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Posted by Renee
 - September 28, 2015, 01:58:01 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Its true.



The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.



Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.



Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.



I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.



And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.



Nice.



At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?


Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.



Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.

I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:


Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.



There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.


Keep flailing around. You look like a swimming lesson at camp retard. :laugh3:


At least I have enough flexible body parts to flail.



Better that than a version of T Rex with matching legs.


"Flexible"??  ac_umm Wow, I've never heard anyone describe a body in Rigor mortis as "flexible". That's a first. ac_toofunny  



But seriously, the only thing "flexible" on you are your man boobs and I think the proper term would actually be....."flappy".  ac_biggrin
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 28, 2015, 07:56:57 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Its true.



The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.



Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.



Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.



I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.



And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.



Nice.



At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?


Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.



Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.

I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:


Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.



There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.


Keep flailing around. You look like a swimming lesson at camp retard. :laugh3:


At least I have enough flexible body parts to flail.



Better that than a version of T Rex with matching legs.
Posted by RW
 - September 28, 2015, 07:47:50 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "RW"I just thought he was into chicks with problems with honesty and no eyebrows.


Not to mention opinionated, argumentative, all knowing and big mouthed.

All knowing indeed.
Posted by Renee
 - September 28, 2015, 07:38:47 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Its true.



The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.



Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.



Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.



I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.



And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.



Nice.



At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?


Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.



Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.

I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:


Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.



There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.


Keep flailing around. You look like a swimming lesson at camp retard. :laugh3:
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 28, 2015, 01:53:36 AM
Quote from: "RW"I just thought he was into chicks with problems with honesty and no eyebrows.


Not to mention opinionated, argumentative, all knowing and big mouthed.
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 28, 2015, 01:52:38 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Its true.



The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.



Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.



Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.



I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.



And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.



Nice.



At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?


Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.



Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.

I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:


Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.



There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.
Posted by RW
 - September 28, 2015, 01:00:47 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I just thought he was into chicks with problems with honesty and no eyebrows.


That and a good duck face.

 ac_lmfao



Who does that???  Hahahaha
Posted by Renee
 - September 28, 2015, 12:45:38 AM
Quote from: "RW"I just thought he was into chicks with problems with honesty and no eyebrows.


That and a good duck face.
Posted by RW
 - September 28, 2015, 12:08:30 AM
I just thought he was into chicks with problems with honesty and no eyebrows.
Posted by Renee
 - September 28, 2015, 12:03:51 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Its true.



The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.



Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.



Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.



I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.



And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.



Nice.



At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?


Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.



Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.

I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:
Posted by RW
 - September 27, 2015, 11:42:28 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Looking for someone to talk to?



Try Dinky.

Oh no.  That's okay.  I have LOTS of people to talk to.  I'm a slut remember?


Oh?



So you can talk with your mouth full?

I'm a woman of many desirable talents.  Ask around.
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 27, 2015, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Looking for someone to talk to?



Try Dinky.

Oh no.  That's okay.  I have LOTS of people to talk to.  I'm a slut remember?


Oh?



So you can talk with your mouth full?
Posted by RW
 - September 27, 2015, 11:36:42 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Looking for someone to talk to?



Try Dinky.

Oh no.  That's okay.  I have LOTS of people to talk to.  I'm a slut remember?
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 27, 2015, 11:35:49 PM
Looking for someone to talk to?



Try Dinky.
Posted by RW
 - September 27, 2015, 11:31:26 PM
I found Renee and Spectre bickering it up in yet other thread.



SHOCKING!