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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:29:38 PM

Title: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:29:38 PM
...for a most unique Christmas gift that I will give to a certain family member this year!  The rest of the goods should arrive shortly!







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Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2018, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"...for a most unique Christmas gift that I will give to a certain family member this year!  The rest of the goods should arrive shortly!







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How thoughtful of you.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2018, 10:33:23 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"...for a most unique Christmas gift that I will give to a certain family member this year!  The rest of the goods should arrive shortly!







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Are you making a bomb?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:33:36 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"How thoughtful of you.

I am traditionally a little generous around Christmas time, and I also like to give the odd unique gift too, and I think this one should be a winner!
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:34:04 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Are you making a bomb?

What kind of a stupid question is this?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 05, 2018, 10:35:21 PM
Tread carefully, Mel.



Some will consider that a serious threat.



I strongly advocate this thread be deleted.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2018, 10:35:39 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Are you making a bomb?

What kind of a stupid question is this?

What is this stuff for?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"What is this stuff for?

You ready for it?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2018, 10:37:07 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Tread carefully, Mel.



Some will consider that a serious threat.



I strongly advocate this thread be deleted.

If it's a how to make a bomb, it will be deleted..



We don't do that here.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 05, 2018, 10:37:31 PM
Its gunpowder. Ostensibly for use in muzzle and flintlock firearms.



It is also an explosive.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:37:40 PM
[size=200]TURN UP THE VOLUME, SIT BACK, AND ENJOY![/size]    :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:









https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=zZ6P04zbico
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 05, 2018, 10:40:07 PM
What a fucking stupid device.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:41:09 PM
You know what?  Fuck it.



ANOTHER fucking thread ruined by Fash and the fucking cop that just MUST ruin every fucking thread of mine.



Just fucking delete it as you wished.  You clowns have already fucked up the flow.



I told myself long ago not to start any new threads here, but I guess I forgot to follow my own advice.  Silly me...
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2018, 10:41:44 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"What a fucking stupid device.

Maybe, but it's just a toy.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 05, 2018, 10:53:27 PM
QuoteWhat a fucking stupid device.

Stop being nice to him
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 10:55:40 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"What a fucking stupid device.

I ordered two just for good measure!  One for me, and one as a gift.  On sale for $39.99 USD a piece (plus shipping)!  Proudly made in Texas!



I'd send your grumpy old ass one as a gift too, but I'm pretty sure Oz would frown upon something like this unique .30cal Mini-Cannon...
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Zetsu on November 05, 2018, 11:10:05 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"

I guess it's kinda cute, but I'd prefer something like this  ac_cool



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Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 11:11:39 PM
Why not have both?  The mini-cannon would fit perfectly on any desk!  The barrels are stainless steel, but the 'carriage' is aluminum that can be ordered in four different shades to match any decor!
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2018, 11:12:02 PM
A lot more practical eh Zetsu.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Zetsu on November 05, 2018, 11:20:40 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Why not have both?  The mini-cannon would fit perfectly on any desk!  The barrels are stainless steel, but the 'carriage' is aluminum that can be ordered in four different shades!


I guess that doesn't hurt, but isn't gun powder illegal in Canada?  Though I could be wrong. ac_unsure
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Zetsu on November 05, 2018, 11:23:08 PM
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 05, 2018, 11:27:46 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"I guess that doesn't hurt, but isn't gun powder illegal in Canada?  Though I could be wrong. ac_unsure

You are COMPLETELY wrong!



Black powder is completely legal to buy and possess in Canada by anyone (unless court order forbids possession) without any special licences or permits (although many gun stores will only sell it to those with a gun license, but this isn't a mandatory requirement), as is smokeless powder too.



There are requirements though, for them to record the sales of any smokeless or black powder in container form (but not in 'bullet form'), so you will have to provide a government ID card of some sort, and that info will be filed.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 12:00:19 AM
So, the mini-cannon is what is considered an 'antique black powder device' in Canada.  No special licences or checks are required to buy/own/posses/transfer/ship, etc.  Regular "real gun" laws do not apply to it in this country.  It is essentially not considered a 'gun' in the eyes of the law, unless used in the commission of a crime!
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 06, 2018, 12:00:49 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
I'd send your grumpy old ass one as a gift too, but I'm pretty sure Oz would frown upon something like this unique .30cal Mini-Cannon...


It would be illegal in most developed countries.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 12:12:32 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
It would be illegal in most developed countries.

Surprisingly they aren't.  Mini-cannons are sold all over Europe too, even in nations with strict gun control.



Only Australia may have an issue, but then again a slingshot ('Ging'...  see?  I'm learning foreign language!) is banned in half your country.  A fucking slingshot!   :laugh:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 12:51:33 AM
Right about now Bricktop would like to stuff a mini-cannon full of black powder, a bit of paper towel as wadding, and insert a .30cal steel ball...



To the delight of his wife and kids, everyone would be smiling after that little fucker went boom!



It's what men were meant to do!  



Then he realized that it wasn't ever meant to be possible where he lived.  He thought there would be some advantages for white people having to live in desert wasteland heat, but he was wrong...
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 06, 2018, 01:32:43 AM
Its a firearm, idiot.



In what CIVILISED country is it legal?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 01:36:06 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its a firearm, idiot.

In what CIVILISED country is it legal?

Actually, it's NOT considered a firearm in North America, and is also NOT considered a firearm in much of Europe either.  Hence, it is legal here and there, without the status as a true firearm.



And I'm the idiot?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 01:43:38 AM
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Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 01:45:10 AM
Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 01:50:49 AM
You and CC tried in the past, to tell me the laws of my own nation, Brick.



You all of a sudden know them better then me?



I don't fucking think so.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 06, 2018, 02:03:39 AM
Either way, this was supposed to be a fun thread, with the gift being unique!  Ruined by the usual suspects...
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blurt on November 06, 2018, 02:52:28 AM
No, Mel. It wasn't a fun thread.



Bartop petards are perilous; you could put out your eye. Unless, of course, you use it while sober.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 06, 2018, 05:46:35 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.


No. I'm telling you what is legal in Australia, and any implement which fires a projectile by means of explosive force is classified as a firearm, and thus falls into the category of implements requiring registration and licensing.



You will find the same applies in the UK, and many other parts of the world.



To test YOUR theory as to legality, put an extra long fuse in one, light it then run to stand in front of it.



Kneel down, preferably.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 06, 2018, 06:59:27 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 06, 2018, 07:01:02 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.


No. I'm telling you what is legal in Australia, and any implement which fires a projectile by means of explosive force is classified as a firearm, and thus falls into the category of implements requiring registration and licensing.



You will find the same applies in the UK, and many other parts of the world.



To test YOUR theory as to legality, put an extra long fuse in one, light it then run to stand in front of it.



Kneel down, preferably.

That toy would  be illegal in Australia?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 06, 2018, 10:02:53 AM
I too like to give unique gifts. Those are cute lol. I liked the mini battles in the video lol.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 06, 2018, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its a firearm, idiot.



In what CIVILISED country is it legal?


 :laugh:



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Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 06, 2018, 03:15:59 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"I too like to give unique gifts. Those are cute lol. I liked the mini battles in the video lol.

Any kid would like it.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 06, 2018, 04:57:30 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its a firearm, idiot.



In what CIVILISED country is it legal?


 :laugh:



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I am consulting my lawyers.



 acc_angry
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 06, 2018, 04:58:17 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.


No. I'm telling you what is legal in Australia, and any implement which fires a projectile by means of explosive force is classified as a firearm, and thus falls into the category of implements requiring registration and licensing.



You will find the same applies in the UK, and many other parts of the world.



To test YOUR theory as to legality, put an extra long fuse in one, light it then run to stand in front of it.



Kneel down, preferably.

That toy would  be illegal in Australia?


Toy?



Would you give one to your children?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 06, 2018, 05:10:44 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


I am consulting my lawyers.



 acc_angry


 :laugh:



 ac_razz
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 06, 2018, 05:13:50 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Would you give one to your children?


Its almost similar to a BB gun. Knowing my son when he was young, no I would not lol. Not til he was a teen anyway, and under certain rules. Dont want a mini cannonball going through these thin walls lol. But I can see the fun in it so long as one is responsible.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 06, 2018, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"


I am consulting my lawyers.



 acc_angry


 :laugh:



 ac_razz


You may laugh now...but when I post pics of me driving your Jeep around Australia, you won't think it so funny!!!



 :t0135:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 06, 2018, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.


No. I'm telling you what is legal in Australia, and any implement which fires a projectile by means of explosive force is classified as a firearm, and thus falls into the category of implements requiring registration and licensing.



You will find the same applies in the UK, and many other parts of the world.



To test YOUR theory as to legality, put an extra long fuse in one, light it then run to stand in front of it.



Kneel down, preferably.

That toy would  be illegal in Australia?


Toy?



Would you give one to your children?

My son is thirteen..



He probably would feel he's too old for that toy canon.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 06, 2018, 10:07:42 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"


I am consulting my lawyers.



 acc_angry


 :laugh:



 ac_razz


You may laugh now...but when I post pics of me driving your Jeep around Australia, you won't think it so funny!!!



 :t0135:


You know where to hit me where it hurts, you bastard! I value my Jeep as much as my son lol.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 06, 2018, 10:07:57 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.


No. I'm telling you what is legal in Australia, and any implement which fires a projectile by means of explosive force is classified as a firearm, and thus falls into the category of implements requiring registration and licensing.



You will find the same applies in the UK, and many other parts of the world.



To test YOUR theory as to legality, put an extra long fuse in one, light it then run to stand in front of it.



Kneel down, preferably.

That toy would  be illegal in Australia?


Toy?



Would you give one to your children?

My son is thirteen..



He probably would feel he's too old for that toy canon.


 :roll:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Zetsu on November 07, 2018, 06:41:09 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.


I'm definately down for buying too.  ac_cool
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2018, 07:42:23 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.


I'm definately down for buying too.  ac_cool

Do you have your parent's permission.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2018, 02:28:39 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.


I'm definately down for buying too.  ac_cool

Do you have your parent's permission.

 :laugh:

 :laugh3:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Zetsu on November 07, 2018, 07:13:34 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.


I'm definately down for buying too.  ac_cool

Do you have your parent's permission.

 :laugh:


Sadly no  :sad:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2018, 07:29:17 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.


I'm definately down for buying too.  ac_cool

Do you have your parent's permission.

 :laugh:


Sadly no  :sad:

Than you don't get any. ac_sothere
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2018, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Herman"A lot more practical eh Zetsu.


Indeed  ac_cool   Not to mention the best and highest quality ones on the market are made by Ukrainian craftsmans.  ac_drinks

Herman will order one now.


I'm definately down for buying too.  ac_cool

Do you have your parent's permission.

 :laugh:


Sadly no  :sad:

Your parents are strict Zetsu.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 07, 2018, 11:51:38 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"No, Mel. It wasn't a fun thread.

Bartop petards are perilous; you could put out your eye. Unless, of course, you use it while sober.

Actually, they are pretty safe, a little cannon like this.  While they can obviously cause damage if you stick your hand in front of it right before lighting the fuse, that damage wouldn't be 'life altering.'



Black powder isn't actually a 'high explosive' using layman's terms...  It is actually a slow burning (relatively) powder, so there simply isn't that much pressure forming in a mini-cannon (using black powder) to blast the shot out with much more energy than your average BB gun could offer, give or take.



Now, if we were to use flash powder, we're in a WHOLE other ballpark then!  Flash powder is regulated in this country much more heavily than black powder is, even though it is still somewhat possible to source in legal ways.  However, flash powder truly is crazy shit, and is best left to professional pyrotechnicians to fuck around with!  You were to throw some flash powder in that mini-cannon, and you truly would have a device that could very quickly become very dangerous...  Black powder is still pretty 'tame'.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Frood on November 08, 2018, 01:25:38 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Going to tell me what is legal here, Brick?



You've tried to do it in the past.


No. I'm telling you what is legal in Australia, and any implement which fires a projectile by means of explosive force is classified as a firearm, and thus falls into the category of implements requiring registration and licensing.



You will find the same applies in the UK, and many other parts of the world.



To test YOUR theory as to legality, put an extra long fuse in one, light it then run to stand in front of it.



Kneel down, preferably.

That toy would  be illegal in Australia?


Mace is illegal here. Everything except the humble bow and arrow. It's rather pathetic.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 08, 2018, 01:29:19 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Everything except the humble bow and arrow.

They're working hard to make those illegal also, I'm sure...  It's for your safety.  You should be thankful!
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Frood on November 08, 2018, 01:41:54 AM
Did you know that if you put a match head into the end of a pencil and crimp the eraser back into the metal then heat it with a lighter, that's a firearm here.



It's gotten ridiculous these days.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 08, 2018, 01:48:09 AM
I realized just the other day how nutty things are in OZ, when I learned that slingshots (gings?) are illegal in half your nation.



What the fuck?  A fucking slingshot?  Welcome to OZ!
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Frood on November 08, 2018, 01:50:40 AM
Our nation was founded on suppression of the people. Now most of us celebrate more and more rules and bans.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 08, 2018, 02:08:37 AM
I have never known much about OZ until more recently in my life, but I think the 'olden day, childhood version' of what I imagined OZ to be (free, mean, tough, etc...)  You know...  Croc Dundee.  Micheal.  THIS IS A KNOIFE!



THAT was quickly dashed once I viewed the 1001 rules of things that you cannot HAVE, and you cannot DO.



I knew the UK was always like that, but then I realized that OZ is even worse!



I think Canada is probably the least restrictive Crown colony, as it has aligned its rules moreso with the US, than with the other Brit colonies.



And I am thankful for that.  Micheal was just an actor, and he was in the US, so he could possess his blade.  That WAS a KNOIFE!  And I am glad that I can possess that knife also, and am sad that you Desert Criminals cannot...
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Frood on November 08, 2018, 02:15:03 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"I have never known much about OZ until more recently in my life, but I think the 'olden day, childhood version' of what I imagined OZ to be (free, mean, tough, etc...)  You know...  Croc Dundee.  Micheal.  THIS IS A KNOIFE!



THAT was quickly dashed once I viewed the 1001 rules of things that you cannot HAVE, and you cannot DO.



I knew the UK was always like that, but then I realized that OZ is even worse!



I think Canada is probably the least restrictive Crown colony, as it has aligned its rules moreso with the US, than with the other Brit colonies.



And I am thankful for that.  Micheal was just an actor, and he was in the US, so he could possess his blade.  That WAS a KNIFE!  And I am glad that I can possess that knife, and am sad that you Desert Criminals cannot...


You can possess any knife here. Carrying it without a clear reason as decided by the police is the issue. If you were deep in the interior, having a knife on you or a rifle wouldn't be an issue. The cities are different. Overpoliced
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 08, 2018, 02:25:14 AM
I do get that.  Canada will enact many things on a Federal level, especially when it comes to guns & knives, so the entire nation is all  'on board'...  We ALL know the rules.



I have spent a few hours with OZ gun (and knife) laws...  It is difficult, it is confusing, and if in doubt...  It is NOT allowed there!



Canadian Provinces tend not to change the Federal provisions much (but they can and do every now and then), so that is what stands.



OZ Provinces seem to have massively different rules and regs from one another, depending on the territory.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 08, 2018, 08:06:03 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"I realized just the other day how nutty things are in OZ, when I learned that slingshots (gings?) are illegal in half your nation.



What the fuck?  A fucking slingshot?  Welcome to OZ!

That's too much, my son had a slingshot.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 08, 2018, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Our nation was founded on suppression of the people. Now most of us celebrate more and more rules and bans.


Reminds me of China, when they took to farm tools as weapons because others were banned. The sai, the bo, nunchucks and one other.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 08, 2018, 04:20:47 PM
A weapon is a weapon.



Carrying weapons is forbidden.



Simple, really. So far, nobody can explain why it is appropriate to carry a weapon in public. ANY weapon.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 08, 2018, 05:55:13 PM
What happens when Australia completely neuters their boys and men?  What happens when boys cannot do boy things, and men cannot do men things?



I'll TELL you what will happen!  There will be generations of men that don't know they are men anymore, and may turn to plain silly behaviour like dressing and attempting to act like women, or may even take it one step further and go full gender reassignment!  You really want that?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 08, 2018, 06:16:23 PM
Ah, so Mel's misfiring synapses present us with yet another of his illogical arguments.



Men must carry weapons or turn into females.



Men things and boy things are contingent on being armed?



No, son. Men things and boy things are about creating a safer world where all people are free to live in peace and without fear of being harmed by lunatics with weapons.



Which, of course, excludes YOU from being a MAN, let alone a boy.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 08, 2018, 06:58:57 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"A weapon is a weapon.



Carrying weapons is forbidden.



Simple, really. So far, nobody can explain why it is appropriate to carry a weapon in public. ANY weapon.


Zombies.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 08, 2018, 07:24:31 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"What happens when Australia completely neuters their boys and men?  What happens when boys cannot do boy things, and men cannot do men things?



I'll TELL you what will happen!  There will be generations of men that don't know they are men anymore, and may turn to plain silly behaviour like dressing and attempting to act like women, or may even take it one step further and go full gender reassignment!  You really want that?

Herman owns rifles and hunts. And he is transitioning to a woman.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 08, 2018, 07:27:25 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"A weapon is a weapon.



Carrying weapons is forbidden.



Simple, really. So far, nobody can explain why it is appropriate to carry a weapon in public. ANY weapon.


Zombies.


Ah.



Yes...well...that's different. When the zombies come, we will need firearms then. But until then... :nea:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 08, 2018, 07:31:57 PM
I think anyone that is familiar with Detroit or Compton will agree, that the Zombies are already amongst us...
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 08, 2018, 08:00:32 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"

Herman owns rifles and hunts. And he is transitioning to a woman.

Nothing more dangerous than a woman with a rifle.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 08, 2018, 08:01:27 PM
Why is the possession of a rifle relevant??



 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 08, 2018, 08:02:48 PM
You may have a point  :wink:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 08, 2018, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"What happens when Australia completely neuters their boys and men?  What happens when boys cannot do boy things, and men cannot do men things?



I'll TELL you what will happen!  There will be generations of men that don't know they are men anymore, and may turn to plain silly behaviour like dressing and attempting to act like women, or may even take it one step further and go full gender reassignment!  You really want that?

Herman owns rifles and hunts. And he is transitioning to a woman.

He's a complex person.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 09, 2018, 03:40:46 AM
Quote from: "cc"Nothing more dangerous than a woman with a rifle.

Yeah, or the Mossad connections given the order to take out the German simply because he rolled through town...



The Jews can be so touchy and sensitive sometimes!
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 09, 2018, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "cc"Nothing more dangerous than a woman with a rifle.

Yeah, or the Mossad connections given the order to take out the German simply because he rolled through town...

I called them off at the last moment.



You're still alive and able to play with kiddie cannons, so be appreciative ... or at least stop whining
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 09, 2018, 10:48:15 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"What happens when Australia completely neuters their boys and men?  What happens when boys cannot do boy things, and men cannot do men things?



I'll TELL you what will happen!  There will be generations of men that don't know they are men anymore, and may turn to plain silly behaviour like dressing and attempting to act like women, or may even take it one step further and go full gender reassignment!  You really want that?

Herman owns rifles and hunts. And he is transitioning to a woman.

I own a farm. I need firearms. Justine will get my 22 and my 270 out of my cold dead hands.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 09, 2018, 11:31:55 PM
People used to say that to me.



My reply? "That can be arranged".



Nonetheless, a firearm is a tool of trade for primary producers. Nobody would seek to take them from you.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 09, 2018, 11:47:17 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Justine will get my 22 and my 270 out of my cold dead hands.

Historically Canada has always been quite fair when it has 'banned' a class of firearm...  Pocket pistols are an example:  Those that owned them were grandfathered, and could continue to own them.  They could also transfer them to direct relatives, like their children for example.



Even Trudeau more recently stated that Canada has a 'strong responsible gun culture,' and he won't drastically fuck with it.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2018, 07:46:34 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"What happens when Australia completely neuters their boys and men?  What happens when boys cannot do boy things, and men cannot do men things?



I'll TELL you what will happen!  There will be generations of men that don't know they are men anymore, and may turn to plain silly behaviour like dressing and attempting to act like women, or may even take it one step further and go full gender reassignment!  You really want that?

Herman owns rifles and hunts. And he is transitioning to a woman.

I own a farm. I need firearms. Justine will get my 22 and my 270 out of my cold dead hands.

What about your purse?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 10, 2018, 11:15:29 AM
purse ... :laugh:





Not to mention his illegal and highly dangerous 6" stilettos
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Blazor on November 10, 2018, 12:18:58 PM
Quote from: "cc"purse ... :laugh:





Not to mention his illegal and highly dangerous 6" stilettos


 :roll:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 10, 2018, 12:43:22 PM
Great news, folks!  Me Mini-Cannon has now cleared customs!  Thank GOD I live in a relatively free country (unlike oppressive regimes like OZ or UK)!







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Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2018, 03:23:36 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Great news, folks!  Me Mini-Cannon has now cleared customs!  Thank GOD I live in a relatively free country (unlike oppressive regimes like OZ or UK)!







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Pop pop, yeah. ac_boring
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 10, 2018, 03:28:45 PM
Now if only I could get my hands on some flashlight powder...    :evilthoughts2:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 10, 2018, 05:10:39 PM
Flash powder...  Not even contained in any sort of pressure vessel.  Simply just loose in a bag!    :laugh:



Loudenboomer!   :laugh:







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QZDQFpf0M
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Frood on November 11, 2018, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"A weapon is a weapon.



Carrying weapons is forbidden.



Simple, really. So far, nobody can explain why it is appropriate to carry a weapon in public. ANY weapon.


Fck off, moron hypocrite.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 11, 2018, 12:38:28 AM
QuoteGreat news, folks!  .. Mini-Cannon has now cleared customs

I'm almost pissing myself with excitement



Just think gang. One of our own. We'll all be able to tell this to our grandchildren some day
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 11, 2018, 12:51:46 AM
Quote from: "cc"I'm almost pissing myself with excitement

I know as women age, this probably happens excitement or not...   :icon_wink:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: cc on November 11, 2018, 01:32:39 AM
I knew I set you up when I wrote it .. even thought of writing your reply to save you effort  :wink:



I also knew you would get the "message" of the full text



Have fun with your little gun
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 11, 2018, 01:36:45 AM
Thank you.  Myself and my mini-cannon will be available to entertain at parties, should you desire a taste.  I'm booking well into the new year now, but will even do bar mitzvahs.  Deposit required.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2018, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Now if only I could get my hands on some flashlight powder...    :evilthoughts2:

What is that Mel?
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2018, 07:23:06 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Bricktop"A weapon is a weapon.



Carrying weapons is forbidden.



Simple, really. So far, nobody can explain why it is appropriate to carry a weapon in public. ANY weapon.


Fck off, moron hypocrite.


I rest my case...again.



That, apparently, is what Freud considers to be an "argument".
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 11, 2018, 09:00:03 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"What is that Mel?

Flash powder was originally used for camera flashes (hence the name).



Gunpowder is considered a 'low explosive,' which means that if you light a pile of it on the ground, it will not 'explode.'  It will simply burn.



Flash powder, on the other hand, has explosive qualities if a pile of it is lit.  It does not need to be contained in a pressure vessel to go bang.  It would be considered more a 'high explosive.'



Common items that could contain flash powder nowadays would be cap-gun caps for kids toy guns, and fireworks/firecrackers.  To purchase flash powder legally in bulk, Canada requires one to have a pyrotechnics license.  I believe the US has similar regs.



It is pretty wild stuff, and honestly much more dangerous than black powder is.  It would make mini-cannon go from a 'pop' to a 'boom!'



Dangerous stuff though, and really not something I would honestly toy around with.  I prefer my fingers intact!   :laugh:



So if anyone remembers those red rolls of cap gun strips that went 'bang' without needing to be contained, and with literally a tiny amount of powder on there, you now know what flash powder is, and potentially how dangerous having a bottle full of it could be!    :laugh:  That shit doesn't even need to be lit...  A good blow with a solid object will ignite it! :laugh:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2018, 09:26:35 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"...for a most unique Christmas gift that I will give to a certain family member this year!  The rest of the goods should arrive shortly!







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You'll shoot your eye out.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 11, 2018, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"You'll shoot your eye out.

Ahh, yes...  Christmas is not far away...  Ralphie should be aired on TV soon!    :laugh:
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Anonymous on November 12, 2018, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"What is that Mel?

Flash powder was originally used for camera flashes (hence the name).



Gunpowder is considered a 'low explosive,' which means that if you light a pile of it on the ground, it will not 'explode.'  It will simply burn.



Flash powder, on the other hand, has explosive qualities if a pile of it is lit.  It does not need to be contained in a pressure vessel to go bang.  It would be considered more a 'high explosive.'



Common items that could contain flash powder nowadays would be cap-gun caps for kids toy guns, and fireworks/firecrackers.  To purchase flash powder legally in bulk, Canada requires one to have a pyrotechnics license.  I believe the US has similar regs.



It is pretty wild stuff, and honestly much more dangerous than black powder is.  It would make mini-cannon go from a 'pop' to a 'boom!'



Dangerous stuff though, and really not something I would honestly toy around with.  I prefer my fingers intact!   :laugh:



So if anyone remembers those red rolls of cap gun strips that went 'bang' without needing to be contained, and with literally a tiny amount of powder on there, you now know what flash powder is, and potentially how dangerous having a bottle full of it could be!    :laugh:  That shit doesn't even need to be lit...  A good blow with a solid object will ignite it! :laugh:

So, that's what it is, thank you.
Title: Re: I am assembling the components...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 13, 2018, 01:16:42 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"So, that's what it is, thank you.

You are very welcome.
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