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Title: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on November 30, 2018, 10:45:09 PM
As you all should know by now, I am not a 'cop basher,' and I generally respect law enforcement officers.



Nonetheless, tonight I entered into a brief shouting match with an RCMP officer.  Not my finest moment, but he was definitely not one of their finest either.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2018, 11:19:48 PM
It happens.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 01, 2018, 12:40:05 AM
It doesn't 'just happen'...
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 01, 2018, 01:12:16 AM
It's been a long week, and I'll get into this thread more tomorrow, when I have a chance to draw a traffic diagram, which is a necessity for understanding the circumstances at the time...
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 01, 2018, 01:31:23 AM
I won't sleep tonight wondering how it happened



Please don't keep us waiting .. I'm shaking so hard with tension that I can't light my candles
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 01, 2018, 01:48:17 AM
I'll light your Hebrew candles for you tomorrow.



I need to lay out the traffic pattern first, so that it all can be understood.  Tomorrow.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2018, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"It's been a long week, and I'll get into this thread more tomorrow, when I have a chance to draw a traffic diagram, which is a necessity for understanding the circumstances at the time...

It does happen, get the fuck over it.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 01, 2018, 03:35:39 AM
I can't wait...
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: JOE on December 01, 2018, 04:30:11 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"As you all should know by now, I am not a 'cop basher,' and I generally respect law enforcement officers.



Nonetheless, tonight I entered into a brief shouting match with an RCMP officer.  Not my finest moment, but he was definitely not one of their finest either.


...was his name Constable or Corporal Bricktop, Mel?



Who came out on top?



Who won the match, eh?
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2018, 10:20:27 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"As you all should know by now, I am not a 'cop basher,' and I generally respect law enforcement officers.



Nonetheless, tonight I entered into a brief shouting match with an RCMP officer.  Not my finest moment, but he was definitely not one of their finest either.

Were you pulled over by the police Mel?
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: JOE on December 01, 2018, 02:08:56 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"I'll light your Hebrew candles for you tomorrow.



I need to lay out the traffic pattern first, so that it all can be understood.  Tomorrow.


Hebrew candles?
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 01, 2018, 03:42:02 PM
Of course. Do you think I'd use Saudi candles?
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2018, 04:22:17 PM
Quote from: "cc"Of course. Do you think I'd use Saudi candles?

Trudeau does.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 01, 2018, 04:25:17 PM
Yes, but Justine's  have a "special" shape



 :sneaky2:
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 01, 2018, 08:12:35 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Were you pulled over by the police Mel?

No.  It was a cop directing alternating traffic around an MVA.  I'll slap together a paint diagram to help you understand the situation...
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 01, 2018, 08:27:44 PM
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Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 01, 2018, 08:47:52 PM
Conditions are dark, and it's raining lightly.  Not a very busy road.  



The 'stupid bitch' and I roll up to the MVA, her in front of me.  Just before Officer Buddy flags us through, stupid bitch decides she wants to turn around (red flag here, anyone?)  So, she's now positioned as indicated by the arrow.  She now needs to reverse, so she can complete the process of turning around and going the other way.



The dumb bitch cannot find reverse gear.  Every time she thinks it's in reverse, the car keeps shuddering forward.  There is a ditch a couple feet in front of her car.  



I can clearly see Officer Buddy flagging me through.  I can also clearly envision stupid bitch finally finding reverse JUST as my Mustang is behind her, thus smashing into my drivers side.  I can just envision this happening.  So, I wait maybe another 20 seconds or so...  By now I am fairly certain dumb bitch can't find reverse, and quickly accelerate past her.



Officer Buddy flags me to stop, asking me in a fairly stern tone, "What exactly is your problem, Buddy?"

My reply, in a louder tone also, "I don't have a problem, Buddy"

He says, "When I direct you to go, you go, OK Buddy?"

I say, "Look, I ain't got no fucking problem.  That dumb bitch up there does, and I didn't want her backing into my car, OK?"



We're pretty much screaming at each other at this point.



Now, Officer Buddy was wearing glasses, and conditions were dark and wet, but I could still easily see dumb bitch still trying to reverse her car.



Finally his eyes glance up the road and squint at the car dumb bitch was driving...  It had its lights on.  Could this guy not see it until just now?  Was he blind?  It was less than 100 feet away.



Then he tells me to get out of here in an angry tone.



Moral of the story?  In Canada, if you see any kind of police presence, just turn your car around and drive the other way, even if it takes you 10 minutes to find reverse and you're blocking the entire lane.  Apparently to our cops this is invisible to them.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 01:14:42 AM
Quote from: "cc"Yes, but Justine's  have a "special" shape



 :sneaky2:

What shape is that cc?
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 01:44:46 AM
ac_blush
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 07:29:20 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Conditions are dark, and it's raining lightly.  Not a very busy road.  



The 'stupid bitch' and I roll up to the MVA, her in front of me.  Just before Officer Buddy flags us through, stupid bitch decides she wants to turn around (red flag here, anyone?)  So, she's now positioned as indicated by the arrow.  She now needs to reverse, so she can complete the process of turning around and going the other way.



The dumb bitch cannot find reverse gear.  Every time she thinks it's in reverse, the car keeps shuddering forward.  There is a ditch a couple feet in front of her car.  



I can clearly see Officer Buddy flagging me through.  I can also clearly envision stupid bitch finally finding reverse JUST as my Mustang is behind her, thus smashing into my drivers side.  I can just envision this happening.  So, I wait maybe another 20 seconds or so...  By now I am fairly certain dumb bitch can't find reverse, and quickly accelerate past her.



Officer Buddy flags me to stop, asking me in a fairly stern tone, "What exactly is your problem, Buddy?"

My reply, in a louder tone also, "I don't have a problem, Buddy"

He says, "When I direct you to go, you go, OK Buddy?"

I say, "Look, I ain't got no fucking problem.  That dumb bitch up there does, and I didn't want her backing into my car, OK?"



We're pretty much screaming at each other at this point.



Now, Officer Buddy was wearing glasses, and conditions were dark and wet, but I could still easily see dumb bitch still trying to reverse her car.



Finally his eyes glance up the road and squint at the car dumb bitch was driving...  It had its lights on.  Could this guy not see it until just now?  Was he blind?  It was less than 100 feet away.



Then he tells me to get out of here in an angry tone.



Moral of the story?  In Canada, if you see any kind of police presence, just turn your car around and drive the other way, even if it takes you 10 minutes to find reverse and you're blocking the entire lane.  Apparently to our cops this is invisible to them.

Hey, I see a cop, I  get the hell out of there.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 11:20:50 AM
Arguing with a traffic cop is counter-prodctive.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
For "regular folk", that's a given / no brainer
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: JOE on December 02, 2018, 02:02:18 PM
Quote from: "cc"Of course. Do you think I'd use Saudi candles?


Thats great, cc!



What kind of candles do you use go light up your menorah during Hanukkah?



Do you go to a special kosher store on Oak Street or will the dollar store do?



Jes curious thats all cc
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 04:26:56 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "cc"Of course. Do you think I'd use Saudi candles?


Thats great, cc!



What kind of candles do you use go light up your menorah during Hanukkah?



Do you go to a special koshet store on Oak Street or will the dollar store do?



Jes curious thats all cc

Jews buy their candles from the places 60 year attention starved virgins get theirs. Other people will see the Jews' candles and nobody will ever see Joe's candles especially his wick.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 04:27:27 PM
Quote from: "JOE"Do you go to a special koshet store on Oak Street or will the dollar store do?

She's Jewish...  Of course the dollar store ones will do just fine!
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 04:35:48 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "JOE"Do you go to a special koshet store on Oak Street or will the dollar store do?

She's Jewish...  Of course the dollar store ones will do just fine!

cc isn't Jewish.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 04:38:43 PM
If it looks like a Jew, swims like a Jew, and quacks like a Jew, then it probably is a Jew.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"If it looks like a Jew, swims like a Jew, and quacks like a Jew, then it probably is a Jew.

She is the kind of aryan that Scouse dreams of being.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 04:45:15 PM
There is absolutely no way she's Aryan.  She can only be a Jew.  All the evidence points directly to her Jewishness.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 04:57:11 PM
Did I ever deny?  .. and miss out on all the fun watching idiots falling all over themselves and each other? .. of course not



You'd be best be focusing on keeping your nicks straight, mate > https://thebluecashew.net/post284245.html#p284245



or people will be saying you are just another stupid aryan fuckup
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 05:00:34 PM
My nicks are straight!  You aren't assuming that I also post as 'Joe,' are you?
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 05:24:36 PM
No. You posted here as alt thinking you were posting there.



Maybe I should have said "keep your sites straight, mate



You really are enamored with those ladies .... must be that masochistic aryan streak
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 05:29:57 PM
I didn't get the forums mixed up.  Posted what I wanted to post in all the right places!



I only proxy up and sneak in rarely...  just to piss them off and give them something to do!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 05:39:49 PM
I   get it ... that masochistic aryan streak makes you do it
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 05:59:58 PM
Old women (and men too, but to a much lesser extent) get awfully cranky with old age it seems.



Past their prime and undesirable to men makes them lash out at the world...
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2018, 06:19:38 PM
Me too!!!
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2018, 08:14:06 AM
Quote from: "cc"No. You posted here as alt thinking you were posting there.



Maybe I should have said "keep your sites straight, mate



You really are enamored with those ladies .... must be that masochistic aryan streak

That is totally fucked up. Two women on a forum are the bane of his existence. :crazy:
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 03, 2018, 12:19:39 PM
Hey Herman...  You seem to worry about it more than I do.  Multiple posts from you worrying about me worrying about Memebee.  I don't really give a fuck about that place (although there are a few posters there that I like)...



What is 'totally fucked up' is you following me around in multiple threads simply because I spent the 30 seconds it takes me to proxy up and clown around there for a few minutes...   :laugh:



So, while it does appear that this really bothers you, I can assure you it bothers you more than it does I!



Sounds like you're trying to impress CC or something.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 03, 2018, 12:37:28 PM
Besides, Wazzup approved my post in the Costa Rica thread, but I figured he would!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: JOE on December 03, 2018, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"There is absolutely no way she's Aryan.  She can only be a Jew.  All the evidence points directly to her Jewishness.


Yeah I think cc's real name is Shemana (Zelda for short) Shemansky.



And she's a short 'top heavy' dark haired women who greatly resembles Ruth Bader Ginsberg with her hair neatly tied in a bun.



Plus she lives as close to the US Canada border as possible  to make her feel safe from what she perceives as an imminent Muslim invasion.



Cc rarely ventures out of the confines of her property because she fears for her safety.



With guys like Mel prowling around in their black mustangs, she's hot a lot to fear.
Title: Re: Got into a brief shouting match with a cop tonight...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 03, 2018, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Yeah I think cc's real name is Shemana (Zelda for short) Shemansky.



And she's a short 'top heavy' dark haired women who greatly resembles Ruth Bader Ginsberg with her hair neatly tied in a bun.



Plus she lives as close to the US Canada border as possible  to make her feel safe from what she perceives as an imminent Muslim invasion.



Cc rarely ventures out of the confines of her property because she fears for her safety.



With guys like Mel prowling around in their black mustangs, she's hot a lot to fear.

I've never seen her flip her shit like she did that night!   :laugh:



Plus, White Rock does have a high enough Jewish population for them to justify having a Jewish center there for them, so it's clear that she is amongst at least some of her own there, which is probably comforting for her.  She has a strange dislike/fear of the Aryan males!



I invited her for a fish & chips meal at Moby Dick's there, to right the wrongs, but she rudely declined!