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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: cc on December 02, 2018, 02:19:58 PM

Title: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 02:19:58 PM
Dolly Parton appeared on the "Tonight Show" where she made host Jimmy Fallon blush enough to hide behind his desk.



The 72-year-old singing legend appeared on the late-night show to promote the music she did for the upcoming Netflix original movie "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston. Parton explained to the host that she was approached by the former "Friends" star to write original music for the movie.



It's then that she revealed that her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, has a bit of a crush on Aniston and may have been angling for a wild night with the two celebrity women.





"My husband is crazy about her," she told the host. "He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us."

Fallon stopped her there by throwing his arms up in the air and stammering. Eventually, he pointed right to the camera and joked "go to bed Carl!"



Parton wasn't done shocking the host there. She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."



With that, Fallon fell to the floor and began to crawl behind his desk. He eventually composed himself as the crowd's thunderous cheers died down.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=1PKEZ-BJX6s



[She has always been high on my list  as "a fine person", "brilliantly creative", fantastic "ad lib sense of humor", "entertaining performer" and "a devilish gal not held back by convention / PC"  .. transcending genre]
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: JOE on December 02, 2018, 03:27:05 PM
So yer a country & Western fan, eh cc?
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 03:48:29 PM
ummm no joe - I do not like most of it



You miss the point as always
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: "cc"ummm no joe - I do not like most of it



You miss the point as always

He deliberately missed the point. What a boring troll. ac_boring
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 04:44:08 PM
Dolly looks like she's had a bunch of shit done to her face...
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 06:09:12 PM
You'd go off in your pants a heartbeat if she blew you a kiss from 50 ft away
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2018, 06:17:11 PM
That face has had more work done on it than 10 miles of bad road.
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 06:30:01 PM
Quote from: "cc"You'd go off in your pants a heartbeat if she blew you a kiss from 50 ft away

To be honest, I've never really found her that attractive.  



Ya, so she has big tits, but I'm not actually attracted to massive tits to be honest!
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"That face has had more work done on it than 10 miles of bad road.

I don't know why people just can't leave their fucking faces alone.  You cannot beat age, no matter how 'skilled' the surgeon is.
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 02, 2018, 07:31:31 PM
So that's what you see from the funny points posted in OP .. hmmm



you miss points of things as badly as Mr Negative, AKA dumbdumb JoJo ... and instead you find, grab ahold of and glom onto what your mind sees as negatives



Sad
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 02, 2018, 07:36:46 PM
What point did I miss?  It's clear she's been fucking around with her face big-time!
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2018, 10:25:28 PM
Quote from: "cc"Dolly Parton appeared on the "Tonight Show" where she made host Jimmy Fallon blush enough to hide behind his desk.



The 72-year-old singing legend appeared on the late-night show to promote the music she did for the upcoming Netflix original movie "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston. Parton explained to the host that she was approached by the former "Friends" star to write original music for the movie.



It's then that she revealed that her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, has a bit of a crush on Aniston and may have been angling for a wild night with the two celebrity women.





"My husband is crazy about her," she told the host. "He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us."

Fallon stopped her there by throwing his arms up in the air and stammering. Eventually, he pointed right to the camera and joked "go to bed Carl!"



Parton wasn't done shocking the host there. She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."



With that, Fallon fell to the floor and began to crawl behind his desk. He eventually composed himself as the crowd's thunderous cheers died down.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=1PKEZ-BJX6s



[She has always been high on my list  as "a fine person", "brilliantly creative", fantastic "ad lib sense of humor", "entertaining performer" and "a devilish gal not held back by convention / PC"  .. transcending genre]

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 03, 2018, 01:29:28 AM
I suspect she's just funnin with the poor guy  :wink:
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2018, 07:57:47 AM
Dolly Parton is worth a fortune, but she has been married to a blue collar guy for decades.
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Blazor on December 03, 2018, 03:22:54 PM
Quote from: "cc"She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."




 :roll:





Dollywood is real close to me here.
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2018, 06:16:54 PM
I've heard of Dolly Parton, but I had Google who she is.

 ac_blush
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Blazor on December 03, 2018, 10:37:24 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've heard of Dolly Parton, but I had Google who she is.

 ac_blush


Shes pretty famous around here. My favorite song of hers is Working 9-5, and I also like Coat of Many Colors.
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Chuck Bronson on December 03, 2018, 10:41:29 PM
In Elementary School, we all talked about her tits!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: Blazor on December 04, 2018, 07:20:08 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"In Elementary School, we all talked about her tits!   :laugh:


We did too lol. And if you stand your hand up on a table, with the fingertips touching the table, hide all fingers but the middle 3, only let the middle finger touch, while the pointy finger and ring finger curl up with knuckles pointing out, and we would say "whats this....... Dolly Parton hiding behind a tree"  :laugh:
Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 06, 2018, 11:31:27 AM
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Title: Re: Dolly "Partin" With Convention - Seems there's still the odd good and funny celeb still around
Post by: cc on December 06, 2018, 11:31:32 AM
As to her victim:



Speaking with USA Today, Aniston reacted to Parton's comments noting that she found them to be both comical and par for the course for the country singer's sense of humor.



"My mouth just dropped," Aniston told the outlet. "And then I laughed my (butt) off. That's Dolly."



She continued: "It was hilarious, I think it's flattering. And that's Dolly's sense of humor. No one in the world can get away with saying anything like that about their partner on live television, except Dolly. I mean, that is a quote."



Aniston stars in "Dumplin" as a former beauty queen whose plus-size daughter decides to compete in the pageant she's organizing. Parton wrote original music for the film and its plot is heavily inspired by her work.