Dolly Parton appeared on the "Tonight Show" where she made host Jimmy Fallon blush enough to hide behind his desk.
The 72-year-old singing legend appeared on the late-night show to promote the music she did for the upcoming Netflix original movie "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston. Parton explained to the host that she was approached by the former "Friends" star to write original music for the movie.
It's then that she revealed that her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, has a bit of a crush on Aniston and may have been angling for a wild night with the two celebrity women.
"My husband is crazy about her," she told the host. "He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us."
Fallon stopped her there by throwing his arms up in the air and stammering. Eventually, he pointed right to the camera and joked "go to bed Carl!"
Parton wasn't done shocking the host there. She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."
With that, Fallon fell to the floor and began to crawl behind his desk. He eventually composed himself as the crowd's thunderous cheers died down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=1PKEZ-BJX6s
[She has always been high on my list as "a fine person", "brilliantly creative", fantastic "ad lib sense of humor", "entertaining performer" and "a devilish gal not held back by convention / PC" .. transcending genre]
So yer a country & Western fan, eh cc?
ummm no joe - I do not like most of it
You miss the point as always
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ummm no joe - I do not like most of it
You miss the point as always
He deliberately missed the point. What a boring troll. ac_boring
Dolly looks like she's had a bunch of shit done to her face...
You'd go off in your pants a heartbeat if she blew you a kiss from 50 ft away
That face has had more work done on it than 10 miles of bad road.
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You'd go off in your pants a heartbeat if she blew you a kiss from 50 ft away
To be honest, I've never really found her that attractive.
Ya, so she has big tits, but I'm not actually attracted to massive tits to be honest!
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That face has had more work done on it than 10 miles of bad road.
I don't know why people just can't leave their fucking faces alone. You cannot beat age, no matter how 'skilled' the surgeon is.
So that's what you see from the funny points posted in OP .. hmmm
you miss points of things as badly as Mr Negative, AKA dumbdumb JoJo ... and instead you find, grab ahold of and glom onto what your mind sees as negatives
Sad
What point did I miss? It's clear she's been fucking around with her face big-time!
Quote from: "cc"
Dolly Parton appeared on the "Tonight Show" where she made host Jimmy Fallon blush enough to hide behind his desk.
The 72-year-old singing legend appeared on the late-night show to promote the music she did for the upcoming Netflix original movie "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston. Parton explained to the host that she was approached by the former "Friends" star to write original music for the movie.
It's then that she revealed that her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, has a bit of a crush on Aniston and may have been angling for a wild night with the two celebrity women.
"My husband is crazy about her," she told the host. "He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us."
Fallon stopped her there by throwing his arms up in the air and stammering. Eventually, he pointed right to the camera and joked "go to bed Carl!"
Parton wasn't done shocking the host there. She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."
With that, Fallon fell to the floor and began to crawl behind his desk. He eventually composed himself as the crowd's thunderous cheers died down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=1PKEZ-BJX6s
[She has always been high on my list as "a fine person", "brilliantly creative", fantastic "ad lib sense of humor", "entertaining performer" and "a devilish gal not held back by convention / PC" .. transcending genre]
:ohmy:
I suspect she's just funnin with the poor guy :wink:
Dolly Parton is worth a fortune, but she has been married to a blue collar guy for decades.
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She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."
:roll:
Dollywood is real close to me here.
I've heard of Dolly Parton, but I had Google who she is.
ac_blush
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I've heard of Dolly Parton, but I had Google who she is.
ac_blush
Shes pretty famous around here. My favorite song of hers is Working 9-5, and I also like Coat of Many Colors.
In Elementary School, we all talked about her tits! :laugh:
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In Elementary School, we all talked about her tits! :laugh:
We did too lol. And if you stand your hand up on a table, with the fingertips touching the table, hide all fingers but the middle 3, only let the middle finger touch, while the pointy finger and ring finger curl up with knuckles pointing out, and we would say "whats this....... Dolly Parton hiding behind a tree" :laugh:
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As to her victim:
Speaking with USA Today, Aniston reacted to Parton's comments noting that she found them to be both comical and par for the course for the country singer's sense of humor.
"My mouth just dropped," Aniston told the outlet. "And then I laughed my (butt) off. That's Dolly."
She continued: "It was hilarious, I think it's flattering. And that's Dolly's sense of humor. No one in the world can get away with saying anything like that about their partner on live television, except Dolly. I mean, that is a quote."
Aniston stars in "Dumplin" as a former beauty queen whose plus-size daughter decides to compete in the pageant she's organizing. Parton wrote original music for the film and its plot is heavily inspired by her work.