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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 08:50:07 PM

Title: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 08:50:07 PM
Corellas!!!



Look at this happy bastard landing in an almond tree!!!



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Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 08:50:51 PM
Chowing down on the ripe almonds!!!



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Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 08:51:24 PM
This one is doing take away...



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Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 08:52:38 PM
Inviting their mates...



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Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 08:53:26 PM
Until the tree has more Corellas than almonds.



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Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2018, 09:13:51 PM
You have parrots and almond trees.....I feel so sorry for you.

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: cc on December 09, 2018, 09:51:35 PM
Yabut, having and not losing nuts matters. It's understandably a male thingy
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2018, 09:53:19 PM
Quote from: "cc"Yabut, having nuts matters. It's a male thingy

Lots of guys on these forums never had any. We just got rid of one of them.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2018, 10:09:28 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "cc"Yabut, having nuts matters. It's a male thingy

Lots of guys on these forums never had any. We just got rid of one of them.

I saw one of his threads.



Mel, if I see you, I am going to break your fucking jaw.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 10:38:44 PM
He has a thread???
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 10:40:05 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"You have parrots and almond trees.....I feel so sorry for you.

 :001_rolleyes:


Thanks, Fash...compassion for the afflicted is a rare commodity these days.



We will get no almonds this year.



Again.



 :sad:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2018, 10:41:38 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"He has a thread???

No, meant I saw one of his archived threads. He needs an attitude adjustment and I am just the guy to do it.



If you know his real name, feel free to send me a message.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2018, 10:43:22 PM
Well, we all know his first name, because it's the same as mine.



And he drives a red truck, filled with gravel, to building sites.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2018, 10:53:32 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"He has a thread???

No, meant I saw one of his archived threads. He needs an attitude adjustment and I am just the guy to do it.



If you know his real name, feel free to send me a message.

No threats please Herman.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Gaon on December 10, 2018, 12:39:19 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Corellas!!!



Look at this happy bastard landing in an almond tree!!!



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I thought this thread was going to be about Mel's departure. Now we have no nuts. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 10, 2018, 01:07:31 AM
Too many damn Corellas.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2018, 01:08:07 AM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Corellas!!!



Look at this happy bastard landing in an almond tree!!!



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I thought this thread was going to be about Mel's departure. Now we have no nuts. :laugh3:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 10, 2018, 12:25:07 PM
I have nuts.



But they're, um, a different kind of nut.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Frood on December 10, 2018, 03:02:52 PM
At Bricktop's age, all he's got left Down Under are his nuts and no self respecting bird wants to invite them near her nest. ac_cool
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Gaon on December 10, 2018, 03:07:17 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"At Bricktop's age, all he's got left Down Under are his nuts and no self respecting bird wants to invite them near her nest. ac_cool

OUCH. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2018, 04:08:37 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"At Bricktop's age, all he's got left Down Under are his nuts and no self respecting bird wants to invite them near her nest. ac_cool

 ac_blush
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 10, 2018, 04:49:42 PM
The loss of nuts is no laughing matter.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 11, 2018, 12:39:24 AM
So, are we talking nuts here? or more like, you know, raisins?



Nature has a way of turning nuts into raisins.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2018, 12:42:22 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"So, are we talking nuts here? or more like, you know, raisins?



Nature has a way of turning nuts into raisins.

You are a smartass. I like that. ac_drinks
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 11, 2018, 12:50:46 AM
Cheers, Herm.  :43(2):
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2018, 12:52:41 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Cheers, Herm.  :43(2):

We ought to guzzle barrel wash and shoot badgers some time. I know you would like that.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Zetsu on December 11, 2018, 12:56:46 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Until the tree has more Corellas than almonds.



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 :MG_216:  Reminds me of those pudgy pidgeys.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 11, 2018, 12:57:38 AM
I'd be up for that, Herman.



I'd have to borrow your crossbow.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2018, 01:08:33 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"I'd be up for that, Herman.



I'd have to borrow your crossbow.

Is there a sexual connotation in that?
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2018, 01:37:29 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"So, are we talking nuts here? or more like, you know, raisins?



Nature has a way of turning nuts into raisins.


N U T S.



Almonds!!!



Delicious nuts!!!



And they are being stolen by flying pigs!!!
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 11, 2018, 02:40:04 AM
So... your nuts are being stolen by flying pigs?



Am I getting this right?
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2018, 08:48:23 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"So... your nuts are being stolen by flying pigs?



Am I getting this right?

Beautiful parrots..



He has parrots and almond  trees....we feel sorry for him.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2018, 04:58:16 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"So... your nuts are being stolen by flying pigs?



Am I getting this right?


YES.



Tu ne parles pas anglais!!!



Look at the photographs!!! Pigs are eating my nuts!!!



 :dash1:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2018, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"So... your nuts are being stolen by flying pigs?



Am I getting this right?


YES.



Tu ne parles pas anglais!!!



Look at the photographs!!! Pigs are eating my nuts!!!



 :dash1:

They are beautiful pigs.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2018, 05:04:01 PM
THEY ARE STEALING MY NUTS!!!
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2018, 05:06:18 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"THEY ARE STEALING MY NUTS!!!

There's plenty to go around,.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2018, 05:18:14 PM
That's what THEY said.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Vancouver on December 11, 2018, 07:28:52 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"This one is doing take away...



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Really nice shooting it in air motion like that
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blazor on December 11, 2018, 07:32:15 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"So, are we talking nuts here? or more like, you know, raisins?



Nature has a way of turning nuts into raisins.


You must have better eyes than me, cause I dont see ANYTHING  ac_dunno



 :laugh:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2018, 08:22:48 PM
LOOK CLOSER!!!



They are eating and stealing the NUTS.



Jesus...
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blazor on December 11, 2018, 09:08:03 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Jesus...


Its too late for prayers, those nuts are long gone  :laugh:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2018, 09:15:32 PM
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!



I HAVE NO MORE NUTS!!!
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 12, 2018, 10:55:21 AM
Nah, Leo, you still have nuts.



But it's your turn to look closer.



 :laugh:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 12:46:52 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"LOOK CLOSER!!!



They are eating and stealing the NUTS.



Jesus...

I would put nuts out for them.
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blurt on December 12, 2018, 01:15:07 PM
But, Fash. You have no nuts, either!



You and Leo should start a support group.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 01:17:01 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"But, Fash. You have no nuts, either!



You and Leo should start a support group.  :laugh:

Bad Blurt.

 ac_blush
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Blazor on December 12, 2018, 01:18:09 PM
:roll:
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Gaon on December 12, 2018, 01:59:32 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"But, Fash. You have no nuts, either!



You and Leo should start a support group.  :laugh:

 ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Why I have NO nuts!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 05:35:32 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Nah, Leo, you still have nuts.



But it's your turn to look closer.



 :laugh:


Why do I get the feeling you're not taking this scourge seriously.
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