Title: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 06:56:06 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 06:56:06 PM
This...
Or this...
In the spirit of our dearly departed Mel...I seek your advice.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 07:01:18 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 07:01:18 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 07:08:05 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 07:08:05 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 07:22:05 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 07:22:05 PM
What does he do?
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 07:49:17 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 07:49:17 PM
With his own bank.
And a motorcycle shop as well.
Maybe this might be more appropriate??
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 07:50:37 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 07:50:37 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: cc on December 12, 2018, 08:16:46 PM
Post by: cc on December 12, 2018, 08:16:46 PM
Your daughter would love you for it
I'll end with the infamous "Trust me"
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 12, 2018, 08:50:22 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 12, 2018, 08:50:22 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 08:51:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2018, 08:51:34 PM
Naw. The Batman gig is bestQuote from: "cc"
Your daughter would love you for it
I'll end with the infamous "Trust me"
Okay Mel.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 08:55:57 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 12, 2018, 08:55:57 PM
How about the utility belt, but with beer instead of gadgets.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: cc on December 12, 2018, 09:44:38 PM
Post by: cc on December 12, 2018, 09:44:38 PM
Naw. The Batman gig is bestQuote from: "cc"
Your daughter would love you for it
I'll end with the infamous "Trust me"
Okay Mel.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Gaon on December 12, 2018, 10:00:55 PM
Post by: Gaon on December 12, 2018, 10:00:55 PM
And I don't know what to wearQuote from: "Bricktop"ac_dunno
This...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.sfgate.com%2Fblogs%2Fimages%2Fsfgate%2Fsfmoms%2F2011%2F06%2F08%2FScaryClown356x600.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%2000.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.sfgate.com%2Fblogs%2Fimages%2Fsfgate%2Fsfmoms%2F2011%2F06%2F08%2FScaryClown356x600.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Or this...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F40%2F52%2F99%2F4052990b5779ac9e5acdc657dce12f85--year-one-days-of-the-year.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20ar.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F40%2F52%2F99%2F4052990b5779ac9e5acdc657dce12f85--year-one-days-of-the-year.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
In the spirit of our dearly departed Mel...I seek your advice.
If you want to discourage him from pursuing your daughter wear the psycho clown costume.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Zetsu on December 12, 2018, 10:31:18 PM
Post by: Zetsu on December 12, 2018, 10:31:18 PM
And I don't know what to wearQuote from: "Bricktop"ac_dunno
This...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.sfgate.com%2Fblogs%2Fimages%2Fsfgate%2Fsfmoms%2F2011%2F06%2F08%2FScaryClown356x600.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%2000.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.sfgate.com%2Fblogs%2Fimages%2Fsfgate%2Fsfmoms%2F2011%2F06%2F08%2FScaryClown356x600.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Or this...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F40%2F52%2F99%2F4052990b5779ac9e5acdc657dce12f85--year-one-days-of-the-year.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20ar.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F40%2F52%2F99%2F4052990b5779ac9e5acdc657dce12f85--year-one-days-of-the-year.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
In the spirit of our dearly departed Mel...I seek your advice.
If you want to discourage him from pursuing your daughter wear the psycho clown costume.
Lol that's what I thought so too, but then if the guy is a banker, Brick should definitely go for the batman suit.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on December 12, 2018, 11:21:01 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on December 12, 2018, 11:21:01 PM
If you wish to torment the chap, nevertheless, this might be better.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 12:06:03 AM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 12:06:03 AM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 11:26:46 AM
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 11:26:46 AM
He may run at this point. Use this tactic if you dont care for him coming over.
Now if you want to torture him through the evening, dress as the clown, but dont say a word all night. Just slowly turn your head towards him now and then and stare at him. Be quiet as a mouse most the night, and at dinner, halfway through, suddenly slam your machete on the table, and stare at him again. Make sure you leave the table before he does in case he has to pee, and go hide behind the shower curtain in the bathroom. Wait for him to come in, then pop out from behind the shower curtain, and start grunting heavily and quickly while raising your machete, then let out a gore cry of attack. He will then bolt, if he hadnt already, leaving you with an extra dessert to eat cause he wont be able to hang around long enough for it
I would say be yourself if you want him to hang around, but even that is no guarantee he still wont bolt
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Odinson on December 13, 2018, 11:36:20 AM
Post by: Odinson on December 13, 2018, 11:36:20 AM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 04:57:41 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 04:57:41 PM
I had to rush into the bedroom and change out of my Batman outfit.
It was the right thing to do.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: cc on December 13, 2018, 05:02:05 PM
Post by: cc on December 13, 2018, 05:02:05 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 05:02:36 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 05:02:36 PM
He bought me a very fine bottle of single malt.Quote from: "Bricktop"
I had to rush into the bedroom and change out of my Batman outfit.
It was the right thing to do.
He sure knew how to butter up the old man.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 05:19:40 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 05:19:40 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 05:28:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 05:28:51 PM
He was undoubtedly briefed by the daughter..."Bring a bottle of the good stuff, and you're home and hosed..."Quote from: "Bricktop"
That's what I figured.
My son told his Aussie gf, if the old man aint passed out drunk by nine o'clock, he likes ya.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 06:22:24 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 06:22:24 PM
But I'm old.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 06:43:54 PM
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 06:43:54 PM
He was undoubtedly briefed by the daughter..."Bring a bottle of the good stuff, and you're home and hosed..."Quote from: "Bricktop"
That was starting to be my guess too lol.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 07:23:50 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 07:23:50 PM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 07:47:28 PM
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 07:47:28 PM
I have been manipulated by a bottle of whisky.Quote from: "Bricktop"
ac_blush
She prolly knows it gets you to lighten up some and be more accepting as well as open and smiley
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 08:03:05 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 08:03:05 PM
She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.
And this
is a damn fine single malt whisky.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 08:21:29 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 08:21:29 PM
Nope.Quote from: "Bricktop"
She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.
And this(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.masterofmalt.com%2Fwhiskies%2Fp-2813%2Fgreat-southern-distilling-company%2Flimeburners-single-malt-whisky-cask-m87.jpg%3Fss%3D2.0&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20%3D2.0&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.masterofmalt.com%2Fwhiskies%2Fp-2813%2Fgreat-southern-distilling-company%2Flimeburners-single-malt-whisky-cask-m87.jpg%3Fss%3D2.0&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
is a damn fine single malt whisky.
How much does it cost?
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 08:21:49 PM
Post by: Blazor on December 13, 2018, 08:21:49 PM
She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.
That sounds like a chop idea, but I've chopped you enough lately
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 09:02:20 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 09:02:20 PM
Nope.Quote from: "Bricktop"
She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.
And this(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.masterofmalt.com%2Fwhiskies%2Fp-2813%2Fgreat-southern-distilling-company%2Flimeburners-single-malt-whisky-cask-m87.jpg%3Fss%3D2.0&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20%3D2.0&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.masterofmalt.com%2Fwhiskies%2Fp-2813%2Fgreat-southern-distilling-company%2Flimeburners-single-malt-whisky-cask-m87.jpg%3Fss%3D2.0&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
is a damn fine single malt whisky.
How much does it cost?
A LOT. Well north of $100.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 09:32:08 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 09:32:08 PM
Nope.Quote from: "Bricktop"
She knows I'll do anything for a good single malt.
And this(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.masterofmalt.com%2Fwhiskies%2Fp-2813%2Fgreat-southern-distilling-company%2Flimeburners-single-malt-whisky-cask-m87.jpg%3Fss%3D2.0&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20%3D2.0&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.masterofmalt.com%2Fwhiskies%2Fp-2813%2Fgreat-southern-distilling-company%2Flimeburners-single-malt-whisky-cask-m87.jpg%3Fss%3D2.0&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
is a damn fine single malt whisky.
How much does it cost?
A LOT. Well north of $100.
That is a lot.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 09:35:05 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 13, 2018, 09:35:05 PM
So he gets a pass....for now...
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 10:53:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2018, 10:53:26 PM
Yes.Quote from: "Bricktop"
So he gets a pass....for now...
That's kind of you.
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Bricktop on December 14, 2018, 12:59:34 AM
Post by: Bricktop on December 14, 2018, 12:59:34 AM
Title: Re: Daughter is bringing the new BF around tonight...
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2018, 01:10:54 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2018, 01:10:54 AM
I'm a big hearted guy!!!Quote from: "Bricktop"
You sure are.