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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on December 19, 2018, 06:10:14 PM

Title: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 19, 2018, 06:10:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 19, 2018, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

Fart spray justice.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Blazor on December 19, 2018, 06:29:14 PM
"My girl gonna be like, who you had in here!" lol.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 19, 2018, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: "Blazor""My girl gonna be like, who you had in here!" lol.

It appears all the thieves were of the same ethnicity.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 19, 2018, 07:02:58 PM
Weren't the first Asian?
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 19, 2018, 07:10:23 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Weren't the first Asian?

Could be. I didn't see the face.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 19, 2018, 07:11:49 PM
Nah, you're right. Indistinct.



But NOT white.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 07:57:46 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

OMIGAWD!!  ac_lmfao



Suspects are unarmed and considered rancid.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Blazor on December 19, 2018, 08:10:08 PM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Blazor""My girl gonna be like, who you had in here!" lol.

It appears all the thieves were of the same ethnicity.


I believe you are right lol.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 19, 2018, 08:20:04 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Blazor""My girl gonna be like, who you had in here!" lol.

It appears all the thieves were of the same ethnicity.


I believe you are right lol.

You noticed that too.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 19, 2018, 08:22:24 PM
Package thieves deserve to lose their faces opening up something that's not theirs.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 19, 2018, 08:40:46 PM
One day someone will make one of those and pit acid in there...thief will burn their face off.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 08:41:52 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"One day someone will make one of those and pit acid in there...thief will burn their face off.

I think the glitter stink bomb is enough of a deterrent.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 19, 2018, 08:43:42 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"One day someone will make one of those and pit acid in there...thief will burn their face off.

I think the glitter stink bomb is enough of a deterrent.


They should at least lose a hand.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 08:57:01 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"One day someone will make one of those and pit acid in there...thief will burn their face off.

I think the glitter stink bomb is enough of a deterrent.


They should at least lose a hand.

Even Saudi Arabia doesn't use that as a punishment very  often.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 19, 2018, 09:22:58 PM
Most nations prohibit "booby trap" assaults.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 19, 2018, 09:26:31 PM
Nevertheless, thieves deserve to lose a hand.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 19, 2018, 09:44:24 PM
Then perhaps you should move from Victoriastan to Saudi Arabia.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 09:46:46 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Most nations prohibit "booby trap" assaults.

And so civilized nations should.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 09:52:52 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

 :good2:
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 19, 2018, 09:55:06 PM
Allowing thieves to keep both of their hands isn't very civilized.
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Post by: Zetsu on December 19, 2018, 10:28:19 PM
They should put this sh*t into mass production loaded with GPS trackers.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 10:45:28 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"They should put this sh*t into mass production loaded with GPS trackers.

That's a lot better idea than maiming petty thieves.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 19, 2018, 11:15:59 PM
Theft is never petty.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2018, 11:40:12 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Then perhaps you should move from Victoriastan to Saudi Arabia.

A hopeless lush like Dinky Freud would be flogged.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 20, 2018, 12:00:07 AM
Maybe your guy Freud but not this gal, fried chicken fiend.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 20, 2018, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Then perhaps you should move from Victoriastan to Saudi Arabia.

A hopeless lush like Dinky Freud would be flogged.

The brother likes his swish. Nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 20, 2018, 09:08:54 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Then perhaps you should move from Victoriastan to Saudi Arabia.

A hopeless lush like Dinky Freud would be flogged.

The brother likes his swish. Nothing wrong with that.

Yes, there is.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 20, 2018, 05:48:00 PM
There is?



What am I to do with my whisky collection now??



And my Christmas present...which hasn't arrived YET!!!
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 21, 2018, 12:32:39 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"There is?



What am I to do with my whisky collection now??



And my Christmas present...which hasn't arrived YET!!!

You can look at the picture.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 21, 2018, 03:40:53 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Allowing thieves to keep both of their hands isn't very civilized.

Items can be replaced, limbs cannot.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 21, 2018, 05:42:27 PM
Take no notice of Dinky Freud...he's...er...different.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 21, 2018, 07:58:01 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Take no notice of Dinky Freud...he's...er...different.

Those podcasts were different.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 21, 2018, 08:02:39 PM
The ramblings of a seriously maladjusted and under developed mind.



I wonder if he plays them to his daughter?
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Gaon on December 21, 2018, 08:50:48 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"The ramblings of a seriously maladjusted and under developed mind.



I wonder if he plays them to his daughter?

What's his daughter's age?
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 21, 2018, 09:11:33 PM
She's around ten now.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Anonymous on December 21, 2018, 10:35:29 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"The ramblings of a seriously maladjusted and under developed mind.



I wonder if he plays them to his daughter?

Dinky Freud needs to get off the bottle for her sake, if not his own.
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 22, 2018, 02:42:47 AM
He pretends to be a good father...little does she know...
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Frood on December 22, 2018, 06:19:49 AM
:laugh:



Too funny!



So worked up about me and a guy who isn't present here from all accounts that you continue to conflate us, erroneously and comically mind you, while dragging in a perceived child of his to prop up your delusional contempt for the pair of us.



All because your boy lives in Bricktop's head rent free for years now and the others are incapable of refuting me on their own or my merits and arguments.



 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Don't steal packages from front doors...or else...
Post by: Bricktop on December 22, 2018, 08:24:30 PM
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