Title: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 12:39:01 AM
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 12:39:01 AM
And I gots ta thinkin it'd be fun ta drive the Blue Cashew gang 'round Vanvouver
Be a good way for you folks ta get together and share gossip, unwind a bit eh.
Fits about 15.
So if thar was room left over, I could even invite mimi, evs and perhaps Mel along.
Tho im not sure if cc'd approve eh?
Would be an interesting trip with a group pf individuals with eclectic interests eh.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: cc on December 31, 2018, 12:57:48 AM
Post by: cc on December 31, 2018, 12:57:48 AM
A tip - nobody here cares about how bad "Mel"tdown's bitcoins are doing
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 03:49:19 AM
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 03:49:19 AM
I'm part Polish.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 06:48:16 AM
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 06:48:16 AM
If there are no male pole dancers I'm outQuote from: "cc"
...but thats a party bus, eh cc? Could be arranged so that ya have a vehicle where ya could stand up while yer doin yer routines, eh? I can get one for ya ifya want.
And even then the pole might not even support yer weight.
Cuz ya may have packed on a few pounds since college, eh cc?
But we could still give it the Old college try, cc.
Thing is if the pole breaks then ya gotta pay the owner fer the damages, eh
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 11:31:11 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 11:31:11 AM
If there are no male pole dancers I'm outQuote from: "cc"
A tip - nobody here cares about how bad "Mel"tdown's bitcoins are doing
Neither does JOE.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 12:37:43 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 12:37:43 PM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 01:53:28 PM
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 01:53:28 PM
Even a little guy like him should have the privilege of driving in such a big car once in a while.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 02:08:56 PM
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 02:08:56 PM
Wowsers!
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 02:21:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 02:21:24 PM
Actually I wouldn't mind driving seoulbroQuote from: "JOE"
Even a little guy like him should have the privilege of driving in such a big car once in a while.
You know his size?
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 02:30:18 PM
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 02:30:18 PM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 02:33:14 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 02:33:14 PM
Sounds kind of sexual when Joe says he wants to 'drive' Seoulbro.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I hadn't thought about it DD, but yes.
My comment too could be construed that way.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 02:35:04 PM
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 02:35:04 PM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 03:02:18 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 03:02:18 PM
Sounds kind of sexual when Joe says he wants to 'drive' Seoulbro.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Old Joe has a thing for Oriental guys.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 03:20:22 PM
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 03:20:22 PM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 03:26:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 03:26:15 PM
Joe seems like the kind of guy who braids his toe hairs and waxes his testicles with tea candles.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Common among adult virgins.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 05:05:44 PM
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 05:05:44 PM
However from what I understand that would break the conditions of curfew imposed by Corrections Canada:
And I wouldn't want Herman ta get into trouble & ruin his chances for a criminal pardon from the Government of Canada.
I know that its jes good clean fun like most of us enjoy on New Years Eve.
But Herman bein Herman, those kinda things come up, y'know.
....sigh. Oh well, maybe in 10 years time for the Herm, eh?
....if his liver kin hold up 'til then.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 05:10:52 PM
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2018, 05:10:52 PM
Sounds kind of sexual when Joe says he wants to 'drive' Seoulbro.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I guess your type thinks of thosr things all the time, eh Dinky?
Happy New Years!
"I'm gay gay gay gay, baby"
Oh well, like Herman ya are who ya are.
Anyways Happy New Years to you too, dinky
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 05:19:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2018, 05:19:01 PM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 05:34:34 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 05:34:34 PM
the privilege of driving in such a big car once in a while.Quote from: "JOE"
Privilege? Joe, being driven around in a car, no matter how long it is, is hardly a "privilege"...even if that "car" is a hideous example of crass and tasteless excess designed to appeal to shallow millenials who think being driven around by a bald loser in a crap car is the highlight of their vacuous life.
If anything represents excess for its own sake, its those stretched shitpiles that are rented out to make people feel special.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 11:53:37 PM
Post by: Frood on December 31, 2018, 11:53:37 PM
Ah JOE, you're cute.Quote from: "Fashionista"
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
If by cute you meant a low IQ window licking failed abortion, you're bang on!
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 12:29:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 12:29:00 AM
Ah JOE, you're cute.Quote from: "Fashionista"
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
If by cute you meant a low IQ window licking failed abortion, you're bang on!
No, I mean JOE craves my attention.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 12:47:17 AM
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 12:47:17 AM
It's lonely in the drivers seat while the revellers are having fun in the back.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2019, 12:55:37 AM
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2019, 12:55:37 AM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 12:57:13 AM
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 12:57:13 AM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2019, 12:58:45 AM
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2019, 12:58:45 AM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 12:07:08 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 12:07:08 PM
C'mon...Joe craves ANY attention.Quote from: "Bricktop"
It's lonely in the drivers seat while the revellers are having fun in the back.
He has never driven a limousine in his life.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:19:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:19:25 PM
He has never driven a limousine in his life.
I'm not seeking an argument, but I wonder why you say this. Here in the states, I'm licensed for limos although I rarely drive them. Motor coaches, same endorsement. School bus, different endorsement. The basic CDL covers most lorries and the endorsements are easily accumulated.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:26:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:26:01 PM
He has never driven a limousine in his life.
I'm not seeking an argument, but I wonder why you say this. Here in the states, I'm licensed for limos although I rarely drive them. Motor coaches, same endorsement. School bus, different endorsement. The basic CDL covers most lorries and the endorsements are easily accumulated.
I don't doubt that you do..
JOE sometimes makes things up to get attention and having a part time job as a limousine driver is one of those stories..
I caught him in it quite a while ago.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:35:17 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:35:17 PM
He has never driven a limousine in his life.
I'm not seeking an argument, but I wonder why you say this. Here in the states, I'm licensed for limos although I rarely drive them. Motor coaches, same endorsement. School bus, different endorsement. The basic CDL covers most lorries and the endorsements are easily accumulated.
I don't doubt that you do..
JOE sometimes makes things up to get attention and having a part time job as a limousine driver is one of those stories..
I caught him in it quite a while ago.
Well, traditionally it DOES require a shower, shave, and nice threads.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 05:39:48 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 05:39:48 PM
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 03:30:55 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 03:30:55 PM
The ability to drive a large vehicle safely also helps.Quote from: "Bricktop"
This might be a tangent.
IMHO, speaking both as driver and as mechanic, you cannot stretch a Lincoln Town Car more than sixty inches and have a safe vehicle to drive. The only limos that can handle really big stretches will be those on truck frames such as Suburbans or Expeditions. And even they will be squirrely to drive.
I won't ride in extreme stretched limos. If you want a coach that's going to be thirty or more feet in length, build it on a five-ton truck chassis and get it right.
It'll look like a bus of some kind, and have one or two service doors, but it'll work and be safe to drive.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on January 03, 2019, 06:03:11 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 03, 2019, 06:03:11 PM
Stretched limos handle and brake like a brick shithouse on castors. A stupid idea that I am amazed are permitted to be driven on public roads.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
Precisely.Quote from: "Bricktop"
Stretched limos handle and brake like a brick shithouse on castors. A stupid idea that I am amazed are permitted to be driven on public roads.
I have been a few limos around the world. I was always too shitfaced to remember it.
Title: Re: I drove a 32’ Limousine today...
Post by: Bricktop on January 03, 2019, 06:38:58 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 03, 2019, 06:38:58 PM