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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 08:50:18 PM

Title: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 08:50:18 PM
Post Of The Year.... :rimshot:



And the award goes to.....BERRY SWEET, for THIS zinger!!!



Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Kylie Jenner"Manners. Old fashioned morals, a genuine gentleman....I'd kill for one of those







That and how he smells.




At your age, you're better off getting a dog.
[/i]



Noob Of The Year....:rimshot:



The winner is....Gaon!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.emojibase.com%2Fresources%2Fimg%2Femojis%2Fhangouts%2Fx1f1f7-1f1fa.png.pagespeed.ic.URDk7_SnWh.png&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20Wh.png&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.emojibase.com%2Fresources%2Fimg%2Femojis%2Fhangouts%2Fx1f1f7-1f1fa.png.pagespeed.ic.URDk7_SnWh.png&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 09:05:23 PM
Heartbreaker Of The Year.... :rimshot:



Seoulbro... for coming on to male members here while in a steady relationship.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Z_zNtzwt8_I%2FTVdKLMaE34I%2FAAAAAAAAB9Y%2Fy0CDBcWXY58%2Fs400%2Fbroken_heart-1503.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%2003.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Z_zNtzwt8_I%2FTVdKLMaE34I%2FAAAAAAAAB9Y%2Fy0CDBcWXY58%2Fs400%2Fbroken_heart-1503.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



Now You See Me, Now You Don't Award.... :rimshot:



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Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 09:08:03 PM
Philanthrope Of The Year.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....HERMAN...for giving gainful employment to Mexicans by shining his shitter...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F19%2F7c%2F95%2F197c9556da67427f79d2f6ffef1ea05f.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%205f.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F19%2F7c%2F95%2F197c9556da67427f79d2f6ffef1ea05f.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 09:13:51 PM
Poster Of The Year.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....TheVancouverGuy....for the best pics on the forum!!!



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Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 09:14:17 PM
Bad luck to all you suckers that got squat.



Try harder in 2019!!!
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: cc on December 31, 2018, 10:31:03 PM
Who cares what some Limy turned Aussie thinks





ac_boring













Happy New Year





anyhow
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on December 31, 2018, 11:45:14 PM
Sore Loser Of The Year.... :rimshot:



And the winner is.....cc!!!!



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Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: cc on December 31, 2018, 11:46:30 PM
That's better. I'm happy now. I win an award
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 12:06:01 AM
:001_tongue:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 12:09:40 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Post Of The Year.... :rimshot:



And the award goes to.....BERRY SWEET, for THIS zinger!!!



Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Kylie Jenner"Manners. Old fashioned morals, a genuine gentleman....I'd kill for one of those







That and how he smells.




At your age, you're better off getting a dog.
[/i]



Noob Of The Year....:rimshot:



The winner is....Gaon!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.emojibase.com%2Fresources%2Fimg%2Femojis%2Fhangouts%2Fx1f1f7-1f1fa.png.pagespeed.ic.URDk7_SnWh.png&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20Wh.png&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.emojibase.com%2Fresources%2Fimg%2Femojis%2Fhangouts%2Fx1f1f7-1f1fa.png.pagespeed.ic.URDk7_SnWh.png&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Gaon and caskur are my favourite new posters.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 12:46:21 AM
It was a close call...but the jury felt that having a Russian in our midst rather than another bloody Australian tipped the scales slightly.



And the JUDGES decision is FINAL!
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2019, 12:57:13 AM
So the troll award is to be split between two people?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: cc on January 01, 2019, 01:11:33 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"It was a close call...but the jury felt that having a Russian in our midst rather than another bloody Australian tipped the scales slightly.



And the JUDGES decision is FINAL!

I didn't see it coming - A Russian ...  right ... The Russian prolly doped the winners



 ac_smile
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 01:14:53 AM
Ouch!!!
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"So the troll award is to be split between two people?


Yep. Freud and Aaron.



I'm led to believe that the movie "Split" was based on them.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2019, 02:05:40 AM
You've got rocks in your head when it comes that guy.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2019, 05:09:19 AM
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Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 11:45:43 AM
Terrific thread Bricktop.

 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 03:10:37 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Heartbreaker Of The Year.... :rimshot:



Seoulbro... for coming on to male members here while in a steady relationship.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Z_zNtzwt8_I%2FTVdKLMaE34I%2FAAAAAAAAB9Y%2Fy0CDBcWXY58%2Fs400%2Fbroken_heart-1503.jpg&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%2003.jpg&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Z_zNtzwt8_I%2FTVdKLMaE34I%2FAAAAAAAAB9Y%2Fy0CDBcWXY58%2Fs400%2Fbroken_heart-1503.jpg&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

 :beurk:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2019, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 05, 2019, 06:32:46 AM
The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...



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Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Frood on January 05, 2019, 06:36:09 AM
He's flipping in his denture glass right now over that.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: JOE on January 05, 2019, 07:11:35 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.


You mean, does that refer to you?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2019, 11:54:37 AM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.


You mean, does that refer to you?

Why would it?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 05, 2019, 06:09:08 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...


Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2019, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...


Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!

I never leave the farm without mine on.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 05, 2019, 07:23:02 PM
Well, the boys on the rig are hardly going to hit on you with 5 o'clock shadow showing, are they?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 05, 2019, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...


Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!

Sure, I can give up the makeup.



But you gotta give up the murse.



Deal?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 06, 2019, 02:01:19 AM
Hell, no!!!
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 02:41:32 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:



And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...


Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!

Sure, I can give up the makeup.



But you gotta give up the murse.



Deal?

Bricktop has a murse?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 06, 2019, 09:19:33 AM
Of course he does.



He just doesn't know how to accessorize it properly.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 09:26:08 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Of course he does.



He just doesn't know how to accessorize it properly.

Perhaps you can offer some suggestions.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 06, 2019, 09:31:04 AM
For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 09:32:52 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.

Bricktop with a man bun.

 :roll:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 06, 2019, 09:34:18 AM
Hey, if he thinks he can wear a murse, he can wear a Bricktopknot, no?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 02:13:15 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blurt"For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.

Bricktop with a man bun.

 :roll:

A man bun you say. Maybe I can steal it fom the hipsters and make it a redneck thing.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 06, 2019, 02:50:11 PM
Man bun. My oldest came to our holiday gathering looking like this model in this photo. The only difference is my son's hair is much darker with brown highlights but very very curly. He had his man bun, beard, and a slim fitting suit. As a mother, I really want my sons with a clean cut look but this is the look of the moment, I suppose. Sigh.



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Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 06, 2019, 02:50:47 PM
The females want a piece of him all of the time. I cringe at the thought.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 02:52:40 PM
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"Man bun. My oldest came to our holiday gathering looking like this model in this photo. The only difference is my son's hair is much darker with brown highlights but very very curly. He had his man bun, beard, and a slim fitting suit. As a mother, I really want my sons with a clean cut look but this is the look of the moment, I suppose. Sigh.



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I don't own a slim fitting suit and I don't intend to buy one any time soon. It's for guys in their twenties.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 06, 2019, 05:31:30 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.



That doesn't go with anything.



And that Pommy scarf, too.



If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.



Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.



That's for starters.


What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?



The orange coat, young fellow, goes exceptionally well with COLD FUCKING WEATHER. The scarf is from SCOTLAND.



If ever there was a trend that should have been throttled at birth by the Good Taste fairy, it was man-buns. And my ankle is smoother than Herman's pick up lines.



I occasionally let the beard grow...mostly from laziness...but the Officer in Charge of Social Affairs demands it does not exceed a certain length.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 05:57:49 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:



And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FGDp7LycxkT3LG%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.


You mean, does that refer to you?

You pull the darndest things out of your ass. :crazy:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 06, 2019, 06:00:49 PM
He's not a well boy...
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2019, 06:53:15 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"He's not a well boy...

He needs to lose his cherry.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 06, 2019, 07:28:28 PM
But he's already lost his plums.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 06, 2019, 08:13:57 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?

The scarf was Scottish?!!?!

Well, then. I retract everything I said upthread.



There's no hope for you.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 06, 2019, 09:06:17 PM
Och aye...purchased from a fine purveyor of Scottish apparel on the Royal Mile itself.



The sales lady even remarked..."Och, ye look bonnie wi yer baggie and this scarf...that'll be 50 pounds please."
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 07, 2019, 12:33:58 AM
What, you bought a bonnet, too?



Things are even worse than I suspected.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 07, 2019, 12:38:11 AM
No.



Where did I mention a bonnet?



Can ye nay spake the Scottish tongue laddie?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2019, 01:56:47 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?

The scarf was Scottish?!!?!

Well, then. I retract everything I said upthread.



There's no hope for you.

Do you have this picture.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 07, 2019, 02:40:48 AM
You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...



A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.



Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.



 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2019, 02:44:12 AM
A strutting pumpkin?
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Blurt on January 07, 2019, 07:06:33 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Do you have this picture.

I do.



But, as Leo hinted at, you'd be doing yourself a kindness if you relied on your imagination.



 :001_tongue:
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2019, 11:43:11 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...



A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.



Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.



 :thumbup:

I have no doubt you did.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 07, 2019, 04:34:01 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Do you have this picture.

I do.



But, as Leo hinted at, you'd be doing yourself a kindness if you relied on your imagination.



 :001_tongue:


Your jealousy demeans you. It's not my fault I won the gene lottery...
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 07, 2019, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"A strutting pumpkin?


Post your pic.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2019, 06:17:13 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...



A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.



Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.



 :thumbup:

Blurt and Brick's fancy dress thread.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 07, 2019, 06:29:36 PM
Says the rig pig in a Dolce and Gabana cocktail dress and italian pumps.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2019, 09:45:01 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"A strutting pumpkin?


Post your pic.


Then what?



You breathing hot and heavy over the telephone? No thanks, Carrot Coat.
Title: Re: Bricktops New Years Honours list.
Post by: Bricktop on January 07, 2019, 10:42:49 PM
I'm not gay, butternuts.



You're safe.



Although how you associate a photograph with receiving a phone call, only a deluded neurotic can tell.



What do you think will happen? You post your photo and next day see your face on every milk carton in Australia..."Have You Seen This Idiot"?