Post Of The Year.... :rimshot:
And the award goes to.....BERRY SWEET, for THIS zinger!!!
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Kylie Jenner"
Manners. Old fashioned morals, a genuine gentleman....I'd kill for one of those
That and how he smells.
At your age, you're better off getting a dog.
[/i]
Noob Of The Year....:rimshot:
The winner is....Gaon!!! 
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Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:
And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! 
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Heartbreaker Of The Year.... :rimshot:
Seoulbro... for coming on to male members here while in a steady relationship.
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Now You See Me, Now You Don't Award.... :rimshot:
The winner is....BLURT...
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Philanthrope Of The Year.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....HERMAN...for giving gainful employment to Mexicans by shining his shitter...
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Poster Of The Year.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....TheVancouverGuy....for the best pics on the forum!!!

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Bad luck to all you suckers that got squat.
Try harder in 2019!!!
Who cares what some Limy turned Aussie thinks
ac_boring
Happy New Year
anyhow
Sore Loser Of The Year.... :rimshot:
And the winner is.....cc!!!!

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That's better. I'm happy now. I win an award
:001_tongue:
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Post Of The Year.... :rimshot:
And the award goes to.....BERRY SWEET, for THIS zinger!!!
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Kylie Jenner"
Manners. Old fashioned morals, a genuine gentleman....I'd kill for one of those
That and how he smells.
At your age, you're better off getting a dog.
[/i]
Noob Of The Year....:rimshot:
The winner is....Gaon!!! 
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Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:
And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! 
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Gaon and caskur are my favourite new posters.
It was a close call...but the jury felt that having a Russian in our midst rather than another bloody Australian tipped the scales slightly.
And the JUDGES decision is FINAL!
So the troll award is to be split between two people?
Quote from: "Bricktop"
It was a close call...but the jury felt that having a Russian in our midst rather than another bloody Australian tipped the scales slightly.
And the JUDGES decision is FINAL!
I didn't see it coming - A Russian ... right ... The Russian prolly doped the winners
ac_smile
Ouch!!!
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
So the troll award is to be split between two people?
Yep. Freud and Aaron.
I'm led to believe that the movie "Split" was based on them.
You've got rocks in your head when it comes that guy.

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Terrific thread Bricktop.
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Heartbreaker Of The Year.... :rimshot:
Seoulbro... for coming on to male members here while in a steady relationship.
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:beurk:
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:
And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! 
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Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.
The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...

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He's flipping in his denture glass right now over that.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:
And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! 
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Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.
You mean, does that refer to you?
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:
And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! 
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Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.
You mean, does that refer to you?
Why would it?
Quote from: "Blurt"
The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...
Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"
The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...
Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!
I never leave the farm without mine on.
Well, the boys on the rig are hardly going to hit on you with 5 o'clock shadow showing, are they?
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"
The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...
Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!
Sure, I can give up the makeup.
But you gotta give up the murse.
Deal?
Hell, no!!!
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"
The Formaldehyde Preservation Lifetime Achievement Special Award.... :rimshot:
And the winner is....BRICKTOP...for looking as good at 71 as he did at 67...
Just hope you look as good as me at 67, WITHOUT MAKEUP!!
Sure, I can give up the makeup.
But you gotta give up the murse.
Deal?
Bricktop has a murse?
Of course he does.
He just doesn't know how to accessorize it properly.
Quote from: "Blurt"
Of course he does.
He just doesn't know how to accessorize it properly.
Perhaps you can offer some suggestions.
For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.
That doesn't go with anything.
And that Pommy scarf, too.
If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.
Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.
That's for starters.
Quote from: "Blurt"
For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.
That doesn't go with anything.
And that Pommy scarf, too.
If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.
Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.
That's for starters.
Bricktop with a man bun.
:roll:
Hey, if he thinks he can wear a murse, he can wear a Bricktopknot, no?
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blurt"
For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.
That doesn't go with anything.
And that Pommy scarf, too.
If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.
Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.
That's for starters.
Bricktop with a man bun.
:roll:
A man bun you say. Maybe I can steal it fom the hipsters and make it a redneck thing.
Man bun. My oldest came to our holiday gathering looking like this model in this photo. The only difference is my son's hair is much darker with brown highlights but very very curly. He had his man bun, beard, and a slim fitting suit. As a mother, I really want my sons with a clean cut look but this is the look of the moment, I suppose. Sigh.

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The females want a piece of him all of the time. I cringe at the thought.
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"
Man bun. My oldest came to our holiday gathering looking like this model in this photo. The only difference is my son's hair is much darker with brown highlights but very very curly. He had his man bun, beard, and a slim fitting suit. As a mother, I really want my sons with a clean cut look but this is the look of the moment, I suppose. Sigh.

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I don't own a slim fitting suit and I don't intend to buy one any time soon. It's for guys in their twenties.
Quote from: "Blurt"
For starters, he should ditch the orange coat.
That doesn't go with anything.
And that Pommy scarf, too.
If he's going to rock a murse, he needs to let his beard grow out and his hair needs to be long enough for him to sport a man-bun.
Finally, he's got to pour his skinny ass into a pair of skinny jeans that show at least three inches of wrinkled ankle.
That's for starters.
What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?
The orange coat, young fellow, goes exceptionally well with COLD FUCKING WEATHER. The scarf is from SCOTLAND.
If ever there was a trend that should have been throttled at birth by the Good Taste fairy, it was man-buns. And my ankle is smoother than Herman's pick up lines.
I occasionally let the beard grow...mostly from laziness...but the Officer in Charge of Social Affairs demands it does not exceed a certain length.
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Troll Of The Year....:rimshot:
And the winner for the fourth year running is Dinky Freud!!! 
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Change the title of the award to boring alcoholic troll.
You mean, does that refer to you?
You pull the darndest things out of your ass. :crazy:
He's not a well boy...
Quote from: "Bricktop"
He's not a well boy...
He needs to lose his cherry.
But he's already lost his plums.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?
The scarf was Scottish?!!?!
Well, then. I retract everything I said upthread.
There's no hope for you.
Och aye...purchased from a fine purveyor of Scottish apparel on the Royal Mile itself.
The sales lady even remarked..."Och, ye look bonnie wi yer baggie and this scarf...that'll be 50 pounds please."
What, you bought a bonnet, too?
Things are even worse than I suspected.
No.
Where did I mention a bonnet?
Can ye nay spake the Scottish tongue laddie?
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?
The scarf was Scottish?!!?!
Well, then. I retract everything I said upthread.
There's no hope for you.
Do you have this picture.
You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...
A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.
Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.
:thumbup:
A strutting pumpkin?
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Do you have this picture.
I do.
But, as Leo hinted at, you'd be doing yourself a kindness if you relied on your imagination.
:001_tongue:
Quote from: "Bricktop"
You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...
A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.
Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.
:thumbup:
I have no doubt you did.
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Do you have this picture.
I do.
But, as Leo hinted at, you'd be doing yourself a kindness if you relied on your imagination.
:001_tongue:
Your jealousy demeans you. It's not my fault I won the gene lottery...
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
A strutting pumpkin?
Post your pic.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...
A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.
Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.
:thumbup:
Blurt and Brick's fancy dress thread.
Says the rig pig in a Dolce and Gabana cocktail dress and italian pumps.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
A strutting pumpkin?
Post your pic.
Then what?
You breathing hot and heavy over the telephone? No thanks, Carrot Coat.
I'm not gay, butternuts.
You're safe.
Although how you associate a photograph with receiving a phone call, only a deluded neurotic can tell.
What do you think will happen? You post your photo and next day see your face on every milk carton in Australia..."Have You Seen This Idiot"?