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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 08:34:55 PM

Title: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 08:34:55 PM
I know it's tomorrow..



I hope have a wonderful sober day.

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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 03, 2019, 08:38:23 PM
Happy birthday Herman! Dont mind Fash's sperm spewing veiny penis cake! Oh wait, thats.... ah ok  :laugh:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 08:41:35 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Happy birthday Herman! Dont mind Fash's sperm spewing veiny penis cake! Oh wait, thats.... ah ok  :laugh:

It's supposed to be an old fashioned drilling rig.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 03, 2019, 08:45:28 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Happy birthday Herman! Dont mind Fash's sperm spewing veiny penis cake! Oh wait, thats.... ah ok  :laugh:

It's supposed to be an old fashioned drilling rig.


Oh I know lol, thats why I was like, oh wait, thats... lol. I was jus messin'  ac_dance
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 09:10:23 PM
Happy birthday Buddy ac_drinks

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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: kiebers on January 03, 2019, 09:41:16 PM
Happy Birthday Herman!!!!
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Frood on January 03, 2019, 09:46:24 PM
Happy Barrel Wash Day, Herms.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 03, 2019, 10:06:41 PM
Happy Birthday, Ukranian.



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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2019, 10:09:50 PM
Happy birthday Herm. Thanks for the invite.

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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Gaon on January 03, 2019, 10:35:44 PM
Happy birthday Herman

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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Zetsu on January 03, 2019, 11:28:33 PM
Happy Birthday Brother Herman ac_drinks
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: JOE on January 03, 2019, 11:31:39 PM
Hey Hoim! Happy Birthday,  Bud! It's from me 'n Kylie/Emila over at the uddah forum. Friends helping friends, y'know!



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Save it fer later or ya jou kin even use it now if ya need it, kay?
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Wazzzup on January 03, 2019, 11:45:40 PM
Happy Birthday Herman.  May you enjoy a barrel wash filled celebration :laugh: ac_drinks
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 12:56:33 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes folks. I am on a drilling lease in Northern Alberta right now. I may just have thimble of barrel wash tomorrow. I imbibe on special occasions only.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 01:00:38 AM
A THIMBLE???



Dude, get to my house. Quick.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 01:36:30 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"A THIMBLE???



Dude, get to my house. Quick.

Fashionista could drink me under the table. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 01:41:48 AM
I thought you Ukranians could handle a man's drink!!!
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Gaon on January 04, 2019, 01:42:47 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"A THIMBLE???



Dude, get to my house. Quick.

Fashionista could drink me under the table. ac_toofunny

I see you have already been into a lot of barrel wash.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 01:45:10 AM
One thimble is NOT a lot!!!



He needs to visit my house. Then we'd celebrate with some good malt...and maybe a fine vodka.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 01:48:47 AM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"A THIMBLE???



Dude, get to my house. Quick.

Fashionista could drink me under the table. ac_toofunny

I see you have already been into a lot of barrel wash.

Just a thimble or two. A standard 53 US gallons barrel is practically a thimble.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 03:22:33 AM
ac_lmfao
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: JOE on January 04, 2019, 03:35:59 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"A THIMBLE???



Dude, get to my house. Quick.

Fashionista could drink me under the table. ac_toofunny

I see you have already been into a lot of barrel wash.

Just a thimble or two. A standard 53 US gallons barrel is practically a thimble.


Sadly, you are slowly destroying your liver, Herman.



Y'know a friend of mine used to drink like that.



Today he's in the hospital with a catheter in his neck.



He's not even 65.



But I wish you all the best Herman.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 09:14:19 AM
Quote from: "JOE"
Sadly, you are slowly destroying your liver, Herman.



Y'know a friend of mine used to drink like that.



Today he's in the hospital with a catheter in his neck.



He's not even 65.



But I wish you all the best Herman.

Sadly, you are destroying your mental health, Joe.



Y'know a fiend of mine was a virgin into his twilight years.



Today after a break down he's in a high security hospital under twenty four hour suicide watch.



He's not even 65.



But, I hope you finally get laid before it's too late Joe.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 12:47:33 PM
It must be about eleven am out West. I better get my happy birthday in now while  Herman can still read it. He must be on his third or fourth "thimble" of barrel wash by now. :laugh3:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 12:55:08 PM
I'll have a "thimble" for ya tonight Herman!  :laugh:



 ac_drinks
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 08:07:48 PM
Happy drink day Herman.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 08:16:50 PM
As promised!





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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 08:18:33 PM
Weird, you're like HeMan, except you are HerMan. At least you aint SheRa, Princess of Power  :laugh:



Only messin' lol.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 09:02:45 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"As promised!





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Is that your own brew???
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 09:06:28 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


Is that your own brew???


Lol nah, Hornitos tequila, yiyiyiyiyiyiyi!
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 09:08:43 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"As promised!





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I'm sure  Herman will love it.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"As promised!





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I'm sure  Herman will love it.


That was the firsdt one, Im 6 in now, treying to work my way up to a thimble  :laugh:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"As promised!





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I'm sure  Herman will love it.


That was the firsdt one, Im 6 in now, treying to work my way up to a thimble  :laugh:

That is funny and that was funny yesterday about Herman and his thimbles.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 09:59:05 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"


That was the firsdt one, Im 6 in now, treying to work my way up to a thimble  :laugh:

That is funny and that was funny yesterday about Herman and his thimbles.

 :laugh:


It was very funny  :laugh:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"As promised!





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Goddamn I want that.  ac_lovestruck
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 10:33:14 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Goddamn I want that.  ac_lovestruck


If teleportation was thing, Id ve there with the bottle my friend lol.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 11:33:10 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Goddamn I want that.  ac_lovestruck


Dude.



Forget about that spic cactus juice.



Join me in a 16 year old Lagavulin...one of the world's great single malts.



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Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 11:49:10 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"
Goddamn I want that.  ac_lovestruck


Dude.



Forget about that spic cactus juice.



Join me in a 16 year old Lagavulin...one of the world's great single malts.



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This is a duckduckgo search image! Its not personalized! Fuck that Herman, at least you know Im representing real lol.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 11:52:18 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"
Goddamn I want that.  ac_lovestruck


Dude.



Forget about that spic cactus juice.



Join me in a 16 year old Lagavulin...one of the world's great single malts.



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This is a duckduckgo search image! Its not personalized! Fuck that Herman, at least you know Im representing real lol.

It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2019, 11:55:03 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Yes.



But hang out with ME, and you COULD be!!!



 :sm(36):
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2019, 11:56:53 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Yes.



But hang out with ME, and you COULD be!!!



 :sm(36):

And give up my beloved swish. Not on your life bub.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 04, 2019, 11:58:14 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Hell my shot came off a single wide trailer counter top  :laugh:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 05, 2019, 12:00:34 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Yes.



But hang out with ME, and you COULD be!!!



 :sm(36):

And give up my beloved swish. Not on your life bub.


C'mon...you're not too old to make a few self improvements!!!



You'll be "My Fair Herman".
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2019, 12:01:37 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Hell my shot came off a single wide trailer counter top  :laugh:

Throw some motorcycle parts on the kitchen floor and I would feel right at home.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 05, 2019, 12:03:20 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Hell my shot came off a single wide trailer counter top  :laugh:

Throw some motorcycle parts on the kitchen floor and I would feel right at home.


I got some new Jeep parts on the opposite counter from the bar right now  :laugh:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2019, 12:13:38 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Hell my shot came off a single wide trailer counter top  :laugh:

Throw some motorcycle parts on the kitchen floor and I would feel right at home.


I got some new Jeep parts on the opposite counter from the bar right now  :laugh:

My brother from another mother.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 05, 2019, 12:18:04 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Hell my shot came off a single wide trailer counter top  :laugh:

Throw some motorcycle parts on the kitchen floor and I would feel right at home.


I got some new Jeep parts on the opposite counter from the bar right now  :laugh:

My brother from another mother.


 :laugh:



 ac_drinks
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 05, 2019, 03:08:03 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
It's more for my palate. I aint one of them snooty uptown rednecks old Brick thinks I am.


Hell my shot came off a single wide trailer counter top  :laugh:

Throw some motorcycle parts on the kitchen floor and I would feel right at home.


I got some new Jeep parts on the opposite counter from the bar right now  :laugh:

My brother from another mother.


I see.



 ac_crying
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 05, 2019, 11:16:36 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


I see.



 ac_crying


 :empathy:
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Bricktop on January 05, 2019, 06:10:57 PM
Leave me alone, you hussy.
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Blazor on January 05, 2019, 06:51:59 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Leave me alone, you hussy.


 :laugh:



Its ok Brick, its still his bday weekend, you can toast to him tonight, but it cant be a search image!
Title: Re: happy birthday Herman
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2019, 07:02:11 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Leave me alone, you hussy.


 :laugh:



Its ok Brick, its still his bday weekend, you can toast to him tonight, but it cant be a search image!

I'm working up North until the end of March, give or take. I can't be getting too crazy.