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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Vancouver on February 25, 2019, 11:30:20 PM

Title: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Vancouver on February 25, 2019, 11:30:20 PM
A sequel to the 1986 Top Gun movie is in works.



There's a slight problem with the actress who played Tom Cruise's lover in the original film.

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Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Gaon on February 25, 2019, 11:34:03 PM
Look, it's Kelly McGillis's mother.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2019, 12:27:23 AM
Yuck. Take my breath away.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2019, 12:47:02 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Yuck. Take my breath away.

 :roll:
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2019, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"A sequel to the 1986 Top Gun movie is in works.



There's a slight problem with the actress who played Tom Cruise's lover in the original film.

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Jesus H. What the hell happened to her.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 26, 2019, 06:39:11 PM
What happens to most women when the makeup comes off, the hair returns to normal, and the pizzas wreak havoc.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2019, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"What happens to most women when the makeup comes off, the hair returns to normal, and the pizzas wreak havoc.

It doesn't have to be that way..



Although we can't ignore genetics.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 26, 2019, 07:31:25 PM
Rest assured, the ravages of time will strike you and everyone else in the forum.



There is no escape.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2019, 07:33:17 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Rest assured, the ravages of time will strike you and everyone else in the forum.



There is no escape.

We accept that..



It will creep on some of us faster than others.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 26, 2019, 07:36:01 PM
So, I go to my physician last week for my bi-annual check up.



Did the cardiograph...my pulse is too SLOW!!!!



Now, I thought a slow pulse is a good thing. For many years I was hyper fit, and my pulse was always slower than average by some margin.



He tells me that a slow pulse "at my age" is potentially a sign of heart disease.



You can't win.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2019, 09:04:37 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"What happens to most women when the makeup comes off, the hair returns to normal, and the pizzas wreak havoc.

It doesn't have to be that way..



Although we can't ignore genetics.


Her genetics are horrific and her diet doesn't appear much better.



Tom Cruise dodged a bullet with that hook up.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2019, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Rest assured, the ravages of time will strike you and everyone else in the forum.



There is no escape.

We accept that..



It will creep on some of us faster than others.

Like the Top Gun actress.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 27, 2019, 12:03:57 AM
The girl is 61!!!



Wait til YOU reach that age...you won't be an oil painting either...



(Her birthday is the same as mine)
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 27, 2019, 12:14:54 AM
Ewww
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 27, 2019, 12:47:51 AM
Son, based on the pictures we've seen of you in your forties, my advice would be to shave your head, get a tattoo of Tom Cruise's face on the back of your skull, and walk backwards well before you reach 60.



It's not going to be pretty.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 27, 2019, 12:51:51 AM
Son?  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 27, 2019, 01:28:25 AM
It's a relative term. I'm old enough to be your father.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 27, 2019, 01:34:41 AM
That's true. My mum is 65 years old. She had me relatively young by today's standards. Though she gave birth to a daughter and not a son. At least on that hospital visit.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2019, 01:39:42 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"The girl is 61!!!



Wait til YOU reach that age...you won't be an oil painting either...



(Her birthday is the same as mine)

IHJ's job is not dependent on his appearance..



Kelly McGillis's job is.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 27, 2019, 01:55:02 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The girl is 61!!!



Wait til YOU reach that age...you won't be an oil painting either...



(Her birthday is the same as mine)

IHJ's job is not dependent on his appearance..



Kelly McGillis's job is.


Ikr? Her job was to look healthy and pretend to be other people. Wtf happened there?



She let herself go massively. Though I can't recall her ever acting after Top Gun so maybe she just didn't give a sht and sat on her arse eating bonbons while making Kmart fashion choices. To each and their own.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 27, 2019, 02:13:27 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"That's true. My mum is 65 years old. She had me relatively young by today's standards. Though she gave birth to a daughter and not a son. At least on that hospital visit.


Son, you can identify as a female all you want...but there's wedding tackle in your boxers.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Frood on February 27, 2019, 02:43:43 AM
:001_rolleyes:



I'm just surprised you can remember your internet passwords at your advanced age.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2019, 02:51:40 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The girl is 61!!!



Wait til YOU reach that age...you won't be an oil painting either...



(Her birthday is the same as mine)

IHJ's job is not dependent on his appearance..



Kelly McGillis's job is.


Ikr? Her job was to look healthy and pretend to be other people. Wtf happened there?



She let herself go massively. Though I can't recall her ever acting after Top Gun so maybe she just didn't give a sht and sat on her arse eating bonbons while making Kmart fashion choices. To each and their own.

She did let herself go.
Title: Re: There will be a new Top Gun movie
Post by: Bricktop on February 27, 2019, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":001_rolleyes:



I'm just surprised you can remember your internet passwords at your advanced age.


It's a lot easier for me to remember my passwords than it is for you to remember all the alters you've used.