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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on March 21, 2019, 02:00:37 AM

Title: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 21, 2019, 02:00:37 AM
Canadian bear



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBNP7ioDKHU



Australian bear



https://www.facebook.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/2425169747502982/
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2019, 08:59:27 AM
They both caused a lot of damage.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 21, 2019, 07:20:09 PM
But only one sheds STD'S on whatever it brushes its bottom against.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2019, 07:24:12 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"But only one sheds STD'S on whatever it brushes its bottom against.

Koalas?
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 21, 2019, 07:24:59 PM
Yeah, chlamydia
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 21, 2019, 07:27:03 PM
Relax, Freud.



You're safe.



"In people, chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. A different strain infects koalas"
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 21, 2019, 07:33:34 PM
Quote'The more common strain, Chlamydia pecorum, is responsible for most of the outbreak in Queensland and cannot be transmitted to humans. The second strain, C. pneumoniae, can infect humans if, say, an infected koala were to urinate on someone, though it's unlikely.'


You better see your GP.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 21, 2019, 07:35:05 PM
I'm not the one concerned and chlamydia, sunshine.



See above.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 21, 2019, 07:37:54 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I'm not the one concerned and chlamydia, sunshine.



See above.


You should be. It's humiliating enough letting your neighbourhood's koalas tinkle on you for free kitchen scraps.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2019, 07:56:53 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Relax, Freud.



You're safe.



"In people, chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. A different strain infects koalas"

I would hope so.

 ac_wot
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 21, 2019, 07:59:12 PM
There's the Queensland one and the rest of the population gets the other. It's a big problem. A lot of them contract it.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2019, 09:08:45 AM
Feeding black bears is a problem in some areas here.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 22, 2019, 09:46:13 AM
Moths are a problem at my house currently. Massive moths attracted to the light from the house and kamikaze flying into the windows. Vicious unrelenting creatures which keep pegging you on the head no matter how many times you badminton swat them away.



At least the bats, reptiles, and spiders are getting fat on them.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 22, 2019, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I'm not the one concerned and chlamydia, sunshine.



See above.


You should be. It's humiliating enough letting your neighbourhood's koalas tinkle on you for free kitchen scraps.  ac_biggrin


 :crazy:
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Gaon on March 23, 2019, 12:22:31 PM
I have not seen a bear yet. But, we have only been outside greater Vancouver once. If we are lucky, we might see some wildlife when we go to Kelowna and Penticton this summer.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2019, 03:20:15 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Canadian bear



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBNP7ioDKHU



Australian bear



https://www.facebook.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/2425169747502982/

That dog seems intimidated by the koala's claws. Smart doggie.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2019, 03:09:43 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Canadian bear



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBNP7ioDKHU



Australian bear



https://www.facebook.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/2425169747502982/

That dog seems intimidated by the koala's claws. Smart doggie.

What that koala did to the car it could do to that dog.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 24, 2019, 03:25:03 PM
I had one try to force its way into my tent along the Lower Glenelg River a couple of years ago. Those little paws are fast when they take a swipe at you.



It was raining and pretty miserable at the time plus I was sipping on a can of Coke. The little drug addict couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 24, 2019, 05:47:00 PM
You've actually told that tale before. It was banal then, and it's banal now. People have close contact experience with koalas every day. Only fools provoke or threaten them.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 24, 2019, 11:30:51 PM
How does one provoke or threaten an animal keen on entering a tent you're in while reading a book?



Nevermind. You're just being confrontational for the sake of it.



Leave my tent.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 24, 2019, 11:34:30 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I had one try to force its way into my tent along the Lower Glenelg River a couple of years ago. Those little paws are fast when they take a swipe at you.



It was raining and pretty miserable at the time plus I was sipping on a can of Coke. The little drug addict couldn't resist.


Get out of my country animal hater... I'm serious.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 24, 2019, 11:35:24 PM
You get out of MY country, bludger.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2019, 11:38:42 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I had one try to force its way into my tent along the Lower Glenelg River a couple of years ago. Those little paws are fast when they take a swipe at you.



It was raining and pretty miserable at the time plus I was sipping on a can of Coke. The little drug addict couldn't resist.


Get out of my country animal hater... I'm serious.

I think I like the twenty eight parrot as much as I do rainbow lorikeets.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 24, 2019, 11:42:23 PM
I've never had either of them so I can't really compare the flavours, Fash.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 24, 2019, 11:44:30 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"How does one provoke or threaten an animal keen on entering a tent you're in while reading a book?



Nevermind. You're just being confrontational for the sake of it.



Leave my tent.


Did I say you did?



I merely pointed out that koalas are only likely to "attack" if provoked or feel threatened.



That a koala visited a tent in an established camp ground is neither newsworthy or unusual.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 24, 2019, 11:46:39 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I had one try to force its way into my tent along the Lower Glenelg River a couple of years ago. Those little paws are fast when they take a swipe at you.



It was raining and pretty miserable at the time plus I was sipping on a can of Coke. The little drug addict couldn't resist.


Get out of my country animal hater... I'm serious.

I think I like the twenty eight parrot as much as I do rainbow lorikeets.


They are mimic whistlers so you can train Twenty-eights. I don't think rainbow lorikeets mimic but I'm not sure so don't quote me.





I waiting to spot a Western Australian Red Capped Parrot.... There are plenty of birds I haven't spotted yet.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 24, 2019, 11:48:52 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"How does one provoke or threaten an animal keen on entering a tent you're in while reading a book?



Nevermind. You're just being confrontational for the sake of it.



Leave my tent.


Did I say you did?



I merely pointed out that koalas are only likely to "attack" if provoked or feel threatened.



That a koala visited a tent in an established camp ground is neither newsworthy or unusual.


That one tried to get in 3 times and nearly made contact with my face the first time. Not typical behaviour for Koalas nor was it that established of a campground.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 24, 2019, 11:50:26 PM
It stresses me out bloody immigrants coming here hating the native flora and fauna.



I wished they'd rack off back to Italy, Greece and bloody Portugual. They're tree haters and they are the worse.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 24, 2019, 11:54:43 PM
Aaron is American. He's afraid of everything.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2019, 11:54:57 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I had one try to force its way into my tent along the Lower Glenelg River a couple of years ago. Those little paws are fast when they take a swipe at you.



It was raining and pretty miserable at the time plus I was sipping on a can of Coke. The little drug addict couldn't resist.


Get out of my country animal hater... I'm serious.

I think I like the twenty eight parrot as much as I do rainbow lorikeets.


They are mimic whistlers so you can train Twenty-eights. I don't think rainbow lorikeets mimic but I'm not sure so don't quote me.





I waiting to spot a Western Australian Red Capped Parrot.... There are plenty of birds I haven't spotted yet.

The pet store told me rainbow lorikeets can be taught to talk, but they are not naturals..



It sounds like Twenty eights make better talkers..



Western red caped parrots are beautiful.

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Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 24, 2019, 11:55:27 PM
Trees are great. They impart a smokey flavour when used to roast fresh roo.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 24, 2019, 11:56:32 PM
Ooo, ooo, the tree dropped a leaf on my driveway... oh no no, call the coast guard... where are the emergency services????



Help help... There is a bird in the tree, it shit all my rust bucket boong wagon...





I'mma gonna faint!~
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 24, 2019, 11:58:20 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I had one try to force its way into my tent along the Lower Glenelg River a couple of years ago. Those little paws are fast when they take a swipe at you.



It was raining and pretty miserable at the time plus I was sipping on a can of Coke. The little drug addict couldn't resist.


Get out of my country animal hater... I'm serious.

I think I like the twenty eight parrot as much as I do rainbow lorikeets.


They are mimic whistlers so you can train Twenty-eights. I don't think rainbow lorikeets mimic but I'm not sure so don't quote me.





I waiting to spot a Western Australian Red Capped Parrot.... There are plenty of birds I haven't spotted yet.

The pet store told me rainbow lorikeets can be taught to talk, but they are not naturals..



It sounds like Twenty eights make better talkers..



Western red caped parrots are beautiful.

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Red-capped_Parrot_-_James_Mustafa.jpg/800px-Red-capped_Parrot_-_James_Mustafa.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/%20...%20ustafa.jpg%22%3Ehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Red-capped_Parrot_-_James_Mustafa.jpg/800px-Red-capped_Parrot_-_James_Mustafa.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)


Yep, that's the one. Two flew across our car as we were doing 100 kms per hr in the country. First time I had ever seen them. I wonder where they are?
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 25, 2019, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: "caskur"Ooo, ooo, the tree dropped a leaf on my driveway... oh no no, call the coast guard... where are the emergency services????



Help help... There is a bird in the tree, it shit all my rust bucket boong wagon...





I'mma gonna faint!~


You should have a lay down. Take care of yourself.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 25, 2019, 12:13:50 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "caskur"Ooo, ooo, the tree dropped a leaf on my driveway... oh no no, call the coast guard... where are the emergency services????



Help help... There is a bird in the tree, it shit all my rust bucket boong wagon...





I'mma gonna faint!~


You should have a lay down. Take care of yourself.


Yeah... a power nap sounds good.



Thanks Dr Dinky Di.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Frood on March 25, 2019, 12:17:28 AM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "caskur"Ooo, ooo, the tree dropped a leaf on my driveway... oh no no, call the coast guard... where are the emergency services????



Help help... There is a bird in the tree, it shit all my rust bucket boong wagon...





I'mma gonna faint!~


You should have a lay down. Take care of yourself.


Yeah... a power nap sounds good.



Thanks Dr Dinky Di.


Just don't try to lock pick a power outlet with a paring knife again, mmmkay?
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: caskur on March 25, 2019, 10:29:41 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Trees are great. They impart a smokey flavour when used to roast fresh roo.


Your ancestors murdered all the koalas for their fur. You are all evil. Get lost Trump-lite.
Title: Re: Australian and Canadian Bears vs Cars
Post by: Bricktop on March 25, 2019, 05:54:28 PM
His ancestors wiped out the North American bison, stole land from the indigenous natives, and built their wealth on slavery.



I don't think they knew what a koala was.
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