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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on April 17, 2019, 12:59:20 AM

Title: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Bricktop on April 17, 2019, 12:59:20 AM
//https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-47957472



Now the deer are killing people!!!



The world's gone mad.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2019, 06:25:21 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"//https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-47957472



Now the deer are killing people!!!



The world's gone mad.

Attacks on people by deer have happened in Canada.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2019, 08:35:25 AM
Bambi was angry.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2019, 11:44:52 AM
In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2019, 02:40:08 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.

Is that why moose attack cars. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Bricktop on April 17, 2019, 06:47:50 PM
But they're not even OUR critters!!



We have enough lethal creatures without having to deal with imports!!!



They weren't even in the wild. They were "pets".



"Hey, Bambi...we're busting out of here tonight"



"What about the guards?"



"I'll take care of them...just head for the gate on my cue".
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2019, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"But they're not even OUR critters!!



We have enough lethal creatures without having to deal with imports!!!



They weren't even in the wild. They were "pets".



"Hey, Bambi...we're busting out of here tonight"



"What about the guards?"



"I'll take care of them...just head for the gate on my cue".

A man in New Brunswick had a pet python that killed two children.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Frood on April 18, 2019, 11:39:01 AM
I got to the part where they said stag and my eyes glossed over. Male mammals do that stuff. Just like our roos.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Wazzzup on April 18, 2019, 11:58:14 AM
It seems deer, roo and cassowary toxic masculinity are a problem, they should be made to watch the Gillette commercial :laugh:
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: caskur on April 18, 2019, 12:26:46 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.


A few decades backs I was watching a story about a man who bred deer in South Australia. He said one buck wanted to breed but the female did not so he chased her around and around and then killed her.



I knew back then deer weren't really Bambi.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2019, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.


A few decades backs I was watching a story about a man who bred deer in South Australia. He said one buck wanted to breed but the female did not so he chased her around and around and then killed her.



I knew back then deer weren't really Bambi.

They can kill a man or his dog if cornered. Sometimes they don't even need provocation.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2019, 05:52:22 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.


A few decades backs I was watching a story about a man who bred deer in South Australia. He said one buck wanted to breed but the female did not so he chased her around and around and then killed her.



I knew back then deer weren't really Bambi.

They can kill a man or his dog if cornered. Sometimes they don't even need provocation.

They can deliver lethal kicks and of course the males have pointy antlers.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Bricktop on April 18, 2019, 06:56:24 PM
The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2019, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.

I'm not releasing my husband back into the wild.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2019, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.

I'm not releasing my husband back into the wild.

Aha!! I knew you kept him on a short leash.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2019, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.

I'm not releasing my husband back into the wild.

Aha!! I knew you kept him on a short leash.

I guess I opened myself up for that one.
Title: Re: Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!
Post by: Gaon on April 19, 2019, 08:39:25 AM
There is lots of wildlife close to this city, but I never see any. I should ask Vancouver Guy where to observe wildlife.