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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on May 02, 2019, 08:16:12 PM

Title: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 02, 2019, 08:16:12 PM
//https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-48130478



Three eyes??



Hate to have to make spectacles for the poor little fella.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2019, 08:36:18 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"//https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-48130478



Three eyes??



Hate to have to make spectacles for the poor little fella.

Handsome devil.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 02, 2019, 08:36:49 PM
For a snake.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2019, 08:37:52 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"For a snake.

For an Australian. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 02, 2019, 08:50:03 PM
Low blow.



 ac_beating
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Gaon on May 02, 2019, 11:48:51 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"//https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-48130478



Three eyes??



Hate to have to make spectacles for the poor little fella.

I see only two eyes.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 03, 2019, 01:04:28 AM
There are three. Bottom left top and top right.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2019, 01:06:28 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"There are three. Bottom left top and top right.

It's a bit camouflaged, but I saw all three of the eyes too.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 03, 2019, 01:10:18 AM
Could have got a job as an extra in Game of Thrones.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2019, 01:16:06 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Could have got a job as an extra in Game of Thrones.

Yes, it could have.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 06, 2019, 04:40:32 PM
Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22Ht9W7Bs%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2019, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22Ht9W7Bs%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)

He looks like a young Dinky Freud.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 06, 2019, 04:58:28 PM
Its a pun of the female dating ads.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: caskur on May 06, 2019, 05:12:55 PM
He wants someone no taller than 5' 1" which means he might be 5' 4" or short..



He's good looking... I'm guessing he's a short guy.





My suggestion to him, ring the Japanese and get himself a robot made up... one that won't argue with him......LOLOLOL.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 06, 2019, 06:16:53 PM
Take note he wants an innie. Sheesh.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 06, 2019, 06:17:30 PM
Does he want peanut butter and jelly with that?
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 06, 2019, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: "caskur"He wants someone no taller than 5' 1" which means he might be 5' 4" or short..



He's good looking... I'm guessing he's a short guy.





My suggestion to him, ring the Japanese and get himself a robot made up... one that won't argue with him......LOLOLOL.


Short women are quite attractive from male perspective..
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2019, 06:38:59 PM
It's a wind up.



The "moving to Canberra" line is recognition that NOBODY outside the Federal public service moves to Canberra. Horrible place.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2019, 08:20:14 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Its a pun of the female dating ads.

I know, but he looks like Dinky Freud before age and alcohol abuse caught up with him.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2019, 08:38:52 PM
And the inane writing is reminiscent of Freud as well.



 ac_umm
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2019, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22Ht9W7Bs%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)

 ac_wot
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2019, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22Ht9W7Bs%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)

Good luck. :laugh:
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2019, 11:02:07 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22Ht9W7Bs%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/Ht9W7Bs.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)

He has a better chance of winning the lotto without buying a ticket.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 07, 2019, 12:06:30 PM
Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Gaon on May 07, 2019, 04:46:25 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 07, 2019, 05:09:12 PM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Gaon on May 07, 2019, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 07, 2019, 09:35:37 PM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.


Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 07, 2019, 09:37:03 PM
Its on my long list of double standards..
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2019, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.


Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

I don't care what single people that use lonely hearts club dating apps do..



Have unreasonable expectations if that's what they want.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 07, 2019, 10:25:51 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.


Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

I don't care what single people that use lonely hearts club dating apps do..



Have unreasonable expectations if that's what they want.


I´m still waiting for Salma Hayeks response to my 15000 emails.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 08, 2019, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.


Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

I don't care what single people that use lonely hearts club dating apps do..



Have unreasonable expectations if that's what they want.


I´m still waiting for Salma Hayeks response to my 15000 emails.

I sent her 2000 messages. ac_sothere
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 08, 2019, 06:49:03 PM
I sent her a pic of me in just tight underwear.



She replied straight away.
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 08, 2019, 07:20:57 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I sent her a pic of me in just tight underwear.



She replied straight away.

With threats of legal action if you do that again. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Odinson on May 08, 2019, 09:20:40 PM
Hah.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Anonymous on May 08, 2019, 09:25:36 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I sent her a pic of me in just tight underwear.



She replied straight away.

With threats of legal action if you do that again. :laugh3:

Ziiiiiing!
Title: Re: Only in Australia...Part 9
Post by: Bricktop on May 09, 2019, 06:36:00 PM
NOT FUNNY!!!
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