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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on May 16, 2019, 07:58:07 PM

Title: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2019, 07:58:07 PM
Second only to Fash as the most prolific contributor...and deposing RW in the process. (Yep, that comment will get back to her).



22,731 witty, erudite, enlightening, informative, creative and constructive posts. Words AND pictures.



Celebrate me, minions. Bring me cake and wine, and show me due deference. Take the knee for I am your leige. They come from far and wide to bask in my glory and to incite even a glance of attention in their pitiful direction.



They pretend to be someone else, or act like petulant 4 year olds, all to validate their lamentable lives on the internet by claiming they basked in my heed for but a brief moment.



Let the celebrations begin.





 :23tfup5:  :wootsmiley:  :morewine:  :XIe76hJ:  :20utj4j_th:  :JC_burp:  :hapydancsmil:
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 08:22:06 PM
You are a very good poster Bricktop.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 08:23:16 PM
Shen Li has slipped to fourth place.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2019, 08:51:12 PM
I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 08:54:33 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Second only to Fash as the most prolific contributor...and deposing RW in the process. (Yep, that comment will get back to her).



22,731 witty, erudite, enlightening, informative, creative and constructive posts. Words AND pictures.



Celebrate me, minions. Bring me cake and wine, and show me due deference. Take the knee for I am your leige. They come from far and wide to bask in my glory and to incite even a glance of attention in their pitiful direction.



They pretend to be someone else, or act like petulant 4 year olds, all to validate their lamentable lives on the internet by claiming they basked in my heed for but a brief moment.



Let the celebrations begin.





 :23tfup5:  :wootsmiley:  :morewine:  :XIe76hJ:  :20utj4j_th:  :JC_burp:  :hapydancsmil:

You are retired. Nuff said.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 09:03:26 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz




Congrats, I suppose, are in order.  It seems an odd number to use as a milestone, though.



In the old days on the cindy forums there was a tradition (established by Wick My Scwotum) of observing milestones with a post that would begin with



"On My 20,000th Post, I'd Just Like To Say:"



followed by a list of no fewer than 3, and no more then 10, points striving to be funny but usually failing.



I seem to recall that at the end of TrollValhalla's life, Dookie had racked up considerably over sixty thousand posts.  I'm not aware of any higher number anywhere I've roamed.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz




Congrats, I suppose, are in order.  It seems an odd number to use as a milestone, though.



In the old days on the cindy forums there was a tradition (established by Wick My Scwotum) of observing milestones with a post that would begin with



"On My 20,000th Post, I'd Just Like To Say:"



followed by a list of no fewer than 3, and no more then 10, points striving to be funny but usually failing.



I seem to recall that at the end of TrollValhalla's life, Dookie had racked up considerably over sixty thousand posts.  I'm not aware of any higher number anywhere I've roamed.

The milestone is that BT moved into second place as the most prolific poster.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2019, 09:12:59 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz




Congrats, I suppose, are in order.  It seems an odd number to use as a milestone, though.



In the old days on the cindy forums there was a tradition (established by Wick My Scwotum) of observing milestones with a post that would begin with



"On My 20,000th Post, I'd Just Like To Say:"



followed by a list of no fewer than 3, and no more then 10, points striving to be funny but usually failing.



I seem to recall that at the end of TrollValhalla's life, Dookie had racked up considerably over sixty thousand posts.  I'm not aware of any higher number anywhere I've roamed.


I think most members here will understand the more subtle and cynical aspect of the milestone.



Sometimes the urge to be a bitch is far too compelling to resist, even for an elderly gent such as myself.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 09:14:30 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz




Congrats, I suppose, are in order.  It seems an odd number to use as a milestone, though.



In the old days on the cindy forums there was a tradition (established by Wick My Scwotum) of observing milestones with a post that would begin with



"On My 20,000th Post, I'd Just Like To Say:"



followed by a list of no fewer than 3, and no more then 10, points striving to be funny but usually failing.



I seem to recall that at the end of TrollValhalla's life, Dookie had racked up considerably over sixty thousand posts.  I'm not aware of any higher number anywhere I've roamed.

The milestone is that BT moved into second place as the most prolific poster.


Oh, I see.  That suggests that some other poster had amassed 22,730.  It would be like Roger Maris's 61st home run.    :laugh:
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 09:17:36 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz




Congrats, I suppose, are in order.  It seems an odd number to use as a milestone, though.



In the old days on the cindy forums there was a tradition (established by Wick My Scwotum) of observing milestones with a post that would begin with



"On My 20,000th Post, I'd Just Like To Say:"



followed by a list of no fewer than 3, and no more then 10, points striving to be funny but usually failing.



I seem to recall that at the end of TrollValhalla's life, Dookie had racked up considerably over sixty thousand posts.  I'm not aware of any higher number anywhere I've roamed.

The milestone is that BT moved into second place as the most prolific poster.


Oh, I see.  That suggests that some other poster had amassed 21,730.  It would be like Roger Maris's 61st home run.    :laugh:

If one or more posters had 21, 730 posts under their belt, they would not be the second most prolific poster.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2019, 09:21:11 PM
Precisely.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2019, 09:36:48 PM
Sorry for my typo, but evidently my intention was clear.



Well, I surely hope the poster with 22,730 posts is feeling the pain of being put in their place at this point.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2019, 09:42:46 PM
She will understand the irony and pathos.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Biggie Smiles on May 16, 2019, 10:00:55 PM
"22,731 witty, erudite, enlightening, informative, creative and constructive posts. Words AND pictures."





Words for your tombstone.



Just so the world never forgets you were a somebody.  :wink:
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 12:55:30 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall never reach higher than second though...



 acc_hugz

No, you won't.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2019, 01:02:39 AM
Nor would I want to.



You'll always be Number One!!!
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 01:45:13 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Nor would I want to.



You'll always be Number One!!!

And don't forget it..

 :laugh:

Just kidding Bricktop.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2019, 01:52:03 AM
I never will...



It takes guts to run a place like this. I may not always agree...but I will always respect and admire you for your effort and commitment.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 02:06:16 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I never will...



It takes guts to run a place like this. I may not always agree...but I will always respect and admire you for your effort and commitment.

Thank you so much Bricktop.

 acc_hugz
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Blurt on May 17, 2019, 05:29:52 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Take the knee for I am your leige.


Our leige? What is that? Is that a beige liege or something?



I take no knee before beige lieges. Ecru, maybe, or coral. But not beige.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2019, 07:32:21 AM
"noun A lord or sovereign to whom allegiance and service are due according to feudal law."



Bend the knee, peon. Lest they face the wrath of the wurm....
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 11:43:27 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Take the knee for I am your leige.


Our leige? What is that? Is that a beige liege or something?



I take no knee before beige lieges. Ecru, maybe, or coral. But not beige.




Now, now, Blurt.  Let me just observe, with apologies to John D. MacDonald:


QuoteAll that remains for Bricktop is an ironic Knighthood, a spavined steed, second class armor, a dubious lance, a bent broadsword, and the chance, now and again, to lift into a galumphing charge against capital E Evil, his brave battle oaths marred by an occasional hysterical giggle.



He has to carry a very long banner because on it has been embroidered, by maidens galore, "The Only Thing in the World Worth a Damn is the Strange, Touching, Pathetic, Awesome Nobility of the Individual Human Spirit." The end of the banner trails on the ground way the hell behind his horse, and people keep stepping on it.


Given the size of the man's load, let us not fault him over a mere misspelling or typo.  He has more important things to do.   :wink:
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 12:48:02 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Second only to Fash as the most prolific contributor...and deposing RW in the process. (Yep, that comment will get back to her).



22,731 witty, erudite, enlightening, informative, creative and constructive posts. Words AND pictures.



Celebrate me, minions. Bring me cake and wine, and show me due deference. Take the knee for I am your leige. They come from far and wide to bask in my glory and to incite even a glance of attention in their pitiful direction.



They pretend to be someone else, or act like petulant 4 year olds, all to validate their lamentable lives on the internet by claiming they basked in my heed for but a brief moment.



Let the celebrations begin.





 :23tfup5:  :wootsmiley:  :morewine:  :XIe76hJ:  :20utj4j_th:  :JC_burp:  :hapydancsmil:

Congratulations on your prolificacy. Makes my 11,000 post contribution seem paltry.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 01:26:43 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Second only to Fash as the most prolific contributor...and deposing RW in the process. (Yep, that comment will get back to her).



22,731 witty, erudite, enlightening, informative, creative and constructive posts. Words AND pictures.



Celebrate me, minions. Bring me cake and wine, and show me due deference. Take the knee for I am your leige. They come from far and wide to bask in my glory and to incite even a glance of attention in their pitiful direction.



They pretend to be someone else, or act like petulant 4 year olds, all to validate their lamentable lives on the internet by claiming they basked in my heed for but a brief moment.



Let the celebrations begin.





 :23tfup5:  :wootsmiley:  :morewine:  :XIe76hJ:  :20utj4j_th:  :JC_burp:  :hapydancsmil:

Congratulations on your prolificacy. Makes my 11,000 post contribution seem paltry.

You believe in quality, not quantity Seoul..



Wait a moment, that's an insult on Brick and especially myself.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Blurt on May 17, 2019, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"Given the size of the man's load, let us not fault him over a mere misspelling or typo.  He has more important things to do.   :wink:

Mayhap you're right.



Still, I'll take my cue from Evvies on VF who has well over 81,000 posts under her doublet and yet sports not a single commemorative pin on her chest plate, let alone a banner trailing through the hoof-marked mud.



Uh, not to diminish Leo's acknowledgment of his own windbaggery or anything. It is impressive.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2019, 06:34:56 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"


Given the size of the man's load, let us not fault him over a mere misspelling or typo.  He has more important things to do.   :wink:


"Definition of liege



 (Entry 1 of 3)

1a : having the right to feudal allegiance (see allegiance sense 1a) or service his liege lord

b : obligated to render feudal allegiance and service

2 : faithful, loyal"
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2019, 06:36:53 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Peaches"Given the size of the man's load, let us not fault him over a mere misspelling or typo.  He has more important things to do.   :wink:

Mayhap you're right.



Still, I'll take my cue from Evvies on VF who has well over 81,000 posts under her doublet and yet sports not a single commemorative pin on her chest plate, let alone a banner trailing through the hoof-marked mud.



Uh, not to diminish Leo's acknowledgment of his own windbaggery or anything. It is impressive.


Er, monsieur...look up.



The shining, silvery object soaring above you is The Point, which you can clearly see has missed you entirely.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 09:33:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOCYQtrm19s
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2019, 10:13:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkhpZoPOfZI&list=RDEMyINUUcPdwKwPZsMpC23R0g&start_radio=1
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2019, 10:44:49 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkhpZoPOfZI&list=RDEMyINUUcPdwKwPZsMpC23R0g&start_radio=1


I don't recall Ali ever bending the knee to anyone.  Why is he in this thread?



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Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2019, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Bricktop"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkhpZoPOfZI&list=RDEMyINUUcPdwKwPZsMpC23R0g&start_radio=1


I don't recall Ali ever bending the knee to anyone.  Why is he in this thread?



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That's a terrific picture of him.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Blurt on May 18, 2019, 02:44:56 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Er, monsieur...look up.



The shining, silvery object soaring above you is The Point, which you can clearly see has missed you entirely.

Yes, well, I also take my cue from Charles Baudelaire who states, that, for their heavenward gaze, poets keep stumbling into potholes.



Thank you, but I'll keep my eyes upon the road where reality tends to linger. And the reality is that the Lady of Van has nearly four times your post count. And exactly half your self-congratulatory pats on the back.



But, by all means, let me not taint your pleasure at having taken another small step on the road to legendhood.
Title: Re: Twenty two thousand seven hundred and thirty one
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2019, 04:49:30 AM
Sacre bleu.



Monsieur...le nombre de posts n'est pas le point. Regarde la liste des membres.



Qui est le numero trois maintainant!!!



 :001_rolleyes: