It is I, King Martini.
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Ladies man, really ?
:001_rolleyes:
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One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
As moderator of this sub, I would be remiss if I did not lay out the welcome mat.
I am nothing if not hospitable and gregarious.
You, on the hand, are nothing at all. But feel free to try and add substance to your inane and unavailing rant. Some of your peers are here already.
I might add that they are in strong disagreement with your hollow boasts.
King Martini-----that is quite a handle. I gather humility is not one of your many qualities you claim you are gifted with.
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Don't use such big words like "humility" around the guy. He lacks formal education and becomes easily confused when you use words with more than a single syllable. I wouldn't put it past the preschool drop out to reply to your post with a rant about how wrong you are about the air quality around his million dollar mansion.
Fucking guy is stupid like that. Just wait and see.
Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
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One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
What is Couchtown?
Couchtown is how those who don't own a couch refer to Flametruth.
Quite the Flametown denizen, Blurtski.
Be careful.
Few wander it's streets that do not suffer burns.
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I see, thank you Blurt.
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
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Not quite. That's where dudes who don't own there own couches cohabitate on somebody else's couch. FT is one big sofa for for the dudes owned by one of the biggest PI collectors in this business, who happens to be an old bitter female who also collects idiots.
Beware if you post there-
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.
And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the
Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.
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Quote from: "King Martini"
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.
And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the
Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.
Is that your story?
It's OK, DumZo.
If you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. You don't need to make up some silly story as to why she offed herself when you told her.
Did you tell her? Or did she put two and two together when she found skid marks in her under pants that wernt from her?
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
I'm terribly sorry for your loss BEnzo..
We have another poster here that is a widower.
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We have another poster here that is a widower.
Caskur?
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We have another poster here that is a widower.
Caskur?
Caskur's a lady..
Blazor is a widower.
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We have another poster here that is a widower.
Caskur?
Caskur's a lady..
In which species ?
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Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
I'm terribly sorry for your loss BEnzo..
We have another poster here that is a widower.
It has been 25 years, it's ok.
Lol @ widower! That hurt more than anything Martini posted.
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Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.
And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the
Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.
Is that your story?
It's OK, DumZo.
If you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. You don't need to make up some silly story as to why she offed herself when you told her.
Did you tell her? Or did she put two and two together when she found skid marks in her under pants that wernt from her?
Zzzzzzzz^^^ I wouldn't post at a forum with a secret all guys 'Penis Room' panel. That's as gay as it gets.
You get caught up on the back child support yet? Martini is on his baby mama's lawyer's speed dial list ffs. I bet he cringes everytime his phone rings.
Still very sad BEnzo..
Good morning and happy Saturday.
ac_smile
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Good morning and happy Saturday.
ac_smile
Not anymore. All things are impermanent.
Happy Saturday with good weather to you too!
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Good morning and happy Saturday.
ac_smile
Happy Saturday with good weather to you too!
Thank you, I hope it is.