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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 30, 2019, 11:49:02 PM

Title: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 30, 2019, 11:49:02 PM
QuoteIt is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Hello King Martini, I'm Queen Fashionista..

 :laugh:

Seriously, I'm happy you found our little corner of the internet..



This sub is new and experimental, so I handed it over to someone who knows about flaming..



I hope you like it and tell your friends about it.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 12:15:13 AM
Welcome King Martini. I am the emperor of barrel wash. ac_drinks
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Bricktop on May 31, 2019, 12:26:42 AM
And I am the Sultan of Single Malt.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Biggie Smiles on May 31, 2019, 12:32:03 AM
Pity Welcome



Eh, why not, I'd hate to learn he threw his xbox controller at his TV because not enough people here welcomed him



The cunt is needy that way.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 12:38:17 AM
I forgot to ask KIng Martini if he came from Erica's forum?



I don't recall seeing any him post there.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Biggie Smiles on May 31, 2019, 12:39:12 AM
King Mongoloid is from FlameTruth
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 12:45:05 AM
Quote from: "ThugLife"King Mongoloid is from FlameTruth

Okay, thanks Thuglife.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 10:24:02 AM
Thank you, one and all for the warm welcome.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: BEnzo on May 31, 2019, 10:32:52 AM
^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 10:48:19 AM
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

Teabag him?
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 11:00:47 AM
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: BEnzo on May 31, 2019, 11:10:05 AM
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 11:32:59 AM
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.


That you are homosexual? Just by browsing your inept drivel its quite obvious.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 11:40:04 AM
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.

So, teabagging is a gay slur?
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Biggie Smiles on May 31, 2019, 11:52:55 AM
Any minute now both KIng Teeny Weeny and Bozo will be slapping the slippery liquid love all over their lady bits for some hardcore ramping shop action.



This is just the foreplay stage.



https://youtu.be/QT_G0O69W2Q
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: BEnzo on June 01, 2019, 07:51:08 AM
Quote from: "ThugLife"Any minute now both KIng Teeny Weeny and Bozo will be slapping the slippery liquid love all over their lady bits for some hardcore ramping shop action.



This is just the foreplay stage.



https://youtu.be/QT_G0O69W2Q


Whatever you say, 'Ruby'.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: BEnzo on June 01, 2019, 07:53:51 AM
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.


That you are homosexual? Just by browsing your inept drivel its quite obvious.


It's hard to take seriously somebody who looks like this:

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa04950d3921d11145d6f47f92f369--school-events-deep-dish.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa%20...%20p-dish.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa04950d3921d11145d6f47f92f369--school-events-deep-dish.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: BEnzo on June 01, 2019, 07:55:34 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.

So, teabagging is a gay slur?

Oh yeah.



Here's a tool: https://www.urbandictionary.com/
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2019, 11:38:11 AM
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.


That you are homosexual? Just by browsing your inept drivel its quite obvious.


It's hard to take seriously somebody who looks like this:

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa04950d3921d11145d6f47f92f369--school-events-deep-dish.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa%20...%20p-dish.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa04950d3921d11145d6f47f92f369--school-events-deep-dish.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Is that old Joe the incel.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: BEnzo on June 01, 2019, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.


That you are homosexual? Just by browsing your inept drivel its quite obvious.


It's hard to take seriously somebody who looks like this:

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa04950d3921d11145d6f47f92f369--school-events-deep-dish.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa%20...%20p-dish.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.pinimg.com/236x/38/fa/04/38fa04950d3921d11145d6f47f92f369--school-events-deep-dish.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Is that old Joe the incel.


That's Martini(aka Martiney) the 'Little Ceasar' pizza delivery man.

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/750506096851357696/nfv5t54o.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/75%20...%20v5t54o.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/750506096851357696/nfv5t54o.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Gaon on June 01, 2019, 01:04:31 PM
Welcome King Martini.
Title: Re: welcome King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2019, 12:38:18 AM
Long live the King. :9rt0yf_th: