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Title: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 03:49:50 PM
Since he is friendless, he is also a dangerous, angry incel. Watched by the RCMP and the Department of Homeland Security. Ineligible for entry into the states.
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Bricktop on May 31, 2019, 10:03:45 PM
But he has comics!!!
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2019, 11:34:25 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"But he has comics!!!

He says they are more valuable than Herman's farm.
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Bricktop on June 01, 2019, 12:23:22 AM
I'm sure they are. The world cannot lose such cultural treasures as "Casper, The Friendly Ghost" and "L'il Lotta".



Imagine if there was no "Superman", or "Howard The Duck"? What would Hollywood have to make movies about?
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2019, 12:34:35 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I'm sure they are. The world cannot lose such cultural treasures as "Casper, The Friendly Ghost" and "L'il Lotta".



Imagine if there was no "Superman", or "Howard The Duck"? What would Hollywood have to make movies about?

Ya, nothing gets a gal hornier than a balding, out of shape, dead ass broke sixty year old incel with a comic book collection.
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Bricktop on June 01, 2019, 12:50:03 AM
"Ya wanna come to my place and read "Beetle Bailey" comics with me? I could play some "Alvin and The Chipmunks".
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2019, 01:45:12 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop""Ya wanna come to my place and read "Beetle Bailey" comics with me? I could play some "Alvin and The Chipmunks".

His bedsitting room where he eats Kraft Dinner over the sink.
Title: Re: If Joe actually had any friends they would have gotten him laid decades ago
Post by: Bricktop on June 01, 2019, 02:28:48 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop""Ya wanna come to my place and read "Beetle Bailey" comics with me? I could play some "Alvin and The Chipmunks".

His bedsitting room where he eats Kraft Dinner over the sink.


 :beurk:



That's a vision I can't get rid of quickly enough...