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Title: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2019, 03:16:02 PM
Apparently, that's what they're doing in Japan.



Japanese wasabi company Kinin recently made an announcement that chemicals found within the wasabi plant help regrow hair faster than current hair-loss remedies such as Rogaine (minoxidil).



Keep in mind that they mean real wasabi, and not that toxic-green playdough sitting in a mound next to the birthday-pink pickled ginger that you're undoubtedly familiar with. Considering fresh wasabi typically goes for around $80 per pound, and has a rather pungent odor, you might be better off picking up some Rogaine.



While there is no currently no official scientific work to substantiate the claims made by kinin, there is some pre-existing scientific literature on wasabi in medical settings.



The chemical isosaponarin, which Kinin claims helps stimulate hair regrowth, was previously noted to aid in human collagen production. The second chemical of note in wasabi, 6-MSITC, has been shown to inhibit breast cancer cell growth.



If you're looking for other questionable, all-natural ways to regrown some hair, wasabi is but one of many things you can throw in a blender and spread on across your pate.



Onions (pick your favorite variety) can be frapped and put on the head. A study from 2002, claims that onion juice is actually effective in treating alopecia areata, a less common form of hair loss. You could also pull a PBR from the fridge for a beer hair rinse, and let all that yeasty goodness go to work. There's no real scientific basis for that one, but hey, apparently Catherine Zeta-jones thinks it's great.



If all else fails, you can try the standard Japanese anti-baldness cure of just straight up stuffing your face with curry—like all the time.

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/vb4jey/if-youre-going-bald-consider-rubbing-wasabi-on-your-head



If you are thinning on top, the next time you are buying ingredients for a salad, consider veggies for your scalp too.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2019, 05:18:08 PM
Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome. :laugh3:
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2019, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome. :laugh3:

Joe yes, Peaches no.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Bricktop on June 18, 2019, 07:31:22 PM
Odd. Wasabi has suddenly become difficult to buy in Australia.



Apparently some guy named "Aaron" has been buying up all available stocks.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Odinson on June 18, 2019, 07:45:47 PM
No thank you.





I got this Burt Reynolds thing going on.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2019, 07:55:11 PM
My brother used Rogaine for one year. It didn't work.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 18, 2019, 09:25:19 PM
If I lose all my hair, as a woman, I will just shave it all off.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2019, 10:05:56 PM
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"If I lose all my hair, as a woman, I will just shave it all off.

Ranks right up there with being abducted by Martians.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Odinson on June 18, 2019, 10:08:32 PM
I hear masturbation makes your hands hairy..



Could this work on the scalp?
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: JOE on June 18, 2019, 10:35:27 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome. :laugh3:

Joe yes, Peaches no.


Truth be known, I have so much hair that I don't know what to do with it.



One chief downside is this kinda hair grows so fast that it needs to be cut every 2 weeks.



plus its a bitch to comb and maintain.



The upside is it makes me appear 20 years younger than I really am.



Plus the girls/ladies like it & find it attractive.



But many men find it intinidating & wish I wasnt so hairy cuz it makes them feel old.



they often get jealous if their wives or girlfriends start flirting with me.



Many men I knew 30 years ago are bald or balding.



Past the age of 40-45 most men lose their hair, seoulbro.



For many men, their hair once so plentiful when they were young, falls off like flowers on a tree when the later seasons of their life come along.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Bricktop on June 18, 2019, 11:43:49 PM
:crazy:
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: JOE on June 19, 2019, 12:38:03 AM
Quote from: "Velvet"My brother used Rogaine for one year. It didn't work.


There is one treatment which has been gaining pioularuty calked PRP or platelat rich protein.



Bood us extracted from the patient



it is spun & the compinents separated with prp injected into the scalp of the patient.



the prp us supposed to contain nutrients to facilitate hair growth



https://www.healthline.com/health/prp-for-hair-loss



maybe ur brother can try that.



sime clinics around vancouver and ither major cities offer it.





https://youtu.be/G7hbFVaNNqM
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Skippy on June 19, 2019, 06:16:38 AM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Velvet"My brother used Rogaine for one year. It didn't work.


There is one treatment which has been gaining pioularuty calked PRP or platelat rich protein.



Bood us extracted from the patient



it is spun & the compinents separated with prp injected into the scalp of the patient.



the prp us supposed to contain nutrients to facilitate hair growth



https://www.healthline.com/health/prp-for-hair-loss



maybe ur brother can try that.



sime clinics around vancouver and ither major cities offer it.





https://youtu.be/G7hbFVaNNqM


Have you been drinking :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2019, 08:57:48 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"I hear masturbation makes your hands hairy..



Could this work on the scalp?

If true, Joe would have hair down to his knees.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Bricktop on June 19, 2019, 09:33:41 PM
ac_lmfao
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 20, 2019, 12:29:58 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Odinson"I hear masturbation makes your hands hairy..



Could this work on the scalp?

If true, Joe would have hair down to his knees.

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Thiel on June 20, 2019, 11:42:54 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"Apparently, that's what they're doing in Japan.



Japanese wasabi company Kinin recently made an announcement that chemicals found within the wasabi plant help regrow hair faster than current hair-loss remedies such as Rogaine (minoxidil).



Keep in mind that they mean real wasabi, and not that toxic-green playdough sitting in a mound next to the birthday-pink pickled ginger that you're undoubtedly familiar with. Considering fresh wasabi typically goes for around $80 per pound, and has a rather pungent odor, you might be better off picking up some Rogaine.



While there is no currently no official scientific work to substantiate the claims made by kinin, there is some pre-existing scientific literature on wasabi in medical settings.



The chemical isosaponarin, which Kinin claims helps stimulate hair regrowth, was previously noted to aid in human collagen production. The second chemical of note in wasabi, 6-MSITC, has been shown to inhibit breast cancer cell growth.



If you're looking for other questionable, all-natural ways to regrown some hair, wasabi is but one of many things you can throw in a blender and spread on across your pate.



Onions (pick your favorite variety) can be frapped and put on the head. A study from 2002, claims that onion juice is actually effective in treating alopecia areata, a less common form of hair loss. You could also pull a PBR from the fridge for a beer hair rinse, and let all that yeasty goodness go to work. There's no real scientific basis for that one, but hey, apparently Catherine Zeta-jones thinks it's great.



If all else fails, you can try the standard Japanese anti-baldness cure of just straight up stuffing your face with curry—like all the time.

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/vb4jey/if-youre-going-bald-consider-rubbing-wasabi-on-your-head



If you are thinning on top, the next time you are buying ingredients for a salad, consider veggies for your scalp too.

Where would I buy real wasabi. Do Asian grocery stores sell it.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 23, 2019, 04:29:34 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome. :laugh3:

Joe yes, Peaches no.


Joe and his product "Joesabi" and it smells like ass  :laugh3:  haha im so funny
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2019, 05:31:04 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome. :laugh3:

Joe yes, Peaches no.


Joe and his product "Joesabi" and it smells like ass  :laugh3:  haha im so funny

I don't want to smell it.

 :beurk:
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Trump’s Niece on June 26, 2019, 07:20:42 PM
Does this really work ? Anyone tried it ? Asking for a friend
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Bricktop on June 26, 2019, 07:25:14 PM
"A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Trump’s Niece on June 26, 2019, 07:27:02 PM
Thank you. This friend drives me crazy with the hair loss issues
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Bricktop on June 26, 2019, 07:36:05 PM
I've never lost hair.



It's right there on the pillow when I wake up in the morning.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 26, 2019, 08:18:09 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena"Does this really work ? Anyone tried it ? Asking for a friend

Yes, those men that are just asking for a friend or their dad.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Odinson on June 26, 2019, 08:21:32 PM
If you cant change it, own it..
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 26, 2019, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"If you cant change it, own it..

Some bald men are very handsome.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 26, 2019, 11:04:53 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: JOE on June 27, 2019, 11:17:00 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.


not me, seoulbro.



I gotta full head of hair.



so much in fact that its obscene, eh?



I credit this 'hairgevity' ta never havin' kids or a naggin' wife ta support.



Those 2 things'll shorten yet life and pull hair outta yer head, eh seoulbro?
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2019, 01:13:49 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: JOE on June 27, 2019, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.


does bein' an alcoholic cause your hair to fall out, Iron Horse Jockey?



If so the you must be pretty thin on top, eh IHJ.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2019, 04:42:48 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.

He's clinging to hope that doesn't exist. He will die a bald, broke virgin.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2019, 07:00:30 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.

He's clinging to hope that doesn't exist. He will die a bald, broke virgin.

Joe will die in a one room apartment. Because he has nobody in his life his rotting corpse will be discovered by emergency services after complaints from other tennants about the foul odour from his apartment. No funeral of course. The body goes to the city animal road kill rendering plant.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2019, 06:18:10 PM
Joe thinks being a drunk a decade and a half ago is not as strange as being a sixty year old virgin. There aint nothing as strange as that Joe. No matter what the online incel community tells you.
Title: Re: If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2019, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop""A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.

He's clinging to hope that doesn't exist. He will die a bald, broke virgin.

Joe will die in a one room apartment. Because he has nobody in his life his rotting corpse will be discovered by emergency services after complaints from other tennants about the foul odour from his apartment. No funeral of course. The body goes to the city animal road kill rendering plant.

Harsh. A likely scenario, but still harsh.