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Title: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 01:01:03 PM
Hey Murd i just wanted to let you know....you are right. You "saw" him first. Meaning you went up in his DMs at Cosmic Outpost.



 How long have you been trying to get his attention?



 Let me tell you how it went. We were on a conference call and ended up the last two people. He kinda wanted to hang out and chat with me.  We bullshitted for a few minutes and started discussing the topic of divorce.



 He was pretty encouraging and empathetic of my situation. So we started PMing.  He started ending his long PMs to me(in which he was interested in my thoughts, my life, what i like, et) with flirty comments about my picture. Yeah. HE started flirting.



 And yanno, he was so cute and sweet i responded. A few messages later HE asked for my number.



 Then after a shit ton of flirty/sexy text messages(that HE intiated) HE wanted to call me.



 You see HE intiated the entire thing.



 You know what else?



 He told me, before we started talking, he had wrote me several PMs but never sent them.



 So while you "saw" him first, his eye was on me. He was checking out my avis, laughing at my posts, looking for an excuse to talk to me alone.



 So when you knew him and i were talking and you went behind my back and was sending him that stupid half naked pic with a dog collar on and telling him how you "cybered him" and "saw him first" and how you flick your bean when you suck dick... he was gut hooked and falling in love with yours truly.  And telling me about your dirty backstabbing bullshit.



 What the fuck are you thinking? Have you drank yourself psychotic or are just this desperate and bitter?



 I think the only reason you are suddenly so worried about my failed marriage is because you know the words "Dovey is single again" may put a pause in that stream of vulgar male attention you need a constant supply of.  You see me as competition and you always have. Get over it, already. Its pathetic.



 Instead of box of wine tonight, go grab a copy of "Hes just not that into you".



 Youre welcome.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Trump’s Niece on July 31, 2019, 01:20:13 PM
I knew him before all you bitches





Never in the past 13 years that I've known him, have I ever seen him flirt or pay any chick on here dust





That is, until Dovey.  Those two hit it off right away.







I don't believe he's ever tried to get at anyone other than Dovey. It's just not him
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 01:32:24 PM
:pop:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 01:39:15 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena"I knew him before all you bitches





Never in the past 13 years that I've known him, have I ever seen him flirt or pay any chick on here dust





That is, until Dovey.  Those two hit it off right away.







I don't believe he's ever tried to get at anyone other than Dovey. It's just not him


 And thats the thing.



 Shes all butthurt because she "saw him first", then shes throwing herself at him in his DMs like a drunken spring break whore.....while he is busy chatting ME up.



 It just disgusted him that she would act like my friend and then go after someone i was really into who was into ME.



 I mean....HE persued ME.



 Its like she needs ALL the men after her. Its really fucking gross.  Especailly the only two men in this community that i have been involved with.  She managed to get Joo in the sack and posts about it constantly.



 Of course she wanted Martini too.



 Its pathetic to be in a one sided competition with a woman who just....doesnt bother competing.



 If Martini wanted her, my blessings.  



 But he never did.



 Shes such a selfish, bitter asshole.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 01:47:39 PM
I mean he barely responded to her graphic, x rated pleas for his attention. He didnt want to be mean but he is just not into that kind of approach and he doesnt prefer blondes.



 He is an older man who acts like a giddy school boy when i come around, she hates it lol.



 She just cannot stand another woman getting any attention.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 02:14:50 PM
I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Pants Yamato on July 31, 2019, 02:15:53 PM
Never trust anyone you meet at a Target. And double check the unisex bathrooms.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Pants Yamato on July 31, 2019, 02:16:27 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.


What are you wearing right now?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 03:11:49 PM
Quote from: "Pants Yamato"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.


What are you wearing right now?

clothes
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.

Careful, what you wish for, especially on these forums.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.

Careful, what you wish for, especially on these forums.

That's not my wish Seoul.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Moonpie on July 31, 2019, 04:42:01 PM
Is this something you just found out Dove?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: "Dove"I mean he barely responded to her graphic, x rated pleas for his attention. He didnt want to be mean but he is just not into that kind of approach and he doesnt prefer blondes.



 He is an older man who acts like a giddy school boy when i come around, she hates it lol.



 She just cannot stand another woman getting any attention.

How old is Marty?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on July 31, 2019, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.


I think you dont see it...



You think he just wants to eat your homemade cookies.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 06:06:55 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.


I think you dont see it...



You think he just wants to eat your homemade cookies.

What guy wouldn't.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 06:16:22 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dove"I mean he barely responded to her graphic, x rated pleas for his attention. He didnt want to be mean but he is just not into that kind of approach and he doesnt prefer blondes.



 He is an older man who acts like a giddy school boy when i come around, she hates it lol.



 She just cannot stand another woman getting any attention.

How old is Marty?

Olddddddd
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 06:25:28 PM
Ewww... gross.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dove"I mean he barely responded to her graphic, x rated pleas for his attention. He didnt want to be mean but he is just not into that kind of approach and he doesnt prefer blondes.



 He is an older man who acts like a giddy school boy when i come around, she hates it lol.



 She just cannot stand another woman getting any attention.

How old is Murdy?


Old enough to know better... young enough to have no fucks to give...
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 06:36:28 PM
I don't believe Murdock or KM are that old..



Both of you are probably younger than Herman.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 06:37:02 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I've never had any man other than my husband give me any attention.


I think you dont see it...



You think he just wants to eat your homemade cookies.

 ac_blush
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: "Tipsy"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dove"I mean he barely responded to her graphic, x rated pleas for his attention. He didnt want to be mean but he is just not into that kind of approach and he doesnt prefer blondes.



 He is an older man who acts like a giddy school boy when i come around, she hates it lol.



 She just cannot stand another woman getting any attention.

How old is Murdy?


Old enough to know better... young enough to have no fucks to give...

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:08:15 PM
Mar~Teeny~Weenie and I had a brief exchange over 7 years ago on CO that was cut short after I went to visit Dove for my birthday.  She convinced me that he was Prowler when she read his PMs and that was the end of that.  But that was way back when I used online as an escape from my toxic marriage and I'm just not there anymore.  I don't "need" attention from men online because I'm not married to a cheating bastard anymore.  



I will admit that I liked KM's energy at first... you can tell he is a charismatic guy.  But the "troll" trying to sink my new forum is unforgivable.  I figured it out before the actual bomb dropped and started retaliating with counter attacks... but after 4 pm the day the podcast went up when I hadn't heard from Dove, I realized she was in on it and THAT was the pivotal moment for me.  We are well past the point of no return here.  



Dove knew all I wanted was to have a fun forum for people to hang out at... maybe get the old TV gang back together... but it had to be about HER... and they literally almost ruined my wanting to have the forum.  So yeah, Dove broke my fucking heart... but I dusted myself off and pushed forward with the site.  It was hard, but I did it... & I didn't mention her on the site until I started getting the screen shots of all the shit she was talking on SG... and that was probably the worst part considering I didn't talk about her to anyone at that point.  Some people will claim to be your friend, but when push comes to shove... I was one of 2 people there for her when her life fell apart... is this how you reward that level of loyalty? Cause I was raised better...



So, yeah... NO thanks.  I'm not rewarding this shitty betrayal with some dumbass battle over ANOTHER dude online.  I'm quite content being a Chaos40 groupie fo' life
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Pants Yamato on July 31, 2019, 07:18:08 PM
Murdoch is the average bloated white woman on the Internet who is looking for any kind of attention she can get. She's rocking a George Lucas neck now she tries to hide with turtle necks and assorted chokers.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:29:19 PM
Quote from: "ArabPrinCess"Is this something you just found out Dove?


 No, ive known about it.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:47:00 PM
Quote from: "Tipsy"Mar~Teeny~Weenie and I had a brief exchange over 7 years ago on CO that was cut short after I went to visit Dove for my birthday.  She convinced me that he was Prowler when she read his PMs and that was the end of that.  But that was way back when I used online as an escape from my toxic marriage and I'm just not there anymore.  I don't "need" attention from men online because I'm not married to a cheating bastard anymore.  



I will admit that I liked KM's energy at first... you can tell he is a charismatic guy.  But the "troll" trying to sink my new forum is unforgivable.  I figured it out before the actual bomb dropped and started retaliating with counter attacks... but after 4 pm the day the podcast went up when I hadn't heard from Dove, I realized she was in on it and THAT was the pivotal moment for me.  We are well past the point of no return here.  



Dove knew all I wanted was to have a fun forum for people to hang out at... maybe get the old TV gang back together... but it had to be about HER... and they literally almost ruined my wanting to have the forum.  So yeah, Dove broke my fucking heart... but I dusted myself off and pushed forward with the site.  It was hard, but I did it... & I didn't mention her on the site until I started getting the screen shots of all the shit she was talking on SG... and that was probably the worst part considering I didn't talk about her to anyone at that point.  Some people will claim to be your friend, but when push comes to shove... I was one of 2 people there for her when her life fell apart... is this how you reward that level of loyalty? Cause I was raised better...



So, yeah... NO thanks.  I'm not rewarding this shitty betrayal with some dumbass battle over ANOTHER dude online.  I'm quite content being a Chaos40 groupie fo' life


 You make everything about YOU.



 My relationship with Martini? "I saw him first!"



 My marriage problems? "Waaahhh im entitled to post her private stuff because IM worried about HER kids! I wanted her to finish school! I didnt want her with her husband! I I I me me me all about fucking Murd!!"



 You cant go one single week without letting everyone know you came back from a 5 year retirement to bless the fucking internet with your raging narcism.



 You flipped out on me in text message because i didnt leave SG. Literally losing your shit because ...and i quote...."why cant it ever be about MEEE".



 Look at your fucking board. Its named Murdys Mosh Pit, Purdy Murdy, and every damn sub board is called Murdy something. You sit there with these long ass posts about YOU that no one gives a flying fuck about.



 You are most self focus, selfish fucking person i have EVER met.  And all you do is make excuses.



 Here is the fact. You were pissed because you threw yourself at him in DM and he was so disgusted by you he washed his hands of everything having to do with you. Because you are a manipultive, trashy liar and a back stabber.



 Spin it how you want but its all out there.



 So how did that "Poofer is a double dipper" lie work for you?  You didnt think i knew, did ya?



 Now drop it, you obessive narcistic bitch. No one cares about your feelings about other peoples lives.



 Oh by the way, when my "life fell apart" yeah you were kinda there for me. But you were NOT just one of the only two. I had all kinds of awesome support from people i have known longer than you.  Like people who are not on these boards and are present in my life.



 Its fucking WEIRD how you have this delusion that i have like no one but you and Joo. And dont think i dont notice the manipultion there even bringing that up. "Dovey should tolerate my shitty treatment of her and do what i want, because i was there for her!". No bitch, you do NOT get to pull that.



 The only betrayer here is you, but since we have established what a raging NPD abuser you are i highly doubt youll ever own any of the shit you pull and itll always be someone elses fault or another string of bullshit excuses.



 Its pathetic. You are pathetic. Totally toxic.



 The shit i talked on SG was directly in response to your thread on your free board bashing me and at least 4 people contacted me about. Such a fucking liar you are.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:48:38 PM
Quote from: "Pants Yamato"Murdoch is the average bloated white woman on the Internet who is looking for any kind of attention she can get. She's rocking a George Lucas neck now she tries to hide with turtle necks and assorted chokers.

George Lucas doesn't have a neck.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Moonpie on July 31, 2019, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "ArabPrinCess"Is this something you just found out Dove?


 No, ive known about it.




Ok just not understanding why it's being brought up.  You have the guy.  You were his first choice.  Who cares y'all be happy ...now



Real life people are hurting.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:50:52 PM
Quote from: "ArabPrinCess"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "ArabPrinCess"Is this something you just found out Dove?


 No, ive known about it.




Ok just not understanding why it's being brought up.  You have the guy.  You were his first choice.  Who cares y'all be happy ...now



Real life people are hurting.

Yes, they are APC.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2019, 07:56:40 PM
Quote from: "ArabPrinCess"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "ArabPrinCess"Is this something you just found out Dove?


 No, ive known about it.




Ok just not understanding why it's being brought up.  You have the guy.  You were his first choice.  Who cares y'all be happy ...now



Real life people are hurting.


 Because of her latest round of bs shes posting claiming he was double dipping. Meaning, talking to me but hitting on her in her DMs.



 It was other way around.



 So she brought it up, im calling it out.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Blurt on August 01, 2019, 12:59:00 AM
Does all this mean next Tuesday's orgy is cancelled?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 12:59:53 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Does all this mean next Tuesday's orgy is cancelled?

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Rotwang on August 01, 2019, 01:09:01 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Does all this mean next Tuesday's orgy is cancelled?


Well, that's money wasted on my new sequinned thong.



Maybe it'll sell on Ebay.



Anyone here interested?



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Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 01:14:48 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Does all this mean next Tuesday's orgy is cancelled?


 Not at all.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 01:15:20 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Blurt"Does all this mean next Tuesday's orgy is cancelled?


 Not at all.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Blurt on August 01, 2019, 07:23:09 AM
I'll buy Leo's thong, then.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Timmy the ammer on August 01, 2019, 07:26:16 AM
This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Blurt on August 01, 2019, 07:36:16 AM
Sure, sure. But do you have a thong to wear to the orgy?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: BEnzo on August 01, 2019, 10:00:25 AM
Quote from: "Tipsy"Mar~Teeny~Weenie

OH!

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That's gotta hurt. Damn! Just sayin'-

PEACE!

Lulz
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "Tipsy"Mar~Teeny~Weenie

OH!

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That's gotta hurt. Damn! Just sayin'-

PEACE!

Lulz


 Until you actually see it.



 Not so teeny weenie. Just sayin.



 There is a reason they wont post it.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 11:49:38 AM
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 12:01:32 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?

That's it exactly Dove..



This is our version of BG at SG..



Nobody should expect anything more than churlishness.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 12:33:34 PM
My penis pic will be revealed shortly.



I have no problems putting some fat slob in her place yet again
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: "King Martini"My penis pic will be revealed shortly.



I have no problems putting some fat slob in her place yet again

 ac_blush
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?

That's it exactly Dove..



This is our version of BG at SG..



Nobody should expect anything more than churlishness.




 Yeup.



 If i wanted to be mature i would be posting on the discussion threads, not pulling hair on a fight board lol.



 Even though i dont need to fight over Martini....i kinda wanna show him im totally willing to jump in the mud pit with a skank over him.



 I love making him smile ♡



 He knows me well enough in person to know i dont care how i look on troll boards lol
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 03:16:37 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?

That's it exactly Dove..



This is our version of BG at SG..



Nobody should expect anything more than churlishness.




 Yeup.



 If i wanted to be mature i would be posting on the discussion threads, not pulling hair on a fight board lol.



 Even though i dont need to fight over Martini....i kinda wanna show him im totally willing to jump in the mud pit with a skank over him.



 I love making him smile ♡



 He knows me well enough in person to know i dont care how i look on troll boards lol

That's true love.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?

That's it exactly Dove..



This is our version of BG at SG..



Nobody should expect anything more than churlishness.




 Yeup.



 If i wanted to be mature i would be posting on the discussion threads, not pulling hair on a fight board lol.



 Even though i dont need to fight over Martini....i kinda wanna show him im totally willing to jump in the mud pit with a skank over him.



 I love making him smile ♡



 He knows me well enough in person to know i dont care how i look on troll boards lol

That's true love.

 :laugh:


 He is totally worth it  ac_lovestruck
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 03:40:38 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?

That's it exactly Dove..



This is our version of BG at SG..



Nobody should expect anything more than churlishness.




 Yeup.



 If i wanted to be mature i would be posting on the discussion threads, not pulling hair on a fight board lol.



 Even though i dont need to fight over Martini....i kinda wanna show him im totally willing to jump in the mud pit with a skank over him.



 I love making him smile ♡



 He knows me well enough in person to know i dont care how i look on troll boards lol

That's true love.

 :laugh:


 He is totally worth it  ac_lovestruck




How big is his penis?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Thiel on August 01, 2019, 03:41:24 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Timmy"This has to be one of the most immature threads ever.


 More immature than expecting maturity on a fight board on an internet forum?



 Any other stunning observations? Like water being wet?

That's it exactly Dove..



This is our version of BG at SG..



Nobody should expect anything more than churlishness.




 Yeup.



 If i wanted to be mature i would be posting on the discussion threads, not pulling hair on a fight board lol.



 Even though i dont need to fight over Martini....i kinda wanna show him im totally willing to jump in the mud pit with a skank over him.



 I love making him smile ♡



 He knows me well enough in person to know i dont care how i look on troll boards lol

That's true love.

 :laugh:


 He is totally worth it  ac_lovestruck




How big is his penis?

I want to know too. ac_lovestruck
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 04:19:56 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!


Does it rub your sugar walls?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 05:49:36 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!


Does it rub your sugar walls?


 Sometimes, it hits my spleen.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 06:00:23 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!


Does it rub your sugar walls?


 Sometimes, it hits my spleen.


How tall are you?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 01, 2019, 06:46:56 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"I'll buy Leo's thong, then.


Too late.



Fash gave me $30 for it.



Oddly, she asked me to wear it before posting it over.  ac_dunno
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 06:56:50 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!


Does it rub your sugar walls?


 Sometimes, it hits my spleen.


How tall are you?


 5 foot 1 inch.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 07:04:51 PM
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!

I met Thiel for coffee in Winnipeg. He is a jokester.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 01, 2019, 07:07:30 PM
If he ever comes to Oz, I'll buy him a coffee!



Well, if any member comes to Oz, for that matter...
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 07:27:01 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!


Does it rub your sugar walls?


 Sometimes, it hits my spleen.


How tall are you?


 5 foot 1 inch.


 ac_biggrin hahah..



Doesnt have to be that long then..  :laugh:







You like wearing a catholic schoolgirl outfit?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"If he ever comes to Oz, I'll buy him a coffee!



Well, if any member comes to Oz, for that matter...

I'll have a little pot of tea.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 01, 2019, 08:11:40 PM
Green tea, from Singapore!!!
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 08:41:38 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Hahahahahaha!!!!


Does it rub your sugar walls?


 Sometimes, it hits my spleen.


How tall are you?


 5 foot 1 inch.

I'm five foot two.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 09:20:23 PM
I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 09:37:23 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 10:00:10 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?


 Nah im sure they stop at her knees.



 "All the way up" lol. Like to her neck?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 10:22:46 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?


 Nah im sure they stop at her knees.



 "All the way up" lol. Like to her neck?


Its something that american guys say to women... In movies..



 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 10:24:21 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?

And down, just like an elevator.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2019, 11:10:45 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.

That's what guys have told me.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2019, 11:21:01 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?

And down, just like an elevator.


Now you talking dirty, girl.



 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 02, 2019, 03:52:24 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.

That's what guys have told me.


And they finish with a fine ass...



 ac_blush
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 01:43:13 AM
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "Tipsy"Mar~Teeny~Weenie

OH!

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That's gotta hurt. Damn! Just sayin'-

PEACE!

Lulz




Not as much as it did to endure the viewing... just sayin
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 02:16:52 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?


 Nah im sure they stop at her knees.




Unlike you
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 02:41:57 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "Tipsy"Mar~Teeny~Weenie

OH!

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://media2.giphy.com/media/EqOlxW9pJdIS9M6o9A/giphy.gif%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://media2.giphy.com/media/EqOlxW9p%20...%20/giphy.gif%22%3Ehttps://media2.giphy.com/media/EqOlxW9pJdIS9M6o9A/giphy.gif%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

That's gotta hurt. Damn! Just sayin'-

PEACE!

Lulz


 Until you actually see it.



 Not so teeny weenie. Just sayin.



 There is a reason they wont post it.




So then tell me, Dovey...





Why are there soooooooooOooooooOooOooOoooOOOOOOOOooooOOooooooiokoo



many texts before the hook and NONE after



Inquiring minds want to know
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 10:16:10 AM
My inquiring mind is wondering why even when i ignore you, you are so full of hatred and vindictiveness that you cannot just drop it.



 Didnt you want a place away from toxic drama?



 I have asked you so many times to just stop, drop it and move on.



 Its disturbing and scary that you cannot seem to do that and you blocked me from your board only to come here to keep it going.



 This is the last time im gonna address any of this and i really that you come to a place in yourself where you stop as well, because this is even upsetting a handful of people who really cant stomach it anymore.



 People who know me and care about me know whats true and what isnt and the rest dont matter.



 I come to these boards for fun, a break from real life. Im not going to further feed into this vendetta you have against me and your personal, vapid attacks on me.



 I hope you find peace, truly.  I refuse to harbor animosity and i will not be wallowing in your misery further.  You are free to continue this insane bullshit on your own without my acknowledgement.  Let that go on record here that im letting this crap go and will NOT be giving it any more attention.



 If you conitue this sickening personal mess, thats all on you because im having nothing to do with it.



 Good luck to you.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 11:09:30 AM
Good morning Dove and Tipsy..



It's a long weekend here and the weather is lovely.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 11:24:20 AM
Quote from: "Tipsy"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?


 Nah im sure they stop at her knees.




Unlike you

Hey kid, what is your policy about alcoholic rednecks? Are they welcomed with barrel wash?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 03:07:06 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Tipsy"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I'm five foot eight. I'm tall for a Chink.

You have long legs.


Do they go all the way up?


 Nah im sure they stop at her knees.




Unlike you

Hey kid, what is your policy about alcoholic rednecks? Are they welcomed with barrel wash?

I can't answer that, but there's a good vibe on Murdock's forum.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 03:24:47 PM
Link?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/

Do they allow drunken Ukrainians? Will Murdy sit on my knee?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2019, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/

Do they allow drunken Ukrainians? Will Murdy sit on my knee?


 Yes.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2019, 11:42:03 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/

Do they allow drunken Ukrainians? Will Murdy sit on my knee?


 Yes.

We know where Herman was last night.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2019, 02:45:36 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/

Do they allow drunken Ukrainians? Will Murdy sit on my knee?


 Yes.

I don't think Herman is a good fir for Murdock's forum.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 05, 2019, 07:35:18 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/

Do they allow drunken Ukrainians? Will Murdy sit on my knee?


 Yes.

I don't think Herman is a good fir for Murdock's forum.


 I dont see why he wouldnt be?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 05, 2019, 10:47:32 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Link?

http://murdysmoshpit.com/

Do they allow drunken Ukrainians? Will Murdy sit on my knee?


 Yes.

I don't think Herman is a good fir for Murdock's forum.


 I dont see why he wouldnt be?

We'll see if he registers there.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 05, 2019, 12:23:33 PM
I see that overweight idiot Oak is on Tipsy's forum too. Does she do anything else besides post stupidity on forums.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:06:05 PM
God knows old Herman don't like gossip. But, the King Marty-Dove romance is officially over. Remember, I don't do gossip and you heard from me first.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: "Herman"God knows old Herman don't like gossip. But, the King Marty-Dove romance is officially over. Remember, I don't do gossip and you heard from me first.

Does that mean he will now have more time for podcasts. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:14:53 PM
Quote from: "Herman"God knows old Herman don't like gossip. But, the King Marty-Dove romance is officially over. Remember, I don't do gossip and you heard from me first.

Herman, you are as bad as JOE.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"God knows old Herman don't like gossip. But, the King Marty-Dove romance is officially over. Remember, I don't do gossip and you heard from me first.

Herman, you are as bad as JOE.

Old Joe gossips like a school girl. Old Herman merely reports the facts. I keep the public informed.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 18, 2019, 10:21:42 PM
Quote from: "Herman"God knows old Herman don't like gossip. But, the King Marty-Dove romance is officially over. Remember, I don't do gossip and you heard from me first.


Who are you?



A reporter for Who Weekly?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:26:47 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"God knows old Herman don't like gossip. But, the King Marty-Dove romance is officially over. Remember, I don't do gossip and you heard from me first.


Who are you?



A reporter for Who Weekly?

I wondered about that myself.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on August 18, 2019, 10:32:44 PM
That was a really juicy gossip.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:41:53 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"That was a really juicy gossip.

You are welcome. And remember, Herman, you heard this breaking news from old Herman.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 18, 2019, 10:43:00 PM
Source?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:46:47 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Source?

I got an exclusive interview with King Marty himself.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 18, 2019, 10:51:30 PM
Hah.



You paid for it!
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 10:56:21 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Hah.



You paid for it!

He probably camped outside his home in true papparazi style.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 18, 2019, 11:01:00 PM
That was my assumption.



Sleazy papparazi.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2019, 11:12:10 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"That was my assumption.



Sleazy papparazi.

Nothing, but good old fashioned journalistic integrity for this reporter.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 18, 2019, 11:29:48 PM
ac_lmfao



Haven't seen THAT for 40 years.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2019, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"That was my assumption.



Sleazy papparazi.

Nothing, but good old fashioned journalistic integrity for this reporter.

Is that what you call cross forum gossip.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Bricktop on August 19, 2019, 03:03:05 AM
It's called "Herman's Hearsay".
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2019, 08:28:28 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"It's called "Herman's Hearsay".

That would be a good thread title.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2019, 05:16:33 PM
I hope that vile cow Dove was not allowed to return to work. She should be permanently banned from the health care field.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2019, 05:39:55 PM
Quote from: "4 Kids, 4 Daddies"I hope that vile cow Dove was not allowed to return to work. She should be permanently banned from the health care field.

This post is vile Shen.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2019, 06:01:18 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "4 Kids, 4 Daddies"I hope that vile cow Dove was not allowed to return to work. She should be permanently banned from the health care field.

This post is vile Shen.

It certainly is.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on December 01, 2019, 07:12:28 PM
All that was certainly one pile of horseshit.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2019, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"All that was certainly one pile of horseshit.

BULLSEYE!!
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2019, 09:04:13 PM
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"All that was certainly one pile of horseshit.

yep
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on December 02, 2019, 09:05:07 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"All that was certainly one pile of horseshit.

BULLSEYE!!


Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "@realAzhyaAryola"All that was certainly one pile of horseshit.

yep


 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 01:49:18 AM
Who is more desperately seeking posters, Murd or Martini?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 02:34:26 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Who is more desperately seeking posters, Murd or Martini?


Flea
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
Gawd damn this forum sucks on a cell phone.



Heard any brain dead gossip or pathological lies lately?



Well for starters... Moon was the first member to meet Joo and Dove doxed her offline for it when she and Joo hooked up.  Then Dove and Joo went rogue in their newly found romance and attacked a woman who contracted herpes from her cheating husband and buried her miscarriage in the rose garden.  Heard any good prolife arguments on flame boards lately?



But I met Chaos40 on a site called HugThat.  I was on his site DO the Saturday morning it opened.  He eventually banned a member who tried to post our cyber logs in retaliation for my not siding with him during an admin vote who also happened to be his friend at the time.  He will always be my hero.  I strive to be more like him in my own life (work beast mode insane focus) and I believe we will be friends until we are old and he is still chasing tail and complaining about how crazy they are lol good times ;)



Flea is the only female Joo has ever terrorized online.  That shit was HIGHlarious.  He and Dove used her like a chew toy.... but she wasn't around for the pre-game romance... I was on DO the day Joo dragged Dove back to meet us all and the Hoorwars kicked off... just like she wasn't around when Dove went to rehab.



I got close with Joo while Dove was falling off the rails.  I helped him with his divorce and went to visit him when mine was filed.  Dove was married and had a new baby when I went to visit.  I used this against Flea on SG and it hasn't stopped being blasted throughout the community since.  It was meant as a single post to pimp slap her upside the head that she has now dragged throughout the community.  I posted a screenshot from my HS reunion thread where I asked where one of my besties from HS was because i was dating her HS boyfriend 15 years after the fact.  The claims that I did against girl code/behind her back is absolutely FALS3.  Dove admitted to a few people she knew I was going.  I vehemently despise Flea's false claim that I backstabbed Dove.  I was on the phone with her while I was at the airport on my way to see him and told her if something happens I'm not going to stop it.  She said she knew I would care for him and his and I had her blessing.  



I will not talk about the details of what happened out of respect for our relationship... but you have to wonder about a woman who claims to not have a thing for him is 1. Constantly telling people I'm a whale and 2. Why she asked him if what I posted about it was true.  



As for Mar~Teeny~Weenie... we were maybe 8 PM's deep into our exchange 8+ years ago when Dove convinced me he was a Prowler dual.  I remember being drawn to his charisma... much like I was when I returned online in May 2019 after my 5 year retirement from forums.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:55:37 AM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"Gawd damn this forum sucks on a cell phone.



Heard any brain dead gossip or pathological lies lately?



Well for starters... Moon was the first member to meet Joo and Dove doxed her offline for it when she and Joo hooked up.  Then Dove and Joo went rogue in their newly found romance and attacked a woman who contracted herpes from her cheating husband and buried her miscarriage in the rose garden.  Heard any good prolife arguments on flame boards lately?



But I met Chaos40 on a site called HugThat.  I was on his site DO the Saturday morning it opened.  He eventually banned a member who tried to post our cyber logs in retaliation for my not siding with him during an admin vote who also happened to be his friend at the time.  He will always be my hero.  I strive to be more like him in my own life (work beast mode insane focus) and I believe we will be friends until we are old and he is still chasing tail and complaining about how crazy they are lol good times ;)



Flea is the only female Joo has ever terrorized online.  That shit was HIGHlarious.  He and Dove used her like a chew toy.... but she wasn't around for the pre-game romance... I was on DO the day Joo dragged Dove back to meet us all and the Hoorwars kicked off... just like she wasn't around when Dove went to rehab.



I got close with Joo while Dove was falling off the rails.  I helped him with his divorce and went to visit him when mine was filed.  Dove was married and had a new baby when I went to visit.  I used this against Flea on SG and it hasn't stopped being blasted throughout the community since.  It was meant as a single post to pimp slap her upside the head that she has now dragged throughout the community.  I posted a screenshot from my HS reunion thread where I asked where one of my besties from HS was because i was dating her HS boyfriend 15 years after the fact.  The claims that I did against girl code/behind her back is absolutely FALS3.  Dove admitted to a few people she knew I was going.  I vehemently despise Flea's false claim that I backstabbed Dove.  I was on the phone with her while I was at the airport on my way to see him and told her if something happens I'm not going to stop it.  She said she knew I would care for him and his and I had her blessing.  



I will not talk about the details of what happened out of respect for our relationship... but you have to wonder about a woman who claims to not have a thing for him is 1. Constantly telling people I'm a whale and 2. Why she asked him if what I posted about it was true.  



As for Mar~Teeny~Weenie... we were maybe 8 PM's deep into our exchange 8+ years ago when Dove convinced me he was a Prowler dual.  I remember being drawn to his charisma... much like I was when I returned online in May 2019 after my 5 year retirement from forums.


You sure do love to type about yourself.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Frood on January 15, 2020, 05:11:09 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"Gawd damn this forum sucks on a cell phone.



Heard any brain dead gossip or pathological lies lately?



Well for starters... Moon was the first member to meet Joo and Dove doxed her offline for it when she and Joo hooked up.  Then Dove and Joo went rogue in their newly found romance and attacked a woman who contracted herpes from her cheating husband and buried her miscarriage in the rose garden.  Heard any good prolife arguments on flame boards lately?



But I met Chaos40 on a site called HugThat.  I was on his site DO the Saturday morning it opened.  He eventually banned a member who tried to post our cyber logs in retaliation for my not siding with him during an admin vote who also happened to be his friend at the time.  He will always be my hero.  I strive to be more like him in my own life (work beast mode insane focus) and I believe we will be friends until we are old and he is still chasing tail and complaining about how crazy they are lol good times ;)



Flea is the only female Joo has ever terrorized online.  That shit was HIGHlarious.  He and Dove used her like a chew toy.... but she wasn't around for the pre-game romance... I was on DO the day Joo dragged Dove back to meet us all and the Hoorwars kicked off... just like she wasn't around when Dove went to rehab.



I got close with Joo while Dove was falling off the rails.  I helped him with his divorce and went to visit him when mine was filed.  Dove was married and had a new baby when I went to visit.  I used this against Flea on SG and it hasn't stopped being blasted throughout the community since.  It was meant as a single post to pimp slap her upside the head that she has now dragged throughout the community.  I posted a screenshot from my HS reunion thread where I asked where one of my besties from HS was because i was dating her HS boyfriend 15 years after the fact.  The claims that I did against girl code/behind her back is absolutely FALS3.  Dove admitted to a few people she knew I was going.  I vehemently despise Flea's false claim that I backstabbed Dove.  I was on the phone with her while I was at the airport on my way to see him and told her if something happens I'm not going to stop it.  She said she knew I would care for him and his and I had her blessing.  



I will not talk about the details of what happened out of respect for our relationship... but you have to wonder about a woman who claims to not have a thing for him is 1. Constantly telling people I'm a whale and 2. Why she asked him if what I posted about it was true.  



As for Mar~Teeny~Weenie... we were maybe 8 PM's deep into our exchange 8+ years ago when Dove convinced me he was a Prowler dual.  I remember being drawn to his charisma... much like I was when I returned online in May 2019 after my 5 year retirement from forums.


You sure do love to type about yourself.


Indeed...
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: kooch on January 15, 2020, 07:08:51 AM
What the fuck did I just read?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 02:47:13 PM
My favorite troll to date involved Mar~Teeny~Weenie.  Dove & I were fighting and she left a photo in the photobucket account I had a password to.  



I was basically driving the Oak & Moon profiles @ SG and gave enough details to Oak to convince Mar~Teeny~Weenie that I had passed his cock pic that he sent to Dove during one of his typographical disasters of a sexting sesh around to all the girls.  Looking at the screen shots of the then Mod of a flame board reduced into a cock pic peddling pervert still makes me bust up to this day  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao



Mar~Teeny~Weenie: You wanna see my dick pick?

Every female member logged in that day:  ac_sothere  ac_sothere  ac_sothere



The backpedal was EPIC.... he claimed it was from a big dick pic site.  I've gotten better bigger cock pics from the old CO boys  ac_toofunny



It's these little shifts in mental stability that bleeds into their posting that make it obvious to anyone with 2 brain cells that you've got someone by the balls  :yahoo:  ac_dance  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"My favorite troll to date involved Mar~Teeny~Weenie.  Dove & I were fighting and she left a photo in the photobucket account I had a password to.  



I was basically driving the Oak & Moon profiles @ SG and gave enough details to Oak to convince Mar~Teeny~Weenie that I had passed his cock pic that he sent to Dove during one of his typographical disasters of a sexting sesh around to all the girls.  Looking at the screen shots of the then Mod of a flame board reduced into a cock pic peddling pervert still makes me bust up to this day  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao



Mar~Teeny~Weenie: You wanna see my dick pick?

Every female member logged in that day:  ac_sothere  ac_sothere  ac_sothere



The backpedal was EPIC.... he claimed it was from a big dick pic site.  I've gotten better bigger cock pics from the old CO boys  ac_toofunny



It's these little shifts in mental stability that bleeds into their posting that make it obvious to anyone with 2 brain cells that you've got someone by the balls  :yahoo:  ac_dance  :yahoo:


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Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"Gawd damn this forum sucks on a cell phone.



Heard any brain dead gossip or pathological lies lately?



Well for starters... Moon was the first member to meet Joo and Dove doxed her offline for it when she and Joo hooked up.  Then Dove and Joo went rogue in their newly found romance and attacked a woman who contracted herpes from her cheating husband and buried her miscarriage in the rose garden.  Heard any good prolife arguments on flame boards lately?



But I met Chaos40 on a site called HugThat.  I was on his site DO the Saturday morning it opened.  He eventually banned a member who tried to post our cyber logs in retaliation for my not siding with him during an admin vote who also happened to be his friend at the time.  He will always be my hero.  I strive to be more like him in my own life (work beast mode insane focus) and I believe we will be friends until we are old and he is still chasing tail and complaining about how crazy they are lol good times ;)



Flea is the only female Joo has ever terrorized online.  That shit was HIGHlarious.  He and Dove used her like a chew toy.... but she wasn't around for the pre-game romance... I was on DO the day Joo dragged Dove back to meet us all and the Hoorwars kicked off... just like she wasn't around when Dove went to rehab.



I got close with Joo while Dove was falling off the rails.  I helped him with his divorce and went to visit him when mine was filed.  Dove was married and had a new baby when I went to visit.  I used this against Flea on SG and it hasn't stopped being blasted throughout the community since.  It was meant as a single post to pimp slap her upside the head that she has now dragged throughout the community.  I posted a screenshot from my HS reunion thread where I asked where one of my besties from HS was because i was dating her HS boyfriend 15 years after the fact.  The claims that I did against girl code/behind her back is absolutely FALS3.  Dove admitted to a few people she knew I was going.  I vehemently despise Flea's false claim that I backstabbed Dove.  I was on the phone with her while I was at the airport on my way to see him and told her if something happens I'm not going to stop it.  She said she knew I would care for him and his and I had her blessing.  



I will not talk about the details of what happened out of respect for our relationship... but you have to wonder about a woman who claims to not have a thing for him is 1. Constantly telling people I'm a whale and 2. Why she asked him if what I posted about it was true.  



As for Mar~Teeny~Weenie... we were maybe 8 PM's deep into our exchange 8+ years ago when Dove convinced me he was a Prowler dual.  I remember being drawn to his charisma... much like I was when I returned online in May 2019 after my 5 year retirement from forums.

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Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:36:26 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"My favorite troll to date involved Mar~Teeny~Weenie.  Dove & I were fighting and she left a photo in the photobucket account I had a password to.  



I was basically driving the Oak & Moon profiles @ SG and gave enough details to Oak to convince Mar~Teeny~Weenie that I had passed his cock pic that he sent to Dove during one of his typographical disasters of a sexting sesh around to all the girls.  Looking at the screen shots of the then Mod of a flame board reduced into a cock pic peddling pervert still makes me bust up to this day  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao



Mar~Teeny~Weenie: You wanna see my dick pick?

Every female member logged in that day:  ac_sothere  ac_sothere  ac_sothere



The backpedal was EPIC.... he claimed it was from a big dick pic site.  I've gotten better bigger cock pics from the old CO boys  ac_toofunny



It's these little shifts in mental stability that bleeds into their posting that make it obvious to anyone with 2 brain cells that you've got someone by the balls  :yahoo:  ac_dance  :yahoo:




The only thing you drive is your fat ass to KFC for a bucket of chicken and some biscuits.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:45:49 PM
Quote from: "kooch"What the fuck did I just read?


ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow.  He is HIGHlarious!  



Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it... ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:47:40 PM
Omg this site is a pain in my ass... logged out AGAIN!  SMH  :t1929:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 04:51:06 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"Omg this site is a pain in my ass... logged out AGAIN!  SMH  :t1929:

Erica and Herman were saying the same thing.

 ac_dunno
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on January 15, 2020, 04:58:16 PM
It throws me out occasionally..



But I was thinking that its caused by me changing between my laptop and my phone.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"It throws me out occasionally..



But I was thinking that its caused by me changing between my laptop and my phone.

You as well Odi?



It has never happened to me.....hmmm.

 ac_umm
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 15, 2020, 05:09:00 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "kooch"What the fuck did I just read?


ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow.  He is HIGHlarious!  



Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it... ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao






I call you a whale because that's what you are. If it makes you feel better, I'll call you bumperhead since I could fly a fucking plane right smack into that ten finger forehead of yours.







Only one that gets butthurt over Joo is YOU. You're butthurt that we're friends, you're butthurt that I didn't have to fuck him for him to respect me and you're butthurt that he helped me create a better forum than yours ever could be. You're so fucking butthurt, you've been unraveling for days while making up these outrageous stories that no one with a gawddamn brain cell believes. You're a nasty disgusting skank who has to go after your friends leftovers cuz men don't consider you the first option.





There. That's all the attention you're getting from me. Quite frankly, you're just not cute enough for me to bother with.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 05:21:11 PM
I don't think pointing out to all the lovely readers that my brain is larger than yours is helping your cause, ignoramus.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 05:22:16 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"Omg this site is a pain in my ass... logged out AGAIN!  SMH  :t1929:

Erica and Herman were saying the same thing.

 ac_dunno




I can post from my profile as long as I follow quoted links back to that thread.  



Other than that... I don't speak egghead.  Maybe ask Thuggie?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 05:24:45 PM
I was lol'ing at Erica's invite to all the troll dual accounts when I was thinking I would create a list of all the flamer boys she jerks her 3" erect clit to every night while dodging sexual advances from whatever the hell she allows into her bed...



And then I thought it might be easier to comprise a list of flamer boys she doesn't have a crush on...





Except NO ONE came to mind.



I'll be a Chaos40 groupie for life... ONE  ac_wub
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"Omg this site is a pain in my ass... logged out AGAIN!  SMH  :t1929:

Erica and Herman were saying the same thing.

 ac_dunno




I can post from my profile as long as I follow quoted links back to that thread.  



Other than that... I don't speak egghead.  Maybe ask Thuggie?

Okay, if he sees this, maybe he can offer some advice.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"I was lol'ing at Erica's invite to all the troll dual accounts when I was thinking I would create a list of all the flamer boys she jerks her 3" erect clit to every night while dodging sexual advances from whatever the hell she allows into her bed...



And then I thought it might be easier to comprise a list of flamer boys she doesn't have a crush on...





Except NO ONE came to mind.



I'll be a Chaos40 groupie for life... ONE  ac_wub


Gay.



Called it.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 08:45:29 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "kooch"What the fuck did I just read?


ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow.  He is HIGHlarious!  



Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it... ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao


So you're the board skank?



You you I guess?
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 08:46:09 PM
*yay you
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 09:16:18 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "kooch"What the fuck did I just read?


ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow.  He is HIGHlarious!  



Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it... ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao


So you're the board skank?



You you I guess?

If desperation is the deciding factor, than yes, Murdock is the board skank.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on January 15, 2020, 09:20:26 PM
Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 09:32:50 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain woman spread their energy around a lot more than others. One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:00:06 PM
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:02:16 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.


I have zero inhibitions and MY sexy talk convos started Chaos40's very first and successful board.  



But let them have their "she's a skank" fun.  It's literally the only thing they have on me.  I don't need a man for anything except to serve the occasional healthy serving of Vitamin D.



My internet career has spanned 13 years.  There weren't that many boys when you consider how many years/hours I was logged.  I also don't have any male internet stalkers like some people we know.  



It's my experience that the ones who act the most prude are the ones begging for dry anal every night.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:03:20 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.

I second that.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:07:15 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:13:18 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:31:14 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"
My internet career has spanned 13 years.

^Fucken newb.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 10:43:58 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.


Getcher fingas out my damn koolaid!!! Or I will bust a potato wedge cap in your hillbilly arse with my potato launcher gun.  I can do some serious damage with bucket of extra crispy and I will not hesitate to do it!  Mark my words, mang.  You are fixin for a lickin!!
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Odinson on January 15, 2020, 11:08:43 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.


I think I should get her first..



I saw her first and you already got an oriental woman.



Plus.. You´ve had your share and everybodys share of oriental women.





 :laugh3:
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 11:19:08 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.


I think I should get her first..



I saw her first and you already got an oriental woman.



Plus.. You´ve had your share and everybodys share of oriental women.





 :laugh3:

Age before beauty son, I am tapping that yellow bubble butt first.
Title: Re: Murd and my Martini Romance
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 11:25:43 PM
This thread is revolting.



 Its basically a review for why suboxone is actually NOT a good alternative to norco and morphine when you have chronic kidney stone disease AND a tendency to get hooked on opiates.



 Suboxone is BAD, people. Just say no.



 Or at least dont stop cold turkey like I did. I wasnt right in the head for months.



 Can we kill this shit with fire?