Title: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 12:36:28 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 12:36:28 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 01:21:13 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 01:21:13 PM
I have been getting the impression that one or two posters think I am a nerd and a total bore. I know that's not true.Quote from: "seoulbro"The only reason I decided on a career in financial services is because I lacked the charisma to succeed as a mortician.
I don't have any roast posts at the moment, but you got this thread off to a good start.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 02:33:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 02:33:24 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 04:36:44 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 04:36:44 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 06:19:20 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 06:19:20 PM
During dinner a neighbour of the Smiths who happened to drop in unexpectedly asked what Seoul did for a living..
Eight years old Timmy Smith jumped in and said, "Seoul is a fisherman!" To which George Smith replied, "Timmy, why do say that. Seoul is a Registered Financial Planner, not a fisherman."
"No Dad. Everytime we visit you at work, Seoul hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Bricktop on August 27, 2019, 07:35:03 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 27, 2019, 07:35:03 PM
You step up to the first tee filled with hope and expectation that you will play under your handicap, and your dreams are dashed when you finish in triple figures.
You sign up to a financial plan, eagerly anticipating the promised wealth, only to find out a few years later your consultant has emptied the trust fund and disappeared to a country with no extradition treaty.
It takes a special person to thrive in such an environment.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 07:44:48 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2019, 07:44:48 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Bricktop on August 27, 2019, 08:20:06 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 27, 2019, 08:20:06 PM
A LOT.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 11:52:16 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 11:52:16 AM
All I know about seoulbro is that he talks a lot about the economy, and he loves golf. Oh ya, and he's gay.Quote from: "Velvet"
Seoul isn't gay.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 12:35:12 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 12:35:12 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 04:04:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 04:04:03 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 05:08:20 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 05:08:20 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 06:57:06 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 06:57:06 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Bricktop on August 28, 2019, 07:44:17 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 28, 2019, 07:44:17 PM
Post of the month!!!
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 07:49:35 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 07:49:35 PM
ac_lmfao
Post of the month!!!
I can't argue that one.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 08:17:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 08:17:03 PM
The Seoul brother wears two pairs of pants just in case of the extremely unusual event that he gets a hole in one.Quote from: "Herman"
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 10:58:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2019, 10:58:15 PM
The Seoul brother wears two pairs of pants just in case of the extremely unusual event that he gets a hole in one.Quote from: "Herman"
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 28, 2019, 11:18:15 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 28, 2019, 11:18:15 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Blurt on August 29, 2019, 12:35:41 AM
Post by: Blurt on August 29, 2019, 12:35:41 AM
So, maybe when you're done with that hockey stick and weed whacker on the back nine, we'll meet again. You'll find me at National Sports looking to buy you a set of lawn darts, an activity more commensurate with your abilities.
And, yes, I'm the one who filled the 12th hole cup with kimchi and stuffed a potato in your Lambo's tailpipe.
Remember, Seoul, it's all a game.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2019, 12:57:21 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2019, 12:57:21 AM
Seoul, brother. I'd love to roast you but, right now, I already have a few cats slowly turning on the spit.Quote from: "Blurt"
So, maybe when you're done with that hockey stick and weed whacker on the back nine, we'll meet again. You'll find me at National Sports looking to buy you a set of lawn darts, an activity more commensurate with your abilities.
And, yes, I'm the one who filled the 12th hole cup with kimchi and stuffed a potato in your Lambo's tailpipe.
Remember, Seoul, it's all a game.:thumbup:
That was terrific Blurt, but I expected nothing less from you.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 29, 2019, 03:42:49 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 29, 2019, 03:42:49 AM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2019, 08:53:04 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2019, 08:53:04 AM
Whats going on here? I noticed some drama going on around town. Looks like some trolls need time out from the internet.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Nothing we haven't seen before Berry.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Blazor on August 29, 2019, 11:47:15 AM
Post by: Blazor on August 29, 2019, 11:47:15 AM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2019, 11:56:44 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2019, 11:56:44 AM
Seoul is such a nerd, that when they went to remake Revenge of the Nerds, they changed the name......Quote from: "Blazor"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/ZMx7FsK/Revenge-of-Seoul.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/ZMx7FsK/Revenge-of-Seoul.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:09:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:09:13 AM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2020, 11:13:21 AM
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2020, 11:13:21 AM
I am the coolest nerd on any of these forums. Can I get an amen.Quote from: "seoulbro"
Just a -Men... if you're so cool, you can find the the A...
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:22:41 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:22:41 AM
I am the coolest nerd on any of these forums. Can I get an amen.Quote from: "seoulbro"
Just a -Men... if you're so cool, you can find the the A...
ac_razz
He just wants one man. And a new a Hello Kitty cover for his phone.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2020, 11:29:44 AM
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2020, 11:29:44 AM
I am the coolest nerd on any of these forums. Can I get an amen.Quote from: "seoulbro"
Just a -Men... if you're so cool, you can find the the A...
ac_razz
He just wants one man. And a new a Hello Kitty cover for his phone.
..How does suck a dick sound to you?
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:38:05 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:38:05 AM
I am the coolest nerd on any of these forums. Can I get an amen.Quote from: "seoulbro"
Just a -Men... if you're so cool, you can find the the A...
ac_razz
He just wants one man. And a new a Hello Kitty cover for his phone.
Shows what you know. I have a Shinigami.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:45:08 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:45:08 AM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:57:45 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 11:57:45 AM
Why do people think Seoul is a fucking nerd.Quote from: "Shen Li"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://odatobiassen.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/274876-asian_nerd_large.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://odatobiassen.files.wordpress.co%20...%20_large.jpg%22%3Ehttps://odatobiassen.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/274876-asian_nerd_large.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
You are going to pay for that fat ass.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Blazor on January 09, 2020, 01:55:52 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 09, 2020, 01:55:52 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: kiebers on January 10, 2020, 01:09:17 PM
Post by: kiebers on January 10, 2020, 01:09:17 PM
Accrued and fixed expenses, trial balances, anime stickers on my golf bag. Is it even possible for a guy to be as cool as me.Quote from: "seoulbro"
oh wait....
That was a joke...right???
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 01:10:52 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 01:10:52 PM
Accrued and fixed expenses, trial balances, anime stickers on my golf bag. Is it even possible for a guy to be as cool as me.Quote from: "seoulbro"
:rimshot:
That was a joke...right???
Not at all. What I quoted is the dictionary definition of cool.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: kiebers on January 10, 2020, 01:12:22 PM
Post by: kiebers on January 10, 2020, 01:12:22 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 01:13:05 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 01:13:05 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Odinson on January 15, 2020, 07:28:14 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 15, 2020, 07:28:14 AM
The PyongyangBro... He is evil..
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 08:34:20 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 08:34:20 AM
Seoulbro has a darkside..Quote from: "Odinson"
The PyongyangBro... He is evil..
Pyongyangbro
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 11:19:05 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2020, 11:19:05 AM
Why do people think Seoul is a fucking nerd.Quote from: "Shen Li"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://odatobiassen.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/274876-asian_nerd_large.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://odatobiassen.files.wordpress.co%20...%20_large.jpg%22%3Ehttps://odatobiassen.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/274876-asian_nerd_large.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Blurt on January 16, 2020, 01:29:29 PM
Post by: Blurt on January 16, 2020, 01:29:29 PM
SeoulBro is cooler than a full patch granny straddling a Suzuki hog.
SeoulBro is cooler than a lukewarm Pabst Blue Ribbon abandoned on a church pew.
SeoulBro is cooler than a cow pen in an atomic shelter.
Ain't no bro cooler than our Seoul.
Now if we could only get him to make us all rich for free.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2020, 01:56:45 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2020, 01:56:45 PM
SeoulBro is cooler than a burnt pixel on a 60-inch 4K HDR Samsung TV.Quote from: "Blurt"
SeoulBro is cooler than a full patch granny straddling a Suzuki hog.
SeoulBro is cooler than a lukewarm Pabst Blue Ribbon abandoned on a church pew.
SeoulBro is cooler than a cow pen in an atomic shelter.
Ain't no bro cooler than our Seoul.
Now if we could only get him to make us all rich for free.
We are among greatness.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Odinson on January 20, 2020, 01:24:57 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 20, 2020, 01:24:57 PM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2020, 01:25:39 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2020, 01:25:39 PM
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Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Odinson on January 20, 2020, 07:45:06 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 20, 2020, 07:45:06 PM
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:laugh:
That is a lie..
There is no hope..
You are gonna be asian for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2020, 08:20:46 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2020, 08:20:46 PM
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:laugh:
That is a lie..
There is no hope..
You are gonna be asian for the rest of your life.
The old lady wanted to convert.
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Odinson on January 21, 2020, 11:10:23 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 21, 2020, 11:10:23 AM
Title: Re: The roast seoulbro thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2020, 11:12:44 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2020, 11:12:44 AM
Seoulbros jokes are the reason why we need our borders closed.Quote from: "Odinson"
My gift for humour must be shared with the world.