My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.
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Congratulations Herman and congratulations to your son and his girlfriend.
I'm so very happy for your family.
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Lol "while you can still see" lol.
Congratulations man!
I'll smoke one right now for ya lol. Drink one later lol.
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Congratulations buddy. ac_drinks
They say how far along, 2-3 months?
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Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.
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Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.
I knew that was why, which is why I guessed 2-3 months lol.
Hmmm, so early October the baby was put in the oven..... you might have an Independence day baby ac_smile
My great grandfather was born on the 4th of July.
:Ghelyon: .... dude, it'll be a boy.
:small-stork:
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Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.
I knew that was why, which is why I guessed 2-3 months lol.
Hmmm, so early October the baby was put in the oven..... you might have an Independence day baby ac_smile
My great grandfather was born on the 4th of July.
Canada Day is July 1.
Brother, I got some shit to do while I still can. I will be back here later today and i hope totally wasted. ac_dance
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Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.
I knew that was why, which is why I guessed 2-3 months lol.
Hmmm, so early October the baby was put in the oven..... you might have an Independence day baby ac_smile
My great grandfather was born on the 4th of July.
Canada Day is July 1.
Brother, I got some shit to do while I still can. I will be back here later today and i hope totally wasted. ac_dance
Hahah, right on man! Me too, no worries. Im waiting on my son to get out of the shower so I can go drop a kid off at the pool as well ac_biggrin
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That's fantastic Herm. Do they sell perogie and kielbassa baby food.
More slavs...
Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
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Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
That'll get under his tattooed skin.
:laugh:
Odi, what do Finns typically serve for Christmas dinner?
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- Ham
- Lutefisk
- Gravlax
- Carrot casserole
- Rutabaga casserole.
- Fish eggs
- Rice porridge
- Prune whip
In Lapland, we have smoked reindeer cuts/onion/cream combos on a toothpick.
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- Ham
- Lutefisk
- Gravlax
- Carrot casserole
- Rutabaga casserole.
- Fish eggs
- Rice porridge
- Prune whip
In Lapland, we have smoked reindeer cuts/onion/cream combos on a toothpick.
I don't know what gravlax and prune whip are
I'm serving some moose sausages that was given to my husband.
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Congrats...Just to spite you it will be a girl. She will wrap you around her little finger. It's great. Some of the best times of my life. Grand kids are the best.
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A little prairie redneck. :thumbup: Congrats Herman.
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Congrats...Just to spite you it will be a girl. She will wrap you around her little finger. It's great. Some of the best times of my life. Grand kids are the best.
I still cannot get over the frickin surprise of finding out old Herman is going to be a "didus."
Congratz brother ac_drinks
Knowing the fact you'll soon to be a granddad couldn't be a more awesome away to get into this year's Christmas spirit. Like Fash has said, you've made a lot of people here happy. ac_cool
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Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
I bet you can't say that without the monitor between you 2. ac_biggrin
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Knowing the fact you'll soon to be a granddad couldn't be a more awesome away to get into this year's Christmas spirit. Like Fash has said, you've made a lot of people here happy. ac_cool
There is my little buddy. ac_drinks
It still has not sunk in that old Herman is actually going to be a granddaddy. I need more barrel wash.
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Congrats Herman. We have a dozen grandkids and a couple of "greats" and there's a lotta joy in it for both of us.
Also, had a great-nephew born Friday. Gets hard to keep all of 'em straight.
P.S. None of those grandkids have ever seen old Peachy under the influence. Consequently in some ways I have better relationships with them than I do with our kids themselves, although time and effort have cleaned up a lot of the mess I created in my drinking and drugging days.
Just a thought.
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Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
That'll get under his tattooed skin.
:laugh:
He is still in shock..
:pop:
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Congrats Herman. We have a dozen grandkids and a couple of "greats" and there's a lotta joy in it for both of us.
Also, had a great-nephew born Friday. Gets hard to keep all of 'em straight.
P.S. None of those grandkids have ever seen old Peachy under the influence. Consequently in some ways I have better relationships with them than I do with our kids themselves, although time and effort have cleaned up a lot of the mess I created in my drinking and drugging days.
Just a thought.
I only had the one kid, so this could be it for grandkids. I split with my boy's mom when he was little gaffer. I was all over the world drilling for oil and shagging every sexy gal I could. I was not much of a dad. But, I was a good provider. Now, maybe I can be a good granddaddy as well as a good spoiler of kids.
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Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
That'll get under his tattooed skin.
:laugh:
He is still in shock..
:pop:
Brother, nothing you say is going to piss me off today. I am stoned, I am drunk and I am going to be a frickin granddaddy. ac_drinks
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Congrats Herman. We have a dozen grandkids and a couple of "greats" and there's a lotta joy in it for both of us.
Also, had a great-nephew born Friday. Gets hard to keep all of 'em straight.
P.S. None of those grandkids have ever seen old Peachy under the influence. Consequently in some ways I have better relationships with them than I do with our kids themselves, although time and effort have cleaned up a lot of the mess I created in my drinking and drugging days.
Just a thought.
I only had the one kid, so this could be it for grandkids. I split with my boy's mom when he was little gaffer. I was all over the world drilling for oil and shagging every sexy gal I could. I was not much of a dad. But, I was a good provider. Now, maybe I can be a good granddaddy as well as a good spoiler of kids.
I'm sure you'll be a terrific grandpa Herman.
ac_smile
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Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
That'll get under his tattooed skin.
:laugh:
He is still in shock..
:pop:
Brother, nothing you say is going to piss me off today. I am stoned, I am drunk and I am going to be a frickin granddaddy. ac_drinks
Remember... The kid is gonna visit your house and is gonna sleep over the night.
Now that you are as old as fucking dirt, I can only imagine the size of your eye-bags when you have to wake up during the night because she has nightmares.
JEESSUS!
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Whoope fucking doo..
You people reproduce like its a sport.
That'll get under his tattooed skin.
:laugh:
He is still in shock..
:pop:
Brother, nothing you say is going to piss me off today. I am stoned, I am drunk and I am going to be a frickin granddaddy. ac_drinks
Remember... The kid is gonna visit your house and is gonna sleep over the night.
Now that you are as old as fucking dirt, I can only imagine the size of your eye-bags when you have to wake up during the night because she has nightmares.
JEESSUS!
Despite the way I abused my body with booze and drugs for the past thirty five years, I look pretty good. My superior Ukrainian genes.
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Congratulations. You got your weed too. Happy times.
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Congratulations. You got your weed too. Happy times.
Weed and a grandkid. What else could a Ukraianian redneck ask for.
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ac_drinks
Couldn't happen to a bigger softie!
She'll adore you!
I agree Dinky. I think Herman will be a good grandpa.
Old Herman is just shit faced. Fuck you all.
Herman is having grandfather's hangover?
A grampover.
I think Herman has a bad hangover this morning.
According to DD, its called a Grampover lol.
Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
I am surprised you still work there.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
I am surprised you still work there.
Me too to be honest.
This area sucks as far as jobs. It "feels" like things are better. So I will start looking after the turn of the year.
They really fucked me, when they were suppose to close shop last year, they quit payroll services, which in turn they quit taking taxes out of my paycheck. They were suppose to reopen under a new name when they decided to stay, but never did. And every time I ask when they are gonna start taxing me again, I get the same answer, "I dont know". My friend told me its illegal what they are doing.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
I am surprised you still work there.
Me too to be honest.
This area sucks as far as jobs. It "feels" like things are better. So I will start looking after the turn of the year.
They really fucked me, when they were suppose to close shop last year, they quit payroll services, which in turn they quit taking taxes out of my paycheck. They were suppose to reopen under a new name when they decided to stay, but never did. And every time I ask when they are gonna start taxing me again, I get the same answer, "I dont know". My friend told me its illegal what they are doing.
Needless to say, you are going to owe when you file your taxes this year. But, on your wages, I would imagine your federal/state tax but will be low.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
I am surprised you still work there.
Me too to be honest.
This area sucks as far as jobs. It "feels" like things are better. So I will start looking after the turn of the year.
They really fucked me, when they were suppose to close shop last year, they quit payroll services, which in turn they quit taking taxes out of my paycheck. They were suppose to reopen under a new name when they decided to stay, but never did. And every time I ask when they are gonna start taxing me again, I get the same answer, "I dont know". My friend told me its illegal what they are doing.
Needless to say, you are going to owe when you file your taxes this year. But, on your wages, I would imagine your federal/state tax but will be low.
Oh I know, unfortunately.
Yeah wont be much, maybe $2000-$3000. May have to pick up a side job to pay it.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
I am surprised you still work there.
Me too to be honest.
This area sucks as far as jobs. It "feels" like things are better. So I will start looking after the turn of the year.
They really fucked me, when they were suppose to close shop last year, they quit payroll services, which in turn they quit taking taxes out of my paycheck. They were suppose to reopen under a new name when they decided to stay, but never did. And every time I ask when they are gonna start taxing me again, I get the same answer, "I dont know". My friend told me its illegal what they are doing.
Needless to say, you are going to owe when you file your taxes this year. But, on your wages, I would imagine your federal/state tax but will be low.
Oh I know, unfortunately.
Yeah wont be much, maybe $2000-$3000. May have to pick up a side job to pay it.
The federal portion will be much lower than that. In Canada, you could avoid taxes by buying RRSP's.
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Im at work, drinking coffee, playing tunes on the bluegrass station, and working on calendars for the Sheriff's department.
In Canada they'd have to pay you two and a half times your wages for working Boxing Day.
Oh man, that would be nice :laugh:
That would be $37.50 an hour!
Still not a very good wage.
I know :sad:
Maybe change will come this new year.
I am surprised you still work there.
Me too to be honest.
This area sucks as far as jobs. It "feels" like things are better. So I will start looking after the turn of the year.
They really fucked me, when they were suppose to close shop last year, they quit payroll services, which in turn they quit taking taxes out of my paycheck. They were suppose to reopen under a new name when they decided to stay, but never did. And every time I ask when they are gonna start taxing me again, I get the same answer, "I dont know". My friend told me its illegal what they are doing.
Needless to say, you are going to owe when you file your taxes this year. But, on your wages, I would imagine your federal/state tax but will be low.
Oh I know, unfortunately.
Yeah wont be much, maybe $2000-$3000. May have to pick up a side job to pay it.
The federal portion will be much lower than that. In Canada, you could avoid taxes by buying RRSP's.
Oh I know, thinking that figure will be total.
Hmm, interesting, what are RRSP's?
It stands for registered retirement savings plan. For every one dollar you invest in rrsp's you can deduct thirty five cents in federal income tax. I have been buying rrsp's since I was 19.
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That's fabulous Herman.
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Congratulations pig.
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Congratulations pig.
I'm glad you're happy for him.
:icon_wink:
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Congratulations pig.
ac_toofunny
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Congratulations pig.
Thanks cunt.
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I've been waiting for that....
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I've been waiting for that....
I just want to point out that old Herman was not the instigator this time.
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I've been waiting for that....
I just want to point out that old Herman was not the instigator this time.
Point taken.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I've been waiting for that....
I just want to point out that old Herman was not the instigator this time.
Point taken.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yes