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Title: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:14:45 AM
Please come back and fuck my wife. I haven't played Destiny 2 in over a month and I miss it. Please take her from me. I miss watching you fuck her, I used to bite my hand like Phillip Seymour Hoffman in boogie nights watching your ass thrust into her. My you are a handsome man like the lead singer from Odin. Please come home.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 01:24:33 AM
wow just wow  :ohmy:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:25:45 AM
...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:33:03 AM
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?

Other people have lives off of forums. Why can't you. And you are really running out of time.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:40:46 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?

Other people have lives off of forums. Why can't you. And you are really running out of time.

Why would you care?  ac_umm
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:52:36 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?

Other people have lives off of forums. Why can't you. And you are really running out of time.

Why would you care?  ac_umm

I don't care if Joe dies. Nobody does. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:55:25 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?

Other people have lives off of forums. Why can't you. And you are really running out of time.

Why would you care?  ac_umm

I don't care if Joe dies. Nobody does. ac_biggrin

I care about Joe. acc_devil
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 02:00:01 AM
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?

He's a Pro Fortnite player.



He chose making money playing a video game over regurgitating the same vapid insults for the same twelve people to read over and over.



That being said....



Peaches, is it true they use your picture as a diagram at Krispy Kreme?



Have you ever thought about stapling a picture of a curved backwards L in the middle of your face?



Do you put an eyepatch over the foot warmer in the summer so your tonsils don't cook in the heat?



When it's windy, if the wind hits your face at a certain angle does the sound echo like somebody blowing into a bottle?



When you breathe, do the neighbors think your vacuuming?



When you lay on the ground at a camp site do you dear people using that pot holes as a stable base to put up a tent?



Do kids refer to you as a real life Pokemon?



What do you miss more? Your nose or your hair? And if you could, would you comb over your skin?



Have you ever thought about squeezing both your cheeks and hiding the cavern with paper clips and a little luck?



What's behind door number face?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 07, 2020, 04:30:22 AM
I'm fucking dying here  :roll:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:37:13 AM
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?


 In this thread as "Doves Cuck" and then pretending to be like Joo with the nose stuff.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:53:41 AM
Quote from: "ThugLife"I'm fucking dying here  :roll:


Praise be
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:59:43 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "ThugLife"I'm fucking dying here  :roll:


Praise be


I've found my peace in a converted monastery-brothel for wayward souls..



Don't try to find me because I won't hear you. I'm ears deep in 20 something Nimbin vag as part of my holy rights.



Lickety lickety lick! Aaaahemmmmmm!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?


 In this thread as "Doves Cuck" and then pretending to be like Joo with the nose stuff.


That's not Martini.



People need to respect the fact the guy moved on from wasting his time for a limited audience and took his talents elsewhere.



Just like every other iconic member of this dead community, the community didn't deserve him in a similar vein that Peaches face doesn't deserve a nose, leaving a big hole dead center.



"Flametown" consists of three people, Sum Cun'T, Fraud, and Martini and all three by and large have rendered it net dead with one actually choosing to play the most popular video game on the planet instead of rehashing "youz teh stupid" over and over when the hive mind that this community has become has become pussifed beyond recognition.



Bra1n, bless him, would be the proverbial kid in a candy store considering the alpha male character and strong female counter has evolved into a core group of internet tranny's carrying both sex organs and flash which ever one is appropriate at whichever appropriate time. A horrible evolution from the days of Brawl Hall where only the strong survived. You guys now are nothing but a foot note clinging onto the reputations of those before you who were better then all of you by still proclaiming your little friend zone as "flame town", and that, in itself, is fucking pathetic.



Sadly, a viable form of social media, this is not. This is a social circle of the degenerates who couldn't hang with the big boys and are now trying to parade itself as big boys while the actual big boys lost interest years, if not a decade ago.



Don't blame Martini for leaving, blame yourselves for being so fucking basic and restrictive and self serving for an audience of hanger ons whom have very little in terms of quality to fall back on that the air raid sirens were in full effect long before these forums started to dwindle from Martini Exodus. He, in his own words "popped" this community and had four forums doing nothing but talk about him, which surely brought out the jealous and self entitled who wanted to be the center of attention but didn't have the basic skills or charisma to do it.



Sorry about your penis.

Signed,

Ariel
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 06:14:56 AM
Quote from: "ThugLife"I'm fucking dying here  :roll:


Does anyone actually read his drivel?



Simple answer, no.



He wouldn't even have a handful of followers.



Now me, I have thousands of followers and he hates that.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?


 In this thread as "Doves Cuck" and then pretending to be like Joo with the nose stuff.


That's not Martini.



People need to respect the fact the guy moved on from wasting his time for a limited audience and took his talents elsewhere.



Just like every other iconic member of this dead community, the community didn't deserve him in a similar vein that Peaches face doesn't deserve a nose, leaving a big hole dead center.



"Flametown" consists of three people, Sum Cun'T, Fraud, and Martini and all three by and large have rendered it net dead with one actually choosing to play the most popular video game on the planet instead of rehashing "youz teh stupid" over and over when the hive mind that this community has become has become pussifed beyond recognition.



Bra1n, bless him, would be the proverbial kid in a candy store considering the alpha male character and strong female counter has evolved into a core group of internet tranny's carrying both sex organs and flash which ever one is appropriate at whichever appropriate time. A horrible evolution from the days of Brawl Hall where only the strong survived. You guys now are nothing but a foot note clinging onto the reputations of those before you who were better then all of you by still proclaiming your little friend zone as "flame town", and that, in itself, is fucking pathetic.



Sadly, a viable form of social media, this is not. This is a social circle of the degenerates who couldn't hang with the big boys and are now trying to parade itself as big boys while the actual big boys lost interest years, if not a decade ago.



Don't blame Martini for leaving, blame yourselves for being so fucking basic and restrictive and self serving for an audience of hanger ons whom have very little in terms of quality to fall back on that the air raid sirens were in full effect long before these forums started to dwindle from Martini Exodus. He, in his own words "popped" this community and had four forums doing nothing but talk about him, which surely brought out the jealous and self entitled who wanted to be the center of attention but didn't have the basic skills or charisma to do it.



Sorry about your penis.

Signed,

Ariel


 Sounds like you need to call someones boss or post an obituary over it.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 06:33:09 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?


 In this thread as "Doves Cuck" and then pretending to be like Joo with the nose stuff.


That's not Martini.



People need to respect the fact the guy moved on from wasting his time for a limited audience and took his talents elsewhere.



Just like every other iconic member of this dead community, the community didn't deserve him in a similar vein that Peaches face doesn't deserve a nose, leaving a big hole dead center.



"Flametown" consists of three people, Sum Cun'T, Fraud, and Martini and all three by and large have rendered it net dead with one actually choosing to play the most popular video game on the planet instead of rehashing "youz teh stupid" over and over when the hive mind that this community has become has become pussifed beyond recognition.



Bra1n, bless him, would be the proverbial kid in a candy store considering the alpha male character and strong female counter has evolved into a core group of internet tranny's carrying both sex organs and flash which ever one is appropriate at whichever appropriate time. A horrible evolution from the days of Brawl Hall where only the strong survived. You guys now are nothing but a foot note clinging onto the reputations of those before you who were better then all of you by still proclaiming your little friend zone as "flame town", and that, in itself, is fucking pathetic.



Sadly, a viable form of social media, this is not. This is a social circle of the degenerates who couldn't hang with the big boys and are now trying to parade itself as big boys while the actual big boys lost interest years, if not a decade ago.



Don't blame Martini for leaving, blame yourselves for being so fucking basic and restrictive and self serving for an audience of hanger ons whom have very little in terms of quality to fall back on that the air raid sirens were in full effect long before these forums started to dwindle from Martini Exodus. He, in his own words "popped" this community and had four forums doing nothing but talk about him, which surely brought out the jealous and self entitled who wanted to be the center of attention but didn't have the basic skills or charisma to do it.



Sorry about your penis.

Signed,

Ariel


 Sounds like you need to call someones boss or post an obituary over it.

Maybe breach a privacy oath taken by exploiting mentally challenged human beings without their consent, perhaps?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 06:38:42 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?


 In this thread as "Doves Cuck" and then pretending to be like Joo with the nose stuff.


That's not Martini.



People need to respect the fact the guy moved on from wasting his time for a limited audience and took his talents elsewhere.



Just like every other iconic member of this dead community, the community didn't deserve him in a similar vein that Peaches face doesn't deserve a nose, leaving a big hole dead center.



"Flametown" consists of three people, Sum Cun'T, Fraud, and Martini and all three by and large have rendered it net dead with one actually choosing to play the most popular video game on the planet instead of rehashing "youz teh stupid" over and over when the hive mind that this community has become has become pussifed beyond recognition.



Bra1n, bless him, would be the proverbial kid in a candy store considering the alpha male character and strong female counter has evolved into a core group of internet tranny's carrying both sex organs and flash which ever one is appropriate at whichever appropriate time. A horrible evolution from the days of Brawl Hall where only the strong survived. You guys now are nothing but a foot note clinging onto the reputations of those before you who were better then all of you by still proclaiming your little friend zone as "flame town", and that, in itself, is fucking pathetic.



Sadly, a viable form of social media, this is not. This is a social circle of the degenerates who couldn't hang with the big boys and are now trying to parade itself as big boys while the actual big boys lost interest years, if not a decade ago.



Don't blame Martini for leaving, blame yourselves for being so fucking basic and restrictive and self serving for an audience of hanger ons whom have very little in terms of quality to fall back on that the air raid sirens were in full effect long before these forums started to dwindle from Martini Exodus. He, in his own words "popped" this community and had four forums doing nothing but talk about him, which surely brought out the jealous and self entitled who wanted to be the center of attention but didn't have the basic skills or charisma to do it.



Sorry about your penis.

Signed,

Ariel


 Sounds like you need to call someones boss or post an obituary over it.

Maybe breach a privacy oath taken by exploiting mentally challenged human beings without their consent, perhaps?


 Ahhhh yes. It only took a month and dumping before that was a problem for him.



  Looks like a bit of pattern too.  Calling jobs and police when someone wants to move on.



 Thin skinned vindictive "big boys"  out for revenge for not getting their way. How utterly not basic.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 06:44:08 AM
If Martini were not here, someone would eventually have to get around to pretending to be him. Because iconic status.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 06:48:08 AM
Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:04:18 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "I wonder..."...what happened to him?



I saw him on bastard factory after he was banned on SG.



Where is he now?


 In this thread as "Doves Cuck" and then pretending to be like Joo with the nose stuff.


That's not Martini.



People need to respect the fact the guy moved on from wasting his time for a limited audience and took his talents elsewhere.



Just like every other iconic member of this dead community, the community didn't deserve him in a similar vein that Peaches face doesn't deserve a nose, leaving a big hole dead center.



"Flametown" consists of three people, Sum Cun'T, Fraud, and Martini and all three by and large have rendered it net dead with one actually choosing to play the most popular video game on the planet instead of rehashing "youz teh stupid" over and over when the hive mind that this community has become has become pussifed beyond recognition.



Bra1n, bless him, would be the proverbial kid in a candy store considering the alpha male character and strong female counter has evolved into a core group of internet tranny's carrying both sex organs and flash which ever one is appropriate at whichever appropriate time. A horrible evolution from the days of Brawl Hall where only the strong survived. You guys now are nothing but a foot note clinging onto the reputations of those before you who were better then all of you by still proclaiming your little friend zone as "flame town", and that, in itself, is fucking pathetic.



Sadly, a viable form of social media, this is not. This is a social circle of the degenerates who couldn't hang with the big boys and are now trying to parade itself as big boys while the actual big boys lost interest years, if not a decade ago.



Don't blame Martini for leaving, blame yourselves for being so fucking basic and restrictive and self serving for an audience of hanger ons whom have very little in terms of quality to fall back on that the air raid sirens were in full effect long before these forums started to dwindle from Martini Exodus. He, in his own words "popped" this community and had four forums doing nothing but talk about him, which surely brought out the jealous and self entitled who wanted to be the center of attention but didn't have the basic skills or charisma to do it.



Sorry about your penis.

Signed,

Ariel


 Sounds like you need to call someones boss or post an obituary over it.

Maybe breach a privacy oath taken by exploiting mentally challenged human beings without their consent, perhaps?


 Ahhhh yes. It only took a month and dumping before that was a problem for him.



  Looks like a bit of pattern too.  Calling jobs and police when someone wants to move on.



 Thin skinned vindictive "big boys"  out for revenge for not getting their way. How utterly not basic.

Actually, it wasn't.



Martini, for all accounts, wasn't that interested to begin with. This I know  with 100% certainly considering the situation. I do not recall him ever going out of his way to see a married woman, it was the opposite. Two times I picked him up from the city and when I asked him how he got there he said "she came and got me". So we do need to put this facade that Martini was some obsessive nutjob to rest, yes?



As for "calling the job", the things sent thru text message were illegal and anybody within that field knew sending such material was a breach of oath. Wanting to know if having such information was against the law, even if he wasn't a member of that field of work is nothing more then doing due diligence of the situation at hand. Blame the person who sent them, not him. There isn't a single person within that field who says Martini's actions were wrong, quite the opposite. Martini had 180 days after the incident to file a report, that's half a year for those who cannot count.



Martini didn't make anybody lose their job, the married woman did that to herself with her own actions. So trying to paint Martini as some vindictive scumbag when not one person outside of this community did is spitballing, to say the least.



I seem to recall something about a Nintendo switch being held for random for over a month, also. Wonder why that?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:06:42 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.

Did Martini send the information thru text?



Or the women with children?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:17:10 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.

You're labouring under the assumption that he's the one doing the caring. Not some loser who is desperately trying to revive interest in a failed social media interest.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:18:56 AM
Funny.  



That's not what all the messages say.  I was pretty clear I didnt want a relationship.



 Fact is, it was absolutely done out of spite. Considering the impressive track record of involving jobs and police regarding exs, I should not misplaced any trust. Anyone in that feild knows they have people in their life they share things with. This is guy no one should ever trust.



 Because only a vindictive, narcisstic manchild thinks that behavoir is appropriate. And since narcissists dont understand actual human emotions, it expected they assume what normal, not peice of shit adults think of it. That's what happens when you are constantly faking what you think others accept.



 And it wasnt his Switch.



 Martini throws psychotic temper tantrums when he gets called out on lies and held accountable for his bullshit. Which he is too NPD to accept he made very obvious.



 It's kind of sad and embarrassing that people like him think they can control narratives and no one sees through it, even when they flat out say they do.



 Guy is a nasty, entitled trainwreck. The he talks, the more it shows. Its overkill at this point.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:21:24 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.

You're labouring under the assumption that he's the one doing the caring. Not some loser who is desperately trying to revive interest in a failed social media interest.


 I mean you can feel free to point to where anyone discusses him or his fucktardy until he...or anonymous guests and other handles start in about it.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:24:18 AM
Yet he...uh....didn't send information that could compromise a married womans career. Why in God's name would somebody who respected themselves and their line of work do such a thing?



Funny that
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:38:35 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Yet he...uh....didn't send information that could compromise a married womans career. Why in God's name would somebody who respected themselves and their line of work do such a thing?



Funny that


 Right. I should have dug deeper into that background and talked to the exs sooner so I knew what kinda spiteful, pathological lying POS i was dealing with.  Very misplaced trust. I have no idea what I was thinking.



  Absolutely not my smartest move.  Sometimes it's easy forget how disgusting and entitled some people are.



 Lesson learned.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:41:00 AM
Kudos for noticing it takes a serious lack of self respect to confide and get involved with a LVM like Martini though.



 Couldnt have said it better myself.



 Thank God it didnt last long.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:51:18 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Yet he...uh....didn't send information that could compromise a married womans career. Why in God's name would somebody who respected themselves and their line of work do such a thing?



Funny that


 Right. I should have dug deeper into that background and talked to the exs sooner so I knew what kinda spiteful, pathological lying POS i was dealing with.  Very misplaced trust. I have no idea what I was thinking.



  Absolutely not my smartest move.  Sometimes it's easy forget how disgusting and entitled some people are.



 Lesson learned.

So you, and only you are to blame for your failures?



Bravo finally accepting your responsibility of your actions, because I don't know a single person who would be so stupid as to jeopardize their career to try and impress somebody who, by your own words, was nothing more then a friend by sending obscene pictures of mentally challenged adults via text message and deeming them "hilarious". That, in itself, is deplorable.



I do know he didn't even consider you a friend and referred to you as a "sick fuck". But that's neither here nor there.



Thru it all, at least you got Regged, right? ac_dance
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 07:53:29 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Kudos for noticing it takes a serious lack of self respect to confide and get involved with a LVM like Martini though.



 Couldnt have said it better myself.



 Thank God it didnt last long.

From the looks of it, it seems somebody is still dragging this out....



Martini doesn't really care, btw. He's playing Fortnite
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:01:53 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.

You're labouring under the assumption that he's the one doing the caring. Not some loser who is desperately trying to revive interest in a failed social media interest.


 I mean you can feel free to point to where anyone discusses him or his fucktardy until he...or anonymous guests and other handles start in about it.

You mean like we are doing now? While others are of the prevailing opinion that the person accused of being him is not actually him?



Ask yourself; why would anyone choose to name him specifically, when there are other more visible and identifiable posters about. Are these other people not sufficiently interesting enough to drive interest off their own back? Or are they in fact desirous of promulgating the belief that someone more polarising (and therefore more iconic than they) has joined the fray?



See, I have no problem in copping to my identity, even though I cannot be arsed to register given the shenanigans that took place in this forum the last time I was here. But the truth is you and everyone else (apart from a few with access to IP records and the willingness to crosscheck them) have no proof I am who has been claimed for me, even if I myself claim it. I mean, Caskur herself has claimed I've been responsible for a variety of posts made across multiple forums and only I and the person who actually made them knew for sure that she was full of shit. Everyone else was left to judge for themselves whether or not I was actually posting, or if it was someone trying to generate a bit of extra traffic their own persona had been maxed the fuck out of.



The same can be said of Martini. And I say this from a position of disagreeing with his methods, but also willing to admit that however base they might be regarded, they still cast a sufficient shadow over the efforts of the regulars to warrant even an imitator's efforts enough consideration to get the ball rolling for however many posts. That in and of itself affords him the status of "iconic", certainly more so than if someone was wildly fingerpointing at some random giiblet from years ago that absolutely nobody else remembered.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:10:04 AM
The nurse in the picture didnt find it obscene. Neither did I.



 And this key here so follow it, because you arent convincing anyone of your bullshit.



 I was wrong to trust the wrong person.



 Martini is 110 percent responsible for having a butt hurt shitty tantrum, telling multiple lies, chosing to attempt to get a woman with kids fired out of spite, and calling it a "clap back" .  This shit isnt normal. Normal people do not do that.



 Narcisstic abusers DO.



 He was literally begged by several people to NOT be a psycho harrasser and do something he did not have to do that could impact someones but went ahead and did it anyway because he is an absolute selfish POS.



 But it's pretty clear he is the kind trash who blames everyone else for HIS horrific vindictive actions because well "deeerrr you shouldnt have trusted me with fuck all, that'll learn ya!"  



 Certifiable.



 You may as well drop it, because no one really cares abd these manipulation tactics dont actually work.  There is absolutely no point in wasting any more posts or time on someone so disconnected from reality and so twisted with lies and manipulation attempts that they arent even stable enough to have basic life skills.



 Its honestly the saddest fucking shit I've ever seen.



 Finding someone as completely fucked up as Martini is like finding a 50 in the couch cushions. Only without any if the value or happiness.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:16:21 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.

You're labouring under the assumption that he's the one doing the caring. Not some loser who is desperately trying to revive interest in a failed social media interest.


 I mean you can feel free to point to where anyone discusses him or his fucktardy until he...or anonymous guests and other handles start in about it.

You mean like we are doing now? While others are of the prevailing opinion that the person accused of being him is not actually him?



Ask yourself; why would anyone choose to name him specifically, when there are other more visible and identifiable posters about. Are these other people not sufficiently interesting enough to drive interest off their own back? Or are they in fact desirous of promulgating the belief that someone more polarising (and therefore more iconic than they) has joined the fray?



See, I have no problem in copping to my identity, even though I cannot be arsed to register given the shenanigans that took place in this forum the last time I was here. But the truth is you and everyone else (apart from a few with access to IP records and the willingness to crosscheck them) have no proof I am who has been claimed for me, even if I myself claim it. I mean, Caskur herself has claimed I've been responsible for a variety of posts made across multiple forums and only I and the person who actually made them knew for sure that she was full of shit. Everyone else was left to judge for themselves whether or not I was actually posting, or if it was someone trying to generate a bit of extra traffic their own persona had been maxed the fuck out of.



The same can be said of Martini. And I say this from a position of disagreeing with his methods, but also willing to admit that however base they might be regarded, they still cast a sufficient shadow over the efforts of the regulars to warrant even an imitator's efforts enough consideration to get the ball rolling for however many posts. That in and of itself affords him the status of "iconic", certainly more so than if someone was wildly fingerpointing at some random giiblet from years ago that absolutely nobody else remembered.

 



 Definition of iconic

1: of, relating to, or having the characteristics of an icon

2a: widely recognized and well-established

an iconic brand name

b: widely known and acknowledged especially for distinctive excellence



 You gonna stand by this?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:28:34 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Kudos for noticing it takes a serious lack of self respect to confide and get involved with a LVM like Martini though.



 Couldnt have said it better myself.



 Thank God it didnt last long.

From the looks of it, it seems somebody is still dragging this out....



Martini doesn't really care, btw. He's playing Fortnite

Of course they're dragging it out. The Martini brand is virtually guaranteed to have such a result if you invoke it.



Iconic. Few enough can claim that kind of a result, most have to keep their finger in the pie to be remembered. But Martini is a rare exception... he could play Fortnight exclusively for the next ten years and people would still be yowling whenever his name came up.


Quote from: "Guest" Definition of iconic

1: of, relating to, or having the characteristics of an icon

2a: widely recognized and well-established

an iconic brand name

b: widely known and acknowledged especially for distinctive excellence



 You gonna stand by this?

Absolutely. Feel free to castigate it for all you're worth, but 2a: nails precisely what I was speaking to. His nym is in fact widely recognised and well established, he is an icon. In fact I could easily make a case for 2b: while we are ai it, being that he is widely known, frequently acknowledged and has especially proven distinctive excellence in pissing people like you off.



I suspect you are conflating "iconic" with something akin to "heroic". Don't.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:33:46 AM
Actually....



Narcissistic abusers blame everyone but themselves for the bullshit they get themselves into, then do everything in their power to manipulate everyone around them into believing their bullshit.



Martini contacted somebody's job to make sure the information he had wasn't going to get him into trouble. Fired or not fired, he didn't care either way. That is the cold, hard truth of the matter. It was a married, adult woman, who manipulated everyone, going as far as contacting the mother of his children, for ammunition to use on him on a message board.,which, the same married woman did before Martini contacted somebodies job.



From what I understand, all the lines were crossed by the married woman, who put a little bit too much stock into the things Martini was saying and, while trying to impress Martini with disgusting photographs of patients, failed to remember she had sent such information or recognize Martini was appalled.



One person, and one person alone is to blame for all that drama, and it isn't Martini. A married woman isn't some sort of catch in this day and age especially one with obvious mental issues and emotional damage.



Honestly, how could any confident man ever take a married woman, who drove out to him a handful of times, seriously? Or even fathom some sort of relationship with them when they are cheating on their own husband with them?



Sorry about your penis?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:34:50 AM
I'm going on the definition.  



 So a handful of people on a flame board find him to be a spazzy NPD douchebag who doesnt follow through with anything and sold 8 coffee mugs. 7 of them usable.



 If that's iconic .. I mean you know what have it.  It's actually really kinda sad so I dont even wanna bother arguing it.



 And here, everyone thinks Prince and Bowie when they hear "iconic".  I'll try not avoid tripping on definitions and standards.



 Lmao.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:54:53 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Actually....



Narcissistic abusers blame everyone but themselves for the bullshit they get themselves into, then do everything in their power to manipulate everyone around them into believing their bullshit.



Martini contacted somebody's job to make sure the information he had wasn't going to get him into trouble. Fired or not fired, he didn't care either way. That is the cold, hard truth of the matter. It was a married, adult woman, who manipulated everyone, going as far as contacting the mother of his children, for ammunition to use on him on a message board.,which, the same married woman did before Martini contacted somebodies job.



From what I understand, all the lines were crossed by the married woman, who put a little bit too much stock into the things Martini was saying and, while trying to impress Martini with disgusting photographs of patients, failed to remember she had sent such information or recognize Martini was appalled.



One person, and one person alone is to blame for all that drama, and it isn't Martini. A married woman isn't some sort of catch in this day and age especially one with obvious mental issues and emotional damage.



Honestly, how could any confident man ever take a married woman, who drove out to him a handful of times, seriously? Or even fathom some sort of relationship with them when they are cheating on their own husband with them?



Sorry about your penis?


 Really that's why he did it?



 Because I have several versions from him as to why.



 First it was the switch. Then because I talked to his ex. Then it was my naughty behavoir because apparently Murd put thoughts in my head. Then it was concern for the patient.  It just keeps changing.  I'm gonna add this to collection of bullshit justifications that just still keep growing. This is so ignorant it's insane.



 Do you think anyone buys the bullshit?  You think it's that good eh?  



 He is a textbook narcissist complete with excuses, gaslighting, pathological lying and abusive harrassment and the poor victim mentality cherry on the top.  



 All demonstrable, too.



 So just drop, yeah?  I figured he was gonna have me forever tied up in bullshit investigations, while incoherently shrieking to his ex that if her and talk it is "conspiracy against a federal witness(LMAO)" and acting like "HIPPA agents" were monitoring me.  This ocean of pathological bullshit was DEEP.



 So my "cuck"(husband i was seperated from and actually filed divorced with, who Martini needed to be a cuck because his self esteem is shit and he HAD create some drama, as always) and I decided it was safer if i quit. When someone has that level of unhinged audacity, it's best to just get the fuck out of their reach. But NONE of this bullshit interfered with me getting a wonderful reference.



 So essentailly Doves Cuck and myself have been working through things and I've been blessed to be able to be home with the kiddos and chill.  Not thinking or talking about that insanely dramatic mess.



 So WHY does this continue to be a topic?  Someone desperate for approval of their piggish fucked up actions?



 Because absolutely no one gives about this bullshit and no one is gonna approve of that.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:55:44 AM
And this is the last post I will make on this forum, because he's getting pissed off;



If these message boards are better off without him, why try to tempt him back? He is happy doing what he's doing and hasn't said a single word about these forums in a month. He just doesn't care.



You all need to move on and find somebody else to idolize.



Let it go
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 09:11:13 AM
Quote from: "Guest"And this is the last post I will make on this forum, because he's getting pissed off;



If these message boards are better off without him, why try to tempt him back? He is happy doing what he's doing and hasn't said a single word about these forums in a month. He just doesn't care.



You all need to move on and find somebody else to idolize.



Let it go


 I dont know why you are asking me this, because I really do not give a shit what that lying loser does. Dont care where he posts, either. Dont care if he is pissed either.  He is so full of shit he has no business being "pissed" after the entitled nasty shit he has pulled and the lies he has told.



 He is simply not valid.



 I'm not suprised that I take a bit of time away, come back, dont talk about him or go to where he us or anything and yet this topic seems to crop up, all passionately, from people who are "not Poofer" yet may as well be sharing a brain with him.



 If you think anything about these boards is "inconic", or "idol" worthy that speaks volumes about how lacking your reality is.  If you want him to be the coolest kid at the handicapped table, well lucky him....there is no line.



 Good luck!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 09:16:33 AM
Quote from: "Guest"I'm going on the definition.

So am I. And I've even gone to the trouble to explain to you how the definition agrees with my use of the word.



Not my fault if you don't understand English, or if you're so irate you want to continue to argue from a point of weakness with a person who is already on record as disagreeing with his methods. Or who has in their previous post warned you against conflating certain characteristics of one word with another.



This isn't the first time you and I have fenced on nomenclature, now is it?


Quote from: "Guest"
 And here, everyone thinks Prince and Bowie when they hear "iconic".

And rightly so. They too satisfy the definition in the strictest sense. Because they are well established and recognised names, widely known and acknowledged for distinctive excellence in what they did. That doesn't mean to say they were perfect, or even desirable to be around for any appreciable length of time. You would need a different word than "iconic" to measure that attribute.



If that seems pedantic, so what? I was encouraged to chase out the definitions of words from the Pocket Oxford dictionary from an early age. When encountering words not listed in that abridged tome, I would schlepp on down to the local library and pore over a copy of the Shorter Oxford dictionary. I grew up around various academics, read a ton of stuff for my own amusement and got to know the English language pretty well. Stood me in excellent stead when I entered secondary school and had to contend with things like emotive language, studies which are apparent to me that you never undertook (or failed to appreciate if you did).



No biggie, that's why we have this thing called "communication". You are attempting to shoehorn attributes into the word "iconic" which are not listed in the definition, I am letting you know that you are and encouraging you to use the word in its definitive sense and eschew any erroneous value added judgements for its meaning which are not provided for in the definition.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 09:29:30 AM
I'm literally only using the definition.



 I dont think being known by 20 people tops on these boards makes the use of the word "iconic" appropriate. And I'm sure the "excellence" part is debatable depending on excellence in what.



 If all it takes is being known and imitated on these boards, I mean....there are a lot of iconic people. Apparenting including my cuck husband, yeah?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 09:30:43 AM
Fortnite uses subliminal messages hidden inside the game code to make people become unhinged. Juts search youtube for Fortnite rage and meltdowns to see all the vids of people taking a video game way too seriously
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 09:36:47 AM
weird
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:37:57 AM
Quote from: "Guest"And this is the last post I will make on this forum, because he's getting pissed off;



If these message boards are better off without him, why try to tempt him back? He is happy doing what he's doing and hasn't said a single word about these forums in a month. He just doesn't care.



You all need to move on and find somebody else to idolize.



Let it go

Yeah, like that's ever going to happen in a hurry. Trust me, a month of non combative silence on my part did nothing to stop Erika from flipping the fuck right out, people were trolling her constantly in my absence while she leaked my PI at them in retaliation. She was reduced to doxxing her own kids barely two months into it and was repeatedly demanding of her tormentors that I vomit myself to death by the four month mark when I finally made my presence known on the boards. This year marks the fourth anniversary of it and my frequent absences from the fray have had about as much bearing on her state of mind as my attempts to be reasonable have, or indeed my slapping her down whenever she started getting lippy.



Martini will be no different. Even if the pair of them were to come out and claim the whole spectacle was a troll from start to finish, there would still be those who would afford the drama the ring of truth. He'll be remembered long after Dove becomes a footnote. Too many bruised egos to let it die, even should he and Dove shuffle off the face of the earth tomorrow, there'll be people throwing out his nym on the offchance it will get a reaction.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:54:52 AM
The thing is, SC?



 I dont care. Have you ever been involved at all with a Narcissist?  If you have, than you know they boomerang. Its kind if a shocker if they dont.



 So when I'm completely ignoring this guy, posting about other shit, moving on from all that shit, I get these really upset people coming to me as his mouth peice ranting about it. The funny part is, every one of them talks exactly like him. Same wonky line of logic, same excuses and lies, same gaslighting.



 It's not rocket science, SC. But I'll play a long and pretend I dont know. To be honest i dont even gaf.



 What he did was unbelievably fucked up and he is a real shit bag, sure.  But it's not like I'm fucking afraid of him or worried about him breaking the law. I dont care where and how he posts, if he crosses that boundary again I will retaliate.



 If no one ever brought this up, it would die.



 Like I said I met up a few times with a guy who turned out to be a pathological liar and a whack job. Nothing extraordinary here.



 I can view him like the other hooker on the corner, I'm good....as long as he stays in his lane, doesnt cross any boundaries or continue ranting on about a situation im conpletely over, there is absolutely nothing for him to worry about.



 I'm not the first person to hook up with a psycho.  It's really not a big deal.  I WOULD advise anyone to use caution as he does brag about having everyones PI.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 11:07:08 AM
And honestly? I hope he DOES get remembered here after I'm a "footnote".  



 I'm unsure why you felt the need to say that, it's a really bizzare thing to say. Was that some sort of insult?



 Am I supposed to feel bad if I'm forgettable on these forums?  Honestly?,
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 11:28:10 AM
Quote from: "Guest"And honestly? I hope he DOES get remembered here after I'm a "footnote".  



 I'm unsure why you felt the need to say that, it's a really bizzare thing to say. Was that some sort of insult?



 Am I supposed to feel bad if I'm forgettable on these forums?  Honestly?,


He writes HEAPS of bizarre stuff.



He is very, very, strange.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: "Guest"The thing is, SC?



 I dont care. Have you ever been involved at all with a Narcissist?  If you have, than you know they boomerang. Its kind if a shocker if they dont.

There's one who has posted between your post and mine. Involves herself at every turn, irrespective of whether we we are talking about her, to her, or ignoring her utterly.


Quote from: "Guest" So when I'm completely ignoring this guy, posting about other shit, moving on from all that shit, I get these really upset people coming to me as his mouth peice ranting about it. The funny part is, every one of them talks exactly like him. Same wonky line of logic, same excuses and lies, same gaslighting.

More or less the same deal as I've been copping for the last three years. Dove's comments to me were a carbon copy of HCTroubles and pretty much everyone in between who elected to weigh in in an attempt to appeal to my reason.




Quote from: "Guest" It's not rocket science, SC. But I'll play a long and pretend I dont know. To be honest i dont even gaf.



 What he did was unbelievably fucked up and he is a real shit bag, sure.  But it's not like I'm fucking afraid of him or worried about him breaking the law. I dont care where and how he posts, if he crosses that boundary again I will retaliate.

And now you understand my reply over at FT on the same topic.




Quote from: "Guest" If no one ever brought this up, it would die.

Correct. But as you are no doubt discovering, it can and will be brought up. Repeatedly. Because trolls and selt-styled flamers alike think it worthy of comment, particularly if it gets a rise out of one or both of the principle parties. And with a dearth of creatively minded people posting nowadays, the absolute best we can expect out of those who remain is the same bullshit playbook because it gets runs on the board.



THE MOR0N found out to The Retard Farm's cost what pursuing the same-o same-o achieved. As did Bawk Mall. As Sperging Groundz is failing to learn as its forum fractures under shit that they similarly have no apparent control over (but wishes they did).


Quote from: "Guest" Like I said I met up a few times with a guy who turned out to be a pathological liar and a whack job. Nothing extraordinary here.



 I can view him like the other hooker on the corner, I'm good....as long as he stays in his lane, doesnt cross any boundaries or continue ranting on about a situation im conpletely over, there is absolutely nothing for him to worry about.



 I'm not the first person to hook up with a psycho.  It's really not a big deal.  I WOULD advise anyone to use caution as he does brag about having everyones PI.

Yeah well.... hindsight is 20/20. I should have paid more attention to Zeropoint's reluctance to hand his PI on the form of his facebook name over to Erika. There's echoes of the same reluctance I had in allowing Feral to get my phone number in the run up to Freud going to swap bodily fluids with her over ten years ago. I'm surely not the first person (even at this forum) to entrust their PI to the Wrong People. Bricktop I know has me beat there for sure and I'm sure he regrets registering at BH with his personal email only to have HCTrouble run background checks on it to see what other forums he was registered at... and why.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 07, 2020, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: "Guest"Fortnite uses subliminal messages hidden inside the game code to make people become unhinged. Juts search youtube for Fortnite rage and meltdowns to see all the vids of people taking a video game way too seriously




Fortnite is how the gaming community keeps sexual predators off the streets and away from sunlight



true story
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 09:08:54 PM
If Mar~Teeny~Weenie put as much focus into a career field instead of these childish podcasts and failed merchandise marketing adventures... he might actually be successful.  But when you fail at life you can be successful in your own mind online....



You know what's iconic?  Watching 2 females out of the game for 5+ years reduce this jackass into begging for mercy.



Trolls rule, flamer droll BITCH  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 09:47:15 PM
I used to date Martini right after I went blind



He always smelled pretty bad
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: "Guest"If Mar~Teeny~Weenie put as much focus into a career field instead of these childish podcasts and failed merchandise marketing adventures... he might actually be successful.  But when you fail at life you can be successful in your own mind online....



You know what's iconic?  Watching 2 females out of the game for 5+ years reduce this jackass into begging for mercy.



Trolls rule, flamer droll BITCH  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

And yet those two white females both hooked up with him
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Odinson on January 07, 2020, 10:29:49 PM
Women shouldnt have the right to vote.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:33:08 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Women shouldnt have the right to vote.

Some women shouldn't, that's for fucking sure.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: "Poofer's Bitches"
And yet those two white females both hooked up with him


He also claims his cock is large, so I wouldn't believe anything he says.  I saw the pic.  



best,



Oak
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:51:32 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Poofer's Bitches"
And yet those two white females both hooked up with him


He also claims his cock is large, so I wouldn't believe anything he says.  I saw the pic.  



best,



Oak

Is that really you Oak?



If it is.

 ac_hithere
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:58:28 PM
I need a good Netflix&Chill recommend.  Has anyone seen Don't Fuck With Cats yet?  It looks interesting.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 11:16:12 PM
Quote from: "Guest"I need a good Netflix&Chill recommend.  Has anyone seen Don't Fuck With Cats yet?  It looks interesting.

Oh about Luka Magnotta.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 11:34:59 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Poofer's Bitches"
And yet those two white females both hooked up with him


He also claims his cock is large, so I wouldn't believe anything he says.  I saw the pic.  



best,



Oak

Is that really you Oak?

Of course not. :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 11:40:58 PM
Hi Peaches. I just got blown off my owners face



Wanna hookup?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 11:48:00 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Poofer's Bitches"
And yet those two white females both hooked up with him


He also claims his cock is large, so I wouldn't believe anything he says.  I saw the pic.  



best,



Oak

Is that really you Oak?

Of course not. :001_rolleyes:

I doubted it too, but I just thought I'd ask.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:04:12 AM
...I can't believe how anyone could allow the antics of a clown like King Martini could get the best of them, Fashionista.



Surely there must be a boundary in life where Internet fantasy & the real world where the 2 remain distinct & separate. In other words don't allow the fantasy to invade one's llfe, consume & take over it.



In a way, it was partially Dovey's fault that she allowed KM to manipulate & control her like he did.



KM seems like a somewhat deranged & sociopathic individual.



Given the nature of his rants, I seriously wonder if he's starting to show the early signs of syphillitic dementia. He seemed very deluded & prone to sudden moid changes.



He often bragged about how many chix he banged in Asian Massage parlors.



So he's a good candidate for the disease.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:46:13 AM
Quote from: "The Way I see it"...I can't believe how anyone could allow the antics of a clown like King Martini could get the best of them, Fashionista.



Surely there must be a boundary in life where Internet fantasy & the real world where the 2 remain distinct & separate. In other words don't allow the fantasy to invade one's llfe, consume & take over it.



In a way, it was partially Dovey's fault that she allowed KM to manipulate & control her like he did.



KM seems like a somewhat deranged & sociopathic individual.



Given the nature of his rants, I seriously wonder if he's starting to show the early signs of syphillitic dementia. He seemed very deluded & prone to sudden moid changes.



He often bragged about how many chix he banged in Asian Massage parlors.



So he's a good candidate for the disease.


except there isn't a woman alive who could have sex with him without her vagina slamming shut like a steel bear trap
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "The Way I see it"...I can't believe how anyone could allow the antics of a clown like King Martini could get the best of them, Fashionista.



Surely there must be a boundary in life where Internet fantasy & the real world where the 2 remain distinct & separate. In other words don't allow the fantasy to invade one's llfe, consume & take over it.



In a way, it was partially Dovey's fault that she allowed KM to manipulate & control her like he did.



KM seems like a somewhat deranged & sociopathic individual.



Given the nature of his rants, I seriously wonder if he's starting to show the early signs of syphillitic dementia. He seemed very deluded & prone to sudden moid changes.



He often bragged about how many chix he banged in Asian Massage parlors.



So he's a good candidate for the disease.


except there isn't a woman alive who could have sex with him without her vagina slamming shut like a steel bear trap

Same thing with Joe.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:56:37 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Of course not. :001_rolleyes:


I'm hungry.  



best,



Oak
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:12:21 AM
Peaches PM me, I have a topic I would like to pick with you!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:16:07 AM
Quote from: "Micheal Jackson's nose"Peaches PM me, I have a topic I would like to pick with you!

I have to admit, this one is pretty good.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:24:03 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "The Way I see it"...I can't believe how anyone could allow the antics of a clown like King Martini could get the best of them, Fashionista.



Surely there must be a boundary in life where Internet fantasy & the real world where the 2 remain distinct & separate. In other words don't allow the fantasy to invade one's llfe, consume & take over it.



In a way, it was partially Dovey's fault that she allowed KM to manipulate & control her like he did.



KM seems like a somewhat deranged & sociopathic individual.



Given the nature of his rants, I seriously wonder if he's starting to show the early signs of syphillitic dementia. He seemed very deluded & prone to sudden moid changes.



He often bragged about how many chix he banged in Asian Massage parlors.



So he's a good candidate for the disease.


except there isn't a woman alive who could have sex with him without her vagina slamming shut like a steel bear trap


Unless you're Dovey and have a thing for dirty needles and soiled mattresses.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:30:13 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "The Way I see it"...I can't believe how anyone could allow the antics of a clown like King Martini could get the best of them, Fashionista.



Surely there must be a boundary in life where Internet fantasy & the real world where the 2 remain distinct & separate. In other words don't allow the fantasy to invade one's llfe, consume & take over it.



In a way, it was partially Dovey's fault that she allowed KM to manipulate & control her like he did.



KM seems like a somewhat deranged & sociopathic individual.



Given the nature of his rants, I seriously wonder if he's starting to show the early signs of syphillitic dementia. He seemed very deluded & prone to sudden moid changes.



He often bragged about how many chix he banged in Asian Massage parlors.



So he's a good candidate for the disease.


except there isn't a woman alive who could have sex with him without her vagina slamming shut like a steel bear trap


Unless you're Dovey and have a thing for dirty needles and soiled mattresses.

She has a thing for bad decisions and playing a victim. She is a mess.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:42:26 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Micheal Jackson's nose"Peaches PM me, I have a topic I would like to pick with you!

I have to admit, this one is pretty good.


Nasty
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:21:34 AM
Quote from: "The Way I see it"...I can't believe how anyone could allow the antics of a clown like King Martini could get the best of them, Fashionista.



Surely there must be a boundary in life where Internet fantasy & the real world where the 2 remain distinct & separate. In other words don't allow the fantasy to invade one's llfe, consume & take over it.



In a way, it was partially Dovey's fault that she allowed KM to manipulate & control her like he did.



KM seems like a somewhat deranged & sociopathic individual.



Given the nature of his rants, I seriously wonder if he's starting to show the early signs of syphillitic dementia. He seemed very deluded & prone to sudden moid changes.



He often bragged about how many chix he banged in Asian Massage parlors.



So he's a good candidate for the disease.


 The reason it became such a drama and why he pulled his crazy bullshit is because I would NOT let him manipulate and control me.



 Had I permitted that, there would have been no issues. That is how people like work.  The only reason this nonsense hit the boards is because he needs to the court of public opinion to validate him.  When a narcissist cant control, they want to control how other people see you.



 That whole mess was entirely about manipulation. Like most narcissists, he thinks all other people are just extensions of himself.



 He told me once he thinks most people are really stupid and has 5 categories of people.  So he legit sees other humans as different kinds of mindless chess pieces and sees himself as some super intellect, super cool master that everyone fawns over.  I thought it was his "character"....its actually exactly how he is.



 It's a pretty bad case of arrested development that he thinks materialism and objectifying women in their early 20s is something other men admire. It's all a mess.  Sociopathy is pretty accurate.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:31:53 AM
But Dovey, to be a flame icon you have to be willing to uproot and relocate right after after a troll pops your cybersex cherry.  This is science.  You should have known better.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:39:25 AM
Quote from: "Guest"But Dovey, to be a flame icon you have to be willing to uproot and relocate right after after a troll pops your cybersex cherry.  This is science.  You should have known better.


  ac_toofunny



 Nooooooooo.



 And yes I should have known better, for sure.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:40:38 AM
Martini couldn't afford a bus ticket from Chicago to Flint, MI!

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Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:46:13 AM
Quote from: "Guest"I need a good Netflix&Chill recommend.  Has anyone seen Don't Fuck With Cats yet?  It looks interesting.


 Yeess! And it was very interesting, albeit it has a few disturbing scenes.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:53:33 AM
I'm so stiff with crust that greasy fuck can't even close the futon anymore!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:56:55 AM
He uses me as his kitchen table! There's so many ketchup stains I look like a crime scene!

Ohhh I can't wait to retire on the side of a curb in North Chicago-
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:05:50 AM
That crusty bastard used Febreze on me once and it fled from me like water off a windshield treated with Rain-X going 100mph.



The broke fuck would get the joke if he had a car.



They don't use Rain-X on busses-
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:07:47 AM
I was sent to Vitriol.



Vitriol never attempted to glue me back together, he just threw me into the trash.



I was made of the finest porcelain money could buy.



I cracked into a million pieces.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:09:17 AM
Having a fling with Martini is worse than hooking up with a bulldyke with a U-haul.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: "Martini's Mattress"That crusty bastard used Febreze on me once and it fled from me like water off a windshield treated with Rain-X going 100mph.



The broke fuck would get the joke if he had a car.



They don't use Rain-X on busses-


I'd offer some soap, bro, but he can't afford any-
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:19:46 AM
I left KM's house. it was too dirty even for me.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:28:17 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"I need a good Netflix&Chill recommend.  Has anyone seen Don't Fuck With Cats yet?  It looks interesting.


 Yeess! And it was very interesting, albeit it has a few disturbing scenes.




My favorite part was when they reveal Martini as the serial killer.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:35:42 AM
Quote from: "A Cockroach"I left KM's house. it was too dirty even for me.


Me and my family are sticking around after we jumped his half dead cat
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:38:18 AM
Quote from: "Mr Mouse"
Quote from: "A Cockroach"I left KM's house. it was too dirty even for me.


Me and my family are sticking around after we jumped his half dead cat


Hey! Shit under me, not on top of me! Damn! Things are bad enough here-
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:39:54 AM
Help
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:43:55 AM
Martini hates me  :sad:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:55:10 AM
Dear Fash,



The internet is exploding with trolls and it's all your fault.  You must end the shitz & gigglez right now.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:59:13 AM
Fupa. Can you help me?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: "Fupa"Dear Fash,



The internet is exploding with trolls and it's all your fault.  You must end the shitz & gigglez right now.

Stop having a few laughs now and I mean it.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:04:55 PM
I cant meow anymore
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:14:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpYgpF1bqQ
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: "Martini's cat"I cant meow anymore

No meowing allowed.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Stop having a few laughs now and I mean it.

 :laugh:


Trying to reason with me is like trying to baptize a cat.  I will ban you! Don't test me!!!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:22:13 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Martini's cat"I cant meow anymore

No meowing allowed.

You have to draw the line some where.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:32:13 PM
Quote from: "Kevin's bed bugs"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpYgpF1bqQ


 Please stop eating the sheets.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 12:43:21 PM
I got liver cancer because Martini put my poster in his bathroom.



 Now the children will boogie. And avenge me.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:00:04 PM
Be on the look out for the Martini's mold in the mornings podcast



available on patreon
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:06:09 PM
Hey guys, just got back from the doctor and apparently I'm not broken.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:08:35 PM
I dont think Kevin brushes his teeth before he puts me in his mouth  :yuk:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:12:41 PM
Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:44:37 PM
Quote from: "Nintendo switch"Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!


Your courage in speaking your Truth is an inspiration to switches 'round the world, Sister Switch.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Frood on January 08, 2020, 01:46:55 PM
Quote from: "Nintendo switch"Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!


 ac_biggrin squirrel aids....  :laugh:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 02:01:27 PM
Dad, why are you telling everyone I have autism? Gimme my switch back!  You didn't even buy me shit for Christmas.  I recognized mom's handwriting on the presents she gave me for Christmas from you, punkass :sad:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:13:23 PM
*knock knock*



"Hello?"



"Rents due"
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:16:35 PM
Can somebody update me?



I hate being called old
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:22:12 PM
Mommy mommy breast feed meeeeeeee
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:58:13 PM
Mom, it's been years since you seen me.



Where are you?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:59:50 PM
Hello!!!



Have you met my friend eviction?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: "Switches Against Abuse"
Quote from: "Nintendo switch"Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!


Your courage in speaking your Truth is an inspiration to switches 'round the world, Sister Switch.

I've heard that Dovey has been been caught on video clubbing baby switches.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 12:21:52 AM
Dagnabbit sons of bitches!  SONS OF BITCHES!!!! What in the criminy hell????  



I exit the pearly gates afterlife for a peek and I'm greeted by the shit show specticle of atrocity that was my house!  Those degenerate, freeloading, good for NOTHIN' grandsons of mine ain't worth a lick!  Those pansie asses left me in that nursing home to rot and I already had that dipshit K-Fraud shut-in livin' in MY basement.  Playing video games all hours of the night and day while his pretty wife had to take all those kids on her own.  His mama fucked him up REAL good and never stuck her titty in his mouth.  That's why that little faggot can't keep a good woman!



Now get these god damn cockroaches, rats, squirrels with the faggot's disease, and backalley street walkers off my property!  Or I'll make for damn sure none of you make it up here with me in the clouds.  Y'all gonna burn in hell for this!



And for fucksake Jesus H. Christ put my poor cat out of her misery!  Or it's gone be Eye for an Eye, Sons of Bitches!
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 12:34:09 AM
Kids eh. What the heck do you do.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 07:04:15 AM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "ThugLife"I'm fucking dying here  :roll:


Does anyone actually read his drivel?



Simple answer, no.



He wouldn't even have a handful of followers.



Now me, I have thousands of followers and he hates that.


Lemmings don't count as followers
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: kiebers on January 09, 2020, 07:06:36 AM
:laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 07:15:11 AM
I understand Martini got upset when AOC was elected to congress, cuz he couldn't get elected as a dog catcher in a one bitch town.



As they are both bartenders, one would think they'd have a kinship besides getting laid back in the cooler.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 07:49:50 AM
Quote from: "granny's knickers"I understand Martini got upset when AOC was elected to congress, cuz he couldn't get elected as a dog catcher in a one bitch town.



As they are both bartenders, one would think they'd have a kinship besides getting laid back in the cooler.


Kevin couldn't get laid if he was a carpet.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 07:51:32 AM
Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 07:54:05 AM
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.


That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 08:10:46 AM
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.


That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.


When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 08:14:59 AM
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.


That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.


When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.


I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 08:26:11 AM
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.


That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.


When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.


I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.


How is that possible when he never shows up for his shifts?
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 08:43:18 AM
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.


That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.


When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.


I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.


How is that possible when he never shows up for his shifts?


He cums and goes, so to speak.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 09:17:49 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"
Quote from: "Kevin's Boss"
Quote from: "Kevin's Co-Worker"Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.


That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.


When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.


I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.


How is that possible when he never shows up for his shifts?


He cums and goes, so to speak.


Only when he gargles.
Title: Re: King Martini
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: "Guest"Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.




Let's just hope that people are smart and avoid him and his "new forum" like the plague.  The warning signs are CLEAR that he isn't in charge of his life or mental health.... how the hell is he gonna manage the needs of a forum community without coming completely unhinged and ending up in prison. #SMH
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