Title: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:00:55 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:00:55 AM
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
I am quickly losing any love for this house. I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on. Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 03:02:03 AM
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 03:02:03 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:03:52 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:03:52 AM
Family?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
None. I roll solo...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 03:04:49 AM
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 03:04:49 AM
Family?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
None. I roll solo...
No, the ants.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:08:40 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:08:40 AM
This place has been a nightmare that has been fighting me every step of the way for the last couple months. I love the area, but hate this fucking house. I am not skilled enough to do a complete reno.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 03:10:21 AM
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 03:10:21 AM
This is no laughing matter!Quote from: "Mel"
This place has been a nightmare that has been fighting me every step of the way for the last couple months. I love the area, but hate this fucking house. I am not skilled enough to do a complete reno.
Sorry. You walked right into that one!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 03:39:11 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 03:39:11 AM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
I am quickly losing any love for this house. I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on. Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.
Just get some decent ant bait, silly. It'll cost about $80 (might be cheaper where you live)
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:44:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:44:25 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 03:56:24 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 03:56:24 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
You'd like me to stick my nose in your bizzness but you're only a notch above a hobo and don't have a bizzness....
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:59:49 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:59:49 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
Aha, so I
Dib dib dib...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:05:21 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:05:21 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
Aha, so Ididconvince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!
Dib dib dib...
Never happened Summie.
Get sober buddy.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:15:15 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:15:15 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
Aha, so Ididconvince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!
Dib dib dib...
Never happened Summie.
Sure it happened. Right before she started repeatedly plastering Doomsday posts littered with ATVile's details all over the forums there. So she's a spammer as well as a PI merchant.
Strange, isn't that what I'm supposed to have been a master of "V-Agent"?
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:19:46 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:19:46 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
Aha, so Ididconvince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!
Dib dib dib...
Never happened Summie.
Get sober buddy.
I'm sorry for ironing your furry Cosplay chaps. Please come home. Your other mother and I are worried about you...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:24:51 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:24:51 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
Aha, so Ididconvince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!
Dib dib dib...
Never happened Summie.
Get sober buddy.
Hi V-Agent. Long time no see.
Do you think Dum Sum had some homoerotic feelings for you and wanted to rub his grubby shit encrusted fingernails through your lovely long goldened locks?
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:33:22 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:33:22 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:34:53 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:34:53 AM
Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.Quote from: "Guest":evilthoughts2:
You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.
Aha, so Ididconvince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!
Dib dib dib...
Never happened Summie.
Get sober buddy.
Hi V-Agent. Long time no see.ac_hithere
Do you think Dum Sum had some homoerotic feelings for you and wanted to rub his grubby shit encrusted fingernails through your lovely long goldened locks?
Nothing compares to eating your cooking and teasing my hair with the watery remains while you tell me in your husky little way on speaker phone that you want to put your lightening rods into my tunnel of turd love, baby...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:38:06 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:38:06 AM
Do better.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:42:52 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:42:52 AM
You cannot write for shit pal.Quote from: "caskur"
Do better.
You cut me to the core, swampdonkey! I thought we had something bewteeful togetha?
You're out of my will! Blackmuse is going to get my pewter buttplug figurines of GOT's dragons...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:43:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:43:06 AM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
I am quickly losing any love for this house. I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on. Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.
Mobil homes are under rated. Seriously.
Have you tried lemon essentail oil? Ant traps? They work.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:45:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:45:24 AM
Come back V-Agent, we miss you especially when you outdo Dum Sum's scrollbombs with you reader digest short stories. Blackmuse would LOVE it if you returned.Quote from: "caskur"
Yes V-Agent, come back do. It has been so long since we had a good old chuckle about Caskunt's pretense of selling "art" at four times the pricepoint of H.R. Giger's Landscape XX, only to presumably defraud the Australian Tax Office by not declaring any of her income!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:46:50 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 04:46:50 AM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
I am quickly losing any love for this house. I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on. Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.
Mobil homes are under rated. Seriously.
Have you tried lemon essentail oil? Ant traps? They work.
No, they don't... you have to kill the Queen.... the baits kill the Queen because the workers carry the bait back to her.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:50:31 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:50:31 AM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
I am quickly losing any love for this house. I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on. Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.
Mobil homes are under rated. Seriously.
Have you tried lemon essentail oil? Ant traps? They work.
No, they don't... you have to kill the Queen.... the baits kill the Queen because the workers carry the bait back to her.
That's what is in ant traps. And the oil repels them.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 05:00:45 AM
Post by: caskur on January 07, 2020, 05:00:45 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:03:51 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:03:51 AM
He needs a permanent solution not a bandaid one. .Quote from: "caskur"
I'm literally agreeing with what you said. Ant traps have the poison bait in them. To kill the queen.
The oil will repel more bugs from setting up shop in his house.
Make sense?
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 05:06:01 AM
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2020, 05:06:01 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:29:17 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:29:17 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:30:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:30:13 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:56:56 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 08:56:56 AM
No, they don't... you have to kill the Queen
Better get Ellen Ripley to do that.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 02:22:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 02:22:27 PM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
Do you want to get rid of your ants?
Drown them with your fucking tears.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:47:57 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 03:47:57 PM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
Do you want to get rid of your ants?
Drown them with your fucking tears.
Great handle.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:43:14 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 04:43:14 PM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 07, 2020, 05:35:28 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 07, 2020, 05:35:28 PM
Worrying that they gonna go iceskating on your brain?
Fuck glad that ain't me tho
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:36:47 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 05:36:47 PM
...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.Quote from: "Mel"
They appeared more recently. I don't have much out to attract them.
I am quickly losing any love for this house. I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on. Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.
...now ya know.
Oh well.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:07:11 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2020, 10:07:11 PM
Can you imagine not having a nose and dealing with an ant infestation?Quote from: "ThugLife"
Worrying that they gonna go iceskating on your brain?
Fuck glad that ain't me tho
Whites noses are too big. However a big snout is better than no snout at all.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 06:07:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 06:07:25 AM
So far, they don't seem to like my kitchen area as much as they did, so it is working. It had taken them a few hours to "learn" that they don't want to come here anymore, so we'll see what happens over time...
One must always be vigilant, and protect borders always!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:33:31 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:33:31 AM
I ran into town today, to get products that will fight off the illegal immigration of ants into a home that they're not welcomed in.Quote from: "Mel"
So far, they don't seem to like my kitchen area as much as they did, so it is working. It had taken them a few hours to "learn" that they don't want to come here anymore, so we'll see what happens over time...
One must always be vigilant, and protect borders always!(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/tMgMQTQ/IMG-3117.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/tMgMQTQ/IMG-3117.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Do they live in the walls/wood of the house?
You oughta call the Orkin Man/Pest Contol, Mel, if there's one in your area.
He'd be able to tell you where the source of the problem is.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:45:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:45:06 AM
So far, ants seem to be getting my message.
One must strike hard, and strike fast, when dealing with any problem such as this.
They cannot be permitted to feel welcomed in a place they don't belong in.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:48:38 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:48:38 AM
I'll call in the pro's when all else fails.Quote from: "Mel"
So far, ants seem to be getting my message.
One must strike hard, and strike fast, when dealing with any problem such as this.
They cannot be permitted to feel welcomed in a place they don't belong in.
We've never had a problem with insects in the middle of winter.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:53:47 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:53:47 AM
We've never had a problem with insects in the middle of winter.
In BC, ants and mice can be a year round problem, due to the milder weather...
Strike hard, and strike fast!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:56:26 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 08:56:26 AM
We've never had a problem with insects in the middle of winter.
In BC, ants and mice can be a year round problem, due to the milder weather...
Strike hard, and strike fast!
Speaking of weather, it's going to get dangerously cold here.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:04:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:04:24 AM
Speaking of weather, it's going to get dangerously cold here.
I know how it get there. Even here in the Koots, with small population numbers, there is a hefty "tax" to live in this area, and Province in general...
Most of Canada is not a nice place to live in weatherwise...
The US is better.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:09:40 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:09:40 AM
Safe, effective, no harsh chemicals
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:10:18 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:10:18 AM
Speaking of weather, it's going to get dangerously cold here.
I know how it get there. Even here in the Koots, with small population numbers, there is a hefty "tax" to live in this area, and Province in general...
Most of Canada is not a nice place to live in weatherwise...
The US is better.
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:15:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:15:00 AM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:18:59 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 09:18:59 AM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
The weather we will be getting won't be fun..
But, I'm going to Taiwan soon.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:29:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 01:29:30 PM
DOH! You just rent an aardvark for a weekend and "BOOM", no more ants.Quote from: "The answer man"
Safe, effective, no harsh chemicals
Or he could save the rental fee and just bore them to death with one of his never ending sob stories.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 02:45:23 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 02:45:23 PM
DOH! You just rent an aardvark for a weekend and "BOOM", no more ants.Quote from: "The answer man"
Safe, effective, no harsh chemicals
Or he could save the rental fee and just bore them to death with one of his never ending sob stories.
I can't help, but think you are mocking me with that handle.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:10:08 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 03:10:08 PM
We've never had a problem with insects in the middle of winter.
In BC, ants and mice can be a year round problem, due to the milder weather...
Strike hard, and strike fast!
Speaking of weather, it's going to get dangerously cold here.
How cold?
And when, Fashionista?
Wanna know so I can get ready for the cold weather in Vancouver.
Calgary & Vancouver generally share the same weather patterns eh.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Odinson on January 08, 2020, 11:10:50 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 08, 2020, 11:10:50 PM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
The weather we will be getting won't be fun..
But, I'm going to Taiwan soon.
ac_smile
You going to Taiwan..
Maybe you see my taiwanese cousin.. Mr. Yu-Ha Odisan.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Frood on January 08, 2020, 11:18:36 PM
Post by: Frood on January 08, 2020, 11:18:36 PM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
The weather we will be getting won't be fun..
But, I'm going to Taiwan soon.
ac_smile
You going to Taiwan..
Maybe you see my taiwanese cousin.. Mr. Yu-Ha Odisan.
Any relation to U-Haul Odi-san?
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:20:21 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2020, 11:20:21 PM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
The weather we will be getting won't be fun..
But, I'm going to Taiwan soon.
ac_smile
You going to Taiwan..
Maybe you see my taiwanese cousin.. Mr. Yu-Ha Odisan.
Does he live in Tainan city where I'm going?
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Odinson on January 09, 2020, 12:44:32 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 09, 2020, 12:44:32 AM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
The weather we will be getting won't be fun..
But, I'm going to Taiwan soon.
ac_smile
You going to Taiwan..
Maybe you see my taiwanese cousin.. Mr. Yu-Ha Odisan.
Does he live in Tainan city where I'm going?
:laugh:
...Yes....
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 12:45:39 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 12:45:39 AM
You'll get this deep freeze too, but not as severe as here.
Not so much here...
We get enough snow here, but temps don't ever dip much below freezing in Southern BC.
The weather we will be getting won't be fun..
But, I'm going to Taiwan soon.
ac_smile
You going to Taiwan..
Maybe you see my taiwanese cousin.. Mr. Yu-Ha Odisan.
Does he live in Tainan city where I'm going?
:laugh:
...Yes....
I'll be sure to drop in and say hello on your behalf.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 09, 2020, 02:38:09 AM
Post by: caskur on January 09, 2020, 02:38:09 AM
I ran into town today, to get products that will fight off the illegal immigration of ants into a home that they're not welcomed in.Quote from: "Mel"
So far, they don't seem to like my kitchen area as much as they did, so it is working. It had taken them a few hours to "learn" that they don't want to come here anymore, so we'll see what happens over time...
One must always be vigilant, and protect borders always!(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/tMgMQTQ/IMG-3117.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/tMgMQTQ/IMG-3117.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Do they live in the walls/wood of the house?
You oughta call the Orkin Man/Pest Contol, Mel, if there's one in your area.
He'd be able to tell you where the source of the problem is.
What you bought up there is supermarket grade. What I was talking about you buying was Pest Control guy grade.
You might see your ants return within a month.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 02:50:07 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 02:50:07 AM
What you bought up there is supermarket grade. What I was talking about you buying was Pest Control guy grade.
You might see your ants return within a month.
The entire kitchen is being gutted sometime this month (hopefully), as I have a custom kitchen builder building my shit right now.
When the time comes for me to tear this shit out, I will have a better idea as to what needs to be done!
Since I have no children or pets, and am not a tree hugger either, I am not adverse to using any means/chemicals necessary to handle the problem once and for all!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: caskur on January 09, 2020, 02:57:23 AM
Post by: caskur on January 09, 2020, 02:57:23 AM
What you bought up there is supermarket grade. What I was talking about you buying was Pest Control guy grade.
You might see your ants return within a month.
The entire kitchen is being gutted sometime this month (hopefully), as I have a custom kitchen builder building my shit right now.
When the time comes for me to tear this shit out, I will have a better idea as to what needs to be done!
Since I have no children or pets, and am not a tree hugger either, I am not adverse to using any means/chemicals necessary to handle the problem once and for all!
Ants are a huge problem where I live in Perth Western Australia...
We pissfarted around with supermarket grade ant riders for a few years until someone told me to go get some professional grade ant killer at the hardware store.
We took their advice .
It worked.
Something to think about if you stay where you are for a good length of time.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 03:05:05 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 03:05:05 AM
That said, ants will usually only enter a home if there's something there to attract them. These older cupboards probably have bits of shit in them that ants like, and they seem to like the sink also...
That all gets ripped out soon.
In Canada, we are stuck with what we can buy at the store, unless you have a Pesticide licence, which you generally only can get if you are actually employed in that field.
That said, even those chemicals are weak. DDT was just fine, and it worked!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 03:11:33 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 03:11:33 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 05:01:34 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 05:01:34 AM
Look, I smoke while I'm refueling, and don't give a fuck about climate change BS.
Lead had it's purposes, and wasn't as bad as made out.
Neither was asbestos.
I also drink water that is sourced from my own personal well!
So I know what's up... I drink the same water that I pour my shit into, literally.
I want my DDT!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2020, 06:23:38 AM
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2020, 06:23:38 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 06:38:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 06:38:13 AM
What you bought up there is supermarket grade. What I was talking about you buying was Pest Control guy grade.
You might see your ants return within a month.
The entire kitchen is being gutted sometime this month (hopefully), as I have a custom kitchen builder building my shit right now.
When the time comes for me to tear this shit out, I will have a better idea as to what needs to be done!
Since I have no children or pets, and am not a tree hugger either, I am not adverse to using any means/chemicals necessary to handle the problem once and for all!
Ants are a huge problem where I live in Perth Western Australia...
We pissfarted around with supermarket grade ant riders for a few years until someone told me to go get some professional grade ant killer at the hardware store.
We took their advice .
It worked.
Something to think about if you stay where you are for a good length of time.
My daughter is in Australia right now. Her actor boyfriend is from there and they went back during his break from shooting a tv series in England to visit his family while she is on break from film school. Don't get me started... that child should be at Columbia Law and I get to endure my family asking me "but what is his real job" while I show them photos of her at Sundance and red carpet events....
Hello Caskur, it's been a while xoxox
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 06:39:02 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 06:39:02 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 08:53:15 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 08:53:15 AM
DDT got a bad rap....Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
The ban on DDT killed millions of children in Africa.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 02:32:20 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 02:32:20 PM
DOH! You just rent an aardvark for a weekend and "BOOM", no more ants.Quote from: "The answer man"
Safe, effective, no harsh chemicals
Or he could save the rental fee and just bore them to death with one of his never ending sob stories.
I can't help, but think you are mocking me with that handle.:sneaky2:
That's not it at all.
If I wanted to mock you I would use "Fat Ass Dog Eater".
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 03:23:23 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 03:23:23 AM
The ban on DDT killed millions of children in Africa.
So maybe not a bad thing after all, that it was forced off the shelves then...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 08:49:59 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2020, 08:49:59 AM
The ban on DDT killed millions of children in Africa.
So maybe not a bad thing after all, that it was forced off the shelves then...
That's not funny Mel.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 03:35:27 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 03:35:27 AM
What you bought up there is supermarket grade. What I was talking about you buying was Pest Control guy grade.
You might see your ants return within a month.
The entire kitchen is being gutted sometime this month (hopefully), as I have a custom kitchen builder building my shit right now.
When the time comes for me to tear this shit out, I will have a better idea as to what needs to be done!
Since I have no children or pets, and am not a tree hugger either, I am not adverse to using any means/chemicals necessary to handle the problem once and for all!
Good thing you don't live in Arsetrayya, the tree huggers have those poor bastards bent over a barrel while smoke is blown up every available orifice!
No, really. The Greens there managed to stop controlled back burning during the cooler months in the name of conservation and had vast sections of bush designated as carbon sinks because Climate Change. One firefighter even got fined $100,000 of their monopolybux for clearing a firebreak about his house, which strangely enough was the ONLY house in the area to survive the bushfires when they swept through recently.
What a bunch of fucking wankers! Conservation turns half the countryside and its wildlife to ash and boiling puddles of fat while firestorms rage to furious heights, causing their own weather systems in the process. Hey, I know how we can save the environment; harpoon a greenie a day!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 12:30:50 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 12:30:50 PM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 12:52:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 12:52:10 PM
What you bought up there is supermarket grade. What I was talking about you buying was Pest Control guy grade.
You might see your ants return within a month.
The entire kitchen is being gutted sometime this month (hopefully), as I have a custom kitchen builder building my shit right now.
When the time comes for me to tear this shit out, I will have a better idea as to what needs to be done!
Since I have no children or pets, and am not a tree hugger either, I am not adverse to using any means/chemicals necessary to handle the problem once and for all!
Ants are a huge problem where I live in Perth Western Australia...
We pissfarted around with supermarket grade ant riders for a few years until someone told me to go get some professional grade ant killer at the hardware store.
We took their advice .
It worked.
Something to think about if you stay where you are for a good length of time.
My daughter is in Australia right now. Her actor boyfriend is from there and they went back during his break from shooting a tv series in England to visit his family while she is on break from film school. Don't get me started... that child should be at Columbia Law and I get to endure my family asking me "but what is his real job" while I show them photos of her at Sundance and red carpet events....
Hello Caskur, it's been a while xoxox
Wow. That totally sounds legit!
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Vancouver on January 11, 2020, 08:15:40 PM
Post by: Vancouver on January 11, 2020, 08:15:40 PM
It's the same effective chemicals as many bait traps use. They'll be excited by the sugar, and carry the borax to their nest, where it will kill the colony.
Some ants aren't after sugar, and prefer protein. If the ants don't go for the sugar mixture, try peanut butter instead.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:27:57 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:27:57 PM
Mix 1 part borax with 2 parts sugar. Put it somewhere under a cupboard, where the ants will find it.Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
It's the same effective chemicals as many bait traps use. They'll be excited by the sugar, and carry the borax to their nest, where it will kill the colony.
Some ants aren't after sugar, and prefer protein. If the ants don't go for the sugar mixture, try peanut butter instead.
British Columbians seem to know how to deal with ants..
They've never been a problem in our house, my mother's house, or my mother in law's house.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 02:50:44 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 02:50:44 AM
Look at all the grease and shit behind where the range exhaust fan was! Most homeowners don't dig into there.
Mel digs deep...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 02:56:12 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 02:56:12 AM
Now that I'm tearing the entire fucking kitchen out, I'll deal with those little fuckers as need be!Quote from: "Mel"
Look at all the grease and shit behind where the range exhaust fan was! Most homeowners don't dig into there.
Mel digs deep...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/WsP8MCs/IMG-3135.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/WsP8MCs/IMG-3135.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
That reminds me, I must clean our range hood next weekend.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 04:57:43 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 04:57:43 AM
Next in line is gutting the bathrooms...
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 10:40:33 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 10:40:33 AM
Also put new pipes to the roof.
People dont know this but a dirty range hood is a real fire-hazard..
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 12:11:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 12:11:15 PM
I just replaced my kitchen range hood..Quote from: "Odinson"
Also put new pipes to the roof.
People dont know this but a dirty range hood is a real fire-hazard..
Everybody knows that. Some people are just too fucking lazy to clean it,
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 04:54:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 04:54:26 PM
I just replaced my kitchen range hood..Quote from: "Odinson"
Also put new pipes to the roof.
People dont know this but a dirty range hood is a real fire-hazard..
Everybody knows that. Some people are just too fucking lazy to clean it,
That's not a fun job.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:37:53 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:37:53 AM
Point is that even with an interior that is squeaky clean and spick and span, you can still find yourself with problems that require aggressive (and sometimes costly) solutions. Good luck in your quest, but do seek out a professional or three and see if they can't give you a few ideas on what else you can do as well.
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:46:01 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:46:01 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:52:14 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:52:14 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:53:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 12:53:00 AM
Title: Re: Now there's Ants...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:10:30 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:10:30 AM
I remember with a lot of fondness a time when I was hanging out at a guitarist friend's place not too far from where Freud is living now. This guy was a total eco-nut, which struck me as kinda strange because he had previously been a punk rocker of some local renown in the late seventies. He also drove a Volvo and couldn't understand why people automatically made fun of his driving skills because of it.
Anyway, one night when it had been raining heavily and the slugs were out, I wandered into the kitchen to make a coffee. Turned on the light, there's at least half a dozen gastropods sliming their way across the food prep areas, one of them was making its way over the lip of the coffee mug I was intending to drink my coffee from. Disgusting fuckers. I immediately reached for the table salt and started sprinkling it liberally on them, smiling as every last one of them started screaming. Just not as loud as Me Ex-Punk-rocker was freaking out when he wandered in to see what was going on. Apparently the slugs were God's Creatures or something, to which I pointed at the lush, wet vegetation outside and inquired "did he kick them out of Eden then?" Jesus, from the rate he was carrying on, I half suspected he wanted to gather them all up and wrap them about his wizened rod so he might spunk all the salt off them or something. The guy was a freak.