Title: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Went with Ariens. Not the cheapest, but it seems to work well! Hopefully it'll be reliable.
It was actually enjoyable watching the snow get blown 50 feet away! I don't mind doing the outdoor type stuff like this, but I'm less enthusiastic about the 'indoor' work that I'm also needing to do here also...
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:05:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:05:24 AM
Had no choice, really... The snow is piling up here in my yard, and while that's not so much of a problem for my F150, I have some trades coming Monday. I know what they drive, and their 1-Ton cube van would not be able to navigate this driveway as it was.Quote from: "Mel"
Went with Ariens. Not the cheapest, but it seems to work well! Hopefully it'll be reliable.
It was actually enjoyable watching the snow get blown 50 feet away! I don't mind doing the outdoor type stuff like this, but I'm less enthusiastic about the 'indoor' work that I'm also needing to do here also...
We have a snow blower and a leaf blower we use for our walks, but I don't know who makes either of them..
That's my husband's department.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:12:05 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:12:05 AM
We have a snow blower and a leaf blower we use for our walks, but I don't know who makes either of them..
That's my husband's department.
Is your driveway that long? I thought you lived in the 'burbs!
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:16:39 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:16:39 AM
We have a snow blower and a leaf blower we use for our walks, but I don't know who makes either of them..
That's my husband's department.
Is your driveway that long? I thought you lived in the 'burbs!
No, I live in Bowness in NW Calgary..
Our driveway is two cars wide and not very long.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:20:27 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:20:27 AM
My driveway is almost 300 feet long. I held off for as long as I could, but simply had to buckle and pay for a machine...
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:28:34 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:28:34 AM
I thought so... That must be short trip for the snow blower!Quote from: "Mel"
My driveway is almost 300 feet long. I held off for as long as I could, but simply had to buckle and pay for a machine...
Yes, it is..
But, my husband has to do the sidewalk in front of our house too.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:44:08 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 02:44:08 AM
Luckily there's no sidewalks where I moved to, so I don't have to bother with that... No sidewalks, no pedestrians, no bike lanes, no bicyclists...
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 03:02:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 03:02:06 AM
That's true. The sidewalk is the homeowners responsibility in this Province too.Quote from: "Mel"
Luckily there's no sidewalks where I moved to, so I don't have to bother with that... No sidewalks, no pedestrians, no bike lanes, no bicyclists...
My goodness are we ever entering a period of extreme cold..
And it looks like it will stick around too.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Odinson on January 11, 2020, 06:30:39 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 11, 2020, 06:30:39 PM
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 06:40:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 06:40:09 PM
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:13:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:13:10 PM
I have always laughed at people who use leaf blowers no matter how big or large the yard. Why harm the planet using dirty energy for something so light and easy to rake up. I feel embarrassed for those who use them.Quote from: "9 incher/160 IQ":laugh:
I always laugh at girly men who don't know what a two stroke engine is or that they don't make them for the Canadian market anymore.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:42:40 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:42:40 PM
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:47:42 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:47:42 PM
When I was a poor highschool student I had a four stroke Honda xl I saved for. It was reliable. It had light and mirrors and was street legal. Got me to work or wherever I wanted to go. All of my friends had 2 strokes. YZs and CRs. I would hit the mountains with them but I got left in the dust on straight stretches when their power bands kicked in.Quote from: "Edward"
My son wants an ATV..
There's no place to ride one in the city.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:54:20 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 07:54:20 PM
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:06:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:06:00 PM
A friend left a three wheeler at my mom's house when he moved to Ontario. Said I can use it. Still there. He has never been back as far as I know.Quote from: "Edward"
I haven't seen one of them in a long time.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Vancouver on January 11, 2020, 08:13:34 PM
Post by: Vancouver on January 11, 2020, 08:13:34 PM
That's true. The sidewalk is the homeowners responsibility in this Province too.Quote from: "Mel"
Luckily there's no sidewalks where I moved to, so I don't have to bother with that... No sidewalks, no pedestrians, no bike lanes, no bicyclists...
My goodness are we ever entering a period of extreme cold..
And it looks like it will stick around too.
British Columbia here is set for coldest temperatures this century. It's nothing compared to Calgary but so cold here right now.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:20:57 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:20:57 PM
A friend left a three wheeler at my mom's house when he moved to Ontario. Said I can use it. Still there. He has never been back as far as I know.Quote from: "Edward"
I haven't seen one of them in a long time.
Sorry I enjoy ribbing you at mmb. I usually post things that are too ridiculous to be believable. I figured they might bring the two forums closer. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:23:38 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:23:38 PM
A friend left a three wheeler at my mom's house when he moved to Ontario. Said I can use it. Still there. He has never been back as far as I know.Quote from: "Edward"
I haven't seen one of them in a long time.
Sorry I enjoy ribbing you at mmb. I usually post things that are too ridiculous to be believable. I figured they might bring the two forums closer. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Oh, I know Edward, you're quite humourous actually..
Joe posts gossip and garbage about us at VF, so I stopped looking there long ago.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:24:19 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2020, 08:24:19 PM
That's true. The sidewalk is the homeowners responsibility in this Province too.Quote from: "Mel"
Luckily there's no sidewalks where I moved to, so I don't have to bother with that... No sidewalks, no pedestrians, no bike lanes, no bicyclists...
My goodness are we ever entering a period of extreme cold..
And it looks like it will stick around too.
British Columbia here is set for coldest temperatures this century. It's nothing compared to Calgary but so cold here right now.
It is?
When is that supposed to start TVG?
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:02:44 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:02:44 AM
My son wants an ATV..
There's no place to ride one in the city.
That is a common excuse used by parents that don't want to support their child's ambitions.
My parents were the same, even though I saved up my own money delivering papers in shit weather for a year, and still wouldn't let me own my dirt ride.
"No place to ride" equals parents too fucking lazy to accommodate the sport for their children, plain and simple.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:11:47 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:11:47 AM
My son wants an ATV..
There's no place to ride one in the city.
That is a common excuse used by parents that don't want to support their child's ambitions.
My parents were the same, even though I saved up my own money delivering papers in shit weather for a year, and still wouldn't let me own my dirt ride.
"No place to ride" equals parents too fucking lazy to accommodate the sport for their children, plain and simple.
My son plays sports Mel..
But, we live in a city of 1.4 million people and there is no place to ride in this city..
When he's old enough to drive, than we can think about an ATV.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:16:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:16:24 AM
You KNOW there are areas to ride ORV's likely 30 minutes or less away. Not the best, but legally rideable...
Don't try to fool Mel...
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:21:23 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:21:23 AM
Common excuse, Fash. I have heard it all before...Quote from: "Mel"
You KNOW there are areas to ride ORV's likely 30 minutes or less away. Not the best, but legally rideable...
Don't try to fool Mel...
He has to be driven to a place to ride..
I have a car and my husband has a company truck with tools and parts in the box all the time.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:24:56 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:24:56 AM
Nonetheless, don't ever try to claim "there isn't anywhere to ride"...
There are always places to ride ORV!
BEHOLD!
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:28:45 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 03:28:45 AM
He has to be driven to a place to ride..
I have a car and my husband has a company truck with tools and parts in the box all the time.
Little trailers that any car (or truck) can tow are fairly cheap. They can handle a couple of bikes, and can also handle yard waste and shit!
Plenty of cars at the Ootishenia dump pulling a little trailer...
NO EXCUSE!
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 12:22:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 12:22:34 PM
Mel likes to ride ORV, so I know. I'm sure you'd rather have him in school getting educated, which is fine.Quote from: "Mel"
Nonetheless, don't ever try to claim "there isn't anywhere to ride"...
There are always places to ride ORV!
BEHOLD!(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/b5S19jd/IMG-3034.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/b5S19jd/IMG-3034.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Isn't that cute. It's a little small for my 6 year old though.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 12:53:50 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 12:53:50 PM
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 12:55:35 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 12:55:35 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 01:04:29 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 01:04:29 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
He is around average height.. Taller than you are.
Thats Yamaha YZ 250.. Its too large and powerful for a 6 year old.
Something like a 50cc would do just fine... Doesnt break his leg when it falls over..
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Vancouver on January 12, 2020, 01:17:45 PM
Post by: Vancouver on January 12, 2020, 01:17:45 PM
Mel likes to ride ORV, so I know. I'm sure you'd rather have him in school getting educated, which is fine.Quote from: "Mel"
Nonetheless, don't ever try to claim "there isn't anywhere to ride"...
There are always places to ride ORV!
BEHOLD!(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/b5S19jd/IMG-3034.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/b5S19jd/IMG-3034.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
This is illegal in the city of Vancouver. Any motored vehicle must have license plates. Can only be used off road.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 01:18:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 01:18:15 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
He is around average height.. Taller than you are.ac_biggrin
Thats Yamaha YZ 250.. Its too large and powerful for a 6 year old.
Something like a 50cc would do just fine... Doesnt break his leg when it falls over..
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 01:37:45 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 01:37:45 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
He is around average height.. Taller than you are.ac_biggrin
Thats Yamaha YZ 250.. Its too large and powerful for a 6 year old.
Something like a 50cc would do just fine... Doesnt break his leg when it falls over..
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
Now I got my feelings hurt...
Dirtbikes are for fun... You cant ride a Harley in the woods.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 01:54:08 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 01:54:08 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
He is around average height.. Taller than you are.ac_biggrin
Thats Yamaha YZ 250.. Its too large and powerful for a 6 year old.
Something like a 50cc would do just fine... Doesnt break his leg when it falls over..
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
Now I got my feelings hurt...
Dirtbikes are for fun... You cant ride a Harley in the woods.
My dad doesn't go in the woods. There are no woods around this bald assed prairie city anyway.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 02:16:17 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 12, 2020, 02:16:17 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
He is around average height.. Taller than you are.ac_biggrin
Thats Yamaha YZ 250.. Its too large and powerful for a 6 year old.
Something like a 50cc would do just fine... Doesnt break his leg when it falls over..
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
Now I got my feelings hurt...
Dirtbikes are for fun... You cant ride a Harley in the woods.
My dad doesn't go in the woods. There are no woods around this bald assed prairie city anyway.
I could take Softail.. We would go well together..
Paint an Iron Cross on the tank.. And two white lightning bolts.
That would be pretty cool..
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 02:39:13 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2020, 02:39:13 PM
Looks really small in that pic..Quote from: "Odinson"
Mel is really small.
He is around average height.. Taller than you are.ac_biggrin
Thats Yamaha YZ 250.. Its too large and powerful for a 6 year old.
Something like a 50cc would do just fine... Doesnt break his leg when it falls over..
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
Now I got my feelings hurt...
Dirtbikes are for fun... You cant ride a Harley in the woods.
If you have woods nearby or you have a way of transporting an off road bike.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:19:42 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:19:42 AM
Isn't that cute. It's a little small for my 6 year old though.Quote from: "Shen Li"
It's a YZ250... I can assure you it isn't small, contrary to how it may look in the photo. Very fast also... Not a bike for beginners.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:21:21 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:21:21 AM
Isn't that cute. It's a little small for my 6 year old though.Quote from: "Shen Li"
It's a YZ250... I can assure you it isn't small, contrary to how it may look in the photo. Very fast also... Not a bike for beginners.
Mel, I was joking. It's a good off road bike.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:24:12 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:24:12 AM
This is illegal in the city of Vancouver. Any motored vehicle must have license plates. Can only be used off road.Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
It's a YZ250. This is not something you'd really want to ride around on a public road anyhow... It's a lean mean dirt machine.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:31:59 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:31:59 AM
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!
I actually traded in my Harley for the YZ250 just before I moved here. Around my new home, a dirtbike will be more useful than my Harley! There's tons of beautiful areas to ride only minutes away. Real Alpine shit around here.
The highways around here would make me nervous on my Harley... I have already witnessed one collision with an Elk crossing the road, and have seen two other close calls also in my short time here. An Elk/Deer/Moose and a Harley colliding at 100 km/h would not be pretty...
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:36:35 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 01:36:35 AM
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!
I actually traded in my Harley for the YZ250 just before I moved here. Around my new home, a dirtbike will be more useful than my Harley! There's tons of beautiful areas to ride only minutes away. Real Alpine shit around here.
The highways around here would make me nervous on my Harley... I have already witnessed one collision with an Elk crossing the road, and have seen two other close calls also in my short time here. An Elk/Deer/Moose and a Harley colliding at 100 km/h would not be pretty...
I don't have a class 6, but I ride bitch on my dad's Harley.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 04:53:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 04:53:00 PM
I have always laughed at people who use leaf blowers no matter how big or large the yard. Why harm the planet using dirty energy for something so light and easy to rake up. I feel embarrassed for those who use them.Quote from: "9 incher/160 IQ":laugh:
STFU,
I feel embarrassed for guys like you who jerk off 12 times a day and still don't have enough strength in their jerk off arm to pull start yard machinery.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 06:27:13 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 06:27:13 PM
...guys like you who jerk off 12 times a day and still don't have enough strength in their jerk off arm to pull start yard machinery.Quote from: "Better Than You"
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Vancouver on January 13, 2020, 08:10:21 PM
Post by: Vancouver on January 13, 2020, 08:10:21 PM
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!
You're a little small for a white guy.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 08:23:54 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 08:23:54 PM
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.
I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!
You're a little small for a white guy.
Zing
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:08:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:08:07 PM
You're a little small for a white guy.
Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it! Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:15:33 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:15:33 PM
You're a little small for a white guy.
Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it! Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.
It's the same in East Asia..
The younger generation is getting taller.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:22:33 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:22:33 PM
You're a little small for a white guy.
Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it! Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.
It's the same in East Asia..
The younger generation is getting taller.
Yeah, but you knew that was going to happen. Ever more people and only a finite number of noodly appendages from the Flying Spaghetti Monster... the result was inevitable.
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Odinson on January 13, 2020, 09:25:57 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 13, 2020, 09:25:57 PM
More and more females are over 6 foot tall and guys are as tall as me or taller.
But I´ve noticed a more concerning pattern..
The 20 something dudes are as childish and unreliable as we were in junior high..
These guys are adults but they cannot even be trusted to drive the company car..
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:36:04 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:36:04 PM
You're a little small for a white guy.
Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it! Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.
It's the same in East Asia..
The younger generation is getting taller.
Yeah, but you knew that was going to happen. Ever more people and only a finite number of noodly appendages from the Flying Spaghetti Monster... the result was inevitable.
The flying spaghetti monster?
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:39:58 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 09:39:58 PM
Title: Re: Had to buy a snow blower today...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 10:00:50 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2020, 10:00:50 PM
You're a little small for a white guy.
Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it! Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.
It's the same in East Asia..
The younger generation is getting taller.
Yeah, but you knew that was going to happen. Ever more people and only a finite number of noodly appendages from the Flying Spaghetti Monster... the result was inevitable.
The flying spaghetti monster?
Yeah. I first encountered tales of it when I was trying to determine how many people had listed "Jedi" as their religion on the US census. Had me in stitches for close to six hours just reading up on it.
Put it this way; you've heard doubtless heard of the efforts of some US groups trying to shoehorn the teachings of "intelligent design" into biology classes? Because "equal time for God vs the evolution question"? Well one guy demanded if they were going to do that, then equal time must also be granted for
But I imagine you have to be wondering right about now why this has come up in conjunction with the increasing height of successive generations. Simply put, gravity is pur bunkum. The real reason we aren't all floating off into space is due to his Noodly Appendages touching each and every one of us on the tops of our heads. As our population has grown however, there's proportionately less wime that any given appendage can tap you on the head, therefore every successive generation if growing taller due to this fact.
All bullshit of course, but fuck is it funny. And fleshed out way more than rival pseudo-religions like The Church of The Invisible Pink Unicorn for example.