Nothing to see, move along.

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Damn, they actually moved along. Shit.
Guess picks of Jersey Gurl's inverted dingdong really aren't that remarkable after all. I should have made it about Martini's dick picks, Mudcock would have been all over those for the next five months!
27 disappointed hopefuls, leaving empty handed. Poor, poor little Jersey Gurl.