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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 11:57:13 AM

Title: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 11:57:13 AM
Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 12:12:31 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Don't you want to be around for you grandchild Herman?
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Blazor on January 18, 2020, 12:26:31 PM
Happy birthday Herman!!!  ac_drinks  ac_drinks  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 12:32:19 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Happy birthday Herman!!!  ac_drinks  ac_drinks  ac_drinks

Thanks brother. ac_drinks
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Good for you pig.
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 06:23:13 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Barrel wash isn't just for breakfast anymore.
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 06:33:15 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

 :shock: your liver and kidneys must be shot

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Rotwang on January 18, 2020, 06:47:28 PM
Happy Birthday you demented pisshead!!!



Where's MY barrel wash you promised MONTHS ago.
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: "Rotwang"Happy Birthday you demented pisshead!!!



Where's MY barrel wash you promised MONTHS ago.

He probably had good intentions of sending you a jug. But, you know. He got thirsty.
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 07:59:26 PM
Quote from: "pob"
Quote from: "Herman"Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

 :shock: your liver and kidneys must be shot

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish

They are both made out of cast iron.
Title: Re: Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2020, 09:51:56 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.



It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish.

Are your parents alive? If they are, they must be so proud.
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