I have been following this drama since last year, and have decided to do a thesis for my forwarding education about this person, King Martini, who is the most charismatic, yet polarizing person in this community.
I have listened to his podcasts, he is rather funny and likeable. Yet he can command, and at times, demand anger and hatred just by mentioning his name alone.
Members here bring up Sum Cun'T and Evil Blood in the same magnitude. Is King Martini worse then they are/were?
I just threw the most awful fart
Its a god damned wall bender acc_angry
Its like.....you could have replaced those names with Hilter, Mussolini and Moa and nothing else would have needed to change.
And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history
Lulz.
https://youtu.be/c8dDGAYc2VM
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And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history
Lulz.
I'd have gone with Moe Larry and Curly myself. But hey, whatever.
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And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history
Lulz.
I'd have gone with Moe Larry and Curly myself. But hey, whatever.
They were funny and only a danger to themselves tho lol
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I have listened to his podcasts, he is rather funny and likeable. Yet he can command, and at times, demand anger and hatred just by mentioning his name alone.
Members here bring up Sum Cun'T and Evil Blood in the same magnitude. Is King Martini worse then they are/were?
Good for you for not giving up on education. I hope you get your GED some day.
What is "forwarding education" by the way?
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His way of saying grade nine English that he flunked three times.
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His way of saying grade nine English that he flunked three times.
That's what I thought. You'd think the perils of his economic well being would motivate him to seek some form of "remedial education" or at the very least "return to any form of education"
But no.
Worrying about what over-bloated self proclaimed ""icons"" who couldn't trade their status in for a wet noodle at a Hunan grocery think of him and where his particular putrid odor ranks in comparison to theirs seems far more important.
What a bunch of fucking morons.
I'm glad to see he has priorities in order. :laugh3:
I know right?
A musical.
Maybe he can opera in his high pitched voice about how he ran from our callout and forgot to scoop up Sum Casket off the pavement as he dashed the fuck outta dodge to the safety of some Fortnite barracks
Should make for a hit piece with the fucking cat trying to meow in the background
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I'm not surprised to see my name still being mentioned. It's almost as if my escapades are far more sensational and interesting than the entire lives of the poor, hapless fools who squeal them.
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And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history
Lulz.
I'd have gone with Moe Larry and Curly myself. But hey, whatever.
They were funny and the only danger to themselves tho lol
Fixed for accuracy. And I'm claiming dibs on being Mussolini, partly because I'm not a socialist or a greenie like Hitler was, but mostly because I prefer pasta to sauerkraut.
Case in point lol.
Since when is falling down a flight of stairs face first an "escapade" ?
Hey Biggs, I took a peak at MMP(Murdy the Mental Patient) and I see you're now on Sea Dunce's obsessed list along with Herman, Trump, and myself. Welcome to the club. ac_drinks
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Yes, you are a case. A sad one. And for once, on point.
I'd say it's good to see you again, except I don't feel like lying my ass off tonight.
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You haven't noticed him gumming my ankles at SG for like 3 months now? lol
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You haven't noticed him gumming my ankles at SG for like 3 months now? lol
A little, but I'm usually too busy at SG hitting him on the end of the nose with a rolled up newspaper for shitting on the floor.
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You underestimate the journey to the stairs and the fact they didnt fall through. I'm sure he had to pass the bathroom.
Just sayin lol.
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You underestimate the journey to the stairs and the fact they didnt fall through. I'm sure he had to pass the bathroom.
Just sayin lol.
Hey Dove, Jen told me you didn't post KM's address. I thought it was you because you knew his address.
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You underestimate the journey to the stairs and the fact they didnt fall through. I'm sure he had to pass the bathroom.
Just sayin lol.
Hey Dove, Jen told me you didn't post KM's address. I thought it was you because you knew his address.
You weren't the only one accusing others without proof..
It's possible, and perhaps likely something like this could happen again on one of these forums..
Let's not forget that most accusations were wrong in February, 2020.
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You underestimate the journey to the stairs and the fact they didnt fall through. I'm sure he had to pass the bathroom.
Just sayin lol.
Hey Dove, Jen told me you didn't post KM's address. I thought it was you because you knew his address.
It was not me at all. Nor was I even consulted or I would have talked the poster out of it. I never use proxies either on these boards.
I would never post an address like that. If I were gonna post more private stuff, it would be his messages or stuff that can be laughed at.
I dont ever post identifiable info like that ever, and I'm not gonna start now. If I'm ever actually angry enough to do that, I'd just excuse myself from the internet for a while.
I understand the motive and why. But I cant condone it, even though I dont have much sympathy for KM.
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You underestimate the journey to the stairs and the fact they didnt fall through. I'm sure he had to pass the bathroom.
Just sayin lol.
Hey Dove, Jen told me you didn't post KM's address. I thought it was you because you knew his address.
You weren't the only one accusing others without proof..
It's possible, and perhaps likely something like this could happen again on one of these forums..
Let's not forget that most accusations were wrong in February, 2020.
It's totally understandable if people suspected me. I'm not offended.
She has seen me and this moron fighting online for months and she knows I know his name and address, and she doesnt know me very well.
It's cool, Fash. Totally understandable.
If I was gonna do that, I'd have posted on every forum as myself so he knew I did it.
I just dont see any comic value in an address. I could do much worse :roll:
People rushed to accuse you, caskur and also Murdy..
I don't think it was cool at all.
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I don't think it was cool at all.
Meh, it happens.
I never hide behind proxies, so I'm easy to clear lol
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I don't think it was cool at all.
Meh, it happens.
I never hide behind proxies, so I'm easy to clear lol
It'll happen again on one of these forums.
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Charisma doesn't put food in our kids mouth!
Tell that deadbeat to make some money and pay his child support!!
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Charisma doesn't put food in our kids mouth!
Tell that deadbeat to make some money and pay his child support!!
Oh don't you worry dear. For the Lord has gazed upon the sons of Israel with an outstretched hand and a generous heart.
The King Martini musical will be arriving soon like manna from up above to a sturdy audience of eleven people. Possibly even one or two more.
And it is even rumored that I shall be making a guest appearance in a pink tutu with the remnants of my once average sized cock dangling in tow.
It should be glorious. And garner for you and yours ample funds to sustain all of you for the next 27 winters.
Fret not. And trust in the Lord of hosts.
Peace be onto thee.
And sorry about my penis.
Does KM have any income or just not enough to support his family? If the answer to either is yes, THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?
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He's making a musical. Have you not been paying attention?
And the Gods of Glory who hold dear the memory of the great Evil Blood will see his family through any of the dark times which may currently befall them.
Faith sister. We must have faith & we must champion forward. King Martini will see us through. All of us.
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.
Martini isn't on these forums tho.....
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.
If he's actually bartending in Chicago, he's making money.
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.
If he's actually bartending in Chicago, he's making money.
Is he actually bartending in Chicago?
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.
If he's actually bartending in Chicago, he's making money.
Is he actually bartending in Chicago?
Who knows?
Nobody on these forums would
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.
If he's actually bartending in Chicago, he's making money.
Is he actually bartending in Chicago?
Who knows?
Nobody on these forums would
One person does, but I'm not going to ask her.
He does service staff work in the region.. food and drink... I believe...
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I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..
I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..
He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..
It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.
Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens
Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years
So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS
Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.
Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.
If he's actually bartending in Chicago, he's making money.
Is he actually bartending in Chicago?
Who knows?
Nobody on these forums would
One person does, but I'm not going to ask her.
How would they know?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.
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Wasn't that awhile ago?
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One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..
Besides, it's none of my business.
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One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..
Besides, it's none of my business.
All she does is talks about him.
She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.
That's kind of creepy.
Just my two cents
I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?
Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?
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Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?
Dishwashers earn 100,000 in our mining areas.
You should be so lucky.
And KM is a bar tender....
hth
:empathy:
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Gross, isnt it?
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One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..
Besides, it's none of my business.
All she does is talks about him.
She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.
That's kind of creepy.
Just my two cents
Dramatic, much?
Translation: "if you bust me in my constant lies, you are a stalker". Lol.
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Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?
Seamajor used to post that SCOUSE is a dishwasher over and over again..
But, now that they're allies against Biggie, DD, Shen, Herman and myself he doesn't do that anymore.
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Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?
Seamajor used to post that SCOUSE is a dishwasher over and over again..
But, now that they're allies against Biggie, DD, Shen, Herman and myself he doesn't do that anymore.
They probably worked out that one of them washes pans and the other has to shit in a ceramic one placed under his bed...
https://youtu.be/Vg5cwSBnyQU
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Its a god damned wall bender acc_angry
Alriiiight! :punk:
I love a good fart! I'm all about the sound tho...my farts dont smell tho.
I like the occasional high pitched ones sometimes by lucky chance..like, weeeeeeeee...uuerrrppp.
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Its a god damned wall bender acc_angry
Alriiiight! :punk:
I love a good fart! I'm all about the sound tho...my farts dont smell tho.
I like the occasional high pitched ones sometimes by lucky chance..like, weeeeeeeee...uuerrrppp.
You can spot a good fart post ten time zones away. :laugh3:
Almost smell and hear it...
For some reason, I'm thinking of that scene in
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