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Title: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Thiel on February 16, 2020, 08:28:29 PM
Someone suggested one of us should take one for the team, so Joe can lose his virginity. I am willing to be that sacrificial lamb. I will be the one to deflower Joe.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 08:33:38 PM
Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?

Definitely the latter.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Thiel on February 16, 2020, 08:58:34 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?

Definitely the latter.

I will fix that for him.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 09:15:38 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?

Definitely the latter.

I wonder if he ever wanted a girlfriend or a wife..

 ac_umm

He doesn't seem happy at all.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 09:20:30 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?

Definitely the latter.

I wonder if he ever wanted a girlfriend or a wife..

 ac_umm

He doesn't seem happy at all.

I can't believe Joe has not killed himself. He has no reason to want to keep breathing.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 09:24:03 PM
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Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Thiel on February 16, 2020, 09:25:52 PM
Quote from: "Guest"(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22S1Bj3vi%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/S1Bj3vi.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/S1Bj3vi.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)

 :roll:
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: "Guest"(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22S1Bj3vi%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/S1Bj3vi.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/S1Bj3vi.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2020, 11:02:13 PM
Quote from: "Thiel"Someone suggested one of us should take one for the team, so Joe can lose his virginity. I am willing to be that sacrificial lamb. I will be the one to deflower Joe.

I would be very happy to lose my virginity to you Thiel. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Thiel on February 17, 2020, 12:46:57 AM
Quote from: "The Real Joe"
Quote from: "Thiel"Someone suggested one of us should take one for the team, so Joe can lose his virginity. I am willing to be that sacrificial lamb. I will be the one to deflower Joe.

I would be very happy to lose my virginity to you Thiel. ac_biggrin

And I don't be nervous. I will be gentle with you.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 12:54:38 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?


Thank God I'm not a Fag, Fashionista!



But pray for your friend Thiel the next time you are in Church since it's a grave sin in your religion.



I hear thosr types end up in your hell, Fashionista.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 12:57:42 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?


Thank God I'm not a Fag, Fashionista!



But pray for your friend Thiel the next time you are in Church since it's a grave sin in your religion.



I hear thosr types end up in your hell, Fashionista.

I have no idea if you are gay or not JOE..



But, even if you are, sexual sin alone does not separate one from God as I told you..



That's a byproduct of not knowing Jesus Christ as one's Lord and saviour.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Thiel on February 17, 2020, 01:02:55 AM
There you go, Joe and I are both sinners destined for the lake of fire. He doesn't want to be the only virgin to ever have entered hades. All the other sinners will make fun of him. That is why I am going to deflower him before it is too late.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: "Thiel"There you go, Joe and I are both sinners destined for the lake of fire. He doesn't want to be the only virgin to ever have entered hades. All the other sinners will make fun of him. That is why I am going to deflower him before it is too late.

Again, I will wager anything that you are the first and last person, male or female to even consider sleeping with Joe.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 03:52:14 PM
Like so many things on this forum, this topic is just too awful to contemplate.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 03:53:30 PM
Quote from: "Dr. Proctor."Like so many things on this forum, this topic is just too awful to contemplate.

Flynn, I thought you like awful.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Berry Sweet on February 17, 2020, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: "Thiel"There you go, Joe and I are both sinners destined for the lake of fire. He doesn't want to be the only virgin to ever have entered hades. All the other sinners will make fun of him. That is why I am going to deflower him before it is too late.

 :laugh3:
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 06:16:32 PM
Joe, did you choose to remain a virgin for religious reasons? Did you wait for a wife, but never found one?
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"Joe, did you choose to remain a virgin for religious reasons? Did you wait for a wife, but never found one?

No frickin guy chooses to be a virgin you stunned cunt. It was forced on old Joe.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Frood on February 17, 2020, 08:57:16 PM
Joe was raped by eternal virginity...
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 09:04:27 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Joe was raped by eternal virginity...

His greatest accomplishment is not killing himself
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Frood on February 17, 2020, 09:19:45 PM
Or not getting himself on the keyboard...
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 09:26:15 PM
Old Joe is the most pathetic guy in flametown. A broke elderly virgin that stalks guys offline. Like  :2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 10:55:34 PM
Is Joe from California?



What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin



 a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.

https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 11:04:29 PM
My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: "Homorectus Joelectus"My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.

 :roll:
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 11:11:31 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Homorectus Joelectus"My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.

 :roll:


Stop laughing! It makes my winky go soft like a Twinky and Vanessa is robodiabetic.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2020, 11:15:10 PM
Quote from: "Homorectus Joelectus"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Homorectus Joelectus"My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.

 :roll:


Stop laughing! It makes my winky go soft like a Twinky and Vanessa is robodiabetic.

Thank God for latex and oxygen eh Joe.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Frood on February 17, 2020, 11:18:33 PM
...and pipe cleaners...
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2020, 12:51:49 AM
Quote from: "Virgin Slayer"Is Joe from California?



What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin



 a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.

https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html

I am over sixty.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2020, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: "The Real Joe"
Quote from: "Virgin Slayer"Is Joe from California?



What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin



 a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.

https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html

I am over sixty.

Your goal is to be in the Guinness Book of Records before you die. Old Joe, world's oldest guy virgin.
Title: Re: I will deflower Joe
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 01:09:04 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "The Real Joe"
Quote from: "Virgin Slayer"Is Joe from California?



What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin



 a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.

https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html

I am over sixty.

Your goal is to be in the Guinness Book of Records before you die. Old Joe, world's oldest guy virgin.

I am also going for longest time in a closet.