Someone suggested one of us should take one for the team, so Joe can lose his virginity. I am willing to be that sacrificial lamb. I will be the one to deflower Joe.
Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
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Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Definitely the latter.
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Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Definitely the latter.
I will fix that for him.
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Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Definitely the latter.
I wonder if he ever wanted a girlfriend or a wife..
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He doesn't seem happy at all.
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Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Definitely the latter.
I wonder if he ever wanted a girlfriend or a wife..
ac_umm
He doesn't seem happy at all.
I can't believe Joe has not killed himself. He has no reason to want to keep breathing.

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Someone suggested one of us should take one for the team, so Joe can lose his virginity. I am willing to be that sacrificial lamb. I will be the one to deflower Joe.
I would be very happy to lose my virginity to you Thiel. ac_biggrin
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Someone suggested one of us should take one for the team, so Joe can lose his virginity. I am willing to be that sacrificial lamb. I will be the one to deflower Joe.
I would be very happy to lose my virginity to you Thiel. ac_biggrin
And I don't be nervous. I will be gentle with you.
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Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Thank God I'm not a Fag, Fashionista!
But pray for your friend Thiel the next time you are in Church since it's a grave sin in your religion.
I hear thosr types end up in your hell, Fashionista.
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Did Joe choose a life of total abstinence or did abstinence choose Joe?
Thank God I'm not a Fag, Fashionista!
But pray for your friend Thiel the next time you are in Church since it's a grave sin in your religion.
I hear thosr types end up in your hell, Fashionista.
I have no idea if you are gay or not JOE..
But, even if you are, sexual sin alone does not separate one from God as I told you..
That's a byproduct of not knowing Jesus Christ as one's Lord and saviour.
There you go, Joe and I are both sinners destined for the lake of fire. He doesn't want to be the only virgin to ever have entered hades. All the other sinners will make fun of him. That is why I am going to deflower him before it is too late.
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There you go, Joe and I are both sinners destined for the lake of fire. He doesn't want to be the only virgin to ever have entered hades. All the other sinners will make fun of him. That is why I am going to deflower him before it is too late.
Again, I will wager anything that you are the first and last person, male or female to even consider sleeping with Joe.
Like so many things on this forum, this topic is just too awful to contemplate.
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Like so many things on this forum, this topic is just too awful to contemplate.
Flynn, I thought you like awful.
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There you go, Joe and I are both sinners destined for the lake of fire. He doesn't want to be the only virgin to ever have entered hades. All the other sinners will make fun of him. That is why I am going to deflower him before it is too late.
:laugh3:
Joe, did you choose to remain a virgin for religious reasons? Did you wait for a wife, but never found one?
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Joe, did you choose to remain a virgin for religious reasons? Did you wait for a wife, but never found one?
No frickin guy chooses to be a virgin you stunned cunt. It was forced on old Joe.
Joe was raped by eternal virginity...
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Joe was raped by eternal virginity...
His greatest accomplishment is not killing himself
Or not getting himself on the keyboard...
Old Joe is the most pathetic guy in flametown. A broke elderly virgin that stalks guys offline. Like :2r4ml1j_th:
Is Joe from California?
What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin
a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.
https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.
Quote from: "Homorectus Joelectus"
My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.
:roll:
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Quote from: "Homorectus Joelectus"
My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.
:roll:
Stop laughing! It makes my winky go soft like a Twinky and Vanessa is robodiabetic.
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My Real Doll loves me even if you don't.
:roll:
Stop laughing! It makes my winky go soft like a Twinky and Vanessa is robodiabetic.
Thank God for latex and oxygen eh Joe.
...and pipe cleaners...
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Is Joe from California?
What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin
a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.
https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
I am over sixty.
Quote from: "The Real Joe"
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Is Joe from California?
What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin
a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.
https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
I am over sixty.
Your goal is to be in the Guinness Book of Records before you die. Old Joe, world's oldest guy virgin.
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Is Joe from California?
What It's Like to Be a 58-Year-Old Virgin
a 58-year-old man from Paradise, California, describes living as a virgin for almost 60 years.
https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
I am over sixty.
Your goal is to be in the Guinness Book of Records before you die. Old Joe, world's oldest guy virgin.
I am also going for longest time in a closet.