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Title: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 04:15:34 AM
I moved to a place where I could be further away from people.



I spent much money, and risk, in doing so.



My one neighbour is awesome, but I don't think the other neighbour likes me.



They're like 200 fucking feet away, but somehow feel the need to flash their outside light on and off any time I speak on the phone past 21:00.



I'm pretty much done at this point.



I know that there is fuck all that they could do, if I decided to crank my shit up to 10, but simply talking on my fucking phone to people every now and then...



I'm getting to a point in life, where I'm done.  I don't really want to live anymore.



When you try to do everything right.  When you try be respectful.



I had a feeling this purchase would be nothing more than one more step towards the end...



I just want to be left the fuck alone.  I don't hassle your shit, so mind your own fucking business.



I drink, because I need to.  There is no other escape for me.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: "Mel"I moved to a place where I could be further away from people.



I spent much money, and risk, in doing so.



My one neighbour is awesome, but I don't think the other neighbour likes me.



They're like 200 fucking feet away, but somehow feel the need to flash their outside light on and off any time I speak on the phone past 21:00.



I'm pretty much done at this point.



I know that there is fuck all that they could do, if I decided to crank my shit up to 10, but simply talking on my fucking phone to people every now and then...



I'm getting to a point in life, where I'm done.  I don't really want to live anymore.



When you try to do everything right.  When you try be respectful.



I had a feeling this purchase would be nothing more than one more step towards the end...



I just want to be left the fuck alone.  I don't hassle your shit, so mind your own fucking business.



I drink, because I need to.  There is no other escape for me.

Because a neighbour flashes an outside light after 21:00.

 ac_wot
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blazor on February 19, 2020, 11:15:10 AM
Dude, fuck 'em. Go take their porch light bulb out while they are at work lol. Or put up some blinds so you cant see the light. OR, install a bright ass light on your yard so bright, that you wont see when theirs turn on, but it will blind them through theirs lol. Fuck 'em!



Maybe THAT neighbor is why the sellers sold the house you live in. Squash them like roaches, dont bend to their will. Resist, adapt, overcome. Put a giant middle finger in your yard lolol, and illuminate it lol.



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Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:20:29 AM
You own your own home and you're contemplating ending it all because your neighbors are complaining that you talk on the phone?



Is talking on the phone after 21:00 a violation of any local ordinances?



If not, tell them to go fuck themselves and carry on with your life
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:21:58 AM
Quote from: "Guest"You own your own home and you're contemplating ending it all because your neighbors are complaining that you talk on the phone?



Is talking on the phone after 21:00 a violation of any local ordinances?



If not, tell them to go fuck themselves and carry on with your life

It makes no sense.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Odinson on February 19, 2020, 11:25:54 AM
Melskie..



They turn on the porch light because its dark out..



Nobody cares about your phonecalls.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:51:24 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Melskie..



They turn on the porch light because its dark out..



Nobody cares about your phonecalls.

He actually needs to be told this. :2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 12:22:10 PM
Maybe Mel shouldn't be outside at 9:00 at night and talking loudly on his phone.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blazor on February 19, 2020, 12:28:33 PM
Hell if I lived near Mel, I would come by, around 9, and sit on his porch, and play my fiddle in the key of A til the sun come up lol. It wont help his neighbors if Mel offers me a few rounds lol.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blurt on February 19, 2020, 12:54:37 PM
Nah, every four and a half years, Mel threatens to kill himself.



The community--meaning all the people on these forums who love the surly coot--goes into emergency overdrive. Folks try to PM him, locate him, talk him into stepping away from the abyss.



Just relax, Mel. The night is darkest before the dawn, bro. The universe is 14 billion years old; your neighbour's porch light after 9 pm is a molecule in a galaxy.



Make friends. Go hiking in the mountains. Catch a comedy on Netflix. Find God. Whatever works. Drugs and alcohol aren't the best fix. Neither is suicide.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 01:58:40 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Nah, every four and a half years, Mel threatens to kill himself.



The community--meaning all the people on these forums who love the surly coot--goes into emergency overdrive. Folks try to PM him, locate him, talk him into stepping away from the abyss.



Just relax, Mel. The night is darkest before the dawn, bro. The universe is 14 billion years old; your neighbour's porch light after 9 pm is a molecule in a galaxy.



Make friends. Go hiking in the mountains. Catch a comedy on Netflix. Find God. Whatever works. Drugs and alcohol aren't the best fix. Neither is suicide.

I've seen him cry out suicide before too.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 03:57:12 PM
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Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Nah, every four and a half years, Mel threatens to kill himself.



The community--meaning all the people on these forums who love the surly coot--goes into emergency overdrive. Folks try to PM him, locate him, talk him into stepping away from the abyss.



Just relax, Mel. The night is darkest before the dawn, bro. The universe is 14 billion years old; your neighbour's porch light after 9 pm is a molecule in a galaxy.



Make friends. Go hiking in the mountains. Catch a comedy on Netflix. Find God. Whatever works. Drugs and alcohol aren't the best fix. Neither is suicide.


Or he can stick a shotgun up the crack of his ass on facebook live & pull the trigger while we all eat popcorn and watch his brain matter go airborne
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 05:11:14 PM
If I lived near Mel, I would stop by in the middle of the night and put a can of coke down his plumbing vent.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 05:36:36 PM
Dont do it after 21:00.  The neighbors will shine the porch lights on your ugly black ass
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 10:53:00 PM
Mel is made out of fucking pudding.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:00:20 PM
Mel, you better hope someone don't take you seriously and send the authorities to do a wellness check. Suicide is nothing to fuck around about. Nothing is worth ending your life.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:04:58 PM
Quote from: "The Queen Bee"Mel, you better hope someone don't take you seriously and send the authorities to do a wellness check. Suicide is nothing to fuck around about. Nothing is worth ending your life.

Don't worry about it flea. I've been posting with Mel for a decade. I've seen this attention whoring before.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: realgrimm on February 19, 2020, 11:06:48 PM
R.I.P. Mel







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Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "The Queen Bee"Mel, you better hope someone don't take you seriously and send the authorities to do a wellness check. Suicide is nothing to fuck around about. Nothing is worth ending your life.

Don't worry about it flea. I've been posting with Mel for a decade. I've seen this attention whoring before.

You have to take it seriously..



Blurt is the only person on these forums that has training in crisis intervention..



I don't know if he has contacted Mel in the past.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:27:55 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "The Queen Bee"Mel, you better hope someone don't take you seriously and send the authorities to do a wellness check. Suicide is nothing to fuck around about. Nothing is worth ending your life.

Don't worry about it flea. I've been posting with Mel for a decade. I've seen this attention whoring before.

You have to take it seriously..



Blurt is the only person on these forums that has training in crisis intervention..



I don't know if he has contacted Mel in the past.

Blurt knows Mel like crying wolf. Mel just likes crying ffs.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2020, 11:27:55 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "The Queen Bee"Mel, you better hope someone don't take you seriously and send the authorities to do a wellness check. Suicide is nothing to fuck around about. Nothing is worth ending your life.

Don't worry about it flea. I've been posting with Mel for a decade. I've seen this attention whoring before.

You have to take it seriously..



Blurt is the only person on these forums that has training in crisis intervention..



I don't know if he has contacted Mel in the past.

Blurt knows Mel cries wolf. Mel just cries ffs.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 12:01:38 AM
Has he posted since this thread was made ?
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 12:07:39 AM
Quote from: "Queen Bee"Has he posted since this thread was made ?

No, it appears he hasn't.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 12:14:37 AM
Quote from: "Queen Bee"Has he posted since this thread was made ?

I wouldn't worry about it. A few of us have seen this before over the past decade.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 12:49:39 AM
It is a sick way of getting attention.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: cc on February 20, 2020, 01:12:16 AM
We all know mel is a drama queen .... complete with many very real  internal problems ... and especially when said problems act up
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 01:31:14 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"It is a sick way of getting attention.

Absolutely. He has somebody on another forum genuinely worried about him. However, he's a drama queen like cc said.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 01:43:16 AM
Quote from: "cc"We all know mel is a drama queen .... complete with many very real  internal problems ... and especially when said problems act up

He is certifiable.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blurt on February 20, 2020, 01:49:54 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"You have to take it seriously..



Blurt is the only person on these forums that has training in crisis intervention..



I don't know if he has contacted Mel in the past.


Yes, you do have to take it seriously, unfortunately. There's a popular myth out there that people who talk about killing themselves generally don't. In fact, they do. Especially when they have a history of suicidal ideation. This is even more the case when someone is diagnosed with a Borderline Personality Disorder. Mel meets both conditions.



This being said, it's nearly impossible to talk someone out of killing themselves via the internet when this person refuses all attempts at real-world connection on the part of those who would offer help and support. This is especially the case on anonymous forums dedicated to trolling and other forms of emotional jocularity.



I tried connecting with Mel in the past but was never successful.



At this point, not much can be done. Even alerting 911 is a useless manoeuvre when the person in distress is hidden behind a proxy server.



Mel, the Lone Wolf, will simply have to grin and bear his downward spiral for a spell.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Fashionista"You have to take it seriously..



Blurt is the only person on these forums that has training in crisis intervention..



I don't know if he has contacted Mel in the past.


Yes, you do have to take it seriously, unfortunately. There's a popular myth out there that people who talk about killing themselves generally don't. In fact, they do. Especially when they have a history of suicidal ideation. This is even more the case when someone is diagnosed with a Borderline Personality Disorder. Mel meets both conditions.



This being said, it's nearly impossible to talk someone out of killing themselves via the internet when this person refuses all attempts at real-world connection on the part of those who would offer help and support. This is especially the case on anonymous forums dedicated to trolling and other forms of emotional jocularity.



I tried connecting with Mel in the past but was never successful.



At this point, not much can be done. Even alerting 911 is a useless manoeuvre when the person in distress is hidden behind a proxy server.



Mel, the Lone Wolf, will simply have to grin and bear his downward spiral for a spell.

That wasn't what I was expecting.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 02:05:13 AM
I would write a note to the neighbor and say, "I'm planning on suicide but before I do that, I'm going to take out the nieghbour who keeps flicking a light switch on and off during the early hours of the morning." "Get my drift" Don't write that last bit though.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 02:08:24 AM
Quote from: "caskur"I would write a note to the neighbor and say, "I'm planning on suicide but before I do that, I'm going to take out the nieghbour who keeps flicking a light switch on and off during the early hours of the morning." "Get my drift" Don't write that last bit though.

He was drunk as a skunk.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 02:11:27 AM
Mel... if you do yourself in then that is one less white warrior... Whites are globally in the minority already, you dumb bum.... wake up to yourself and quit drinking that alcohol poison that rots your bobblehead.



ffs.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 02:14:18 AM
I was having trouble years back with a nutter next door... She died awhile ago now.



I just did the Feng Shui thingo on her and it worked a charm.....lol
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blurt on February 20, 2020, 02:18:21 AM
:woodoo:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blurt on February 20, 2020, 02:20:26 AM
Suicidal Crisis?



Two out of three Qualified Artists and Graphic Designers recommend White Supremacism and Feng Shui.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 02:21:42 AM
FINE ARTIST.... don't get it wrong now...



sheesh!~
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 02:24:24 AM
My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:12:52 AM
I don't want to raise any alarm, as my posts may appear suicidal at any given time when I drink...  You'd be shocked as to how much I drink during my downward spirals, which is every day, so pay no mind to that...



I just want to be left alone.  I don't want to see lights flashing, or people trying to modify my lifestyle, when I'm on my fucking porch talking on the phone.



I have no hesitation with placing my yard tractor on my property line, and letting it sit there screaming at full RPM day and night...  Careful what you wish for.



I foresee problems with the one neighbour, but I have to man up and handle my property as my own, and not give a fuck about them.



I can talk on the phone on my deck, at any hour I feel like, and if this neighbour thinks they can Strata my ass outta here, I can show you just what Mel is capable of.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:22:49 AM
Tonight there where no flashing lights from them, when I left my dwelling to have a smoke on my own fucking deck, to speak on my phone.



I hope they remain civil, because they have much more to lose than I do.



They don't like my Dump Truck...   :laugh:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:25:12 AM
My only other option is to move to The Prairies...



Where I could afford 100+ acres or so, and have NO fucking neighbours at all...
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 03:30:20 AM
Buy a lotto ticket... Then you might be able to afford a penthouse.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:31:59 AM
Quote from: "caskur"Buy a lotto ticket... Then you might be able to afford a penthouse.

I buy tickets all the time...



With the hopes that I win, and can afford to live away from people, but nicely...
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 03:35:37 AM
I can afford to live like a Queen in a developing country...



I'll just live like a Princess in my suburbia squat in the most isolated capital on the planet... that's good enough for me.



I have to be on a coast otherwise I would feel landlocked hence claustrophobic.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:38:34 AM
I've gotta man up...



Five acres in an unincorporated town, with no By-Laws...



How dare a fucking left wing hippy owner next door try to push their shit?



I must remain strong.



They shine that light one more fucking time, and you'll see just how much noise I can make...
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:44:49 AM
Why not set up a sensor light in his general direction?



Watch nightmare neighbor's on you tube.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 04:17:21 AM
I'll never leave this spot. I live in paradise..
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 06:01:35 AM
Quote from: "Mel"I moved to a place where I could be further away from people.



I spent much money, and risk, in doing so.



My one neighbour is awesome, but I don't think the other neighbour likes me.



They're like 200 fucking feet away, but somehow feel the need to flash their outside light on and off any time I speak on the phone past 21:00.



I'm pretty much done at this point.



I know that there is fuck all that they could do, if I decided to crank my shit up to 10, but simply talking on my fucking phone to people every now and then...



I'm getting to a point in life, where I'm done.  I don't really want to live anymore.



When you try to do everything right.  When you try be respectful.



I had a feeling this purchase would be nothing more than one more step towards the end...



I just want to be left the fuck alone.  I don't hassle your shit, so mind your own fucking business.



I drink, because I need to.  There is no other escape for me.




Do it faggot.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Dove on February 20, 2020, 08:42:44 AM
Quote from: "Mel"I don't want to raise any alarm, as my posts may appear suicidal at any given time when I drink...  You'd be shocked as to how much I drink during my downward spirals, which is every day, so pay no mind to that...



I just want to be left alone.  I don't want to see lights flashing, or people trying to modify my lifestyle, when I'm on my fucking porch talking on the phone.



I have no hesitation with placing my yard tractor on my property line, and letting it sit there screaming at full RPM day and night...  Careful what you wish for.



I foresee problems with the one neighbour, but I have to man up and handle my property as my own, and not give a fuck about them.



I can talk on the phone on my deck, at any hour I feel like, and if this neighbour thinks they can Strata my ass outta here, I can show you just what Mel is capable of.


 Or you could just ignore them.



 I wouldnt be shocked at how much you drink. I grew up with an alcoholic mother. I have had substance abuse issues.



 I did year long in house program and then a 2 year aftercare program and then I worked in the rehab.



 What I've notice is how people with addiction and substance abuse issues live in extremes. Which is what you are doing right now. You can ignore your neighbors entirely. If you have a substance abuse issue, your brain chemistry is also way out of whack for simple things will set you off on spirals.



 Have you considered counseling or AA? Or any sort of treatment?



 The cycle gets tiring, no?
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 08:52:43 AM
Quote from: "Guest"




Do it faggot.


^^^ How rude.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 08:53:41 AM
Did Mel end up blowing his brains out?



I was going to advise him to do it on the neighbors porch just to fuck with them
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 20, 2020, 08:56:57 AM
Quote from: "Guest"Did Mel end up blowing his brains out?



I was going to advise him to do it on the neighbors porch just to fuck with them


Dr Pigeonbrain Dovey the fake therapist is on the ball up there. No need for your input now.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Dove on February 20, 2020, 09:50:00 AM
Never claimed to be a therapist or fake therapist nor do I ever want to be a therapist.  I just know a lot about substance abuse after living in a recovery community for 5 years.



 I guess recovery sponsors are a also a bunch of fake therapist and people are better off either killing themselves or using substances....or they should discuss it with Cascur.  Cascur knows everything about everything.



 Try not to trip on her intellectual penis if you wanna add something to discussion.



 Yeah yanno what? I'm totally wrong and Mel should not at all connect this emotional extreme and suicide ideation with his drinking. He is a total fucking freak, so its better to discuss what property people own and how nice other peoples lives are.



 Clearly he needs to be cheered up, not guided to a substance abuse counselor or an AA program. What a pigeoned brained dick head I am.



 Carry on, Queeny Cas.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 10:59:52 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Suicidal Crisis?



Two out of three Qualified Artists and Graphic Designers recommend White Supremacism and Feng Shui.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blazor on February 20, 2020, 11:09:35 AM
Quote from: "Mel"I don't want to raise any alarm, as my posts may appear suicidal at any given time when I drink...  You'd be shocked as to how much I drink during my downward spirals, which is every day, so pay no mind to that...



I just want to be left alone.  I don't want to see lights flashing, or people trying to modify my lifestyle, when I'm on my fucking porch talking on the phone.



I have no hesitation with placing my yard tractor on my property line, and letting it sit there screaming at full RPM day and night...  Careful what you wish for.



I foresee problems with the one neighbour, but I have to man up and handle my property as my own, and not give a fuck about them.



I can talk on the phone on my deck, at any hour I feel like, and if this neighbour thinks they can Strata my ass outta here, I can show you just what Mel is capable of.


Thats the spirit  :thumbup:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 11:35:52 AM
Does this mean no brains will be blown out?
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: "Dove".... What a pigeoned brained dick head I am.



 Carry on, Queeny Cas.


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Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blurt on February 20, 2020, 11:46:40 AM
Mel, have you considered the possibility that the flashing lights are a sign that you're being abducted by aliens on a regular basis?



I mean, you do live in the boonies, after all.



Any blackouts or memory losses? Any bleeding from your anus?



Then, yep, alien abductions. Call the authorities.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 12:15:01 PM
When the neighbors flash their lights, flash your lights back.



And then wave at them Forest Gump style.



Are they vegetarians? Bring them fried chicken everyday.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 12:44:10 PM
Maybe the neighbors are flashing their lights cause they're hoping you'll break out into a dance show
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 03:32:13 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Mel"I don't want to raise any alarm, as my posts may appear suicidal at any given time when I drink...  You'd be shocked as to how much I drink during my downward spirals, which is every day, so pay no mind to that...



I just want to be left alone.  I don't want to see lights flashing, or people trying to modify my lifestyle, when I'm on my fucking porch talking on the phone.



I have no hesitation with placing my yard tractor on my property line, and letting it sit there screaming at full RPM day and night...  Careful what you wish for.



I foresee problems with the one neighbour, but I have to man up and handle my property as my own, and not give a fuck about them.



I can talk on the phone on my deck, at any hour I feel like, and if this neighbour thinks they can Strata my ass outta here, I can show you just what Mel is capable of.


Thats the spirit  :thumbup:

If any neighbour gives him grief, perceived or real, he'll be suicidal again.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 04:57:32 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Mel"I don't want to raise any alarm, as my posts may appear suicidal at any given time when I drink...  You'd be shocked as to how much I drink during my downward spirals, which is every day, so pay no mind to that...



I just want to be left alone.  I don't want to see lights flashing, or people trying to modify my lifestyle, when I'm on my fucking porch talking on the phone.



I have no hesitation with placing my yard tractor on my property line, and letting it sit there screaming at full RPM day and night...  Careful what you wish for.



I foresee problems with the one neighbour, but I have to man up and handle my property as my own, and not give a fuck about them.



I can talk on the phone on my deck, at any hour I feel like, and if this neighbour thinks they can Strata my ass outta here, I can show you just what Mel is capable of.


Thats the spirit  :thumbup:

If any neighbour gives him grief, perceived or real, he'll be suicidal again.

I don't know about that, but Mel will let us know about it.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: realgrimm on February 20, 2020, 07:32:11 PM
Well this threads a let down..



Make sure to record your demise, tell the camera that you dont feel safe anymore,and may have  to  rectify and enforce the keeper of the light with unrelenting escalated aggreesion creating a safe haven for the children of the dark..



Murder,suicide is the only solution
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 07:48:01 PM
I guess this means mel decided not to off himself



Bummer
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 07:54:14 PM
Quote from: "Guest"I guess this means mel decided not to off himself



Bummer

Why?
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 10:03:43 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

 ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 11:21:44 PM
Mel aint gonna kill himself over a lover's quarrel with the neighbours. Old Joe on the other hand should be on a twenty four hour suicide watch. He is almost a senior citizen, he is a virgin, he is broke and he is going to the penn for stalking and harassment. If anybody had reasons to take their own life, it's old Joe.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2020, 11:59:30 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.

I don't think he needs the troll act, but if he thinks he does, there's not much anyone can do to convince him otherwise.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 12:09:37 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

That takes balls and Flynn hasn't been my host for years.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 21, 2020, 02:53:43 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:


The man behind the troll is an A-hole



Kick him in the nuts, I say.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 21, 2020, 02:56:05 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.


Flynn is creative but you try churning out funny after funny for 15 or more years. See how you go.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 03:52:49 AM
It's all good now.



Sometimes I have a problem handling my drink, and posting, and real life shit also.



I slump into that from time to time...



Anybody that know Mel knows that.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 04:04:18 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Yes, you do have to take it seriously, unfortunately. There's a popular myth out there that people who talk about killing themselves generally don't. In fact, they do. Especially when they have a history of suicidal ideation. This is even more the case when someone is diagnosed with a Borderline Personality Disorder. Mel meets both conditions.



This being said, it's nearly impossible to talk someone out of killing themselves via the internet when this person refuses all attempts at real-world connection on the part of those who would offer help and support. This is especially the case on anonymous forums dedicated to trolling and other forms of emotional jocularity.



I tried connecting with Mel in the past but was never successful.



At this point, not much can be done. Even alerting 911 is a useless manoeuvre when the person in distress is hidden behind a proxy server.



Mel, the Lone Wolf, will simply have to grin and bear his downward spiral for a spell.

There are ups and downs to being a true lone Wolf, Blurtski...



It is not an easy way...  an easy life.



But you are correct in your assessment...  The true Lobo cannot be tamed.  The Lobo cannot be reasoned with.  The Lobo is Lobo, and will live or die as it pleases...
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 04:12:11 AM
I will post this once, and only once...



I have (and have always had) four different online 'personas'



Two were sober personas (genuine and troll), and drunk personas (genuine and troll).



I would try to keep them all separate, since it just made sense.  A drunk Mel is different from sober, serious Mel.



As the forum post count and numbers diminished over the years, it became harder and harder to do this...
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 21, 2020, 04:38:41 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Blurt"
Yes, you do have to take it seriously, unfortunately. There's a popular myth out there that people who talk about killing themselves generally don't. In fact, they do. Especially when they have a history of suicidal ideation. This is even more the case when someone is diagnosed with a Borderline Personality Disorder. Mel meets both conditions.



This being said, it's nearly impossible to talk someone out of killing themselves via the internet when this person refuses all attempts at real-world connection on the part of those who would offer help and support. This is especially the case on anonymous forums dedicated to trolling and other forms of emotional jocularity.



I tried connecting with Mel in the past but was never successful.



At this point, not much can be done. Even alerting 911 is a useless manoeuvre when the person in distress is hidden behind a proxy server.



Mel, the Lone Wolf, will simply have to grin and bear his downward spiral for a spell.

There are ups and downs to being a true lone Wolf, Blurtski...



It is not an easy way...  an easy life.



But you are correct in your assessment...  The true Lobo cannot be tamed.  The Lobo cannot be reasoned with.  The Lobo is Lobo, and will live or die as it pleases...


So our resident Pepé Le Pew is right on the money, eh?



hahahaha
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 04:40:09 AM
Fix your avatar!   acc_angry
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 21, 2020, 04:44:02 AM
Quote from: "Mel"Fix your avatar!   acc_angry


What about this one?



This one will give Flynn a boner for sure!~
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 04:47:18 AM
You size the god damn thing proper!  150 X 150 max!
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 09:59:11 AM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.


Flynn is creative but you try churning out funny after funny for 15 or more years. See how you go.

Flynn's troll was considered funny at one time.

 ac_wot
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2020, 10:58:36 AM
Quote from: "Mel"I will post this once, and only once...



I have (and have always had) four different online 'personas'



Two were sober personas (genuine and troll), and drunk personas (genuine and troll).



I would try to keep them all separate, since it just made sense.  A drunk Mel is different from sober, serious Mel.



As the forum post count and numbers diminished over the years, it became harder and harder to do this...

We all accept that forums have changed and most of us have adapted to that change. You are stuck in 2007 and hope everybody else will revert back too. It aint happening brother. Get used to it.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: caskur on February 21, 2020, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.


Flynn is creative but you try churning out funny after funny for 15 or more years. See how you go.

Flynn's troll was considered funny at one time.

 ac_wot


Flynn is vicious. Vicious can be funny.  ac_smile



Flynn is arguing with Dovey under an alt at SG. You just don't know which one.



Flynn is sneaky.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Blurt on February 22, 2020, 02:07:47 PM
Mel = Loco Lobo.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2020, 02:29:25 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.


Flynn is creative but you try churning out funny after funny for 15 or more years. See how you go.

Flynn's troll was considered funny at one time.

 ac_wot


Flynn is vicious. Vicious can be funny.  ac_smile



Flynn is arguing with Dovey under an alt at SG. You just don't know which one.



Flynn is sneaky.

I wish Flynn would drop his trolling for a minute and be himself.....if he remembers how.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Dove on February 22, 2020, 04:29:58 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Ironass Chink"
Quote from: "caskur"My note to the neighbor is his best advice.



Trust me, I truly am a master at psychological warfare.



I could stop that neighbor in 10 seconds flat.


STFU and go take another 3 megapixel pic of a birds asshole....You're full of shit, just like all Aussies.



BTW that ugly fucking avatar is still a sight better looking than your heinous, misshapen head.

Let's see what you look like Flynn, you gender confused old faggot. I can spot your posts from space and after ten litres of barrel wash.

I think most people can..



I wish Flynn would drop the troll act once in a while so we get to see a glimpse of the man behind the troll..



He can go back to his troll act immediately after.

 :laugh:

Troils like Flynn are not very good. They think if they stop being assholes, they may have to get creative and he doesn't know how to do that.


Flynn is creative but you try churning out funny after funny for 15 or more years. See how you go.

Flynn's troll was considered funny at one time.

 ac_wot


Flynn is vicious. Vicious can be funny.  ac_smile



Flynn is arguing with Dovey under an alt at SG. You just don't know which one.



Flynn is sneaky.


 So long as the posts are coherent and it's got my interest, that's all that matters.



 The person behind the handle isnt really the important thing.



 If it is Flynn, I'm glad to see he/she/it has evolved a bit from spewing out insult generator blubber and shrieking about anal sex and welfare



 Stepping up should be encouraged!
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2020, 05:03:52 PM
Flyn was so miserable at Bastard Factory. Scrolling through all the fecal pics just made her/him angrier.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2020, 05:09:55 PM
Quote from: "Flame Truth News"Flyn was so miserable at Bastard Factory. Scrolling through all the fecal pics just made her/him angrier.

Flynn is a him, not a hymn.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2020, 02:14:22 AM
Quote from: "caskur"What about this one?

Acceptable Av size!  I will drink to that!



Understand that I cannot view images posted here, since I'm permabanned and can only post as Guest, but yer Av is much better now!  Well sized!
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Berry Sweet on February 23, 2020, 02:51:27 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Mel"I will post this once, and only once...



I have (and have always had) four different online 'personas'



Two were sober personas (genuine and troll), and drunk personas (genuine and troll).



I would try to keep them all separate, since it just made sense.  A drunk Mel is different from sober, serious Mel.



As the forum post count and numbers diminished over the years, it became harder and harder to do this...

We all accept that forums have changed and most of us have adapted to that change. You are stuck in 2007 and hope everybody else will revert back too. It aint happening brother. Get used to it.


 :t1236:
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2020, 04:41:46 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Mel"I will post this once, and only once...



I have (and have always had) four different online 'personas'



Two were sober personas (genuine and troll), and drunk personas (genuine and troll).



I would try to keep them all separate, since it just made sense.  A drunk Mel is different from sober, serious Mel.



As the forum post count and numbers diminished over the years, it became harder and harder to do this...

We all accept that forums have changed and most of us have adapted to that change. You are stuck in 2007 and hope everybody else will revert back too. It aint happening brother. Get used to it.


Mel is a ""Flame Icon"" too?
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2020, 06:10:11 AM
No neighbour flicks their light at me when I sit on my back porch chatting on my phone. They all know I would blow up their letterboxes if they tried that shit on in my neighbourhood.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2020, 06:32:42 PM
I guess you didn't hear the update to this story, Mel's neighbour was having a heart attack and trying to signal for help. The last words he heard before dying was "go fuck yourself asshole". I also hear that the family doesn't want Mel at the funeral.
Title: Re: I think I'm ready to end things...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2020, 10:50:25 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Mel"I will post this once, and only once...



I have (and have always had) four different online 'personas'



Two were sober personas (genuine and troll), and drunk personas (genuine and troll).



I would try to keep them all separate, since it just made sense.  A drunk Mel is different from sober, serious Mel.



As the forum post count and numbers diminished over the years, it became harder and harder to do this...

We all accept that forums have changed and most of us have adapted to that change. You are stuck in 2007 and hope everybody else will revert back too. It aint happening brother. Get used to it.


Mel is a ""Flame Icon"" too?

Mel isn't a flamer.
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