Yesterday I was given the honor of interviewing the biggest name in this community. Today, we take a complete 180 and look a little lower in significance.
Bonesaw is a myriad of personalities. He is a loner, he has a life coach, a damaged eye, and a receding hairline that screams bad genetics. He's also one of the first ever members of flametown to be laughed off the iconic Brawl Hall flame forum.
Let's hear, in his own words, what makes Bonesaw who he is. This is a transcript of the Morse code interaction we had as, he put it, "you just can't be too careful"
Thank you for this time Bonesaw
Larry, if we're going to do this, please, call me what my mother called me. We're friends, right? Friends
don't call each other by their internet handles, it cumbersome, like spanking a child in public with a smile on your face. Those around you who see it just might not get the satisfaction. I do...oh, I surely do. Do you have children, Larry?
um, no?
Do you discipline them?
Bonesaw...
Well I hope you do. Nothing is more organic then beating your own children. I was beaten by my mother on a daily basis. I made me hard.
like convicts in prison hard?
No, it made my penis hard. I loved it, every bit of it. Sometimes you have those moments where you feel like wings magically appear inside your pants. I savor them, like dark chocolate. It's like a birthday Sunday, table for one.
what?
See, you wouldn't know. Your one of them. My life coach says I'm turning the corner in life and that maybe one day I can become a life coach. I want to. Who better then to help and mold the young minds of the next generation then me? Sitting around, no pants on, I can accomplish more with less. Have you seen my IQ? Have you seen the bald spot forming on my head? I got this. High five?
let's change the subject. Tell me about your relationship with Brent? Why did he doxx you?
Well it's complicated, like trying to unwrap a burger from mcdonalds that doesn't come in a cardboard container, so work with me here.
Brent and I both share a love of professional wrestling. When he told me he was training to be a wrestler, he grew my fancy. We met up one day to watch old WWF tapes, you know, Bruno Sammartino, and he quickly put a pillow in the corner of the room. We layed on the bed naked, watching wrestling and listening to the song "aqualung" by Jethro Till backwards while masturbating. He asked if he could put his finger up my anus, saying it was something he learned during training and that if he did it I would become a wrestler myself, like a secret handshake. I didn't want to be a wrestler, so I declined.
Brent ran into the corner by the pillow and started ramming his head. It was a makeshift turnbuckle. I told him I can't have this, that my mother upstairs would be upset, and told him to leave. He's been bitter ever since.
were you comfortable doing a podcast. Your voice doesn't have a very masculine tone
Hey, that's me on a handful of meds. You think it's easy making podcasts? I also live in a group home and don't want everyone's hearing me.
Every summer we take a cruise, open up, ya know? Half way thru we tell stories and urinate on each other. They call me dead shot. I laser people.
this is all quite disturbing...
Have you seen a picture of me? That's disturbing. I'm losing my hair quicker every day to the point I asked the eyebrow lady at the mall to color in a hairline for me one day for a job interview. Long story short, I didn't get the job. I sweated so much I left trains of ink down my face and looked the The Crow. Brandon Lee, I'm not. That god for disability checks. But then again, I really wanted a slice of Sbarro pizza.
lastly, King Martini is making a feature length movie about you. How do you feel about that
There isn't a better person then me. He has alot of material to work with.
he has stated he has an interview with one of your ex's that, in his own words will "help promote the healing of a warped, damaged mind".
What? He talked to my mother!!!!
thank you Bonesaw, for this interview

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^^^^^
Openly homosexual.
Wave that rainbow banner son.
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Who are these people?
Those men doing soy boy face.
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Those men doing soy boy face.
Who are they?
It's just a collage.
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It's just a collage.
Nobody from these forums?
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
I'm here to socialize and participate in discussions.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
DD doesn't put this tiny little community at risk with handles that flirt with genocide.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
I'm here to socialize and participate in discussions.
Still, you let us know that blurt is the only member who could possibly have crisis intervention training and that slbro has a gf.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
I'm here to socialize and participate in discussions.
Still, you let us know that blurt is the only member who could possibly have crisis intervention training and that slbro has a gf.
They are both posters here and have said that themselves multiple times. How is Fash supposed to know what every poster on flame boards had for breakfast February 22, 2006. What is your point idiot.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
Cry some moar, baybee!
She'snot. Somebody should have inserted BS and Brent's pics in that collage.
Brent has Bonesaw's pic on his nightstand and Bonesaw has Brent's pic on his nightstand.
They have a complicated relationship.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
Cry some moar, baybee!
It is Scouse as I am sure you figured out. He and Mel are battling it out for the size thirty eight diaper award for the number one forum baybee.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
Cry some moar, baybee!
It is Scouse as I am sure you figured out. He and Mel are battling it out for the size thirty eight diaper award for the number one forum baybee.
Scouse and Seamajor are the main ones who cry about me saving pics posted by members for possible future photoshops, and me recalling things people have written or done...
Basically... they're complaining about flaming and trolling on forums or forum sections dedicated to flaming or trolling...
...yet they're incapable of recognizing the inherent self ownage in that... ac_biggrin
Seamoron gets additional points for having the lowest cognitive functioning abilities.
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Seamoron gets additional points for having the lowest cognitive functioning abilities.
Dunno... Scouse and his mates give Seaboobs a run for his money...
https://youtu.be/zO2g7WV3GlQ
All of Scouse's aryan mates are 1/3rd his age. They would lose their allowance for sneaking in a bar.
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All of Scouse's aryan mates are 1/3rd his age. They would lose their allowance for sneaking in a bar.
18 is the drinking age. They're legal...
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All of Scouse's aryan mates are 1/3rd his age. They would lose their allowance for sneaking in a bar.
18 is the drinking age. They're legal...
ac_toofunny
So this is the flame icon they are talking about?
So young man, how much does the profession "flame icon" pay?
Do you have health benefits?
What you just wrote, what exactly is that supposed to be? That some a new type of literary porn or are you just really retarded?
I want an honest answer.
Waiting.
Flame Icon
Lol
Mongtini and Sour Cunt ran from a match with me and dovey
Flame icons ac_toofunny
Ah, but remember, Joo: he stepped up to the plate for the exhibition match against me (The NEWB) and Rotwang (The Village Elderberry) so there's that.
I think you were there, too, for that, but I'm not 100% sure. Did you participate in that match?
:wink:
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Ah, but remember, Joo: he stepped up to the plate for the exhibition match against me (The NEWB) and Rotwang (The Village Elderberry) so there's that.
I think you were there, too, for that, but I'm not 100% sure. Did you participate in that match?
:wink:
Did he step up? I seem to recall that I was the only one who bothered to post in that match
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
I'm here to socialize and participate in discussions.
Still, you let us know that blurt is the only member who could possibly have crisis intervention training and that slbro has a gf.
Blurt's a known liar. He wouldn't know the truth if it spanked him on his fruity ass.
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Who are these people?
One of them is actually Bonesaw, you can have a fortune cookie if you can guess which one...
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
I'm here to socialize and participate in discussions.
Still, you let us know that blurt is the only member who could possibly have crisis intervention training and that slbro has a gf.
Blurt's a known liar. He wouldn't know the truth if it spanked him on his fruity ass.
Wow, imagine that. Someone on an anonymous internet forum accused of lying, by a fruitcake who can't even claim its own name.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
I'm here to socialize and participate in discussions.
Still, you let us know that blurt is the only member who could possibly have crisis intervention training and that slbro has a gf.
Blurt's a known liar. He wouldn't know the truth if it spanked him on his fruity ass.
Wow, imagine that. Someone on an anonymous internet forum accused of lying, by a fruitcake who can't even claim its own name.
:MG_216: :pop:
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So this is the flame icon they are talking about?
So young man, how much does the profession "flame icon" pay?
Do you have health benefits?
What you just wrote, what exactly is that supposed to be? That some a new type of literary porn or are you just really retarded?
I want an honest answer.
Waiting.
MOM, I am working undercover for Flame Truth News and King Martini is going to be coming out with this amazing new website.
Why you attacking him??????
I downloaded all fifty of his podcasts and one and a half were funny. That must mean something, right?
Just stop, ok.
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Lol
Mongtini and Sour Cunt ran from a match with me and dovey
Never saw the challenge. Can hardly have said to have run from a challenge when you're prancing about making them in my absence.
More proof you can't flame and know it. An actual flamer... of any description... would have issued the challenge where his quarry would see it. Not waited until his target was absent before issuing the challenge solely for the purposes of crowing he had been run from.
You are no flamer. You never were and you never will be. Which is why you have to resort to destroying websites like a common script kiddie tard. QED.
Hint: this is where you claim I am here 24/7 Jersey Gurl. It is also where people like Ceedub, Freud and Bonesaw recognize you for being full of shit when you do, and it is the precursor to my pointing out that if you were truly dinkum about facing off one on one, you would have bitched and moaned privately to any of them to communicate to me via email or phone to swing past and see the challenge.
You're the coward with no game. Remember that.
Triggered, lmao, running girl.
Callout ? Me and Dovey vs you and poofer. 7 days. Here.
Or are you still not here and still cannot see it? ac_toofunny
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Who are these people?
One of them is actually Bonesaw, you can have a fortune cookie if you can guess which one...
Keep the cookie, I don't need to know.
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MOM, I am working undercover for Flame Truth News and King Martini is going to be coming out with this amazing new website.
Why you attacking him??????
I downloaded all fifty of his podcasts and one and a half were funny. That must mean something, right?
Just stop, ok.
Regan, how many times do I have to tell you to stop messing around on these "flame" boards you god dam little stinker!!
I am so pissed off at you right now!!!
Are you planning on dating this King "Flame Icon" Martini guy??
I will be damned if I allow you to date such an idiot, I don't care how many fucking podcasts he makes.
Did you read about how his last date went???
Do you want a Nintendo Switch that fucking bad?
I will just waste the money I was saving for your college education and buy you a stupid Nintendo Switch if it means you will stop palling around this "Flame Icon" asshole.
I just about had it with you today!!! :mad:
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
Cry some moar, baybee!
It is Scouse as I am sure you figured out. He and Mel are battling it out for the size thirty eight diaper award for the number one forum baybee.
Scouse and Seamajor are the main ones who cry about me saving pics posted by members for possible future photoshops, and me recalling things people have written or done...
Basically... they're complaining about flaming and trolling on forums or forum sections dedicated to flaming or trolling...
...yet they're incapable of recognizing the inherent self ownage in that... ac_biggrin
The pic saving award goes to Sea Dunce.
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I don't keep a record of all the personal details and/or photos of posters..
No, that's Freud's speciality...
Cry some moar, baybee!
It is Scouse as I am sure you figured out. He and Mel are battling it out for the size thirty eight diaper award for the number one forum baybee.
Scouse and Seamajor are the main ones who cry about me saving pics posted by members for possible future photoshops, and me recalling things people have written or done...
Basically... they're complaining about flaming and trolling on forums or forum sections dedicated to flaming or trolling...
...yet they're incapable of recognizing the inherent self ownage in that... ac_biggrin
The pic saving award goes to Sea Dunce.
You are a bophune with no entagraty.
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Lol
Mongtini and Sour Cunt ran from a match with me and dovey
Never saw the challenge. Can hardly have said to have run from a challenge when you're prancing about making them in my absence.
More proof you can't flame and know it. An actual flamer... of any description... would have issued the challenge where his quarry would see it. Not waited until his target was absent before issuing the challenge solely for the purposes of crowing he had been run from.
You are no flamer. You never were and you never will be. Which is why you have to resort to destroying websites like a common script kiddie tard. QED.
You seem to know about everything else that gets posted.
I think it's funny that you deemed yourself the gatekeeper on who is flamer. You arent the fucking boss of that.
Letsee....flaming is insulting people for fun on the internet. So everyone who does that is a flamer. It's pretty simple.
What kinda weirdo freak loser tries to make it more than that? Lulz. Ridiculous.
Joo did not hack or wreck FT. If he had, it would be conpletely gone. Stop accusing people of shit they didnt do. It makes you look paranoid.
So we did invite you guys to have one of your over glorified posting contests you call a flame match. Several times.
Yet neither of you seem capable of having any sort of light hearted fun exchange. You just drop 30k on how not worth it Joo is and spots on your droid screen and Poofer cannot even directly address me as himself and wont post anywhere I am unless he can take shots while having me censored. Pretty weak, for both of you.
Stop taking this shit so seriously and let's see some of this iconic genius you guys constantly discuss yet never actually demonstrate.
And no, getting made fun of on the internet does not make you specail, regardless of how little attention you get in real life that makes you think getting discussed on a forum makes you some sort of celebratey.
It's boring watching you guys talk in painful detail about a week 15 years ago where a few people posted some funny stuff before your own "flame town" burned itself down with real life stalking because 90 percent of you have anti socail disorders.
Let's see some funny shit NOW. Should be easy for "icons". Having Flyn meatsheild you and boost you up is sweet and all but let's see this massive "talent".
Dove, you are the forum hooker. You fuck forum guyz and then try and rationionalize it when it doesn't work out. How pathetic are you.
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Dove, you are the forum hooker. You fuck forum guyz and then try and rationionalize it when it doesn't work out. How pathetic are you.
"Forum guyz"?
Rationalize what? I'm 39 years old and I'll fuck whoever I want.
People in their right mind dont give a shit what other people do sexually.
Repeating your bullshit moral outrage over and over doesnt equate to me rationalizing. I'd fuck your dad and wipe my pussy on your pillow if I felt like it and I wouldnt owe you a single explanation. (Granted your dad is was alive....I draw the line at necrophilis)
So basically 90 of flamers are incels, then.
How long are you gonna cry about me fucking "forum guyz"? I fucked Murd too, btw. So I forum gurlz too omg. Worked out just fine for me.
UwU someones incel ragin omg!
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Lol
Mongtini and Sour Cunt ran from a match with me and dovey
Never saw the challenge. Can hardly have said to have run from a challenge when you're prancing about making them in my absence.
More proof you can't flame and know it. An actual flamer... of any description... would have issued the challenge where his quarry would see it. Not waited until his target was absent before issuing the challenge solely for the purposes of crowing he had been run from.
You are no flamer. You never were and you never will be. Which is why you have to resort to destroying websites like a common script kiddie tard. QED.
You seem to know about everything else that gets posted.
I think it's funny that you deemed yourself the gatekeeper on who is flamer. You arent the fucking boss of that.
Letsee....flaming is insulting people for fun on the internet. So everyone who does that is a flamer. It's pretty simple.
What kinda weirdo freak loser tries to make it more than that? Lulz. Ridiculous.
Joo did not hack or wreck FT. If he had, it would be conpletely gone. Stop accusing people of shit they didnt do. It makes you look paranoid.
So we did invite you guys to have one of your over glorified posting contests you call a flame match. Several times.
Yet neither of you seem capable of having any sort of light hearted fun exchange. You just drop 30k on how not worth it Joo is and spots on your droid screen and Poofer cannot even directly address me as himself and wont post anywhere I am unless he can take shots while having me censored. Pretty weak, for both of you.
Stop taking this shit so seriously and let's see some of this iconic genius you guys constantly discuss yet never actually demonstrate.
And no, getting made fun of on the internet does not make you specail, regardless of how little attention you get in real life that makes you think getting discussed on a forum makes you some sort of celebratey.
It's boring watching you guys talk in painful detail about a week 15 years ago where a few people posted some funny stuff before your own "flame town" burned itself down with real life stalking because 90 percent of you have anti socail disorders.
Let's see some funny shit NOW. Should be easy for "icons". Having Flyn meatsheild you and boost you up is sweet and all but let's see this massive "talent".
The day Cunt got cunted ac_toofunny
Whats that Oak calls him? "Someone's cunt?" Yeah she hit the nail right dead on the head with that one
Did you see where the clown said I should have contacted bone or cw so they could phone him? Lmao. This fucker serious? He got a pager? On call 24/7 like a small town doctor? Is there a hotline? 1-800-Sum-punk that plugs you into the payphone closest to the garage he sleeps in?
Omg lol I never sheen a fucking shutin try this hard to be a thing :roll:
So, you admit, you are a pathetic nymph. That is the first step in your recovery.
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So, you admit, you are a pathetic nymph. That is the first step in your recovery.
I have no intention of changing my sexual behavoir because some forum incel dipshit is offended by it.
I'd scissor fuck your mom into next month if I felt like it, too.
Fuck your whole family and your neighbor if I felt like it. I'd shoot my period load into your sister.
I'd use your angry, offended tears as lubes, too.
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So, you admit, you are a pathetic nymph. That is the first step in your recovery.
I have no intention of changing my sexual behavoir because some forum incel dipshit is offended by it.
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What if it were some Flame Incel like Sand in Cunt here? Would you change if he stated throwing his verbal snow cones at you?
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So, you admit, you are a pathetic nymph. That is the first step in your recovery.
I have no intention of changing my sexual behavoir because some forum incel dipshit is offended by it.
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What if it were some Flame Incel like Sand in Cunt here? Would you change if he stated throwing his verbal snow cones at you?
I'll still be a slut after I make fun of him lulz.
Not interested in changing anything about that at all.
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Let's see some funny shit NOW. .
What do you mean by that?
Ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but you actually expect me to amuse you, make you laugh?
My new job is to make you laugh. I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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Let's see some funny shit NOW. .
What do you mean by that?
Ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but you actually expect me to amuse you, make you laugh?
My new job is to make you laugh. I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Are you just now figuring that out?
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Let's see some funny shit NOW. .
What do you mean by that?
Ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but you actually expect me to amuse you, make you laugh?
My new job is to make you laugh. I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Are you just now figuring that out?
That's Goodfellas. LOL!!!!
I love that scene
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Let's see some funny shit NOW. .
What do you mean by that?
Ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but you actually expect me to amuse you, make you laugh?
My new job is to make you laugh. I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Are you just now figuring that out?
That's Goodfellas. LOL!!!!
I love that scene
I've never watched it!
Actually is that the one with him cheating on his wife and she wakes him up with a gun and his face and she shows up the other womans apartment building yelling about how there "IS A HOOR!" Living in the building?
Lol
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So, you admit, you are a pathetic nymph. That is the first step in your recovery.
Who on these forums is not a whore. I mean besides Mel's incel pals.