Title: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 12:33:02 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 12:33:02 PM
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 12:34:59 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 12:34:59 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
flametruth you say. I will pass.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 12:39:48 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 12:39:48 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 12:49:54 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 12:49:54 PM
he should have just came right out and started a thread asking all the guys if they'd be interested in buggering him silly in the back of a rape van while he wears their underwear on his head.
what a tool
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 12:54:08 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 12:54:08 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
Old Joe and Aryan would like that.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 12:59:27 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 12:59:27 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
Old Joe and Aryan would like that.
Oh hell yeah. Wait till aryan sees that. His eyes will inflate to like 25 times their normal size and begin salivating like a rabid hyena
Remember those cartoons where the coyotes eyes would pop into what looked like telescopes coming out of his eye sockets? That's how aryan will react to the thought of "relaxing with his pants off" in a room full of men.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 01:01:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 01:01:27 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
Old Joe and Aryan would like that.
Oh hell yeah. Wait till aryan sees that. His eyes will inflate to like 25 times their normal size and begin salivating like a rabid hyena
Remember those cartoons where the coyotes eyes would pop into what looked like telescopes coming out of his eye sockets? That's how aryan will react to the thought of "relaxing with his pants off" in a room full of men.
Especially if KM posts a picture of himself in a uniform with jackboots.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 01:03:48 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 01:03:48 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
This is why he says we are not "flamers".
There two definitions to "flamer"
flamer
Noun
(plural flamers)
(colloquial, often pejorative) A very flamboyant ("flaming"), effeminate gay male.
(computing, slang) One who flames, or posts vitriolic criticism.
Our silly mistake? We have been using the second and posting vitriolic critism.
So of course you and I are not flamers.
It all makes sense now.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 01:07:02 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 01:07:02 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 02:11:15 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 02:11:15 PM
KY MartiniQuote from: "Dove"ac_lmfao ac_lmfao
lol... I'm saying tho.
What grown man tells other men to come on in, take their pants off and relax?
KY-martini be like "hey guys, come on in and take your pants off while freshen up and lube my ass crack"
wtf ?
And this fucking spazz is saying he's a radio talk show host now? What station? LGBTs .1 FM?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 02:14:49 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 02:14:49 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 02:26:01 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 02:26:01 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 03:06:12 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 03:06:12 PM
I just fired up a proxy and took a look at this new iteration of FailureTruth.com and to be honest I was quite shocked at the newest thread authored by the village idiot.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Can someone tell me why King Mumbling Moron is asking a room full of men to "take their pants off and relax" ?
Is this the new big thing in Flamingfagtown?
Taking off your pants to relax while KY-martini slips your cock into his mouth as you're conversating with the next dude?
what a fucking joke. No wonder he's running from the call out here.
Old Joe and Aryan would like that.
If gays are there, so is Jo Ho Mo.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 03:36:29 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 03:36:29 PM
Hey DJ SpermSplash make that fucking faggot KY-martini some background music for an experience where a bunch of grown ass men sit around discussing video games with their pants off.Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Omg this was hilarious.
I'm fucking dying
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 03:38:24 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 03:38:24 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:41:37 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:41:37 PM
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 03:43:38 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 03:43:38 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fair
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:44:52 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:44:52 PM
This some kind of faganese sub culture we're unaware of
Nigga you done, right then and then
take your pants off
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:47:00 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:47:00 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 03:51:13 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 03:51:13 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
It sounds even worse if you're English
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:54:57 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 03:54:57 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 04:40:50 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 04:40:50 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
I remembered the last time I invited you to come in and take your pants off and relax.
I came so hard my thighs trembled for hours. I struggled cooking dinner.
*sigh*
I guess you cant win the lotto twice. Maybe I was just missing a dick?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 04:43:04 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 04:43:04 PM
How fucking high do you have to be to say something like that?Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
High enough to be honest
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 04:59:54 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 04:59:54 PM
How fucking high do you have to be to say something like that?Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
High enough to be honestac_toofunny
Hahahahahaha
He saw "truth" in the URL bar and had a swaggart moment
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 05:01:48 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 05:01:48 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
I remembered the last time I invited you to come in and take your pants off and relax.
I came so hard my thighs trembled for hours. I struggled cooking dinner.
*sigh*
I guess you cant win the lotto twice. Maybe I was just missing a dick?
I remember you falling off the bed once and curling up into a fetal position shaking like them people from scanners
Good times
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 05:02:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 05:02:30 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 05:08:45 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 05:08:45 PM
lamo@ "take your pants off and relax guys"Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
he should have just came right out and started a thread asking all the guys if they'd be interested in buggering him silly in the back of a rape van while he wears their underwear on his head.
what a tool
As president, I will make sure that all rape vans must be registered as medical facilities so nobody has to fear an anal abortion ever again while they play with my hairy legs. All Rape vans must have licenced securiuty to keep neighborhood scurges like corn pop at bay.
Can I count on blue cashew for Biden 2020?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 05:13:38 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 05:13:38 PM
lamo@ "take your pants off and relax guys"Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
he should have just came right out and started a thread asking all the guys if they'd be interested in buggering him silly in the back of a rape van while he wears their underwear on his head.
what a tool
As president, I will make sure that all rape vans must be registered as medical facilities so nobody has to fear an anal abortion ever again while they play with my hairy legs. All Rape vans must have licenced securiuty to keep neighborhood scurges like corn pop at bay.
Can I count on blue cashew for Biden 2020?
lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 06:23:23 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 06:23:23 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
I remembered the last time I invited you to come in and take your pants off and relax.
I came so hard my thighs trembled for hours. I struggled cooking dinner.
*sigh*
I guess you cant win the lotto twice. Maybe I was just missing a dick?
I remember you falling off the bed once and curling up into a fetal position shaking like them people from scanners
Good timesac_razz
Remember when you ate me out and the water park and I squirted and then we laughed really hard because you made me squirt at a water park so it was like a water park on your face too.....and then we ordered quesidias and laughed about what a retard Poofer is that we actually created a Poofer code video and he was putting homosexual messages in his posts?
I'm glad he is coming out now.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 06:27:28 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 06:27:28 PM
How fucking high do you have to be to say something like that?Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
High enough to be honestac_toofunny
Hahahahahaha
He saw "truth" in the URL bar and had a swaggart momentac_toofunny
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 07:14:42 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 07:14:42 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
I remembered the last time I invited you to come in and take your pants off and relax.
I came so hard my thighs trembled for hours. I struggled cooking dinner.
*sigh*
I guess you cant win the lotto twice. Maybe I was just missing a dick?
I remember you falling off the bed once and curling up into a fetal position shaking like them people from scanners
Good timesac_razz
Remember when you ate me out and the water park and I squirted and then we laughed really hard because you made me squirt at a water park so it was like a water park on your face too.....and then we ordered quesidias and laughed about what a retard Poofer is that we actually created a Poofer code video and he was putting homosexual messages in his posts?
I'm glad he is coming out now.
I remember that. The squirting part mostly. That was very enjoyable
And yes poofer a.k.a king mirthy did post some rather homoerotic stuff at the time which was always a bit odd. He was just never as open and honest about his homosexuality until now.
There was always the name "Poofer" tho. I mean, just look at the first definition for the word "Poofer" in the urban dictionary
joo -- YOu fucking faggot I ain't taking my pants off anywhere around you.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 08:01:36 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 08:01:36 PM
:roll:
I'd fucking humiliate this clown for a third time if he ever showed up for a match here.
Maybe if you take your pants off and relax he will show up in your bushes.
Asking for bus fairac_toofunny
I'd be stunned if I were invited to a party at some random dude's house and he told me to take my pants off and relax
wtf?
I swear to God I'd knock out all his fronts right then and there.
Taking my shoes and my hat off is as far as I'm going homie.
Fucking fruit cake
I remembered the last time I invited you to come in and take your pants off and relax.
I came so hard my thighs trembled for hours. I struggled cooking dinner.
*sigh*
I guess you cant win the lotto twice. Maybe I was just missing a dick?
I remember you falling off the bed once and curling up into a fetal position shaking like them people from scanners
Good timesac_razz
Remember when you ate me out and the water park and I squirted and then we laughed really hard because you made me squirt at a water park so it was like a water park on your face too.....and then we ordered quesidias and laughed about what a retard Poofer is that we actually created a Poofer code video and he was putting homosexual messages in his posts?
I'm glad he is coming out now.
I remember that. The squirting part mostly. That was very enjoyable
And yes poofer a.k.a king mirthy did post some rather homoerotic stuff at the time which was always a bit odd. He was just never as open and honest about his homosexuality until now.
There was always the name "Poofer" tho. I mean, just look at the first definition for the word "Poofer" in the urban dictionaryhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poofer
joo -- YOu fucking faggot I ain't taking my pants off anywhere around you.
I kinda forgot who Poofer was for a few minutes because I was busy remembering our date nights and how your face used to shimmer in the candle light after I spent a few hours glazing it like a doughnut. Gotdamn you were the master.
Poofwuh?
I think KY Moidtini is jealous of me because when I ask you to take your pants off relax, you'll do it.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:10:32 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:10:32 PM
How fucking high do you have to be to say something like that?Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
High enough to be honestac_toofunny
I'm not high as a kite, but I'll be honest *meow* he never has lube when he makes me pretend my name is Sabrina *meow*
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 08:12:10 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 08:12:10 PM
I kinda forgot who Poofer was for a few minutes because I was busy remembering our date nights and how your face used to shimmer in the candle light after I spent a few hours glazing it like a doughnut. Gotdamn you were the master.
Poofwuh?
I think KY Moidtini is jealous of me because when I ask you to take your pants off relax, you'll do it.:roll:
Shit, you ain't gotta tell me twice ma ... but when my pants come off there won't be no relaxing. And I put my mouth in it to win it so pack a lunch. or several
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:30:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:30:09 PM
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 08:34:26 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 08:34:26 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
That nigga KY-martini? He deepthroats sleeping bags. With people in em.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:35:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:35:01 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:46:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:46:09 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
I'm doing good. I lost a family member recently and I've been offline dealing with all that... Hope all is well with you
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:57:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 08:57:27 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
I'm doing good. I lost a family member recently and I've been offline dealing with all that... Hope all is well with youac_smile
Sorry to hear that. Always tough losing a family member.
I aint too bad for an old fart. Soon be spring and that puts a spring in old Herman's step.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:00:18 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:00:18 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
I'm doing good. I lost a family member recently and I've been offline dealing with all that... Hope all is well with youac_smile
Sorry to hear that. Always tough losing a family member.
I aint too bad for an old fart. Soon be spring and that puts a spring in old Herman's step.
Good to hear
I love all the seasons actually... but summer is my favorite because I'm a beach dweller.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:11:16 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:11:16 PM
thank you
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:18:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:18:07 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
I'm doing good. I lost a family member recently and I've been offline dealing with all that... Hope all is well with youac_smile
Sorry to hear that. Always tough losing a family member.
I aint too bad for an old fart. Soon be spring and that puts a spring in old Herman's step.
Good to hearac_drinks
I love all the seasons actually... but summer is my favorite because I'm a beach dweller.
I like the water too, but we don't have too many beaches in Saskatchewan.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:40:32 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:40:32 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
I'm doing good. I lost a family member recently and I've been offline dealing with all that... Hope all is well with youac_smile
Sorry to hear that. Always tough losing a family member.
I aint too bad for an old fart. Soon be spring and that puts a spring in old Herman's step.
Good to hearac_drinks
I love all the seasons actually... but summer is my favorite because I'm a beach dweller.
I love summer too..
I used to walk my dog when I had one, roller blading, cycling, and my garden.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:53:39 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 09:53:39 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:01:21 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:01:21 PM
I kinda forgot who Poofer was for a few minutes because I was busy remembering our date nights and how your face used to shimmer in the candle light after I spent a few hours glazing it like a doughnut. Gotdamn you were the master.
Poofwuh?
I think KY Moidtini is jealous of me because when I ask you to take your pants off relax, you'll do it.:roll:
Shit, you ain't gotta tell me twice ma ... but when my pants come off there won't be no relaxing. And I put my mouth in it to win it so pack a lunch. or severalac_dance
I barely had to tell you once lol you had my pussy trained like Pavlon, when you walked in the door and said "20 minutes" my panties dropped.
Remember that time I came so hard in your mouth that I passed out and you thought I died?
That was a good day.
It was nice washing my hands with soap in your bathroom.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:12:29 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:12:29 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:13:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:13:34 PM
Just had to clear that up lol.
~ Dovey.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:19:38 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:19:38 PM
When I ejaculated my dick actual say a few words, remember that? it was like those talking dog videos where it sounds like they are saying "I love youuuuu"Quote from: "Guest"
Omg yes
I cant breathe!
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:21:43 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:21:43 PM
WTF is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:27:14 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:27:14 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
Thank you
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:33:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:33:10 PM
Are the people posting this shitQuote from: "Erin"a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers?Are all the porn sites shut down?
WTF is wrong with you?
Perhaps.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:33:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:33:22 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:39:04 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:39:04 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:40:18 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:40:18 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
I just blew a huge load. Did not think this would work so well
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:41:13 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:41:13 PM
Why am I not allowed into martini's tree house?Quote from: "Pants"
Do you mean flametruth?
I don't know who you are, but I was told that they don't want regular posters from here posting there.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:41:32 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:41:32 PM
That's what flaming has become nowadays
it's the only path to iconship.
lolz
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:43:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:43:30 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:44:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:44:03 PM
You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.
That's what flaming has become nowadays
it's the only path to iconship.
lolz
It's like a Turkish bath is it.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:44:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:44:24 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:45:56 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:45:56 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out:2r4ml1j_th:
I haven't had that problem.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:47:07 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:47:07 PM
Why am I not allowed into martini's tree house?Quote from: "Pants"
Do you mean flametruth?
I don't know who you are, but I was told that they don't want regular posters from here posting there.
Any posters who are male and willing to take off their pants and sit next to martini may be considered for membership there.
Good luck with that one
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:48:12 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:48:12 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out:2r4ml1j_th:
I haven't had that problem.
I havent had it either until tonight
And this is the first time I hid my online status.
Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:50:14 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:50:14 PM
You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.
That's what flaming has become nowadays
it's the only path to iconship.
lolz
It's like a Turkish bath is it.
You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub
What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:52:33 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 10:52:33 PM
You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.
That's what flaming has become nowadays
it's the only path to iconship.
lolz
It's like a Turkish bath is it.
You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub
What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?
Dove must've ruined him for other women,
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:53:09 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:53:09 PM
This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox. What is happening here?Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Joos oral skills are iconic AF.
He put the spit shine on it. A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.
It helps if I'm the only half gay one
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:54:12 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:54:12 PM
You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.
That's what flaming has become nowadays
it's the only path to iconship.
lolz
It's like a Turkish bath is it.
You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub
What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?
Dove must've ruined him for other women,ac_toofunny
I should be hailed a hero.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:54:59 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:54:59 PM
You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.
That's what flaming has become nowadays
it's the only path to iconship.
lolz
It's like a Turkish bath is it.
You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub
What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?
Dove must've ruined him for other women,ac_toofunny
Dove breaks his heart and now he's telling dudes to come sit next to him without any pants on.
wow.
Talk about taking shit hard
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:57:01 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 10:57:01 PM
This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox. What is happening here?Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Joos oral skills are iconic AF.
He put the spit shine on it. A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.
It helps if I'm the only half gay one
:yahoo:
No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?
Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:59:22 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 10:59:22 PM
This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox. What is happening here?Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Joos oral skills are iconic AF.
He put the spit shine on it. A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.
It helps if I'm the only half gay one
:yahoo:
No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?
Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?
No it's legit.
I was flabbergasted.
40 fuckin 7.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 11:00:07 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 11:00:07 PM
This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox. What is happening here?Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Joos oral skills are iconic AF.
He put the spit shine on it. A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.
It helps if I'm the only half gay one
:yahoo:
No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?
Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?
No it's legit.
I was flabbergasted.
ac_toofunny
40 fuckin 7.
I can't find my heartbeat
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 11:01:49 PM
Post by: Dove on February 27, 2020, 11:01:49 PM
This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox. What is happening here?Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Joos oral skills are iconic AF.
He put the spit shine on it. A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.
It helps if I'm the only half gay one
:yahoo:
No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?
Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?
No it's legit.
I was flabbergasted.
ac_toofunny
40 fuckin 7.
ac_lmfao
I can't find my heartbeat
ac_lmfao
At least you could find my clit tho
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 11:04:51 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 11:04:51 PM
This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox. What is happening here?Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Joos oral skills are iconic AF.
He put the spit shine on it. A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.
It helps if I'm the only half gay one
:yahoo:
No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?
Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?
No it's legit.
I was flabbergasted.
ac_toofunny
40 fuckin 7.
ac_lmfao
I can't find my heartbeat
ac_lmfao
At least you could find my clit thoac_lmfao ac_lmfao
Wait.. stop the car... I wanna get out for a second.
he didn't know where the clit was located ? I know he was dumb to think women pee out of it but now you're saying he didn't know where it was? Like, was confused about the geography n shit?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 11:06:19 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 11:06:19 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out:2r4ml1j_th:
I haven't had that problem.
I havent had it either until tonight
And this is the first time I hid my online status.
Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?
If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 11:07:25 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 27, 2020, 11:07:25 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out:2r4ml1j_th:
I haven't had that problem.
I havent had it either until tonight
And this is the first time I hid my online status.
Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?
If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.
Herman, my brother, how would you feel if you walk into a dude's house and he tells you to take off your pants and relax with him?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 11:41:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2020, 11:41:27 PM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out:2r4ml1j_th:
I haven't had that problem.
I havent had it either until tonight
And this is the first time I hid my online status.
Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?
If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.
Herman, my brother, how would you feel if you walk into a dude's house and he tells you to take off your pants and relax with him?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:03:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:03:00 AM
Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?Quote from: "Erin"
WTF is wrong with you?
I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.
It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.
We keep getting logged out:2r4ml1j_th:
I haven't had that problem.
I havent had it either until tonight
And this is the first time I hid my online status.
Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?
If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.
Herman, my brother, how would you feel if you walk into a dude's house and he tells you to take off your pants and relax with him?
The poster below nailed my reaction.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:39:15 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:39:15 AM
"Squirting" is nothing but piss. We debunked that myth in season 2 of Mythbusters.Quote from: "Adam Savage"
This is absolutely false. The fluid released when a woman squirts is produced in the kidneys so it contains urethra.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:58:27 AM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:58:27 AM
"For many years, scientists thought that females who ejaculated during sex were experiencing continence problems. Research has since disproved this idea and confirmed the existence of female ejaculation."
You're welcome.
And women do not pee pee out of their clits.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:14:43 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:14:43 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:15:31 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:15:31 AM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
How ya doing kid?
I'm doing good. I lost a family member recently and I've been offline dealing with all that... Hope all is well with youac_smile
Sorry to hear that. Always tough losing a family member.
I aint too bad for an old fart. Soon be spring and that puts a spring in old Herman's step.
Good to hearac_drinks
I love all the seasons actually... but summer is my favorite because I'm a beach dweller.
I love summer too..
I used to walk my dog when I had one, roller blading, cycling, and my garden.
I love to layout in the sun all day... or ride the bike path on my beach cruiser or skateboard... or ride the waves on a longboard.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:32:45 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:32:45 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:42:16 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:42:16 AM
Just being outdoors all the time is the best part of summer.Quote from: "Herman"
I concur. Sunshine and fresh air are wonderful.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 02:03:49 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 02:03:49 AM
Just being outdoors all the time is the best part of summer.Quote from: "Herman"
I concur. Sunshine and fresh air are wonderful.
To sunshine, fresh air, and barrel wash.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 03:32:39 AM
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 03:32:39 AM
These people actually bred folks... they actually did.
*shakes head*
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 28, 2020, 07:59:49 AM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 28, 2020, 07:59:49 AM
Boring thread... I got to page two and thought, how old are these fools? 13? 14?.... maybe 15 at most.Quote from: "caskur"
These people actually bred folks... they actually did.
*shakes head*
Why don't you go somewhere and stick your face in a bowl of Krazy glue, cowskur
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 28, 2020, 08:04:32 AM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 28, 2020, 08:04:32 AM
So a few years ago I had brought a new girl back to my apartment after being out drinking all evening. We were too drunk to make the beast with two backs so we passed out until morning.
When we awoke we started kissing and canoodling and I decided to go down on her. This is one of my favorite things and generally will do it as long as it takes to make a girl orgasm...
— finebushlane
3.
Girl beneath me, rolls me over onto my back – in the process we roll off the bed and we land on the floor, me on the bottom and her still straddling me. Her leg went straight through a big glass of water. Blood everywhere. She had lacerated her leg straight to the bone in a clean cut: I could see her muscle. Within ten minutes of our initial playing around there were 6 firemen and 3 policemen in the room (she was mental and shouted down the phone that I had a gun so they would come sooner). I was high and drunk and so her roomie took control. Paralysed by shock and weed, I had to hide while they took her in the ambulance as she was THAT crazy that I was expecting her to call rape.
She required 62 stitches, 40 on the muscle covering her shin.
This is the singular most traumatic experience of my life.
— Darzel
4.
He pulled it out to come on my face, I was unprepared and snorted his semen up my nose. We started making out and I sneezed his semen onto his own face.
Probably grosser for him than for me, but not by much.
— SisterNamedJan
5.
Three words.
Anal sex. Pinworms.
Maybe not as gross as the OP's story, but it's fucking nasty to pull your dick out and see a dozen or so worms writhing around on the condom.
— ukqjlv
6.
I was in a band in college and we played a show this one weekend. I was pretty smashed after drinking for free all night, and this surprisingly cute chick saunters up and started with the whole, "oh my god, you like write songs and stuff?" Despite the fact that I am usually a bit shy in situations like this, she had her arm around me and is doing all the work. "Fuck it, let's do this," I think to myself. While she is mid-sentence, I grabbed her hand and started walking her out the door.
We headed back to her apartment, and things started to heat up. We were on her bed, ripping off eachother's clothes. Suddenly, in one swift move, she pounced me, knocked me onto my back, jumped on top of me, spun around and started sucking me off, 69 style. I was totally into it, and started reciprocating. Only a few moments pass before I felt a tap on my forehead. My face was fully between her legs, yet there was this tap tap tap on my forehead. Every couple of seconds, tap tap tap. This tapping continued and started to take me out of the moment. I pried my face from between her legs to get a better view of what was going on. To my horror, I witnessed, dangling from her asshole, a fucking tape worm, bouncing like a fettuccine noodle with every excited movement she made. I was totally disgusted, but kind of in shock, and she had no idea what is going on, just gobbling away down there. Before I knew it, I had thrown her off of me and I was stringing together a long series of "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" as I put on my pants and ran out the door.
— kidmonsters
7.
So, the boy and I like some backdoor fun from time to time. We talk about it more than we do it because it's tiresome to get ready and clean up after... usually worth it though ;). One Saturday afternoon, the boy is performing some world class cuminonumbulus when I feel a pressure at my nether orifice. I soon realized he was using some beads on me. We had some filthy and very very satisfying sex, then I went to the bathroom to clean up without removing the beads.
I'm so glad I did that.
I sat on the toilet to get the beads out.
I'm so glad I did that.
Those beads were solidly embedded in a great big turd.
I just stared at it dumbly for a moment before the smell hit me.
— tiedyestarburst
8.
Ex girlfriend and me having anal sex in a pitch black room. Smell hits, I turn on the lights, and there is dark brown diarrhea all over my crotch, and both our legs.
Cleaning up in the shower afterwards with her I said with a smile, "That was pretty gross."
She says, "I thought it was pussy juice, so I was rubbing it into my pussy."
— poooboy
9.
I accidentally shit once while fucking a girl.
I was pretty drunk and had to fart.
I had the runs, and well. You know... I pooped. It was especially runny, it felt weird landing on the back of my thighs. It really sucked, but I kept on at it for a few more minutes.. Then I felt the bubble guts. I was torn. I was drunk, so I was debating if I wanted to just shit and keep going or get up and run away. Some how those were my only two options.
My body had a third option.
I decided to get up and just leave but I didn't want get my pants all covered in shit.
So I did a quick wipe with the boxers, threw my jeans on.. and pretty much just walked out.
I was really upset at myself for how I handled it.
I started to walk home and I fell down and shit myself.
I think it could have been karma.
— highonfire
10.
We were messing around in the car waiting for the class to start where I had to write my midterm exam. So to relieve some pressure I suggested a quick one. She agreed. We were in the school parking lot and right when I finished and was about to pull the condom (my gf was in the front seat already) our prof parks right next to us. I was terrified to say the least.
He said gestured if I was coming to class and said I rolled my window down with my hand on my crotch and said yes. He said, "Do you mind helping me with these papers?", with the best poker face ever! I had no other choice but to say yes. So I pulled my pants up and walked with him with the cum filled condom still on my penis. I was in the class for one hour and 45 mins and had to write the test with the condom on my dick. Every time I moved I died a little inside.
— lhjmq
11.
Freshman year of college, I met this guy and brought him back to my dorm (I'm also a guy). He seemed nice and everything, and he was cute, and we started to fuck around. Eventually he decided he wanted to bottom (i.e. get fucked), and so we started having intercourse...
I started to smell the distinct smell of fecal matter very soon. I thought "whatever, I guess you should expect a little smell when having anal sex." I continued, and the smell continued to get worse.
Eventually, we finish, and I pull out – only to see a stream of shit spew out of his ass. It was everywhere. I mean, fucking everywhere. It was explosive diarrhea-type shit, on my bed, on me, on the wall even.
... and then my roommate walked in.
I found out later that the dude had a severe bowel problem of some kind, and really shouldn't have bottomed. My ex-roomate is still a friend of mine, and I still have to assure him that that's not what gay sex generally looks like.
— tellme_areyoufree
12.
Sucking a chicks nipple in the dark. She was loving it. All of a sudden there is liquid.. Lactating.. sick. So keep going, she seems to be loving it.
Lights come on, dun dun dunnn, I had been sucking the pus out of a boil.
— Pict
13.
I was going out with a girl, and one night we got drunk and had sex without protection. She wasn't on the pill, so she had to go to the pharmacy and get a morning-after type thing.
So a few days later, we were fooling around in the dark. I fingered her a bit, went down on her. I noticed it tasted a little weirder than normal, but didn't say anything. She repaid me in similar fashion. Afterwards I go to the bathroom, and turn the light on. My whole face and arms are covered in blood. I look like a vampire after a feeding frenzy. Initially I thought it was a cut on my face or something, but I couldn't find anything wrong. Also, the blood was not like any blood I'd seen before, like it was really thick and gooey. So I go back to the bedroom, turn the light on, and her entire lower regions are bathed in this syrupy horrible red gunk. It's all over the bed sheets, and all down the side of her legs.
She understandably freaks out. We call emergency services etc. At first we thought I cut her down there with my fingernails or something. But it turns out when a girl uses emergency contraception, it can wreak havoc with her menstrual cycle. And I spent 5 minutes lapping up her period blood. We never spoke of it again. Remember kids: if she isnt on the pill, use a fucking condom.
— sobe86
14.
So... I was fucking my ex-girlfriend one night, and we had been going at it for quite a while. we took a little break to smoke cigarettes and drink some water, and went back at it. well, in the break, i forgot to close my bedroom door, which i usually remember to do.I do so, because I have a dog. A dog that really, really, likes girls.
So, I'm fucking my ex, with us both sitting upright, her in my lap. She starts moaning, and saying, "oh that feels good!", and whatnot, so we just keep grinding it out. After a few minutes, I realize that she shouldn't be feeling as good as she's feeling. I mean, I'm not doing poorly, but I've never done this good with so little effort.
So I look down.
I stop fucking her immediately, and start laughing like crazy.
My dog has been licking her pussy and ass for the past few minutes, as I fucked her.
She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
oh well.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 09:13:37 AM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 09:13:37 AM
Anal sex is disgusting. Exit only.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 28, 2020, 09:45:15 AM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 28, 2020, 09:45:15 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 10:25:30 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 10:25:30 AM
I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.
I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 10:50:23 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 10:50:23 AM
Boring thread... I got to page two and thought, how old are these fools? 13? 14?.... maybe 15 at most.Quote from: "caskur"
These people actually bred folks... they actually did.
*shakes head*
Shush woman! You're interrupting all the cybersexercise...
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:30:15 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:30:15 AM
I have 3 new dolls, one named poofer, one named Dovey and one named Little Biggie's testicles.Quote from: "Emile"
I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.
I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.
I only bought the Big & Dovey dolls... they are my favorite sex toys.
The Martini doll had a small penis, so I didn't get that one *pouts*
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:57:17 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:57:17 AM
I have 3 new dolls, one named poofer, one named Dovey and one named Little Biggie's testicles.Quote from: "Emile"
I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.
I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.
I only bought the Big & Dovey dolls... they are my favorite sex toys.
The Martini doll had a small penis, so I didn't get that one *pouts*
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 12:10:08 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 12:10:08 PM
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:16:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:16:10 PM
I have 3 new dolls, one named poofer, one named Dovey and one named Little Biggie's testicles.Quote from: "Emile"
I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.
I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.
Swap the Poofwut one out for a Murd doll and you got someone next big birthday plans
I'll keep the Joo one. He was way more my type and no false advertising
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:20:18 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:20:18 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:21:40 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:21:40 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:25:48 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:25:48 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:28:02 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:28:02 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:28:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:28:10 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 12:31:42 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 12:31:42 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:40:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:40:25 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
My pussy has NyQuil in it... but I'm a phenomenal cook and will make you brunch while you recover
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:48:33 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:48:33 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
That's because vaginas are like elastic. They stretch.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:55:16 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 12:55:16 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:57:12 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 12:57:12 PM
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahaha
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream person
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:01:46 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:01:46 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:02:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:02:25 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:02:49 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:02:49 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:06:06 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:06:06 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Offs
To be fair I normally dont read the entire thing, I just see the key words.
I'm sorry
I mean the narrative is pretty situationally fitting lol
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:12:16 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 01:12:16 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Offsac_toofunny
To be fair I normally dont read the entire thing, I just see the key words.
I'm sorry:6:
I'd eat that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 01:13:26 PM
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 01:13:26 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 28, 2020, 01:30:28 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 28, 2020, 01:30:28 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Offsac_toofunny
To be fair I normally dont read the entire thing, I just see the key words.
I'm sorry:6:
M
You must have adapted to reading one of Sum Cretin's coma bombs. I do the same thing. Extract keywords. Ain't no way I'm lumbering through 30,000 lbs of blood snot and piss just to be informed that I am too irrelevant to bother flaming
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 01:31:36 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 01:31:36 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Maybe english penis is like that..
Finnish penis is hard..
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:40:10 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:40:10 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Offsac_toofunny
To be fair I normally dont read the entire thing, I just see the key words.
I'm sorry:6:
M
You must have adapted to reading one of Sum Cretin's coma bombs. I do the same thing. Extract keywords. Ain't no way I'm lumbering through 30,000 lbs of blood snot and piss just to be informed that I am too irrelevant to bother flaming
That's exactly it
If I see any words that look angry about what a slut I am and anything about a Switch..
I mean it is what it is lol.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:43:42 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:43:42 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Offsac_toofunny
To be fair I normally dont read the entire thing, I just see the key words.
I'm sorry:6:
I'd eat that pussy like shrimp fried riceac_cool https://youtu.be/SIMcktul77c
Did you get your back pay yet?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:44:45 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 01:44:45 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
You and Kurt watch some freaky porn, Cascur.
Respect lol.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 02:40:12 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 02:40:12 PM
ac_lmfao
I knew that last one would do it. Bahahahaac_toofunny
We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.
Must be a stream personac_lmfao
To all the men....take your pants off and relax.ac_wub
OMG I got her again!!!
That's Dan Aykroyd famous jane you ignorant slut speech form SNL.
Offsac_toofunny
To be fair I normally dont read the entire thing, I just see the key words.
I'm sorry:6:
I'd eat that pussy like shrimp fried riceac_cool https://youtu.be/SIMcktul77c
Did you get your back pay yet?ac_blush
That fool is so broke I'd have better luck squeezing water from a rock.
I'd tax dat a$$, but yanno....
I'll eventually get my dealer boyfriend to wreck his sorry a$$...
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 10:09:52 PM
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 10:09:52 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Maybe english penis is like that..
Finnish penis is hard..
Vaginas aren't that long... all cocks bend inside.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 10:13:39 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 10:13:39 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Maybe english penis is like that..
Finnish penis is hard..
Vaginas aren't that long... all cocks bend inside.
No they dont... At least mine doesnt.
Vaginas get bigger when the lady is properly aroused.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 10:21:23 PM
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 10:21:23 PM
lol
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 10:29:15 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 28, 2020, 10:29:15 PM
Ummmm, no... a vagina doesn't lengthen on arousal....Quote from: "caskur"
lol
Girl...
I dont know what the hell kind of indian jungle snake penis´s you foreigners have..
But finnish penis is hard... And long!
It doesnt bend..
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 11:04:02 PM
Post by: Dove on February 28, 2020, 11:04:02 PM
Fashie hates small penis´s.Quote from: "Odinson"
They dont rub the sugarwalls.
The average female vagina is 3-4 inches. Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.
Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.
Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..
4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Maybe english penis is like that..
Finnish penis is hard..
Vaginas aren't that long... all cocks bend inside.
Not ALL of them.
There are some tini ones out there.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 11:15:43 PM
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 11:15:43 PM
Average vagina is 3-4" long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....
You learn something every day...
And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...
Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:23:02 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:23:02 PM
Average penis is 6" long...Quote from: "caskur"
Average vagina is 3-4" long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....
You learn something every day...
And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...
Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.
This is a convo that would give old virgin Joe a woody.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:23:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2020, 11:23:27 PM
Average penis is 6" long...Quote from: "caskur"
Average vagina is 3-4" long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....
You learn something every day...
And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...
Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.
So anything over a 4" cock is uncomfortable? Damn, Kurt musta got short-changed.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 11:50:26 PM
Post by: caskur on February 28, 2020, 11:50:26 PM
Average penis is 6" long...Quote from: "caskur"
Average vagina is 3-4" long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....
You learn something every day...
And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...
Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.
So anything over a 4" cock is uncomfortable? Damn, Kurt musta got short-changed.
Or my poor cervix got a continual bashing...
There is nothing poor about Kurt, dimbulb.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 12:10:52 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 12:10:52 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 01:03:31 AM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 01:03:31 AM
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See, that's the spirit
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 01:07:36 AM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 01:07:36 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 04:01:52 AM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 04:01:52 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 09:59:48 AM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 09:59:48 AM
Old Marty does not have frickin wheels.Quote from: "Herman":2r4ml1j_th:
That was bizzare
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 11:53:15 AM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 11:53:15 AM
Old Marty does not have frickin wheels.Quote from: "Herman":2r4ml1j_th:
Only in the figurative sense so he can quickly get the fuck outta dodge when he's called out by real flamers
Having been pummeled twice already he does not want to make it a threefer
Understandable
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 12:38:13 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 12:38:13 PM
Trolls boys are better in bed. FACT.Quote from: "Murdock"
Than you have never been with a nerd. We rock.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 12:42:50 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 12:42:50 PM
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 12:45:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 12:45:27 PM
I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...Quote from: "Murdock"
Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.
That nigga KY-martini? He deepthroats sleeping bags. With people in em.
Let's hope they have a full sized body condom in the camping supplies... KM breathes through his ears and swallows.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 12:46:29 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 12:46:29 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 01:01:52 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 01:01:52 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
The noises and body movements will guide you. I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 03:13:37 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 03:13:37 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
You shouldnt be allowed to say that, it's not fair to anyone else and that interest rate is at about 0.005% daily
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 03:17:22 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 03:17:22 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
The noises and body movements will guide you. I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.
Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.
But of course mine was perfect.
So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.
And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?
It was like that
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on February 29, 2020, 03:37:02 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 29, 2020, 03:37:02 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 03:56:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 03:56:26 PM
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Um, no. Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 04:30:47 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 04:30:47 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
The noises and body movements will guide you. I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.
Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.
But of course mine was perfect.
So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.
And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?
It was like thatac_toofunny
Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
The noises and body movements will guide you. I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.
Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.
But of course mine was perfect.
So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.
And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?
It was like thatac_toofunny
Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?
Not sure, I kinda disassociated a bit and realized I needed to pretend to orgasm for survival.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 05:03:31 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 05:03:31 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
The noises and body movements will guide you. I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.
Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.
But of course mine was perfect.
So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.
And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?
It was like thatac_toofunny
Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?
Not sure, I kinda disassociated a bit and realized I needed to pretend to orgasm for survival.
ac_wot
oh c'mon. no one is that bad
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 05:30:34 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 05:30:34 PM
I really did fake it, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
It's important we all understand that.
Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*
My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.
it was really that bad?
How does a man fuck up eating pussy?
it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.
The noises and body movements will guide you. I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.
Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.
But of course mine was perfect.
So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.
And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?
It was like thatac_toofunny
Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?
Not sure, I kinda disassociated a bit and realized I needed to pretend to orgasm for survival.
ac_wot
oh c'mon. no one is that badac_toofunny
Joo how would you feel if someone who talked real good jammed their face into your balls really hard and moved their face back and forth really fast?
Ever have a woman suck your dick and didnt know what she was supposed to do....so she literally sucked it like a giant thumb?
This would be the reversed equivelent.
Your throne is safe, my King.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 05:41:49 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 05:41:49 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 05:45:56 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 05:45:56 PM
Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
You aint got it between the lips you better have it between the hips.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 05:53:24 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 05:53:24 PM
Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?
If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.
A man has to do it AND love it.
I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 06:26:24 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 29, 2020, 06:26:24 PM
Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
I had a buddy who was like that. Would not eat pussy under any circumstances. I was completely floored.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 07:25:39 PM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 07:25:39 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 07:27:19 PM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 07:27:19 PM
Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?
If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.
A man has to do it AND love it.
I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT:tease:
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 07:54:20 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 07:54:20 PM
Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
I had a buddy who was like that. Would not eat pussy under any circumstances. I was completely floored.
Why would you even have that negativity in your life on any level?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 08:35:18 PM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 08:35:18 PM
gayReal men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
I had a buddy who was like that. Would not eat pussy under any circumstances. I was completely floored.
Why would you even have that negativity in your life on any level?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 09:35:10 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 09:35:10 PM
:JC_howdy: Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?
If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.
A man has to do it AND love it.
I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT:tease: :yahoo:
You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 10:32:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 10:32:25 PM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 10:49:55 PM
Post by: Dove on February 29, 2020, 10:49:55 PM
Dove, is it true that your vagina isn't in the best condition anymore? i.e. 'worn out'?Quote from: "Dr. Phil"
Next!
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 10:51:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2020, 10:51:51 PM
Dove, is it true that your vagina isn't in the best condition anymore? i.e. 'worn out'?Quote from: "Dr. Phil"
Why not post under your normal nix Fat danny?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 11:46:55 PM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 11:46:55 PM
show me iam a pro:JC_howdy: Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?
If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.
A man has to do it AND love it.
I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT:tease: :yahoo:
You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on February 29, 2020, 11:48:56 PM
Post by: caskur on February 29, 2020, 11:48:56 PM
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Um, no. Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...
When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.
So bragging about having a big dick and going in "balls deep" is just bollocks.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 11:52:25 PM
Post by: fuckugoogle on February 29, 2020, 11:52:25 PM
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Um, no. Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...
When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.
So bragging about having a big dick and going in "balls deep" is just bollocks.
mine dont bend probably why it hurts them
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 12:03:14 AM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 12:03:14 AM
Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.
Um, no. Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...
When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.
So bragging about having a big dick and going in "balls deep" is just bollocks.
Big dicks are a disadvantage. Girth is the important thing. And rhythm.
Men who brag about their dicks are terrible lovers.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 12:09:30 AM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 12:09:30 AM
:JC_howdy: Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?
If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.
A man has to do it AND love it.
I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT:tease: :yahoo:
You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?
1. I'm white.
2. You know my stuff is addictive, right? The detox is pretty nasty.
This song is actually about my vagina.
I expect 17 Os in one session. Only serious users need apply.
Buyer beware.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on March 01, 2020, 06:13:33 AM
Post by: fuckugoogle on March 01, 2020, 06:13:33 AM
pfft i am only good for 8 hrs:JC_howdy: Real men don't eat pussy...Quote from: "Mel":rules:
Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?
If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.
A man has to do it AND love it.
I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT:tease: :yahoo:
You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?
1. I'm white.
2. You know my stuff is addictive, right? The detox is pretty nasty.
This song is actually about my vagina.
https://youtu.be/dqt8Z1k0oWQ
I expect 17 Os in one session. Only serious users need apply.
Buyer beware.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 03:32:52 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 03:32:52 AM
When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.Quote from: "caskur"
What you think you saw, isn't what you saw.
I can assure you that a properly and fully erect penis will not "bend in half" under any normal circumstances.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on March 02, 2020, 03:34:24 AM
Post by: caskur on March 02, 2020, 03:34:24 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on March 02, 2020, 03:40:34 AM
Post by: caskur on March 02, 2020, 03:40:34 AM
Is it possible to fracture your penis?
Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.
Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.
During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood.
A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.
A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.
Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 04:05:42 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 04:05:42 AM
They don't "bend in half" in the vag, and the average cervix will not be bumped by the average dick.
If you fill your vag with some massive Nig dick, maybe your cervix can be battered and bruised, but that is your fault for defiling yourself with Nig dick in the first place.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 09:14:11 AM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 09:14:11 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 03:58:54 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 03:58:54 AM
Shes right, tho.Quote from: "Dove"
No she's not...
The next thing you'll be telling me is that Mama Cass died via Ham Sandwich.
Or that Shirley Temple was a 30 year old Dwarf.
Or that chinks have horizontal pussies.
Pick your poison!
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on March 03, 2020, 09:43:03 AM
Post by: Dove on March 03, 2020, 09:43:03 AM
Now I know why when I have an orgasm that is really good i feel like i have the pulsey for like 20 seconds lol
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on March 03, 2020, 09:50:13 AM
Post by: fuckugoogle on March 03, 2020, 09:50:13 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 09:53:27 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 09:53:27 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: fuckugoogle on March 03, 2020, 10:05:24 AM
Post by: fuckugoogle on March 03, 2020, 10:05:24 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 10:09:42 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 10:09:42 AM
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on March 03, 2020, 07:06:50 PM
Post by: Odinson on March 03, 2020, 07:06:50 PM
Well this is interesting.Quote from: "Dove"
Now I know why when I have an orgasm that is really good i feel like i have the pulsey for like 20 seconds lol
https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4
You dont need an orgasm..
Its not necessary for procreation.
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on March 03, 2020, 07:09:41 PM
Post by: Odinson on March 03, 2020, 07:09:41 PM
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
Is it possible to fracture your penis?
Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.
Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.
During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood.If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully,the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbationor taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.
A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.
A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.
Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).
Penises dont bend when erect..
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 07:17:41 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2020, 07:17:41 PM
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
Is it possible to fracture your penis?
Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.
Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.
During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood.If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully,the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbationor taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.
A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.
A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.
Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).
Penises dont bend when erect..
My penis not only bends in half but detaches into two separate penises. The other one goes straight up her ass while I'm fucking her
How's that for some heavy duty studsmenship?
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Dove on March 03, 2020, 08:49:01 PM
Post by: Dove on March 03, 2020, 08:49:01 PM
Well this is interesting.Quote from: "Dove"
Now I know why when I have an orgasm that is really good i feel like i have the pulsey for like 20 seconds lol
https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4
You dont need an orgasm..
Its not necessary for procreation.
Well Odi, I will not be reproducing and I have more choices for partners than men do.
So i get what i want or i move on to the next thirsty guy with resources I want.
NEXT!
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: caskur on March 03, 2020, 11:16:01 PM
Post by: caskur on March 03, 2020, 11:16:01 PM
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
Is it possible to fracture your penis?
Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.
Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.
During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood.If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully,the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbationor taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.
A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.
A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.
Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).
Penises dont bend when erect..
My penis not only bends in half but detaches into two separate penises. The other one goes straight up her ass while I'm fucking her
How's that for some heavy duty studsmenship?
So you screw a plastic blow-up doll?... check!~
Title: Re: Serious question here
Post by: Odinson on March 03, 2020, 11:35:18 PM
Post by: Odinson on March 03, 2020, 11:35:18 PM
I'm a horndog and I'll chew that rug into oblivion unless my mistress puts a stop to it.