Title: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 03:02:12 PM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 03:02:12 PM
It's a Cunt post. Naturally I couldnt fit the whole thing in.
Lolz.
Are you DTG? Down to growl?
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 01, 2020, 03:29:45 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 01, 2020, 03:29:45 PM
Do you not think we are at risk starting one too many threads about these carbuncle twats and thereby breaching some unwritten mutant protocol which dictates we must concede defeat whenever it is we happen to kick their faces into the dimensions of a sea shell after 3:00pm on a weekend?
Surely I'd hate to be on record here as the ones who laughed too loud and too often at these cojoined idiots to our own peril. Wouldn't you?
Awwe, fuck it, I cannot resist and since you only live once might as well live on the edge.
So I'll be begin with a question.
Summy summy, sperm in tummy what the fuck is this monstrosity of disjointed mind feces? Do indulge me.
Help me out here cunt. What is that? Some depraved sexual activity which should remain local to the trailer parks of Mutant hill U.S.A where the drinking water is a florescent green and everyone is a first cousin to the bearded lady and make E.T look like a runway model?
Would hissing at urine canals also happen to be a thing where everyone's neck resembles a wine glass and you are all capable of seeing in all 360 degrees of direction with your bulbous frog eyes?
What the fuck kind of sickening scenarios involving the nappy haired assholes of chocolate lumberjacks braided into a koolio headpieces with your tongue go running through your head at night? hmmm summy?
Get fucking help, Freakshow. Your mind is wandering into places that even ostrich faced bio inventions with mutated human genes such as yourself should not dwell. Seriously.
I fear for you slummy if you don't take my advice it won't long before you descend further into this wormhole of sicking self abuse and begin breaking into animal shelters to copulate with recently deceased livestock because you cannot find a human partner because women think your face looks like a plate of mashed potatoes and you smell like a bag of moist moth balls laying stagnat in a truckstop toilet
fuck I hate becoming cognizant to such lowlife depravity
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2020, 03:33:52 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2020, 03:33:52 PM
Tl;dr
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 03:35:27 PM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 03:35:27 PM
There you go, short and sweet.
Just like me.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 01, 2020, 03:49:03 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 01, 2020, 03:49:03 PM
I think it's another word for Yiffing and Cunt might have forgotten which community he was tugging in lulz.Quote from: "Dove"
There you go, short and sweet.
Just like me.
So Dovey, do you think these references to "dung funnels" are what constitutes "flaming" among these so called icons who keep speaking about this coveted dark art they dare not unleash ever again on the sons of men?
It's like, so biblical and shit.
I wonder if you could obtain any clues by watching the Raiders of the lost ark trilogy?
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 03:52:30 PM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 03:52:30 PM
I think it's another word for Yiffing and Cunt might have forgotten which community he was tugging in lulz.Quote from: "Dove"
There you go, short and sweet.
Just like me.
So Dovey, do you think these references to "dung funnels" are what constitutes "flaming" among these so called icons who keep speaking about this coveted dark art they dare not unleash ever again on the sons of men?
It's like, so biblical and shit.
I wonder if you could obtain any clues by watching the Raiders of the lost ark trilogy?
I honest to God think he mixed up FT with Fetlife and that was a dirty yiff post.
In case you do not know what I'm talking about.....I'm talking about Furries. People who dress in animal suits and get in homofur pile orgies and growl down on bung funnels and shit. (I know you are too normal to know these things)
It makes sense. It's about the only way it makes sense.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2020, 06:45:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2020, 06:45:22 PM
If you growl down on mine, I'll growl down on yoursQuote from: "Dove"ac_wub
It's a Cunt post. Naturally I couldnt fit the whole thing in.
Lolz.
Are you DTG? Down to growl?
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 07:08:36 PM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 07:08:36 PM
"They'll tell you they have every chance in the world. A few generations of participation awards getting handed out to slo-tards led us to this point, they're quite happy to exercise the option of using the system to suck each other off for their self worth and screaming at the bawwthorities to intervene whenever anything triggers them.
Case in point; recently someone burst into tears over a cartoon of a female getting her pigtails pulled. Before you knew it, hordes of righteously indignant NPCs were swarming Twitter to denounce Albertan oil interests and lecture them on the topic of rape and paedophilia. Not even a ruling by the RCMP that it did not constitute porn could stop the screams and wails of the "how DARE you" crowd."
Dude believe me, if I could use this "system" to experience Joo sucking me off? I
Also this is the same dipshit who cried at 2 different boards about censoring ME. He wanted to take stupid, actually bitter shots at me and cried to have me censored.
And now him and SumonesCunt are over there tongue fucking eachothers assholes with a nonstop narrative about Joo and Dovey and how they are just too good at "flaming" to bother.
Right.
On a board were us obvious "nonflamers" are being denied access.
L. O. L. You cannot make this up.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 07:12:44 PM
Post by: Dove on March 01, 2020, 07:12:44 PM
We aren't even flamers, so it's not like we could flame them or anything.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 01, 2020, 11:27:29 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 01, 2020, 11:27:29 PM
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2020, 11:44:53 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2020, 11:44:53 PM
They may as well just let the objects of 98 percent of the boards posts over there join.Quote from: "Dove"
We aren't even flamers, so it's not like we could flame them or anything.
You aint a flamer. And old Herman aint a drunk.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 01:29:06 AM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 01:29:06 AM
They may as well just let the objects of 98 percent of the boards posts over there join.Quote from: "Dove"
We aren't even flamers, so it's not like we could flame them or anything.
You aint a flamer. And old Herman aint a drunk.
Then what was in that bottle you handed me when I sat on your knee last June?
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: cc on March 02, 2020, 01:32:47 AM
Post by: cc on March 02, 2020, 01:32:47 AM
That was not a bottle, it was a barrel
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 01:41:45 AM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 01:41:45 AM
You must have been REALLY drunk by thenQuote from: "cc"
That was not a bottle, it was a barrel
The plot thickens.....
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: caskur on March 02, 2020, 03:30:18 AM
Post by: caskur on March 02, 2020, 03:30:18 AM
You two cannot do it. You two have inferior intellect to both dum and myself.
carry on!~
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 09:26:55 AM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 09:26:55 AM
I'll do a callout with dum sum and floor that pickled brain flat...Quote from: "caskur"
You two cannot do it. You two have inferior intellect to both dum and myself.
carry on!~
"Flametowners" always say this.
It's always variations of "I'm smart and ur dumb, I have money and ur on welfare, my life is better than your life, my dick is better than ur dick, ur pussay is wore out, I'm a flame master and ur not worth the effort, u post too much, yadda yadda".
But we just wanna see this incredible, top quality, mind blowingly amazing content that defines the very word icon.
So far they are just holed up under CWs skirt talking about the insane levels of esoteric talent. It's like other dimensional talent. We really wanna see but they yammer on about why they wont do it.
They
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 09:46:54 AM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 09:46:54 AM
So now it's because Joo said once "just text, no media" and apparently just using text is dumb, boring, not worth it.
So that explains why 98 percent of their textual posts revolve around Joo and I.
Our main concern with media is that as much as they post about rimming and pegging and Joos dick, we dont wanna end up having to press charges for nonconsensual porn. Maybe if we can get an electronic signature that no media will involve their rage fueled sexually aggresive fantasies, that can change. That might have cool in the Bawl Homohall glory days but.... not every book should have pictures kwim?
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 11:18:26 AM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 11:18:26 AM
I guess we've moved past the whole failure of a gimmick that calls for only persons of porn board origins to know what insulting someone online actually is?
Lmao.
We're obviously at a point where these two dancing pig ballerinas will say ANYTHING to avoid squaring off on a forum where they are both denied a technical advantage and do not have the luxury of a dozen or more courtesy creepers shouting applause to their mundane offerings from the cheap seats.
Eh, it's no matter really. I've pummeled Mongtini into a "dung funnel" in two callouts already and I've never seen Cunt engage in a match with anyone of merit and not get his face turned into a kiddie toilet during the process. In fact, even the great spam entrepreneur Temple took cunty for a spin on several occasions.
Posers is all they are. Posers is all they ever where and posers is all they'll ever be.
Enjoy the view, couch crumbs.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 02:24:02 PM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 02:24:02 PM
Yet another delusional post consisting of "Are Joo and Dovey still posting even though no one is paying attention?!"
A few points.
1. If you really want us, or anyone to believe we are a boring waste of time who you are most certainly not paying attention to at all, maybe change the topic of your posts. All you discussing is us.
And you call us mentally unstable gas lighters? Lulz.
If you were not paying attention, you wouldnt know that we are making fun of you. We are aware you are reading every word.
2. I totally own I mistook CC for CW. It was pretty funny. But we know and have stated a few times you guys have nothing but excuses where your balls should be as far as posting anywhere we are. So no, we dont think everyone is you and Cunt. That would make you cretinious failures fun in a good way rather than fun because you both are so bitter and serious trying to save face about this it's hilarious.
You seem preoccupied with that, tho.
3. Make a "name" huh? See what a fucking loser you are? You dont have a "name" just because you wanna rewrite history and pretend you did anything besides play wafer in the middle of a BH circle jerk. Oh yeah....we have been up in the archives. Pretty funny.
And even IF you "had a name", bitch we are posting insults on a board in a community that consists of like 25 people. Your "name" is worth less than the bamboo seedling TP I wipe my sweet ass with.
Have you noticed that no one actually gives a fuck about "names" on this bullshit? I'd ask how pathetic and depressing your life must be to think being some nameworthy icon on the internet is something to be proud of...but I already know.
Funny how when you thought you were gonna somehow embarrass and bully me it was "great content" but now look at you, all holed up along with SumCumBrain taking turns jerking eachother off with your tears posting about pegging, rimjobs and how not worth it we are.
Joo and I are enjoying ourselves, that's all we really give a shit about. It would nice to see you repressed homoraged twunts actually provide some at least DECENT content besides the perpetual whiney paragraphs and threads about how not worth the time we are and hey... you ain't paying attention anyway.
Who you tryin to kid? Lulz.
Maybe 4 more posts about how unimportant we are will do the trick finally?
Or you can stop flashing your manginas from the inside of your cage and come dazzle us into apparent oblivion with your esoteric amazing content. You may. As. Well.
This is more disappointing than when I told you to give it to me in real life.
CC "bodied" us? What a humorless, dramatic little baby you are, Moidtini. We hurt ur feelings real bad, so all anyone has to do is post in our direction and you'll be over there like "hyuck hyuck u gotz bodied!!" That's not predictable and bitter at all!
Lmao. What a tard.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 02:56:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 02:56:24 PM
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 03:00:11 PM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 03:00:11 PM
I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.Quote from: "Herman"
Exactly.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 03:02:06 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 03:02:06 PM
I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.Quote from: "Herman"
Exactly.
ac_toofunny
That is hardly a reason to register there.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 03:22:38 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 03:22:38 PM
I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.Quote from: "Herman"
Think of it more like a progressive safe space for effeminate wannabe bad boys. Where grown men with no direction in life can go, kick back with their pants off and chatter like little ninnies about the glory-hole days of flaming faggorty and other important matters affecting the LGBT community.
And if one happens to sneak in a little freaky fellatio while the others are busy baking cookies naked from the waist down; or lubing up the gerbil for some Mano e Mano horseplay so what? No one, aims to judge them for it.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 03:32:45 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 03:32:45 PM
I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.Quote from: "Herman"
Think of it more like a progressive safe space for effeminate wannabe bad boys. Where grown men with no direction in life can go, kick back with their pants off and chatter like little ninnies about the glory-hole days of flaming faggorty and other important matters affecting the LGBT community.
Heaven for Joe and Scouse.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 04:35:52 PM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 04:35:52 PM
I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.Quote from: "Herman"
Think of it more like a progressive safe space for effeminate wannabe bad boys. Where grown men with no direction in life can go, kick back with their pants off and chatter like little ninnies about the glory-hole days of flaming faggorty and other important matters affecting the LGBT community.
And if one happens to sneak in a little freaky fellatio while the others are busy baking cookies naked from the waist down; or lubing up the gerbil for some Mano e Mano horseplay so what? No one, aims to judge them for it.
If I didnt know that were talking about FT, I would still know you were talking about FT
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 05:46:21 PM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 05:46:21 PM
I totally AM reading at FT laughing at it here.
I just feel like it should be very clear that I am absolutely reading that board, screen shotting stuff to make fun of and I ain't fucking denying it at all.
If I somehow gave some impression that I am trying to hid the fact that I'm reading it, i apologize. I'm absolutely reading it. I check it about, 3 or 4 times during the day as of yesterday and today.
Keep it up.
Carry on lol.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 06:16:42 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 06:16:42 PM
PS.Quote from: "Dove"
I totally AM reading at FT laughing at it here.
I just feel like it should be very clear that I am absolutely reading that board, screen shotting stuff to make fun of and I ain't fucking denying it at all.
If I somehow gave some impression that I am trying to hid the fact that I'm reading it, i apologize. I'm absolutely reading it. I check it about, 3 or 4 times during the day as of yesterday and today.
Keep it up.
Carry on lol.
Do be a sport and continue posting screen shots of their incessant pleas for recognition so that I may enjoy the stack of shortcomings that is their lives as well.
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 07:08:15 PM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 07:08:15 PM
PS.Quote from: "Dove"
I totally AM reading at FT laughing at it here.
I just feel like it should be very clear that I am absolutely reading that board, screen shotting stuff to make fun of and I ain't fucking denying it at all.
If I somehow gave some impression that I am trying to hid the fact that I'm reading it, i apologize. I'm absolutely reading it. I check it about, 3 or 4 times during the day as of yesterday and today.
Keep it up.
Carry on lol.
Do be a sport and continue posting screen shots of their incessant pleas for recognition so that I may enjoy the stack of shortcomings that is their lives as well.ac_biggrin
Of course!
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 07:24:27 PM
Post by: Dove on March 02, 2020, 07:24:27 PM
I guess he thinks if he says I'm playing victim enough, it will magically be true.
I'm not sure how slamming his psycho moid self equated to playing victim. This guy was nothing but a yelping ass dramatic victim himself.
Remember when I made some "man hating" comments on SG and he fucking flipped and started crying about how his kids and friends thought he was scumbag now because of my posts.....on a troll board? How he called me up screaming and telling me I raped him for "shating his shit" with Freud, how terrorized his whole family over the switch picture?
I could make a whole chart of this whackjobs perpetual victimhood down to how he whines about my "toxic drama" because I ripped on him back lol.
Moidtini, here is some reality for you. You didnt victimize or play anyone but yourself. Also I'm not sure where you getting this latest bullshit about Joo being after children considering everyone, including your ex, is creeped out and disgusted by your fixation on women half your age.
No one believes you and it's actually fucking gross. No woman in her early or mid 20s wants some 47 year old slobby broke ass with busted up sperm. They want to start families with men they know wont stroke out on an after dinner walk.
Unlike you, Joo can handle women over 30. Well he can handle women, period. He isnt the one having an embarrassing crisis over aging.
47 years old, all you got is stunted mental/emotional growth, a shit shack you inherited, and what you think is a "name" on a fucking internet forum and a disturbing perversion for very young women.
Do you honestly think Joo(who whipped your incoherent ass in two matches) does anything but laugh at your pathetic, cowardly ass?
Now go start another thread talking about how you definately are not interested in us but you just happen to scroll through
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 07:51:41 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 02, 2020, 07:51:41 PM
Dovey 200
Mongtini -10
Title: Re: Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2020, 08:15:35 PM
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