...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
You phoned her with all the sex talk here, ya dirty bastard. You can't fool us....
lol
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.
We all have that one exception though.
Is he hot? Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.
We all have that one exception though.
Is he hot? Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.
So, when you are done with them, that is it? No second chances?
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.
We all have that one exception though.
Is he hot? Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.
So, when you are done with them, that is it? No second chances?
Mostly. It depends on the ex and the reasons they are exes.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.
We all have that one exception though.
Is he hot? Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.
So, when you are done with them, that is it? No second chances?
It's usually best to move on.
We have a porn section called the Gutter where you're free to spam images as much as you want.
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.
We all have that one exception though.
[size=200]Is he hot? [/size] Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.
ac_lmfao
Did I miss something about Mel?
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.
We all have that one exception though.
[size=200]Is he hot? [/size] Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.
ac_lmfao
Did I miss something about Mel?
:laugh:
Finally ac_toofunny
Quote from: "Mel"
...via text.
Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...
Don't lie, you shit bag.
She wants to know how the cat is doing. That's the ONLY God damn reason she would contact YOU.

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Funny ... and predictable
Mel and the Brit nazi are so similar ... give them a hard time and they resort to going all JooOOooey like clockwork
:roll:
That's because we are not dealing with many gray cells here and a lame comeback is an major accomplishment
Quote from: "Mr. Whiskers"
Don't lie, you shit bag.
She wants to know how the cat is doing. That's the ONLY God damn reason she would contact YOU.
She never once asked how the cat was doing, simply because she never did care in the first place.
That's just how she is.
Lulz CC doesn't like it when her grand daughter gets teased.
Quote from: "Guest"
Lulz CC doesn't like it when her grand daughter gets teased.
If cc had a grand daughter the Aryan Putz would think she is a Jewish teenager married to a negro getting a sex change operation. ac_toofunny