Title: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 04:12:53 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 04:12:53 AM
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 06:46:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 06:46:24 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: caskur on March 13, 2020, 06:50:45 AM
Post by: caskur on March 13, 2020, 06:50:45 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 08:11:09 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 08:11:09 AM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
I don't understand that, we didn't stock up on toilet paper.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Vancouver on March 13, 2020, 10:40:28 PM
Post by: Vancouver on March 13, 2020, 10:40:28 PM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Odinson on March 13, 2020, 10:46:04 PM
Post by: Odinson on March 13, 2020, 10:46:04 PM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
I don't understand that, we didn't stock up on toilet paper.
Fine... Dont come crying here when you get swamp ass..
If left untreated, you also get duck butter...
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 10:59:53 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 10:59:53 PM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
I thought this thread was going to be about your bleeding shit shoot again. Did you ever get your leak fixed?
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 11:50:55 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2020, 11:50:55 PM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
There was toilet paper at Co-op. I don't think Winnipeg has a case of COVID-19 yet. If we do, it's like one or two.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2020, 04:59:46 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2020, 04:59:46 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about your bleeding shit shoot again. Did you ever get your leak fixed?
Not yet. However, since Canadian healthcare is not as great as the rest of the World may think it is, I postpone my ass welding until the end...
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2020, 05:01:19 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2020, 05:01:19 AM
There was toilet paper at Co-op. I don't think Winnipeg has a case of COVID-19 yet. If we do, it's like one or two.
Even here, shelves are bare.
No shit paper.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 14, 2020, 05:03:35 AM
Post by: Frood on March 14, 2020, 05:03:35 AM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
Talk to the hand... (your hand after trying to wipe with only 2 generic squares)....
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2020, 08:00:33 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2020, 08:00:33 AM
There was toilet paper at Co-op. I don't think Winnipeg has a case of COVID-19 yet. If we do, it's like one or two.
Even here, shelves are bare.
No shit paper.
Is that all items Mel, or just toilet tissue, and sanitizer?
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2020, 02:33:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2020, 02:33:13 AM
Is that all items Mel, or just toilet tissue, and sanitizer?
I don't buy hand sanitizer (since it will prevent absolutely nothing, and as such I do not use it, as it's nothing more than a fad), so I cannot comment on that...
For now, toilet paper seems to be the "go to" item to hoard, at least here...
I'm not worried though. I can clean my ass with a damp rag if I have to, which actually provides me with better results!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 15, 2020, 03:45:51 AM
Post by: Frood on March 15, 2020, 03:45:51 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2020, 04:32:16 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2020, 04:32:16 AM
I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...
Water and a rag cleans the ass better.
If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 16, 2020, 11:25:48 AM
Post by: Blazor on March 16, 2020, 11:25:48 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: kiebers on March 16, 2020, 02:19:31 PM
Post by: kiebers on March 16, 2020, 02:19:31 PM
Next people will be buying up MREs for the toilet paper square lol.Quote from: "Blazor"
I saw on ebay someone selling 4 squares of toilet paper for 99 cents plus 59 cents shipping. I know it has to be a joke but they have sold 24 units so far.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 16, 2020, 02:47:29 PM
Post by: Blazor on March 16, 2020, 02:47:29 PM
Next people will be buying up MREs for the toilet paper square lol.Quote from: "Blazor"
I saw on ebay someone selling 4 squares of toilet paper for 99 cents plus 59 cents shipping. I know it has to be a joke but they have sold 24 units so far.https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Quilted-Northern-tissue-4-SQUARES-Certified-Virus-Free/254540112962?hash=item3b43c5e442:g:NRoAAOSwGTxebEB5
Thats crazy. I also seen some good memes lol....
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 16, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 16, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
I thought this thread was going to be about your bleeding shit shoot again. Did you ever get your leak fixed?
He'll never get it fixed, just for the sole purpose to be able to come here and talk about it.
Its best if Mel just goes ass up and someone presses a hot poker on his asshole to solve the problem. Ptsssss...
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 08:09:09 AM
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 08:09:09 AM
I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...
Water and a rag cleans the ass better.
If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!
I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 08:58:19 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 08:58:19 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
I knew drinky dazza would be posting in this thread, it's right up his streetQuote from: "Guest"
Whoa...cowboi...
...it ain't easy street...
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 17, 2020, 10:05:13 AM
Post by: Blazor on March 17, 2020, 10:05:13 AM
I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...
Water and a rag cleans the ass better.
If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!
I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...ac_dunno
I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 10:21:16 AM
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 10:21:16 AM
I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...
Water and a rag cleans the ass better.
If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!
I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...ac_dunno
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!
Photoshop a toilet roll meme and print it out/laminate it/stick it on the toilet wall....
"Slow my Roll"
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 10:31:41 AM
Post by: Frood on March 17, 2020, 10:31:41 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 10:54:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 10:54:06 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 17, 2020, 10:55:34 AM
Post by: Blazor on March 17, 2020, 10:55:34 AM
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I love it lol.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 11:41:16 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 11:41:16 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 03:15:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2020, 03:15:51 PM
I stopped at a Safeway on the way home and surprisingly they had toilet paper in stock......no hand wipes though.Quote from: "Fashionista"
I am back on the farm now. They were fully stocked at the liquor store.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Vancouver on March 17, 2020, 08:05:58 PM
Post by: Vancouver on March 17, 2020, 08:05:58 PM
This is getting ridiculous now...Quote from: "Mel"
People are hoarding toilet paper now. I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.
I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.
Regardless... Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins. If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!
Lots of toilet paper here at canadian tire and safeway. We make the Purex toilet paper in New West. That's like 40mins from Vancouver. We will never run out. They just keep restocking
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 18, 2020, 09:59:56 AM
Post by: Blazor on March 18, 2020, 09:59:56 AM
I stopped at a Safeway on the way home and surprisingly they had toilet paper in stock......no hand wipes though.Quote from: "Fashionista"
I am back on the farm now. They were fully stocked at the liquor store.
Liquor store was still stocked when I went yesterday too. But they were "busier than normal".
Welcome back man
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Frood on March 18, 2020, 10:14:41 AM
Post by: Frood on March 18, 2020, 10:14:41 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 19, 2020, 09:32:01 PM
Post by: Blazor on March 19, 2020, 09:32:01 PM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 03:53:09 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 03:53:09 AM
Suggestion for Mel's bottom bluesQuote from: "Dinky Dazza"
I can wipe my ass with a damp rag. Actually, it is the best way!
That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on March 20, 2020, 10:10:26 AM
Post by: Blazor on March 20, 2020, 10:10:26 AM
Suggestion for Mel's bottom bluesQuote from: "Dinky Dazza"
I can wipe my ass with a damp rag. Actually, it is the best way!
That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!
I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 10:17:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 10:17:30 PM
(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.postimg.cc/vmXSrdrg/v3imagesbin1f0e32b146ef0cd4b2c0c1b4079d5ba1-qd016bc8b44c8v0fyt2.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://i.postimg.cc/vmXSrdrg/v3imagesb%20...%20v0fyt2.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.postimg.cc/vmXSrdrg/v3imagesbin1f0e32b146ef0cd4b2c0c1b4079d5ba1-qd016bc8b44c8v0fyt2.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 10:40:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 10:40:27 PM
I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...
Water and a rag cleans the ass better.
If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!
I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...ac_dunno
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!
Photoshop a toilet roll meme and print it out/laminate it/stick it on the toilet wall....
"Slow my Roll"
But what Freud really is thinking: 'Show your cock'
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 10:53:15 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 10:53:15 PM
:roll: (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://goregrish.com/attachments/ws15x3tpw-gif.410959/%22%3Ehttps://goregrish.com/attachments/ws15x3tpw-gif.410959/%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 10:56:06 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 10:56:06 PM
Suggestion for Mel's bottom bluesQuote from: "Dinky Dazza"
I can wipe my ass with a damp rag. Actually, it is the best way!
That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!
I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/3N32T0X/Shower-poop.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/3N32T0X/Shower-poop.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
I can see Mel doing the first one, drunk in the shower....and waking up the next morning with shit oddly smeared all over his back side.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Luckily for me I drink enough cheap draft beer, so the shit easily rinses down the drain.
It is truly magical.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 11:09:13 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 11:09:13 PM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 11:12:26 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 20, 2020, 11:12:26 PM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
I believe it.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
You should try it. It's truly a wonderful experience!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on April 02, 2020, 03:25:05 PM
Post by: Blazor on April 02, 2020, 03:25:05 PM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2020, 11:48:31 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2020, 11:48:31 PM
If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....Quote from: "Blazor"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU
EEEEEEWWWWW!!!
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Zetsu on April 03, 2020, 03:27:30 PM
Post by: Zetsu on April 03, 2020, 03:27:30 PM
If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....Quote from: "Blazor"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on April 09, 2020, 09:54:14 AM
Post by: Blazor on April 09, 2020, 09:54:14 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: kiebers on April 09, 2020, 10:31:46 AM
Post by: kiebers on April 09, 2020, 10:31:46 AM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Zetsu on April 09, 2020, 06:46:22 PM
Post by: Zetsu on April 09, 2020, 06:46:22 PM
Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a monthQuote from: "Blazor":thumbup:
With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.Quote from: "kiebers"
:laugh:
Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2020, 06:58:39 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2020, 06:58:39 PM
Title: Re: Wiping my ass...
Post by: Blazor on April 09, 2020, 08:06:15 PM
Post by: Blazor on April 09, 2020, 08:06:15 PM
Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a monthQuote from: "Blazor":thumbup: With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.Quote from: "kiebers"
:laugh:
Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.ac_toofunny
Oh man, thats the hardest I laughed all day lolol.