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Title: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 18, 2020, 03:15:28 PM
No seriously. Out of all the items that should be causing panic buying why toilet paper?



Are Americans that fascinated with shit?



I mean in a real forced quarantine situation if you find yourself without TP just leave the shower running while you taking a shit and then jump in immediately after you dumb. People's showers are still located within close proximity to their toilets, right? So what the fuck? Use is as an excuse to take another shower.



For Christs sake... toilet paper... in the coming apocalypse  :nea:
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Anonymous on March 18, 2020, 03:18:03 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"No seriously. Out of all the items that should be causing panic buying why toilet paper?



Are Americans that fascinated with shit?



I mean in a real forced quarantine situation if you find yourself without TP just leave the shower running while you taking a shit and then jump in immediately after you dumb. People's showers are still located within close proximity to their toilets, right? So what the fuck? Use is as an excuse to take another shower.



For Christs sake... toilet paper... in the coming apocalypse  :nea:

Canada too.
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 18, 2020, 03:26:48 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"No seriously. Out of all the items that should be causing panic buying why toilet paper?



Are Americans that fascinated with shit?



I mean in a real forced quarantine situation if you find yourself without TP just leave the shower running while you taking a shit and then jump in immediately after you dumb. People's showers are still located within close proximity to their toilets, right? So what the fuck? Use is as an excuse to take another shower.



For Christs sake... toilet paper... in the coming apocalypse  :nea:

Canada too.




Seriously? They're going bucwild over toilet paper too? wtf?



unbelievable
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Anonymous on March 18, 2020, 03:34:59 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"No seriously. Out of all the items that should be causing panic buying why toilet paper?



Are Americans that fascinated with shit?



I mean in a real forced quarantine situation if you find yourself without TP just leave the shower running while you taking a shit and then jump in immediately after you dumb. People's showers are still located within close proximity to their toilets, right? So what the fuck? Use is as an excuse to take another shower.



For Christs sake... toilet paper... in the coming apocalypse  :nea:

Canada too.




Seriously? They're going bucwild over toilet paper too? wtf?



unbelievable

We are possibly headed for a man made great depression over a flu bug. Should we be surprised white folks think ass wipe will save them.
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 18, 2020, 03:35:44 PM
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Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Anonymous on March 18, 2020, 04:51:10 PM
Maybe people think that the virus will give them the gravy train   :7283gm_th:
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Frood on March 18, 2020, 06:53:30 PM
Beans, lentils, and rice every day makes for Mount Vesuvius poos...
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Blazor on March 19, 2020, 11:26:19 AM
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 :roll:
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Oak on March 19, 2020, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"No seriously. Out of all the items that should be causing panic buying why toilet paper?



Are Americans that fascinated with shit?



I mean in a real forced quarantine situation if you find yourself without TP just leave the shower running while you taking a shit and then jump in immediately after you dumb. People's showers are still located within close proximity to their toilets, right? So what the fuck? Use is as an excuse to take another shower.



For Christs sake... toilet paper... in the coming apocalypse  :nea:




They may not want to shower after a poo.  You gotta do what you gotta do.
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2020, 01:07:15 PM
Then Joe will have to use his comic collection as ass wipes as that's all they are worth
Title: Re: To this day I cannot figure out what the toilet paper hysteria is all about
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2020, 01:27:23 PM
Quote from: "Guest"Then Joe will have to use his comic collection as ass wipes as that's all they are worth

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