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Title: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 03:16:18 AM
...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Frood on April 07, 2020, 03:18:17 AM
Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


Have you impregnated your mouth yet?  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 03:20:25 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Have you impregnated your mouth yet?  ac_biggrin

I'm still trying hard...  Very hard.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Frood on April 07, 2020, 03:24:39 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Have you impregnated your mouth yet?  ac_biggrin

I'm still trying hard...  Very hard.


 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 04:13:39 AM
Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


Just as long as you stay where u r, don't set foot off your property & never venture back into the big city.



There are a lotta germs floating around in the cities which don't seem to make their way to the countryside.



People seem to get covid after a visit to a large urban center or coming back from overseas than from a small town.



Trust me, this COVID virus is real & it's killing people.



https://youtu.be/288nxQoIHkY
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 04:19:29 AM
I eat germs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner also!



It's what I do!



No fear...
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 04:24:20 AM
Quote from: "Mel"I eat germs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner also!



It's what I do!



No fear...


...then just stay on your property & don't wander too far from it.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 07, 2020, 04:26:52 AM
Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


You eating your own poo?  :shock:
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You eating your own poo?  :shock:

It's 01:30 Berry...  Get your ass to bed!
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 07, 2020, 04:34:41 AM
Do you roll the nuggets into little balls and coat them in cocoa?  Powdered sugar?  Chopped nuts?
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 04:39:33 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Do you roll the nuggets into little balls and coat them in cocoa?  Powdered sugar?  Chopped nuts?

No...  I eat them as they are, sadly!
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 07, 2020, 04:42:24 AM
Mel's home made turdletts



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Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Frood on April 07, 2020, 04:43:27 AM
Botty bon bons?
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 07, 2020, 04:44:57 AM
Do you make the corn infused ones too?
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2020, 09:19:27 AM
Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?

You should carry hand sanitizer with you at all times.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2020, 02:30:03 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"You should carry hand sanitizer with you at all times.

Never have, and never will!



We touch things.  It's what people do.  To pretend that we don't touch things that others do, by using some hand cleanser to 'wipe away the touch', is false security at best...



Kids eat dirt, and kids lick railings.  I still do these things too, actually.



Remember, there were no god damned 'peanut allergies' when I went to Elementary School!  It's because people had no choice but to be in a peanut friendly zone!  They built immunity to their peanut allergies, not by choice, but by forced exposure!



We can't realistically live in a hermetically sealed bubble...  It's possible, but the minute that seal is broken...
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 09, 2020, 02:37:47 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Kids eat dirt, and kids lick railings.  I still do these things too, actually...


I believe it.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2020, 02:41:11 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
I believe it.

I've built up immunity over the years to god knows what!   :laugh:
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 09, 2020, 02:51:30 AM
Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


No, you're socially isolated, you'll be fine, just don't touch the wildlife. They could have it.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2020, 03:10:13 AM
Quote from: "caskur"No, you're socially isolated, you'll be fine, just don't touch the wildlife. They could have it.

You're probably right...  



And the wildlife here you don't want to touch!  Either they wouldn't want to touch you, or you wouldn't want to touch them!



Your cute little syph infected pissing bears are no match for ours though!   :laugh:







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Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 09, 2020, 05:47:48 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "caskur"No, you're socially isolated, you'll be fine, just don't touch the wildlife. They could have it.

You're probably right...  



And the wildlife here you don't want to touch!  Either they wouldn't want to touch you, or you wouldn't want to touch them!



Your cute little syph infected pissing bears are no match for ours though!   :laugh:







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Puh-leeze, we have no bears....



plenty of sharks though...



your bears would be toast around our sharks.



hee hee.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2020, 04:16:00 AM
Quote from: "caskur"
Puh-leeze, we have no bears....



plenty of sharks though...



your bears would be toast around our sharks.



hee hee.

I've never understood the appeal of the Ocean, even though I can and occasionally will swim!  In Langley, I was 15 minutes away from the Pacific all my life...  It's often a cold, dirty, and not really an appealing body of water to swim in, so I rarely did.



In warmer parts of the World, you now have to worry about getting limbs getting bitten off...



With so many bodies of fresh water lakes all over this Province that are better to swim, fish, or boat in, I don't understand the appeal of a salty Ocean...
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 10, 2020, 01:23:14 PM
lol...WA has pristine waters..



You should look up drone shots of Perth Beaches or Rottnest Island.



I live near the ocean... it's a relief from suppressive heat..



We're part way through Autumn and the bloody temp will be 37 C tomorrow...highly unusual.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2020, 01:49:01 PM
Tell him about the bunyips and the jolly jumbucks.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2020, 02:40:39 AM
Quote from: "caskur"lol...WA has pristine waters..



You should look up drone shots of Perth Beaches or Rottnest Island.



I live near the ocean... it's a relief from suppressive heat..



We're part way through Autumn and the bloody temp will be 37 C tomorrow...highly unusual.

37 is too hot for White people!
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 11, 2020, 05:42:42 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "caskur"lol...WA has pristine waters..



You should look up drone shots of Perth Beaches or Rottnest Island.



I live near the ocean... it's a relief from suppressive heat..



We're part way through Autumn and the bloody temp will be 37 C tomorrow...highly unusual.

37 is too hot for White people!


It's hot an still with not a whisper of breeze to cool us down



It's overcast like a thunder storm is coming.



10 minutes ago... the sun is going down.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2020, 08:37:43 AM
Watch there continue to be a lock down this summer...and have the hottest summer ever.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2020, 08:45:14 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Watch there continue to be a lock down this summer...and have the hottest summer ever.

A hot summer is just what we need. The virus doesn't do as well in the heat.



This lockdown cannot continue much longer. BC is on the down side of the curve. Your province should start to reopen by May 1.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2020, 03:09:23 AM
Quote from: "caskur"
It's hot an still with not a whisper of breeze to cool us down



It's overcast like a thunder storm is coming.



10 minutes ago... the sun is going down.

Does your house have AC?
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 12, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "caskur"
It's hot an still with not a whisper of breeze to cool us down



It's overcast like a thunder storm is coming.



10 minutes ago... the sun is going down.

Does your house have AC?




Yes of course... I have a split system... I actually have two split systems... One at the front of the house and one a the back.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2020, 03:18:13 AM
Quote from: "caskur"
Yes of course... I have a split system... I actually have two split systems... One at the front of the house and one a the back.

Nice!



I don't, but that's not unusual around here, even though it can get warm in the summer...  May look into getting an AC unit plumbed in if I can't handle the heat this summer.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 16, 2020, 08:30:54 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "caskur"
Yes of course... I have a split system... I actually have two split systems... One at the front of the house and one a the back.

Nice!



I don't, but that's not unusual around here, even though it can get warm in the summer...  May look into getting an AC unit plumbed in if I can't handle the heat this summer.


split systems mean they can be used in winter blowing hot air around the house...



I don't know if you have them.



Look it up on google.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2020, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
split systems mean they can be used in winter blowing hot air around the house...



I don't know if you have them.



Look it up on google.

I'll have to ask my HVAC guy about them when he comes back to duct in my fireplace...
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2020, 09:54:33 PM
Mel has prolly never taken a fucking shower once either. Whites have a foul odour.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2020, 11:01:39 PM
^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2020, 11:09:21 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

I spoke to the manager at The Dam today, and he thinks he may remember you...  Spending more time on smoke breaks than actually working, taking 30 minute shits on company time, constantly arriving late, a foul attitude towards coworkers and customers, below standard personal hygiene, but when you were caught stealing from the till was when he had to finally let you go...
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2020, 11:32:17 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

Just like the rest of his puny little white body. No doubt his house too.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 17, 2020, 01:35:02 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

I spoke to the manager at The Dam today, and he thinks he may remember you...  Spending more time on smoke breaks than actually working, taking 30 minute shits on company time, constantly arriving late, a foul attitude towards coworkers and customers, below standard personal hygiene, but when you were caught stealing from the till was when he had to finally let you go...


YOU think I worked at the Dam Inn...I SAID I worked IN Nelson.  The Dam Inn is not in Nelson, it's not far off from the junction.



Btw, I hear there is a UBC campus in Nelson...explains the traffic.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 17, 2020, 01:36:25 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

Just like the rest of his puny little white body. No doubt his house too.


Could be, looks like I struck a nerve lol
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 02:02:32 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

I spoke to the manager at The Dam today, and he thinks he may remember you...  Spending more time on smoke breaks than actually working, taking 30 minute shits on company time, constantly arriving late, a foul attitude towards coworkers and customers, below standard personal hygiene, but when you were caught stealing from the till was when he had to finally let you go...


YOU think I worked at the Dam Inn...I SAID I worked IN Nelson.  The Dam Inn is not in Nelson, it's not far off from the junction.



Btw, I hear there is a UBC campus in Nelson...explains the traffic.

A uni in Nelson eh. That will mean lots of Chinks and EI's in the future. Maybe some Nigerian students too. Mel will love that.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 02:16:19 AM
:laugh:
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: caskur on April 17, 2020, 02:24:55 AM
Quote from: "Mel":laugh:


You're a little shit stirrer...



Have a bath stinky, we wouldn't want you giving some human disease to the squirrel population now would we?
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 02:55:21 AM
Quote from: "caskur" Have a bath stinky, we wouldn't want you giving some human disease to the squirrel population now would we?

Maybe you're a dirty little girl that needs to spend some time getting the hose also?   ac_razz
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 06:31:29 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

I spoke to the manager at The Dam today, and he thinks he may remember you...  Spending more time on smoke breaks than actually working, taking 30 minute shits on company time, constantly arriving late, a foul attitude towards coworkers and customers, below standard personal hygiene, but when you were caught stealing from the till was when he had to finally let you go...


YOU think I worked at the Dam Inn...I SAID I worked IN Nelson.  The Dam Inn is not in Nelson, it's not far off from the junction.



Btw, I hear there is a UBC campus in Nelson...explains the traffic.

A uni in Nelson eh. That will mean lots of Chinks and EI's in the future. Maybe some Nigerian students too. Mel will love that.


Selkirk College has 3 campuses in Nelson and one in Castlegar

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Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 11:37:19 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"^^ lol



The title of the thread tho...his hand probably smell like piss and ciggarettes.

I spoke to the manager at The Dam today, and he thinks he may remember you...  Spending more time on smoke breaks than actually working, taking 30 minute shits on company time, constantly arriving late, a foul attitude towards coworkers and customers, below standard personal hygiene, but when you were caught stealing from the till was when he had to finally let you go...


YOU think I worked at the Dam Inn...I SAID I worked IN Nelson.  The Dam Inn is not in Nelson, it's not far off from the junction.



Btw, I hear there is a UBC campus in Nelson...explains the traffic.

A uni in Nelson eh. That will mean lots of Chinks and EI's in the future. Maybe some Nigerian students too. Mel will love that.

There won't be a white town in Canada West of New Brunswick in ten years.
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 06:14:34 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "caskur" Have a bath stinky, we wouldn't want you giving some human disease to the squirrel population now would we?

Maybe you're a dirty little girl that needs to spend some time getting the hose also?   ac_razz

No need, she balls in the bathtub everytime a cheerleader dies.  :crazy:
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 10:36:15 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
A uni in Nelson eh. That will mean lots of Chinks and EI's in the future. Maybe some Nigerian students too. Mel will love that.

They can learn at the Uni, and then go away I hope!
Title: Re: I have never cleansed my hands once...
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2020, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: "Herman"There won't be a white town in Canada West of New Brunswick in ten years.

Sadly this is true.



If I ever make it to retirement, Newfoundland may still be appealing:  Small all White tows, plus I could buy a mansion there for what I paid for my house here.  No work, but if I'm retired I won't care about that...