...today, but I am not worried.
To preserve my existing rolls now, it's actually better to use a damp cloth to wipe your ass. It cleans better, and is reusable. I have facecloths that I normally use in the shower to cleanse my body, but they are good for the asshole also. Just like toilet paper, you can fold them in multiple ways for a good clean swipe after swipe, and then simply dry your asshole out via air circulation, or with one swipe of a paper product (toilet paper, Kleenex, Paper Towel, but don't flush the latter if you have septic).
I knew it would come to this, but I am not worried. A damp rag/towel is better anyhow!
i havent been able to by t paper for 1 mth ,been useing cloth and tissu paper lol
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Nice!
Ever consider rural living?
Quote from: "Mel"Quote from: "fuckugoogle"i havent been able to by t paper for 1 mth ,been useing cloth and tissu paper lol
Nice!
Ever consider rural living?
well it is ,not so scatchy ,mmmm cloth lol
Rural i grow up on a property 1 hr from town
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Rural i grow up on a property 1 hr from town
Where aboots?
you want no it ,goondiwindi
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Fucking Abo...
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Fucking Abo...
fuck off what abo has a german last name ,
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fuck off what abo has a german last name ,
Is this you, Catherine?
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fuck off what abo has a german last name ,
Is this you, Catherine?
no
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Nice!
Ever consider rural living?
I would be interested in rural living, Mel.
But not where you are or that far away from a major urban center.
At furthest, maybe something like the outskirts of Squamish?
When yer too far away, its too distant from the supply & distribution centers.
So it takes too long to get stuff when it runs out & often more expensive because of the added transportation costs.
Anyways I think I mentioned this in your old forum, The Tavern.
Same time, as the economy continues to tank & people become more desperate, there'll inevitably be more homes/real estate comin onta the market.
Usually stuff in the hinterlands are full of vacation homes/property.
People may hang on to their main homes but I suspect they'll dump the vacation homes with a price drop if they need the extra money.
There may be more than a few bargains a comin about this time by next year I suspect.
A lotta foreclosures/bank repos as well.
I know a place that always have toilet paper. Joe is not my friend so I can't tell him.
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I don't know if he could afford it TVG.
If you crouch on toilet, spread your cheeks really wide and launch the turd like a cannonball..
You might not need toilet paper at all.
Eat a lot of cheese..
...and lube up your sphincter with plenty of axle grease to aid in the passing of stools. Australians may substitute Vegemite as the need arises.
I just ordered $40 of toilet paper on Amazon. Estimated shipping is May. Not that I need them right away. Still have enough toilet paper for the next 4 weeks. A local Canadian Tire had toilet paper. Small 4 roll packs. They had loads of face masks. A box of 50 for $49.99. Pack of 10 for $9.99 and pack of 20 for $24.99. Bought a box of 50 and two of the 20 packs. I'm all set for toilet paper and face masks. Have 200 coming this Friday that I ordered from eBay. I received 20 of the KN95 masks. Not sure how legit they are. Too many fake KN95/N95 out there.
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We still get face masks from my husband's shop..
We have washable masks too..
And we make sure we have enough Kleenex, toilet tissue and paper towel on hand for us for about a week, not two months.
Recently found some TP at the No Frills. I think the supply chain is finally starting to catch up.
Years ago I worked for a janitorial supply company. We only sold rolls in big boxes, without any fancy packaging. We sold the same Royale 2-ply there that you buy in grocery stores, except packaged in bulk.
I used to buy it in this way when I worked there, as I saved quite a bit of money.
The place I worked at didn't even require an account. Anybody could walk in and buy whatever, but they wouldn't get the same discount an employee or a larger client would get...
I might start buying TP this way again.
Juat came back from a mini trip. There was toilet paper at Canadian Tire and Save On Foods.
There seem to be a chip on my right rear passenger door. So sad. People just don't care. They just open their door and slam it onto yours. Will have to try and cover it up with touchup paint. It wouldn't look good.
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There seem to be a clip on my right rear passenger door. So sad. People just don't care. They just open their door and slam it onto yours. Will have to try and cover it up with touchup paint. It wouldn't look good.
A combination of people not caring, and the new norm of painting the stall lines so narrow that a vehicle can barely fit in. Costco is the only entity that knows how to paint stall lines.
I try to park far away from the door bangers when I can...
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There seem to be a clip on my right rear passenger door. So sad. People just don't care. They just open their door and slam it onto yours. Will have to try and cover it up with touchup paint. It wouldn't look good.
Did that happen while you were inside the store?
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There seem to be a clip on my right rear passenger door. So sad. People just don't care. They just open their door and slam it onto yours. Will have to try and cover it up with touchup paint. It wouldn't look good.
Did that happen while you were inside the store?
Yes. I could have swear it wasn't there before. There was no car parked next to mine when I went into the save on Foods. When I got back to my car there was a car next to mine. A lady was sitting in it with the engine running. I didnt think much of it. Her or her family must have did the damage. In case someone saw what happened, she stayed in the car so it wouldn't look like she just left and didnt care.
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There seem to be a chip on my right rear passenger door. So sad. People just don't care. They just open their door and slam it onto yours. Will have to try and cover it up with touchup paint. It wouldn't look good.
What is with you hoarding asswipe and sanitizer. Do you have the shits.
I only got one toilet paper roll left...
I guess I´m doomed.
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I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
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I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
No need...
We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..
The store shelves are full of toilet paper.
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I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
No need...
We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..
The store shelves are full of toilet paper.
Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?
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I guess I´m doomed.
Oh, shit!!
Sorry I said that :wink:
Keep checking Amazon.
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Are people still hoarding tp?
Real men aren't concerned with toilet paper shortages. Real men are confident enough to smell like shit if they have to!
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Does asswipe make you smell better. Do you buy some fruity scented asswipe?
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I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
No need...
We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..
The store shelves are full of toilet paper.
Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?
Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..
Restaurants are serving take out..
Bars are closed.
Everything else is open and working normally.
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I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
No need...
We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..
The store shelves are full of toilet paper.
Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?
Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..
Restaurants are serving take out..
Bars are closed.
Everything else is open and working normally.
Hairstylists, dentists, and clothing stores are open?
Your lockdown is not as strict as ours..
How long will it last?
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A real man smells like arse to you?
That's real gay...
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A real man smells like arse to you?
That's real gay...
He is a real androgynous man.
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I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
No need...
We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..
The store shelves are full of toilet paper.
Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?
Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..
Restaurants are serving take out..
Bars are closed.
Everything else is open and working normally.
Hairstylists, dentists, and clothing stores are open?
Your lockdown is not as strict as ours..
How long will it last?
They are open... Some might choose to be closed though..
Constructions are running etc.
The schools are probably gonna open real soon..
The government is exceeding its constitutional powers and they are gonna have to ease up on the public sector shutdown.
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Quote from: "Odinson"
I guess I´m doomed.
Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!
No need...
We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..
The store shelves are full of toilet paper.
Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?
Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..
Restaurants are serving take out..
Bars are closed.
Everything else is open and working normally.
Hairstylists, dentists, and clothing stores are open?
Your lockdown is not as strict as ours..
How long will it last?
They are open... Some might choose to be closed though..
Constructions are running etc.
The schools are probably gonna open real soon..
The government is exceeding its constitutional powers and they are gonna have to ease up on the public sector shutdown.
What governments are doing in North America has gone on too long..
The lockdown is causing irreparable harm to our society.
I thought I would bump this thread as there will be a run on toilet paper again in September when the second wave really starts to hit. Buy toilet paper now or be without. Prepare for shut down number two!
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I thought I would bump this thread as there will be a run on toilet paper again in September when the second wave really starts to hit. Buy toilet paper now or be without. Prepare for shut down number two!
Or you just be like Mel and wipe your ass with wet sheets.
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I thought I would bump this thread as there will be a run on toilet paper again in September when the second wave really starts to hit. Buy toilet paper now or be without. Prepare for shut down number two!
Or you just be like Mel and wipe your ass with wet sheets.
No, I will purchase toilet paper instead. It is purpose made for the task at hand.
I've been buying tp and stocking up on it, same with other items. I should actually update my first aid kit.
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I've been buying tp and stocking up on it, same with other items. I should actually update my first aid kit.
That's good. Do you want to sit on old Herman's knee and drink some barrel wash.
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I've been buying tp and stocking up on it, same with other items. I should actually update my first aid kit.
Toilet paper is now readily available but the new panic buy here are fire pits.
Went to buy one last week and was told no shops have them since the first TP craze...
Thought outside the box though and hit a camping supplier who had heaps situated amongst their pitched tent displays.
Off topic but I had to drive two hours to get my toes and eyebrows done.
Well worth it :thumbup:
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Off topic but I had to drive two hours to get my toes and eyebrows done.
Well worth it :thumbup:
When you are done with that do you want to come sit on old Herman's knee and drink some barrel wash.