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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 10, 2020, 06:15:50 PM

Title: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2020, 06:15:50 PM
This seems to be a uniquely American phenomenon...  Shitting ones pants and then simply continuing on to purchase rolled back goods!



Do you shart in the mart?









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Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2020, 06:17:33 PM
:beurk:
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2020, 06:28:41 PM
It's weird, because Canada has Wal-Marts everywhere too, but I've never seen the same phenomenon here.  I would imagine if one was unlucky enough to shart in the mart here, they would simply exit the store ASAP to get home, so they can clean up their shitty asses...  In America, it's just business as usual it seems.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Odinson on May 10, 2020, 06:59:21 PM
I wear khaki shorts during summers.



Ass sweat and sharting are definitely an issue.





Also.. If I dont shake enough, I still might have a few pints of piss in the shaft pipe..



Its gonna come pouring out in my khakies..
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2020, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"I wear khaki shorts during summers.



Ass sweat and sharting are definitely an issue.

So this is common in Finland also?  I thought it's more of an American thing!
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: cc on May 10, 2020, 07:52:15 PM
Aw, so it's YOU making and encouraging all the poo threads on your own forum  



I am very  dissapoint :sad:
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2020, 08:19:40 PM
Quote from: "cc"Aw, so it's YOU making and encouraging all the poo threads on your own forum  


Not me.  You ever shart in the mart, cc?
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: cc on May 10, 2020, 08:35:47 PM
Don't try to turn it back onto me.



The evidence is in. You made this poo thread. No wonder your site is filled with  poo threads.



I am very  dissapoint :sad:
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 01:42:07 AM
It has been a long time since I lived and worked in Pennsylvania. But, I did not see anyone walking around with with shit stained pants. Sorry to disappoint Mel.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 06:21:28 AM
Sharts are usually the fault of the people themselves, its usually caused by poor hygiene standards or heavy drinking
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 07:45:28 AM
It might be their attempt at getting people to practice social distancing (where they are concerned of course), or perhaps they just figure it's a walmart crowd and therefore not worth keeping clean pants for.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 09:41:01 AM
Maybe the walmart bathrooms are so disgusting that people rather shat themselves than use them.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: "cc"Aw, so it's YOU making and encouraging all the poo threads on your own forum  



I am very  dissapoint :sad:




Mel has a forum?   :shock:



And it's full of poo threads?   ac_boring



So how did you learn this, cc?
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: cc on May 11, 2020, 12:47:37 PM
Started a few months ago. I went to it .. hoping his non registering might turn out OK.



It didn't .. in fact mainly poo and gay sex .. not just words, pics ...  even both elements in one in a few posts (double yuck) .. and of course a lot of white supremacy (in words, not group promotion)



Mel always tries hard, so I give him a chance now & then

I check back occasionally hoping it will clean up but of course it doesn't



They all accuse Joe as responsible, but his style is attention whoring, not the above (me defending JoJo, lol. That's a new one)
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: "Flame Truth News"Maybe the walmart bathrooms are so disgusting that people rather shat themselves than use them.

Walmart's in Canada are clean.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: cc on May 11, 2020, 01:01:47 PM
True. I bet they are everywhere.



All stores are created to draw people, not to turn them away
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 01:03:30 PM
Quote from: "cc"True. I bet they are everywhere.

Of course.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: cc on May 11, 2020, 01:25:02 PM
oops
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: cc on May 11, 2020, 01:25:43 PM
oops .. mw bad .. gotta stop accidentally hitting quote to edit a post
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 08:13:56 PM
Oh ffs. :dash1:
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2020, 10:35:46 PM
Whites are full of shit and Mel confirmed it.
Title: Re: Have a Shart in the Mart...
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2020, 03:42:45 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Whites are full of shit and Mel confirmed it.

Ya, and the CCP is always honest and transparent.