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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 23, 2020, 06:17:13 PM

Title: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2020, 06:17:13 PM
Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?
Title: Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2020, 06:23:02 PM
Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...



...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
Title: Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2020, 06:27:38 PM
I'm not talkin' 'bout chump change, Willis...  I'm talking Jew levels of wealth here!
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Post by: Odinson on May 23, 2020, 06:47:54 PM
You need that gold sniffing jew nose.  ac_biggrin
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Post by: cc on May 23, 2020, 08:21:02 PM
QuoteI wanna be rich like a Jew!

Sorry matey. I'd buy you a drink and chat, but marriage is d e f in i t e l y out
Title: Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2020, 12:16:53 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=363298 time=1590272582 user_id=1676
Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...



...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...


That is how old Herman got wealthy.
Title: Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2020, 02:42:41 PM
Quote from: Mel post_id=363297 time=1590272233
Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?

 Deuteronomy 7:25-26

The images of their gods you are to burn in the fire. Do not covet the silver and gold on them, and do not take it for yourselves, or you will be ensnared by it, for it is detestable to the LORD your God. Do not bring a detestable thing into your house or you, like it, will be set apart for destruction. Utterly abhor and detest it, for it is set apart for destruction.
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