Title: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 12:31:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 12:31:03 PM
Not quite ... there can be some side effects
TORONTO — What happens to your body if you don't have sex for a long time?
In this era of COVID- 19, there is limited hands- on hanky panky, presumably, going on between strangers due to physical distancing constraints.
We asked Toronto sex therapist- coach Carlyle Jansen, and owner of Good For Her shop-workshop space, for her take on some of the wide range of side effects.
More stress? Yes!: "There's lots of things that are stress relievers and sex is one of those, absolutely, and certainly solo pleasure as well as partner pleasure."
The quicker the sicker: "Definitely sex boosts our immune system in lots of different ways. Basically it boosts your immune system. It's not huge. We're not saying, ' Yeah, you can go out and not wear a mask and you won't get COVID.' But certainly it does seem to have some benefit. I wouldn't use that as your only strategy."
Heart disease risk increases: "It's a form of exercise, right? And it gets blood to different places than if you were to pump some iron. It's definitely good.
brain fog: Again, the blood flow goes to the brain and there are studies that have looked at how it has enhanced our brain functioning. Every little thing helps. Your diet. How much you have sex. It's not the be all and end all. It's not a panacea.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 01:08:59 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 01:08:59 PM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 01:27:31 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 01:27:31 PM
Unfortunately his asshole is still large enough to store his idle dump truck and an dozen or so pallets of drywall. I feel that is an unfixable situation which will eventually find Mel mooching adult diapers from his internet crush, Real Woman.
A very sad situation..
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 02:06:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 02:06:34 PM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 03:44:38 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 03:44:38 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice.
I've met people who are voluntarily celibate.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 03:58:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 03:58:10 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice.
I've met people who are voluntarily celibate.
Joe and Mel are not celibate by choice.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 05:47:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 05:47:09 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice.
I've met people who are voluntarily celibate.
Joe and Mel are not celibate by choice.
Old Joe is a closeted homo and a stalker of men. Mel aint much a hetero either.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:00:19 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:00:19 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:04:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:04:07 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:21:55 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:21:55 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
Nobody but an alcoholic loser would be happy drinking nasty watered down whiskey.
But I ain't pointing any fingers.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Odinson on May 31, 2020, 06:23:42 PM
Post by: Odinson on May 31, 2020, 06:23:42 PM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:24:35 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:24:35 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
Nobody but an alcoholic loser would be happy drinking nasty watered down whiskey.
But I ain't pointing any fingers.
Give me barrel wash, perogies, kolbassa, and mustard any day over impotence.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:28:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:28:00 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
I don't know if that's the case with Mel and Joe.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:39:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:39:24 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
I don't know if that's the case with Mel and Joe.
It aint the case with either of them. Neither of them are confident heterosexuals.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:45:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:45:22 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
I don't know if that's the case with Mel and Joe.
Well Herman can't get it up! Maybe due to drink or old age or he's finds his wife ugly
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:53:02 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:53:02 PM
Nobody is abstinent by choice. It's impossible to be a happy well adjusted person when you can't get any.
Not true....Many have no sex drive due to medical or hormonal reasons. Many have reached a stage in their lives where they simply do not want the needless entanglement. A lot of these people are perfectly happy not getting any.
You may not see it that way because your mind is always in the gutter and your pants are perpetually wet ..ac_biggrin
If you got no sex drive, you got medical problems and nobody would be happy about that.
I don't know if that's the case with Mel and Joe.
Well Herman can't get it up! Maybe due to drink or old age or he's finds his wife ugly
His wife is gorgeous and I have no reason to believe he has medical issues that affect his love life..
And since you know nothing about him, you wouldn't know either.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:54:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 06:54:30 PM
I asked Shens mom to come over but she is being abstinent by choice.
All this social distancing is wrecking Mom's social life.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 07:43:30 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 07:43:30 PM
I asked Shens mom to come over but she is being abstinent by choice.
All this social distancing is wrecking Mom's social life.
COVID-19 has made no difference to Mel and old Joe.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 08:09:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2020, 08:09:01 PM
I don't know how Mel can stand going so long without getting laid. Old Joe has never been laid, so he cannot miss what he has never had.
He is a loser and Joe has no reason at all to live.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 12:52:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 12:52:00 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 12:58:44 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 12:58:44 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 07:08:56 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 07:08:56 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 11:55:49 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 11:55:49 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 03:08:43 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2020, 03:08:43 PM
The very fact that you feel the need to discuss the sex lives of Mel or Joe is revolting.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 12:13:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 12:13:06 AM
Mel and Joe have no problem discussing what they think are the personal lives of posters.
Why don't you give me an example of that? Or better yet, since you can't, just stick to lying to the board about how I talk to myself as a Guest poster.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:19:14 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:19:14 AM
WTF is wrong with you people?
The very fact that you feel the need to discuss the sex lives of Mel or Joe is revolting.
Mel and Joe have no problem discussing what they think are the personal lives of posters.
From Blurt getting his dick chopped to Shen Li married to a jigaboo, Mel, Joe and that fuckwit Scouse fell for it and talked about it all the time.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:21:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:21:25 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: cc on June 02, 2020, 02:22:12 AM
Post by: cc on June 02, 2020, 02:22:12 AM
From Blurt getting his dick chopped to Shen Li married to a jigaboo, Mel, Joe and that fuckwit Scouse fell for it and talked about it all the time.Quote from: Herman post_id=364432 time=1591078754 user_id=1689:laugh3:
The 3 Mouseketeers are sooooo easy
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:23:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:23:25 AM
The 3 Mouseketeers are sooooo easy
Stop posting, Mel.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: cc on June 02, 2020, 02:24:50 AM
Post by: cc on June 02, 2020, 02:24:50 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:27:47 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:27:47 AM
The 3 Mouseketeers are sooooo easy
Nosy, gossiping, ladyboys.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:27:47 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:27:47 AM
The 3 Mouseketeers are sooooo easy
Nosy, gossiping, ladyboys.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: cc on June 02, 2020, 02:30:11 AM
Post by: cc on June 02, 2020, 02:30:11 AM
Quite a 3some
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:32:48 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:32:48 AM
sooooo easy... it's not even sporting
Look, you're too old for me. Besides, you couldn't handle my six inches of thick Aryan dick anyhow, even though it would drive you wild, and probably Shlomo also as he watched!
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:35:07 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:35:07 AM
WTF is wrong with you people?
The very fact that you feel the need to discuss the sex lives of Mel or Joe is revolting.
Mel and Joe have no problem discussing what they think are the personal lives of posters.
So you're just as bad as they are, is that what you are trying to say?
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:36:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 02:36:06 AM
Nosy, gossiping, ladyboys.
Any faggot in the crews I've worked with that use the terms "Nosy, Gossiping, Ladyboys" would probably not be called back...
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Odinson on June 04, 2020, 06:01:27 AM
Post by: Odinson on June 04, 2020, 06:01:27 AM
There might be sex... Sometimes..
But you gotta live with the woman which causes your stress level to increase..
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Odinson on June 04, 2020, 06:03:23 AM
Post by: Odinson on June 04, 2020, 06:03:23 AM
Single guys dont have to do shit like that... And single guys ride a Harley because they have more spending money.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 06:15:41 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 06:15:41 AM
Nosy, gossiping, ladyboys.
Any faggot in the crews I've worked with that use the terms "Nosy, Gossiping, Ladyboys" would probably not be called back...
Than stop being a nosy, gossiping ladyboy and maybe you could hold a job, faggot.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 06:23:42 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 06:23:42 AM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 06:56:16 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 06:56:16 AM
I have lots of sex, but not with women.
You and Joe should get a room. Perhaps you have already.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 12:19:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 12:19:51 PM
sooooo easy... it's not even sporting
Look, you're too old for me. Besides, you couldn't handle my six inches of thick Aryan dick anyhow, even though it would drive you wild, and probably Shlomo also as he watched!
6"???.. I thought you Canadians used the metric system. Are you sure you didn't mean 6 centimeters?
No wonder your woman left you. How many times can a woman say the phrase "is it in yet" before they get frustrated and pack their shit?
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: cc on June 04, 2020, 12:35:30 PM
Post by: cc on June 04, 2020, 12:35:30 PM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: cc on June 04, 2020, 12:35:30 PM
Post by: cc on June 04, 2020, 12:35:30 PM
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 12:40:32 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 12:40:32 PM
Aryans all have small cocks
And no balls.
If they did, the apes wouldn't be on the rampage all over the western world.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 01:06:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 01:06:15 PM
Even people who worship Aryans don't seem to know.
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: cc on June 04, 2020, 02:10:37 PM
Post by: cc on June 04, 2020, 02:10:37 PM
Today, the word 'Aryan' is loaded with all sorts of negative connotation, largely due to Nazi ideology, Aryans have become associated with racial hierarchies that consider white, blonde, blue-eyed peoples superior. This served as a very useful propaganda tool for couching racist sentiments in seeming historic realities. However, it is not factual.
Only in the late 19th early 20th centuries did Aryan become equated with Germanic or Nordic peoples.
The Real Aryans
To quickly put any Nazi suppositions to rest,
I'm still not sure what Aryans are..
They are Fakes from India .. Even Hitler fooled himself
Title: Re: Bad news for Mel and Joe: There are side effects to not having sex
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 03:31:31 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2020, 03:31:31 PM
The True Aryans: Who Were They Really and How Were Their Origins Corrupted?(//https)
Today, the word 'Aryan' is loaded with all sorts of negative connotation, largely due to Nazi ideology, Aryans have become associated with racial hierarchies that consider white, blonde, blue-eyed peoples superior. This served as a very useful propaganda tool for couching racist sentiments in seeming historic realities. However, it is not factual.
Only in the late 19th early 20th centuries did Aryan become equated with Germanic or Nordic peoples.
Scouse Singh has dark eyes.