...what are your thoughts on personal protection in your home?

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Baked beans and Ex-Lax works for me.
Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Now there's a mental image to put a smile on the dial.
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
Wanna see his eggbeater?
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz
You should have seen me in my younger days.... I'd pull out any stop to ensure I won an altercation or at least didn't lose one....
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
:roll: :roll: :roll:
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz
You should have seen me in my younger days.... I'd pull out any stop to ensure I won an altercation or at least didn't lose one....
I like to make fuckers think Im crazy. You make your eyes bulge and vein poke out while hollering like a warrior.... and you suddenly see fear in their eyes :laugh:
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...what are your thoughts on personal protection in your home?

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My thoughts? First of all, dont keep it in a box in a drawer unloaded :laugh:
A criminal will not give you a second to dig it out and load it.
Im locked and loaded at home. Been carrying daily wherever I go as well.
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz
You should have seen me in my younger days.... I'd pull out any stop to ensure I won an altercation or at least didn't lose one....
I like to make fuckers think Im crazy. You make your eyes bulge and vein poke out while hollering like a warrior.... and you suddenly see fear in their eyes :laugh:
Indeed... I believe I was hip thrusting during the entire time...
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xMV85Gl2q0&feature=emb_title&bpctr=1591130632
Excellent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuCY2O1gVt0&feature=emb_title
Judging by recent events, why would anyone even want to live near Negroes? Look at the destruction and mayhem that follows anywhere there are large packs of Negroes...
A war memorial on the grounds of the Saskatchewan legislature was vandalized....it was spray painted with the words justice for Floyd.
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A war memorial on the grounds of the Saskatchewan legislature was vandalized....it was spray painted with the words justice for Floyd.
The further Western society slides into degradation, the more I think the wrong side lost in 1945...
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We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
But at any time the angry pack of groids could hit suburbia... Just imagine you being home alone, and a pack of angry groids breaks in. You know they will demolish all of your holes with their large negro penises. You'll be lucky if they don't kill you afterwards!
Your only hope in these desperate times? An armed White man coming to your rescue!
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We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
But at any time the angry pack of groids could hit suburbia... Just imagine you being home alone, and a pack of angry groids breaks in. You know they will demolish all of your holes with their large negro penises. You'll be lucky if they don't kill you afterwards!
Your only hope in these desperate times? An armed White man coming to your rescue!
The jigs in Calgary are immigrants and work.
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
Nobody bothers us in the neighbourhood anymore... we leave stuff out unlocked or on the decks year round. Somehow word got around that a belligerent naked guy wielding kitchen utensils and a penchant for forced penetration lives in our house...
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The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
Nobody bothers us in the neighbourhood anymore... we leave stuff out unlocked or on the decks year round. Somehow word got around that a belligerent naked guy wielding kitchen utensils and a penchant for forced penetration lives in our house...
Start worrying when local law enforcement start herding malcontents on to your property with the express intention of having you do their dirty work for them.
We've got a new high tensile ratched wire fence with concrete columns... or a cheese grater, as it was described to me... the pillars will break before the wire does...
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We've got a new high tensile ratched wire fence with concrete columns... or a cheese grater, as it was described to me... the pillars will break before the wire does...
Gate it all off! I don't know if Oz law is the same as Canadian law, but gating it off completely comes with one advantage here: You can drive any motor vehicle here drunk on your own property provided it's not 'easily accessible to the general public!' Fencing and a gate across the drive satisfy this requirement!
Now you can push forth on the John Deere ride-on mower as drunk as you need be, to ensure a manicured lawn!
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We've got a new high tensile ratched wire fence with concrete columns... or a cheese grater, as it was described to me... the pillars will break before the wire does...
Gate it all off! I don't know if Oz law is the same as Canadian law, but gating it off completely comes with one advantage here: You can drive any motor vehicle here drunk on your own property provided it's not 'easily accessible to the general public!' Fencing and a gate across the drive satisfy this requirement!
Now you can push forth on the John Deere ride-on mower as drunk as you need be, to ensure a manicured lawn!
Don't believe we enjoy that level of freedom... even riding a bicycle drunk will get you a DUI...
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Don't believe we enjoy that level of freedom... even riding a bicycle drunk will get you a DUI...
Damn... Here a DUI requires requires driving an actual motor vehicle, meaning something propelled by something other than human or animal force.
You guys really did get cucked in Oz, and I feel bad for that...
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Don't believe we enjoy that level of freedom... even riding a bicycle drunk will get you a DUI...
Damn... Here a DUI requires requires driving an actual motor vehicle, meaning something propelled by something other than human or animal force.
The laws are quite draconian here... for some things....
But there are loopholes...
...though it takes knowledge and an iron will to utilize them...
It's cat and mouse shit that only works with a full video recording of the event, extremely calm annunciations, peaceful resolve in the face of aggression, and the skill to not fall into a question trap...
Tell them about the hatchet job done on Martin Bryant, that will really get the gun nuts scratching their heads.
I'll be honest... Rural is the best way to go. Even though it's not technically legal, many here drive their shit on the road for short periods. Dude was fueling up his Kubota with Diesel today, and drove it out on the road... Not legal at all, but in small White towns it's great! Who would complain? He might help you with a job!
Here, if it doesn't affect you, you keep yer mouth shut! And it works great, because everyone here is White and gets along!
And if someone really becomes a problem, they are dealt with by the community... RCMP are literally non-existent around here, which is not a bad thing!