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Title: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 04:54:45 AM
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Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 05:07:16 AM
That's terrible...   :sad:
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 05:23:52 AM
It's ok when it's still warm you can get quite cozy. Once it becomes cooler it can be very uncomfortable, sometimes so bad that I have to get up and change the sheets in the middle of the night rather than waiting until morning.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 05:26:43 AM
No King Sized bed?  You just roll over onto the other side, pleb!
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 05:30:30 AM
I love falling asleep on my couch because I just turn the cushions over.
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 05:31:29 AM
And then you wash the sheets in the morning!  If any piss entered your mattress through, you NUKE that shit with pure Vinegar!  Don't be shy with that shit...  you pour a liter or two of pure Vinegar into the mattress, and it NUKES that piss at a molecular level!
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 05:32:50 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=365667 time=1591867830
I love falling asleep on my couch because I just turn the cushions over.

That only works at a friends house.  You can't keep pissing your own cushions...
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 12:40:59 PM
Quote from: Mel post_id=365668 time=1591867889
And then you wash the sheets in the morning!  If any piss entered your mattress through, you NUKE that shit with pure Vinegar!  Don't be shy with that shit...  you pour a liter or two of pure Vinegar into the mattress, and it NUKES that piss at a molecular level!


Except it makes you smell like a cucumber that was pickled in piss.
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 12:44:20 PM
Quote from: Mel post_id=365669 time=1591867970
Quote from: Mel post_id=365667 time=1591867830
I love falling asleep on my couch because I just turn the cushions over.

That only works at a friends house.  You can't keep pissing your own cushions...


You can't keep shoving broken beer bottles up your ass either, but that doesn't stop you.
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: cc on June 11, 2020, 12:48:35 PM
QuoteNice! I pissed myself again.

I thought that was reserved for weekends.



I guess every day is a weekend for mel now
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 01:14:32 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=365703 time=1591894115 user_id=88
QuoteNice! I pissed myself again.

I thought that was reserved for weekends.



I guess every day is a weekend for mel now

That will end soon. They are on the trail of people like him.
Title: Re: Nice! I pissed myself again.
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 11, 2020, 04:17:08 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=365703 time=1591894115 user_id=88
QuoteNice! I pissed myself again.

I thought that was reserved for weekends.



I guess every day is a weekend for mel now


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