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That's terrible... :sad:
It's ok when it's still warm you can get quite cozy. Once it becomes cooler it can be very uncomfortable, sometimes so bad that I have to get up and change the sheets in the middle of the night rather than waiting until morning.
No King Sized bed? You just roll over onto the other side, pleb!
I love falling asleep on my couch because I just turn the cushions over.
And then you wash the sheets in the morning! If any piss entered your mattress through, you NUKE that shit with pure Vinegar! Don't be shy with that shit... you pour a liter or two of pure Vinegar into the mattress, and it NUKES that piss at a molecular level!
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I love falling asleep on my couch because I just turn the cushions over.
That only works at a friends house. You can't keep pissing your own cushions...
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And then you wash the sheets in the morning! If any piss entered your mattress through, you NUKE that shit with pure Vinegar! Don't be shy with that shit... you pour a liter or two of pure Vinegar into the mattress, and it NUKES that piss at a molecular level!
Except it makes you smell like a cucumber that was pickled in piss.
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Quote from: Mel post_id=365667 time=1591867830
I love falling asleep on my couch because I just turn the cushions over.
That only works at a friends house. You can't keep pissing your own cushions...
You can't keep shoving broken beer bottles up your ass either, but that doesn't stop you.
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Nice! I pissed myself again.
I thought that was reserved for weekends.
I guess every day is a weekend for mel now
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Nice! I pissed myself again.
I thought that was reserved for weekends.
I guess every day is a weekend for mel now
That will end soon. They are on the trail of people like him.
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Nice! I pissed myself again.
I thought that was reserved for weekends.
I guess every day is a weekend for mel now
:roll: