So I'm thinking, who will pay for all this? Our children? Grandchildren? Then I thought further: I have no children, and many Whites don't have kids either! So who will really end up paying? The Yellow's, Brown's, and Blacks that Canada is importing to replace the White people! They can pay for it! :laugh:
Maybe this is the beginning of Universal Basic Income? Since my mortgage is paid, I could probably retire now on $2,000/month if I lived very frugally! This would be great, actually! I could spend my time farting around the yard, shitposting on two-bit forums like this one, and maybe even pick up the odd cash-only job on the side to supplement my income!
Congratulations on the good news. UBI would be great, I would use the annual $24k to travel and buy a motorcycle. Next year who knows what I would spend it on.
CERB will only be extended for people who can't return to work yet, and that doesn't apply to Mel who wants free beer..
The new extension deadline is August 1 for people who have been collecting it since mid March, but can't return to work.
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CERB will only be extended for people who can't return to work yet, and that doesn't apply to Mel who wants free beer..
The new extension deadline is August 1 for people who have been collecting it since mid March, but can't return to work.
You can't curb the CERB!
Is this mel?
or is it a poser impersonating him?
or is it mel impersonating him himself?
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CERB will only be extended for people who can't return to work yet, and that doesn't apply to Mel who wants free beer..
The new extension deadline is August 1 for people who have been collecting it since mid March, but can't return to work.
And the are cracking down on CERB cheats like Mel.
CERB is best. :thumbup:
Quote from: Guest post_id=366410 time=1592288010CERB is best. :thumbup:
Hells ya! You can't curb the CERB!
If Trudeau morphs CERB into a permanent UBI of $2,000/month, I might just vote for the guy!
CERB scammers will be paying back their beer and cigarette money next year along with a hefty fine. :yahoo:
It will be extended to October 3. The one the government really wants employers taking advantage of is the program to get employees back to work with subsidies of up to 75% of wages to their employers.
CERB is an extended holiday....All enjoy
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CERB is an extended holiday....All enjoy
Not for taxpayers.
Oh well, collect CREB and be the better.....
CREB is good but CERB is better.
I like the one that pays three quarters of employees wages to get them back to work. CERB is for fraudsters and lazy assholes.
CEBA good, CERB bad.
CERB should be at least $3,000 a month in large urban centres. $2,000 is too little in a big city.
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CERB should be at least $3,000 a month in large urban centres. $2,000 is too little in a big city.
As long as the penalty for scammers is fifty percent more for scammers like old Mel.
CERB helps all through difficult times.
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CERB helps all through difficult times.
What difficult time is that? Not being able to drink beer everyday?
With all the money they spent on CERB, a fraction of that cost might have been better spent on training people in various aspects relating to the medical community (first aid, triage, construction of ventilators and other essential equipment etc) instead of shutting the country down to "flatten the curve" and bleed the public purse dry. I haven't seen a single person in the Canadian parliament push for that course of action, which means that every last one of them were A-OK with pretending to save lives while turning Canadia into a soycialist shithole.
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With all the money they spent on CERB, a fraction of that cost might have been better spent on training people in various aspects relating to the medical community (first aid, triage, construction of ventilators and other essential equipment etc) instead of shutting the country down to "flatten the curve" and bleed the public purse dry. I haven't seen a single person in the Canadian parliament push for that course of action, which means that every last one of them were A-OK with pretending to save lives while turning Canadia into a soycialist shithole.
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Spend your CERB carefully. Save it if you can.
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Spend your CERB carefully. Save it if you can.
Throw the lazy scammers who do not deserve it in jail. Let them get ass raped by Bubba.
There have been plenty of bums and junkies claiming EI and disability for years
People should just stop being a bunch of pussies and take up a job...any job...sitting at home drinking and doing squat day after day can cause mental heath issues.
There are a lot of people who lost their jobs, some are panicking and trying to figure out what to do next, some don't care and are collecting cerb for as long as they can...probably expecting their job back in October...come that time, many people are going to be fucked and theres gonna be a whole new crisis of cry babies.
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People should just stop being a bunch of pussies and take up a job...any job...sitting at home drinking and doing squat day after day can cause mental heath issues.
There are a lot of people who lost their jobs, some are panicking and trying to figure out what to do next, some don't care and are collecting cerb for as long as they can...probably expecting their job back in October...come that time, many people are going to be fucked and theres gonna be a whole new crisis of cry babies.
Old Mel was nuts long before CERB. He will pay for his paid loner drinking fest next year.
You can't curb the CERB!
Quote from: Mel post_id=366992 time=1592631133You can't curb the CERB!
You won't be saying that when you are paying it back next year.
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Quote from: Mel post_id=366992 time=1592631133You can't curb the CERB!
You won't be saying that when you are paying it back next year.
Indentured servitude for our government's mistakes. Black lives matter about as little as white lives do. Just one giant squabbling mass of wage slaves out on the massuh's plantation.
CERB needs to become permanent.
Yes but only for victims of the state like blacks injuns and minorities
No, permanent CERB for all!
CERB needs to be extended to websites. MMP is closing and Semenjaw will be out on the street... think of the children!
CERB will save Canada.
The Canadian Federation of Independent Business(CFIB) identified the CERB as the biggest obstacle to businesses reopening.
Our premier, Brian Pallister is paying people two thousand bucks to go off CERB and take a job.
This fall and onward is going to be a gong show! People will be out of work, screwed for money, the donald and his stupid campaign, alcoholic rampages and idiots everywhere.
I'll always have my job, but some of the others are looking at possibly getting laid off. I'm happy in my own little bubble.
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This fall and onward is going to be a gong show! People will be out of work, screwed for money, the donald and his stupid campaign, alcoholic rampages and idiots everywhere.
I'll always have my job, but some of the others are looking at possibly getting laid off. I'm happy in my own little bubble.
I see you buy the media's anti-Trump brainwashing.
More will be on CERB when the second wave hits at the end of August. There will be CERB for all. The CERB will be needed for most until the summer of 2021.
CERB will help many.
Ya, second wave is already starting to hit now in some areas! At this rate, you're probably right in that we won't curb the CERB until sometime in 2021!
CERB will save the world, possibly even the universe!
Piss off with your socialistic crap, mate...
CERB is the Messiah.
CERB's not the messiah, it's a very naughty buoy.
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Piss off with your socialistic crap, mate...
Mel is only a socialist when the federal government gives him beer money.
Beer money or else, people gravitate towards personal function
It will soon be time to lockdown again so the CERB will be needed more than ever.
Better hope the money hasn't run out then, eh?
The money won't run out. The Government of Canada has unlimited powers of taxation and a tool kit full of currency and interest rate manipulators. Add in the ability to sell New Brunswick to the highest bidder and the CERB is good to go for a very long time. CERB is the best thing to come out of the coronavirus pandemic.
The CERB will now be permanent with the occurrence of the second wave of COVID-19. Time to shut it down again and thank God for CERB!
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=368390 time=1593069869 user_id=1676
Piss off with your socialistic crap, mate...
Mel is only a socialist when the federal government gives him beer money.
BINGO!!
Pick up your prize at the counter
I'm gonna get a dog and call him CERB.
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I'm gonna get a dog and call him CERB.
Businesses are not taking advantage of the Emergency Wage Subsidy the way Ottawa expected them to.
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I'm gonna get a dog and call him CERB.
Businesses are not taking advantage of the Emergency Wage Subsidy the way Ottawa expected them to.
Is that the one where the government covers up to seventy five per cent of an employee's wages?
CERB is better as you don't have to risk working. It is best too stay safe and stay home.
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CERB is better as you don't have to risk working. It is best too stay safe and stay home.
It's better for lazy, effeminate alchoholics.
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CERB is better as you don't have to risk working. It is best too stay safe and stay home.
The office workers are just jealouse because they have to work online at home when drivers like mel and joe dont have to work
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CERB is better as you don't have to risk working. It is best too stay safe and stay home.
The office workers are just jealouse because they have to work online at home when drivers like mel and joe dont have to work
Joe a driver. ac_toofunny
Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
That's mad fascinating. What's your position on anal beads up your rectum?
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Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
Some people are just plain fucking lazy. They are almost exclusively white too.
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Quote from: Guest post_id=369043 time=1593408908
Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
Some people are just plain fucking lazy. They are almost exclusively white too.
Some people hate working more than poverty.
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Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
Some people are just plain fucking lazy. They are almost exclusively white too.
Some people hate working more than poverty.
When we retire, most people live frugally..
But, it's not recommended to do that in our best earning years.
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Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
Some people are just plain fucking lazy. They are almost exclusively white too.
Some people hate working more than poverty.
Some people hate penis more than both combined.
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Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=369060 time=1593429705 user_id=2015
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=369048 time=1593424028 user_id=56
Quote from: Guest post_id=369043 time=1593408908
Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
Some people are just plain fucking lazy. They are almost exclusively white too.
Some people hate working more than poverty.
Some people hate penis more than both combined.
Mel and Joe hate vag, not penis.
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Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=369060 time=1593429705 user_id=2015
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=369048 time=1593424028 user_id=56
Quote from: Guest post_id=369043 time=1593408908
Safety is paramount, collect CERB and don't die at your slave owners whim. If folks are staying home for a measly $2,000 a month they are underpaid, end of fucking story. Wage suppression over the last thirty-five years has developed this attitude. You reap what you sow.
Some people are just plain fucking lazy. They are almost exclusively white too.
Some people hate working more than poverty.
Some people hate penis more than both combined.
Mel and Joe hate vag, not penis.
Yay penis?
CERB is the best!
Now that America is closing down again will another $1,250 cheque be sent out to help?
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Now that America is closing down again will another $1,250 cheque be sent out to help?
I thought states were halting reopening, not going back into lock down?
California is closing restaurants, bars, gyms, beaches, churches etc. They opened them a month ago but now they are closing up again.
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California is closing restaurants, bars, gyms, beaches, churches etc. They opened them a month ago but now they are closing up again.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced an order directing bars, restaurants, and movie theatres to close in 19 counties, including Los Angeles.
https://www.businessinsider.com/california-governor-tells-movie-theatres-bars-restaurants-to-close-2020-7
It's not entirely state wide, but it affects 70% of Cali's population. Te recent surge in cases started right after mass BLM protests. Just a coincidence of course.