You have to stop and slow down. I love your posts, but 10,000 character posts don't really work here!
You have to break your shit up... Breathe, engage a bit, and then post!
Trust me, I know what I'm doing...

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I have to quite agree on this one. I will endeavor to be a one line one dimensional poster when I post here. Please feel free to slap me when I post more that two sentences in this sub on any given topic.
Obiviously my posting style does not fit here...It triggers chest beating and the knashing of teeth amongst the plebes that have something to prove....The last post I made elicited a response from one such plebe so unnecessary and so painful to read that it could have been lifted right out of chapter one of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake.
My apologies to all.
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
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Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
How is that a boom?
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Yep, she made jam.
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Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Are you angry at her for knocking out Dum Sum's two remaining teeth in that other thread?
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
How is that a boom?
You dont need to understand the *BOOM*,
Just realize there was a *BOOM* and move along-
ac_boring
BOOM!
[size=50]BOOM[/size]
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BOOM!
You don't rate the *BOOMS*.
Few do.
And certainly not you.
Adieu-
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[size=50]BOOM[/size]
More like: *....*.
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YAAAAYYYYY, I LIKE PENIS!!!!!!
The soy boys at FT sure do talk about penis a lot
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YAAAAYYYYY, I LIKE PENIS!!!!!!
FT defence:
If it failed once,
Let it fail again.
Small children sometimes make explosion sounds as they play with their action figures, is that what's going on here?
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Small children sometimes make explosion sounds as they play with their action figures, is that what's going on here?
How's the 'self-ban' going?
Over/Under is seven days.
I have the 'over', fyi.
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Small children sometimes make explosion sounds as they play with their action figures, is that what's going on here?
I thought he was describing his old man bowel movements...
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Quote from: Poppy post_id=369979 time=1593995307 user_id=3287
Small children sometimes make explosion sounds as they play with their action figures, is that what's going on here?
I thought he was describing his old man bowel movements...
A topic in which you are well acquainted with,
Since you cohabitate with an elderly sugar daddy,
You faggot-
Quote from: Poppy post_id=369979 time=1593995307 user_id=3287
Small children sometimes make explosion sounds as they play with their action figures, is that what's going on here?
What sounds do they make when they see ugly ass ostrich looking ghouls with three teeth in their mouth?
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Small children sometimes make explosion sounds as they play with their action figures, is that what's going on here?
How's the 'self-ban' going?
Over/Under is seven days.
I have the 'over', fyi.
Wait. This non-entity banned itself?
Hadn't even noticed the tool gone missing
Give that turd buffer an A for worthlessness :laugh3:
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my weenis needs a polish, can someone buff my turds off it pleeese?
People are banning themselves from sg? That's hilarious :laugh:
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
How is that a boom?
You dont need to understand the *BOOM*,
Just realize there was a *BOOM* and move along-
It wasn't a boom and on top of that it's poor form to boom your 'own' material
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
How is that a boom?
You dont need to understand the *BOOM*,
Just realize there was a *BOOM* and move along-
It wasn't a boom and on top of that it's poor form to boom your 'own' material
Of course you can "boom" your own material. It's the same as a mic drop.
Oweh Stukkie:
Ek het die rekeningwagwoord gesteel tydens ons "omegle" -klets. sy wil nie betaal om dit terug te kry nie. ac_hithere
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
How is that a boom?
You dont need to understand the *BOOM*,
Just realize there was a *BOOM* and move along-
It wasn't a boom and on top of that it's poor form to boom your 'own' material
It was.
Sorry it went over your head.
And much like I decide the *BOOMs*,
I decide what's poor form for me.
You ain't my boss.
So, pound sand-
ac_boring
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMrDu7374Y
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I have to quite agree on this one.
This is good.
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I will endeavor to be a one line one dimensional poster when I post here. Please feel free to slap me when I post more that two sentences in this sub on any given topic.
My apologies to all.
Doreau, you might just make a good partner with this attitude...
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.
I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...
Cause that's what she does and is...
Did she kick you in the blueberries?
Frood wishes he had blueberries.
*BOOM*
How is that a boom?
You dont need to understand the *BOOM*,
Just realize there was a *BOOM* and move along-
It wasn't a boom and on top of that it's poor form to boom your 'own' material
Of course you can "boom" your own material. It's the same as a mic drop.
Mic drops are even more embarrassing than booms