You just can't curb the CERB!
CERB has now become very popular and well thought of. I think CERB should become permanent and raised to $3,000 per month.
Now there is talk to extend the CERB even longer! The CERB will now be extended past August even!
I'm not schooled in Economics, but for a Government to do this shows me just what a 'House of Cards' we've built up in this country... What they're trying to fend off is a complete economic depression like that of the 1930's (which I've studied on my own time, but isn't really taught in schools)...
Even Greece has a lower unemployment rate now than Canada does, and Canada also has one of the highest Debt-to-Income levels in the entire world.
CERB helps all.
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I'm not schooled in Economics, but for a Government to do this shows me just what a 'House of Cards' we've built up in this country... What they're trying to fend off is a complete economic depression like that of the 1930's (which I've studied on my own time, but isn't really taught in schools)...
Even Greece has a lower unemployment rate now than Canada does, and Canada also has one of the highest Debt-to-Income levels in the entire world.
Why the hell aren't you working? Where's your dump truck at? Is it parked on your property?
Better be careful the injuns don't steal the wheels off of it while you're passed out and peeing in the sheets.
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Now there is talk to extend the CERB even longer! The CERB will now be extended past August even!
Don't get your hopes up Mel. That is not what Morneau said in yesterday's fiscal snapshot.
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Now there is talk to extend the CERB even longer! The CERB will now be extended past August even!
Don't get your hopes up Mel. That is not what Morneau said in yesterday's fiscal snapshot.
They need to get reelected at some point and a second and third wave is coming. If the timing is right, CERB will be in place for the next 18 months by which time it is election season where Mr. Trudeau will make CERB permanent and raise it to $3,000 per month. The Liberals will win around 280 + seats with this brilliant strategy.
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Now there is talk to extend the CERB even longer! The CERB will now be extended past August even!
Don't get your hopes up Mel. That is not what Morneau said in yesterday's fiscal snapshot.
They need to get reelected at some point and a second and third wave is coming. If the timing is right, CERB will be in place for the next 18 months by which time it is election season where Mr. Trudeau will make CERB permanent and raise it to $3,000 per month. The Liberals will win around 280 + seats with this brilliant strategy.
Sorry Mel, we are broke. We are winding it down. No more free beer money.
Nah, Canada has lots o' money for the CERB and the Liberals need to be reelected so it will stay. Worse comes to worse we can sell PEI to ballance the books.
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Nah, Canada has lots o' money for the CERB and the Liberals need to be reelected so it will stay. Worse comes to worse we can sell PEI to ballance the books.
Nah, Canada is flat broke. Did you see yesterday's update from Morneau.
CERB has been extended until the start of September shortly before parliament resumes. The Tories will be all over Trudeau in the House for the financial mess he got us in, just like his father did before him.
You are just one vote Mel and you're too drunk and lazy to cast a ballot anyway. You have to start buying your own beer again in September. You did it for thirty years prior to that. You can do it again.
CERB will save all the alcoholics!
Mel, don't worry..
You abused alcohol before CERB and I'm confident in my prediction you'll abuse it after it ends in September.
Fashionista should try the CERB before knocking it. I bet she would enjoy the CERB and enjoy the extra time off with her family.
CERB helps the family. Help families, increase CERB to $3,000 and make it permanent.
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Funny line, but it appears your math expertise is in the basement alongside your spelling
The math is fine, Mr. Trudeau has plenty of levers at his desposal to generate money. Sell this, rent that out, raise fees and taxes etc. The NDP and Bloc will go along so all is good. While you should be canonized for never, ever making a typo. You are very impressive.
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Fashionista should try the CERB before knocking it. I bet she would enjoy the CERB and enjoy the extra time off with her family.
CERB helps the family. Help families, increase CERB to $3,000 and make it permanent.
Only an idiot would quit a full time job with a defined benefit pension to collect a measly 2 grand a month for 2 months.
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The math is fine, Mr. Trudeau has plenty of levers at his desposal to generate money. Sell this, rent that out, raise fees and taxes etc. The NDP and Bloc will go along so all is good. While you should be canonized for never, ever making a typo. You are very impressive.
Naw, I make lots of miscues. . I was basically only wondering why you are wasting so much time & space on fantasy bullshit
Does it go beyond "I like to see myself in print?"
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The math is fine, Mr. Trudeau has plenty of levers at his desposal to generate money. Sell this, rent that out, raise fees and taxes etc. The NDP and Bloc will go along so all is good. While you should be canonized for never, ever making a typo. You are very impressive.
Naw, I make lots of miscues. . I was basically only wondering why you are wasting so much time & space on fantasy bullshit
Does it go beyond "I like to see myself in print?"
He has no life and doesn't want one. A couple of months of free beer instead of paying for it is as big as his plans get. He will be dead soon.
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Funny line, but it appears your math expertise is in the basement alongside your spelling
What is a "Lybian" btw?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ya got me - however, as I said > Naw, I make lots of miscues. . I was basically only wondering why you are wasting so much time & space on fantasy bullshit
Does it go beyond "I like to see myself in print?"
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Ya got me - however, as I said > Naw, I make lots of miscues. . I was basically only wondering why you are wasting so much time & space on fantasy bullshit
Does it go beyond "I like to see myself in print?"
That and then some.
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Mel, don't worry..
You abused alcohol before CERB and I'm confident in my prediction you'll abuse it after it ends in September.
You got that right.
^^ Says the other alcohol soaked boot licker.
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^^ Says the other alcohol soaked boot licker.
Barrel wash aint old Herman's life like it is with Mel. I have a hot old lady, I have a grown son, who is going to make me a granddaddy at any time, I have lived all over the world.
Old Mel is totally dependent on the swish because he aint got anything else going on in his life.
I'm unfamiliar with it - Been going to ask you - What would be the alcohol % of wash .. and what would it be for next usage?
I'm assuming you are using former booze ageing barrels??? If so, it's can't be very high???
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I'm unfamiliar with it - Been going to ask you - What would be the alcohol % of wash .. and what would it be for next usage?
I'm assuming you are using former booze ageing barrels??? If so, it's can't be very high???
It is lower than a bottle of rye.
Right. It comes from the wood?
You will pay for CERB and I will collect. This is deal, the Liberal party of Canada will strike a deal with the NDP and Bloc to shut out the conservatives and make CERB permanent. Outnumbered better than 2:1 the cons are a flaccid noodle waving in the wind. CERB will be permanent, CERB will be law!
Better grease up the dumper for fall.
Canada is broke and at about the limit for getting loans
CERB will be permanent. The Liberal government will enact this to stay in power. With the NDP and Bloc onside, It is highly unlikely that Canada will ever have another conservative government so the CERB has spoken.
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Better be careful the injuns don't steal the wheels off of it while you're passed out and peeing in the sheets.
Do you honestly think I'd move to Injun territory? I thought you knew me better than that! Where I live now, it's like 99% White, safe, and I'm not joking! Other forum members are familiar with the region I reside in.
Stay Jelly, Renee! Enjoy kneeling down for your Nigs in your 'cosmopolitan' city!
And for the Guest poster, thanks for keeping this thread running in my absence! :laugh:
It's entertaining for me to read almost every single reply to your posts addressing you as me! These posters just don't get it, can't get it, and will not ever understand Guest posting! :laugh:
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Better be careful the injuns don't steal the wheels off of it while you're passed out and peeing in the sheets.
Do you honestly think I'd move to Injun territory? I thought you knew me better than that! Where I live now, it's like 99% White, safe, and I'm not joking! Other forum members are familiar with the region I reside in.
Stay Jelly, Renee! Enjoy kneeling down for your Nigs in your 'cosmopolitan' city!
I don't live in a city. I live in a small beach community. I think there are like two middle class black families in the whole place.
Speaking of kneeling, is your asshole still wrecked?
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Better grease up the dumper for fall.
Canada is broke and at about the limit for getting loans
Bill Morneau seem to indicate it won't be extended past the first week of September.
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Better grease up the dumper for fall.
Canada is broke and at about the limit for getting loans
Bill Morneau seem to indicate it won't be extended past the first week of September.
The GST and income tax were both "temporary" as well.
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Bill Morneau seem to indicate it won't be extended past the first week of September.
The second wave of Covid will hit right around then, ensuring another CERB extension! I may as well start planning my retirement at this rate! If I live frugally, I think I could retire at $2,000/month... maybe take some cash jobs on the side to supplement the CERB income!
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Better be careful the injuns don't steal the wheels off of it while you're passed out and peeing in the sheets.
Do you honestly think I'd move to Injun territory? I thought you knew me better than that! Where I live now, it's like 99% White, safe, and I'm not joking! Other forum members are familiar with the region I reside in.
Stay Jelly, Renee! Enjoy kneeling down for your Nigs in your 'cosmopolitan' city!
I don't live in a city. I live in a small beach community. I think there are like two middle class black families in the whole place.
Speaking of kneeling, is your asshole still wrecked?
Jersey Shore? Do you know Snookie?
I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
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I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
Back to the original debate, are guinea mulignans white? No! They are fucking southern mudsliders that got fucked by niggers. Not white!
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Back to the original debate, are guinea mulignans white? No! They are fucking southern mudsliders that got fucked by niggers. Not white!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk2dfFolSWw
I am the CERB.
I wonder if Mr. Trudeau will give us extra CERB for the month of December as a Christmas bonus? I hope so. It would make a Merry Christmas for all.
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I wonder if Mr. Trudeau will give us extra CERB for the month of December as a Christmas bonus? I hope so. It would make a Merry Christmas for all.
It would only be the right thing to do, since regular welfare bums get a bonus around Christmas also!
"regular welfare bums"????
Seems you have become just that
Do you qualify for the CERB, CC?
YOU KKKKKUNT KERB THE CERB!!!!
Quote from: Mel post_id=370740 time=1594417367
I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
This town remains predominantly white because it is expensive to live here. You need a decent paying job to afford the housing. Real-estate prices are high and property taxes are huge. Many of the homes are investment properties owned by the rich and used as vacation rentals which get exorbitant rents during the summer.. It's that way along most of the shore excluding shithole AC. The Jersey Shore has gone through a sort of renaissance over the past 30 years. It's no longer the working class group of seedy towns and cheap motels Springsteen used to romanticize about.
BTW we have a few beaners around....They cut and weed wack our lawns but most don't live here.
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Quote from: Mel post_id=370740 time=1594417367
I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
This town remains predominantly white because it is expensive to live here. You need a decent paying job to afford the housing. Real-estate prices are high and property taxes are huge. Many of the homes are investment properties owned by the rich and used as vacation rentals which get exorbitant rents during the summer.. It's that way along most of the shore excluding shithole AC. The Jersey Shore has gone through a sort of renaissance over the past 30 years. It's no longer the working class group of seedy towns and cheap motels Springsteen used to romanticize about.
BTW we have a few beaners around....They cut and weed wack our lawns but most don't live here.
Have you met Snookie?
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Quote from: Mel post_id=370740 time=1594417367
I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
This town remains predominantly white because it is expensive to live here. You need a decent paying job to afford the housing. Real-estate prices are high and property taxes are huge. Many of the homes are investment properties owned by the rich and used as vacation rentals which get exorbitant rents during the summer.. It's that way along most of the shore excluding shithole AC. The Jersey Shore has gone through a sort of renaissance over the past 30 years. It's no longer the working class group of seedy towns and cheap motels Springsteen used to romanticize about.
BTW we have a few beaners around....They cut and weed wack our lawns but most don't live here.
Have you met Snookie?
No I have never met her or even seen her South American beaner ass....but that bitch can cut my lawn and clean up the fallen branches from the tropical storm that came through yesterday.
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Quote from: Mel post_id=370740 time=1594417367
I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
This town remains predominantly white because it is expensive to live here. You need a decent paying job to afford the housing. Real-estate prices are high and property taxes are huge. Many of the homes are investment properties owned by the rich and used as vacation rentals which get exorbitant rents during the summer.. It's that way along most of the shore excluding shithole AC. The Jersey Shore has gone through a sort of renaissance over the past 30 years. It's no longer the working class group of seedy towns and cheap motels Springsteen used to romanticize about.
BTW we have a few beaners around....They cut and weed wack our lawns but most don't live here.
Have you met Snookie?
No I have never met her or even seen her South American beaner ass....but that bitch can cut my lawn and clean up the fallen branches from the tropical storm that came through yesterday.
You must be OK as you still have power. A little yard work might do that cholo skag some good.
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Do you qualify for the CERB, CC?
I have no idea what qualifications are and don't intend to find out
CERB will get us to Mars, and beyond!
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Do you qualify for the CERB, CC?
I have no idea what qualifications are and don't intend to find out
Can I please have your CERB if you don't want it. ac_smile
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Quote from: Mel post_id=370740 time=1594417367
I wonder how towns along the Jersey shore have been able to remain mainly White? I think they need a healthy dose of diversity... A healthy dose of Beaners and Sudanese!
This town remains predominantly white because it is expensive to live here. You need a decent paying job to afford the housing. Real-estate prices are high and property taxes are huge. Many of the homes are investment properties owned by the rich and used as vacation rentals which get exorbitant rents during the summer.. It's that way along most of the shore excluding shithole AC. The Jersey Shore has gone through a sort of renaissance over the past 30 years. It's no longer the working class group of seedy towns and cheap motels Springsteen used to romanticize about.
BTW we have a few beaners around....They cut and weed wack our lawns but most don't live here.
Have you met Snookie?
No I have never met her or even seen her South American beaner ass....but that bitch can cut my lawn and clean up the fallen branches from the tropical storm that came through yesterday.
You must be OK as you still have power. A little yard work might do that cholo skag some good.
Power blipped a few times yesterday...Nothing too terrible but bad enough to fry the main cable box. So no TV until the service call tomorrow. No matter TV is shit anyway. Roads were flooded but I'm dry.
After the kid is in bed tonight going to pour some gentleman jack on the rocks, fire up the Kindle, put on some Pandora and relax.
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Funny line, but it appears your math expertise is in the basement alongside your spelling
What is a "Lybian" btw?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Someone from Lyberia, not Nygeria.
CERB needs to include extended benefits like dental, eye glasses and perscriptions. I am not suggesting a free for all but a $6,000 limit per year seems fair.
America does not have the CERB. America is dying. Pray for America it must be a tough go without the CERB.
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Funny line, but it appears your math expertise is in the basement alongside your spelling
What is a "Lybian" btw?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Someone from Lyberia, not Nygeria.
we could always sell BC to the Americans that would unite Alaska with the 48 states
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America does not have the CERB. America is dying. Pray for America it must be a tough go without the CERB.
Canadians should give their CERB to Americans! We can save the world with CERB!
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we could always sell BC to the Americans that would unite Alaska with the 48 states
I already turned them down. I'm holding out for a much higher price
Wave number two is starting in Quebec. Time to buy votes and extend the CERB. We will have CERB until next summer when the vaccine comes out.
You're about to be cut off shortly.
Have a nice life
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You're about to be cut off shortly.
In about five weeks.
CERB - Comprehensive Enema of Reserve Bucks
lots of people have become alcoholics on the lockdown and that is classed as a disability so people cannot return to work especially if you drive an 18 wheeler
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lots of people have become alcoholics on the lockdown and that is classed as a disability so people cannot return to work especially if you drive an 18 wheeler
Kind of like when Homer gained weight to claim disability.