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Title: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 02:37:53 PM
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 02:40:21 PM
Civet sauce  with yarrow and schaffer grubs.



Yummers!
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 02:41:26 PM
Quote from: "Jamie Oliver" post_id=370993 time=1594579221
Civet sauce  with yarrow and schaffer grubs.



Yummers!

I'll make a nice pangolin paste for it.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370994 time=1594579286 user_id=56
Quote from: "Jamie Oliver" post_id=370993 time=1594579221
Civet sauce  with yarrow and schaffer grubs.



Yummers!

I'll make a nice pangolin paste for it.


You must watch the cooking channel a lot.I prefer ortolans for my morning meal.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 03:07:13 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

You encourage the worst racist stereotypes of East Asian people.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371001 time=1594580833 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

You encourage the worst racist stereotypes of East Asian people.

Oh whatever. I'm not a serious poster and I don't take anything on these forums seriously. Likewise, I doubt anybody takes my trolling seriously. Now pull that stick out of ur ass.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371003 time=1594581176 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371001 time=1594580833 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

You encourage the worst racist stereotypes of East Asian people.

Oh whatever. I'm not a serious poster and I don't take anything on these forums seriously. Likewise, I doubt anybody takes my trolling seriously. Now pull that stick out of ur ass.

This garbage is not funny..



I know Seoul doesn't like it either.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371006 time=1594583839 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371003 time=1594581176 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371001 time=1594580833 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

You encourage the worst racist stereotypes of East Asian people.

Oh whatever. I'm not a serious poster and I don't take anything on these forums seriously. Likewise, I doubt anybody takes my trolling seriously. Now pull that stick out of ur ass.

This garbage is not funny..



I know Seoul doesn't like it either.


A batch of bat soup with cobra venom will cure your blues.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: "Julia Child" post_id=371009 time=1594584644
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371006 time=1594583839 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371003 time=1594581176 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371001 time=1594580833 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

You encourage the worst racist stereotypes of East Asian people.

Oh whatever. I'm not a serious poster and I don't take anything on these forums seriously. Likewise, I doubt anybody takes my trolling seriously. Now pull that stick out of ur ass.

This garbage is not funny..



I know Seoul doesn't like it either.


A batch of bat soup with cobra venom will cure your blues.

If one wants to maintain the blues, register at FT.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Renee on July 12, 2020, 05:05:38 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


Good thing it wasn't a Giant Schnauzer



The Giant Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it was a giant that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=371016 time=1594587938 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


If you were going to troll you should have picked a more easily managed dog.



The Standard Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it really was a standard that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:

Fine, be that way. More Schnauzer for us.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Renee on July 12, 2020, 05:11:43 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371017 time=1594588064 user_id=56
Quote from: Renee post_id=371016 time=1594587938 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


If you were going to troll you should have picked a more easily managed dog.



The Standard Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it really was a standard that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:

Fine, be that way. More Schnauzer us.


BTW, I amended my post...You could probably eat a standard but you would have to serve it with Saurekraut.



Invite Mel to dinner...Aftward you can sit on his face for dessert.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=371018 time=1594588303 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371017 time=1594588064 user_id=56
Quote from: Renee post_id=371016 time=1594587938 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


If you were going to troll you should have picked a more easily managed dog.



The Standard Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it really was a standard that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:

Fine, be that way. More Schnauzer for us.


BTW, I amended my post...You could probably eat a standard but you would have to serve it with Saurekraut. Invite Mel to dinner...Aftward you can sit on his face for dessert.

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Odinson on July 12, 2020, 05:25:10 PM
Those german bastards and their sauerkrauts..



Its all they ever eat.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 05:26:33 PM
This thread is so funny.

 :ththbored:
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Renee on July 12, 2020, 05:39:04 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371022 time=1594589110 user_id=136
Those german bastards and their sauerkrauts..



Its all they ever eat.


That and warm beer....It's the main reason why their farts are so rancid.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 05:42:55 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=371025 time=1594589944 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371022 time=1594589110 user_id=136
Those german bastards and their sauerkrauts..



Its all they ever eat.


That and warm beer....It's the main reason why their farts are so rancid.

You've smelled Mel's farts?
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 05:49:10 PM
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Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 07:16:54 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

How about a chair. They have four legs.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Odinson on July 12, 2020, 07:33:13 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=371027 time=1594590550
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Why dont you eat tree leaves..



Many herbivores eat tree leaves.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2020, 08:31:13 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371046 time=1594596793 user_id=136
Quote from: Guest post_id=371027 time=1594590550
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Why dont you eat tree leaves..



Many herbivores eat tree leaves.

Put it on avacado toast and progtards will eat it.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2020, 09:24:47 AM
Serve it with champignons and Jersey Gurl will check his panties to check his is still there.
Title: Re: What To Serve With Standard Schnauzer
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2020, 09:53:01 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

 :roll: