Noticed posted on the cork board at local store, some chick is looking for a suite to rent in the area... 34 years old, with just a dog. Likes gardening, apparently. Currently is living in a 'not so ideal situation,' whatever that means.
I guess not many landlords want pets. I don't mind dogs, and have a self-contained suite in the basement. Maybe Mel should come to the rescue... The rent money could supplement my CERB income, and I could always use help in the yard. Maybe she's attractive also?
You could use the surplus CERB on lottery tickets and online gambling . You could double or triple your investment!
Living with a middle-aged, unemployed, raging alcoholic who wets his bed and bleeds from the anus is a "not so ideal situation" as well.
So unless she is living with a pack of wolves, what exactly do you have to offer?
Quote from: Renee post_id=371089 time=1594612771 user_id=156
Living with a middle-aged, unemployed, raging alcoholic who wets his bed and bleeds from the anus is a "not so ideal situation" as well.
So unless she is living with a pack of wolves, what exactly do you have to offer?
A self contained rental suite. I have that in my basement, and it's what she's looking for. I'd be a landlord. It even has a brand new stove, fridge, and freezer that have never been used, since I tossed the old junk that was here and replaced with new.
Has its own toilet and shower also, and a separate entrance too. I fixed it up with new appliances (but still want to touch up the walls with spackle and give it a proper paint job). Existing carpet is acceptable for a basement.
Quote from: Renee post_id=371089 time=1594612771 user_id=156
Living with a middle-aged, unemployed, raging alcoholic who wets his bed and bleeds from the anus is a "not so ideal situation" as well.
So unless she is living with a pack of wolves, what exactly do you have to offer?
Mel has hardened wank socks...
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=371093 time=1594616763 user_id=1676
Mel has hardened wank socks...
This thread is about renting out my basement suite...
I literally have a 700 sq/ft fully functional basement suite, which I do not use at all...

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If things don't work out you can just bury her body in the woods behind your house.
Quote from: "Bob Sacamano" post_id=371099 time=1594624238
If things don't work out you can just bury her body in the woods behind your house.
The woods back there are kind of scary! No man has any regular business nosing around back there! It's not uncommon to find carcasses of larger animals back there, as nature does its thing in often cruel ways!
Plus, her name is Ninna. I always have a soft spot for girls named Nina/Ninna... It's a rare name outside of Europe, but here it's still all Euro...
I might phone her... Not because I need the rent money, and not because I want a girlfriend (most women over 30 have pretty much reached their expiry date anyhow)...
Wouldn't this be the White thing to do? To potentially help out my people?
Maybe she might touch my weiner?
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Maybe she might touch my weiner?
Mel doesn't roll like that... If you become a problem,can't pay the rent, or don't earn your keep, I'll just kick you out... With extreme force if necessary.
Basement suite in the country. It will be full of spiders, she'll hate it.

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Quote from: "Bob Sacamano" post_id=371105 time=1594627745
Basement suite in the country. It will be full of spiders, she'll hate it.
There's actually less spiders here than in the GVRD! It's clean down there!
Basement here is A-OK... Could easily rent it out. Don't want to bother with renters, since I don't want them, or need them.
Might contact Ninna though, just to make sure she's OK.
Quote from: Renee post_id=371089 time=1594612771 user_id=156
Living with a middle-aged, unemployed, raging alcoholic who wets his bed and bleeds from the anus is a "not so ideal situation" as well.
:MG_216:
No Chinks Allowed here Shen, but that's the way it is...
I would LOVE a friend named Nina! Total Euro!
Don't delete this thread, it could become crucial evidence

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Quote from: Mel post_id=371102 time=1594626562
I might phone her... Not because I need the rent money, and not because I want a girlfriend (most women over 30 have pretty much reached their expiry date anyhow)...
Wouldn't this be the White thing to do? To potentially help out my people?
Well if you rent it out, there will be someone around to find the body after your liver finally fails or after your ass cancer progresses beyond stage 4.
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ac_wot
Thats just some drunk cutting himself with a knife.
There is more blood when some1 has been killed...
And the smell of old blood is pretty fierce.
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371133 time=1594642622 user_id=136
Thats just some drunk cutting himself with a knife.
There is more blood when some1 has been killed...
And the smell of old blood is pretty fierce.
Bullshit, that's Mel's butt plug laying by the door.
He got a little overzealous again...Do you really believe that prattle about a bleeding pimple on his asshole?

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Don't delete this thread, it could become crucial evidence
Good point
I'll save images of all posts just in case site or some threads blew up
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ac_lmfao
Quote from: Renee post_id=371089 time=1594612771 user_id=156
Living with a middle-aged, unemployed, raging alcoholic who wets his bed and bleeds from the anus is a "not so ideal situation" as well.
So unless she is living with a pack of wolves, what exactly do you have to offer?
I´ve been laughing at this the whole day.. :laugh3:
Quote from: Herman post_id=371183 time=1594670169 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Mr bundy" post_id=371167 time=1594660371

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ac_lmfao
Thats what would happen to a gal living with a misogynist
Quote from: Guest post_id=371199 time=1594676019
Thats what would happen to a gal living with a misogynist
mel definitely qualifies .. with lots to spare
I know a few gals who would be okay with that.
I've decided to let my basement suite sit empty, and to not rent it out to a girl in need. The posters here have made it clear as to what kind of people the general population truly does consist of, and for these reasons I don't need the hassle!
She can find a shelter or something.
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371196 time=1594674844 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=371089 time=1594612771 user_id=156
Living with a middle-aged, unemployed, raging alcoholic who wets his bed and bleeds from the anus is a "not so ideal situation" as well.
So unless she is living with a pack of wolves, what exactly do you have to offer?
I´ve been laughing at this the whole day.. :laugh3:
It might be amusing to you but to me is pretty sad.
this is what may happen when a chick starts arguing all the time and then wont let you root her

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