I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.
She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.
After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.
You could hit her in the shitter, or better yet know what any male knows: Women age like like milk. Almost every time.
It's why I stay single! Look at the fat hogs wandering around!
If it wasn't for welfare, those land whales would be sucking dick for a dollar a blow!
Ahem... I was 1990's Julia Roberts... cute as a button, even my farts were cute... but the HooHoo was classic 50+ year old woman.
It happens. Women get worn out, and you can't even hit her in the shitter...
The all get worn out.
Best practice is to stay single, or find a young one! Yum!
They can take their stinky worn out cunts elsewhere...
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=372199 time=1595335583 user_id=1676
I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.
She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.
After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.
For real? Booyaksha!
Respek!
Quote from: "Ali G" post_id=372233 time=1595355589
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=372199 time=1595335583 user_id=1676
I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.
She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.
After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.
For real? Booyaksha!
Respek!
Jigger
Julia Robert's = Horse face.
Ugly bitch with huge teeth.
STFU asswipe!