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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Blurt on August 23, 2020, 02:07:39 PM

Title: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Blurt on August 23, 2020, 02:07:39 PM
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2020, 02:21:06 PM
Take hetr to the vet, she needs to be put down. She likely has distemper. She is angry at her father.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2020, 02:24:52 PM
She likely has the partial reopening blues.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: cc on August 23, 2020, 02:34:33 PM
Quote partial reopening blue


Forgive me Shen, but that was too FUNNY to not laff
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2020, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=377080 time=1598207673 user_id=88
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Forgive me Shen, but that was too FUNNY to not laff

Was there a sexual connotation in my comment?
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Odinson on August 23, 2020, 08:12:17 PM
A gift for Shen... To help in these troubling times.



I know she likes this color.



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Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: cc on August 23, 2020, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=377082 time=1598208587 user_id=3254
Quote from: cc post_id=377080 time=1598207673 user_id=88
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Forgive me Shen, but that was too FUNNY to not laff

Was there a sexual connotation in my comment?

No. I was struck my funny bone on face value. I was a funny line.



Clearly there is in Odi's
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2020, 12:39:52 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2020, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=377221 time=1598243992 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.


I here there are some rough "tricks" out there. Be careful of black and Indians as clientele.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2020, 08:13:23 AM
Quote from: Streetwise post_id=377240 time=1598251761
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=377221 time=1598243992 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.


I here there are some rough "tricks" out there. Be careful of black and Indians as clientele.

I'm a trick and I'm not black or Indian.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2020, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=377255 time=1598271203
Quote from: Streetwise post_id=377240 time=1598251761
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=377221 time=1598243992 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.


I here there are some rough "tricks" out there. Be careful of black and Indians as clientele.

I'm a trick and I'm not black or Indian.


Yeah but look what happened to your asshole.  :ohmy: You need to check the diameter of the peg before you try to shove it into the hole. Maybe invest in a good micrometer.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Blurt on August 24, 2020, 11:35:19 AM
You mean "picometer," don't you?



Americans are so generous.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2020, 01:15:40 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377278 time=1598283319 user_id=1974
You mean "picometer," don't you?



Americans are so generous.


Come on Blurt...I was being my usual nice.
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Blurt on August 24, 2020, 09:26:43 PM
You were.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Odinson on August 25, 2020, 06:20:43 AM
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Title: Re: A message to Shen Li
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 02:41:25 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=377472 time=1598350843 user_id=136
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